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->''"I regret nothing, but I am sorry that I am about to leave my friends."''
-->--'''Zachary Taylor''''s last words

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Zachary Taylor (November 24, 1784 – July 9, 1850) was the twelfth President of the United States (serving from [[TheWildWest 1849 to 1850]]) and the third from the Whig Party. He succeeded UsefulNotes/JamesKPolk and preceded UsefulNotes/MillardFillmore. Known as "Old Rough And Ready" for his service as a General during the Mexican-American War. According to legend, he was elected without ever having voted before. His only really notable actions in office were convincing California and New Mexico to bypass the territorial stage and apply for statehood (though only California did) and signing the Clayton-Bulwer Treaty, where America and the United Kingdom promised not to build or claim a canal across Nicaragua.

Taylor died a little over 16 months after taking office- to quote Website/BadassOfTheWeek: "One of the toughest, most badass generals and commanders in American history was replaced by some dude named [[UsefulNotes/MillardFillmore Millard]]." He was the second president to die in office--the cause of death was at the time said to be a bowl of cherries that were cooled with contaminated ice, but even at the time of his death people were suspicious that he had been poisoned with arsenic. In 1991 they exhumed his body and tested his hair for arsenic. The test came out normal, but at least one medical doctor has pointed out that the test was administered in a way that would uncover chronic poisoning but would at best be useless in discovering acute poisoning, the exact cause remains in dispute.

He was also the second member of the Whig party to be ''elected'' president (UsefulNotes/JohnTyler succeeded, and was expelled from the party while in office). The first was UsefulNotes/WilliamHenryHarrison, who lasted all of 31 days. They were the first two presidents to die while in office. For [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar some reason]], the Whig party isn't around anymore. For what it's worth, Taylor is widely considered to have been the best Whig president by a country mile, simply because he was around long enough to get a few positive things done, while not lasting long enough to become a total screw-up. At the same time though, he didn't last long enough to achieve anything that would rank him higher than in the bottom-third or so of the Presidents.

Taylor would also be the only President to die in office that was not elected in a year ending in "zero"; thus his death was not connected to what was often referred to as the "zero year curse". However, he did ''die'' in a year ending in zero and both the guy elected in 1840 (Harrison) and the guy elected in 1860 (Lincoln) died in office.

His "Rough and Ready" exterior hid his political savvy. He was well connected out the wazoo. Former president UsefulNotes/JamesMadison and General Robert E. Lee were his cousins and Mississippi Senator UsefulNotes/JeffersonDavis was his son-in-law. It was in his administration that slavery consumed American politics. He was an ardent Unionist (paraphrased: "I'll hang every secessionist there is, starting with that son-in-law of mine.") and he was willing to use force to prevent secession. Many historians now agree that his more aggressive and uncompromising approach towards the slave states was in retrospect the correct one -- as opposed to the approaches taken by his three successors, which were conciliatory at best, and HeadInTheSandManagement at worst -- though what actual results this would have produced had Taylor lived is still hotly debated. Interestingly, he was still a slaveowner; the last sitting president to own slaves, actually (UsefulNotes/AndrewJohnson had also been a slaveowner, but he freed his slaves in 1863, two years before he became President).

Taylor deferred his inauguration for a day because he declined to take the oath of office on Sunday. This later gave rise to the notion that David Rice Atchison (president ''pro tempore'' of the outgoing Senate, that being the office next in line after the President and Vice President by the succession law of the time) was "President for a day" (specifically, March 4, 1849). A short list of reasons why this isn't so:
* The previous session of Congress, and therefore Atchison's office of president ''pro tempore'' of the Senate, had expired the previous day.
* Strictly speaking, the President doesn't have to take the oath of office before ''assuming'' the office, only before ''executing'' it (i.e. using Presidential powers). That is to say, the President-elect becomes President at noon on Inauguration Day, but can't actually do anything Presidential until he/she takes the Oath of Office.[[note]]So: Suppose Mexico were to get ideas and send troops (idiotically) into Texas on March 4, 1849. Zachary Taylor ''would'', legally, be President of the United States, but unless he took the Oath, he would not be allowed to order US troops to do anything about the invasion.[[/note]]
* Even if you argue that Taylor wasn't President yet because he hadn't taken the oath... well, Atchison didn't take it either, so there.

Incidentally, a reporter asked Atchison about this in 1872. Atchison said that he was unsure whether he had technically been president, and snarked that if he was, then at least his administration had been free of scandal.

Modern researchers who have gone through his letters have described him as "[[NeverLearnedToRead near illiterate]]." Taylor did not have much formal schooling and would have been diagnosed with [[LIsForDyslexia dyslexia and dysgraphia]] today.

He is to date the only president to come from Louisiana. Creator/StephenColbert now owns a wax figure of him.[[note]]He actually wanted UsefulNotes/MartinVanBuren, but Creator/JonStewart got it first.[[/note]]
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