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[[caption-width-right:350:''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "Don't you dare take the name of 'Texas' in vain!"]]'']]

->''"Don't mess with Texas."''
-->-- '''Texas Department of Transportation'''

Welcome to the State of Texas.

The first thing you should know: the state itself is ''[[EverythingIsBigInTexas huge]]'', being [[http://www.k5rcd.org/TEXAS%20EUROPE%20SIZE%20COMPARISON%20MAP.jpg 268,820 sq. miles]] with a population of about 27.8 million people. This makes it nearly half the size of UsefulNotes/{{Alaska}} with sixty times the population - and several times larger than many entire countries. For example, it is approximately three times as large as the ''entire UsefulNotes/UnitedKingdom put together''--or, more to the point, "only" a bit larger than UsefulNotes/{{France}}.[[note]]For the record, France is the largest country in Western UsefulNotes/{{Europe}} and the third-largest in Europe as a whole. The only countries larger? UsefulNotes/{{Ukraine}}, which is huge, and UsefulNotes/{{Russia}}, which is ''gigantic'' (European Russia would ''still'' be the seventh-largest country on Earth if Asiatic Russia separated, with Asiatic Russia itself still being the largest country in the world).[[/note]] It is the largest of the lower 48 states, the second most populated after UsefulNotes/{{California}}, and the state with the most counties (254).

Texas borders the US states of UsefulNotes/NewMexico, UsefulNotes/{{Oklahoma|USA}}, Arkansas, and Louisiana. In addition, it is one of four states to share a land border with UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}}, bordering the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila,[[note]]With which it was formerly united as the Mexican state of Coahuila y Tejas[[/note]] Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas. The Texas section of the US-Mexico border is the longest of any US state by far, spanning 1,254 miles and separated by the Rio Grande. Texas also sits on the Gulf of Mexico, giving it substantial beaches, port traffic, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick hurricanes]].

Texas can easily be divided into five different regions culturally, with climates ranging from the near desert-like conditions of the panhandle to the humid coastal subtropics along the shoreline; the only thing they have in common climate-wise is that they are hot.[[note]]To give an even more scientific example of how big Texas is, noted black conservative author and commentator Dr. Thomas Sowell stated back in the 1980s you could put the entire population of the world (then ~5 billion people), into single family homes in a space no larger than the State of Texas, at population per square mile rates less crowded than many American cities. The math proves him right, too. 5,000,000,000 people in 250,000 square miles is 20,000 people per square mile. Compare this to UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity, with 18,000,000 people in 450 square miles, at 40,000 people per square mile.[[/note]] Needless to say, that gives us a lot of ground to cover, so let's get into it.

!!History of Texas

First, about the name. The word "Texas" is a strange one; it comes from the language of the Caddo peoples who historically inhabited East Texas. The state takes its name from their word for "friend", roughly transcribed as ''taisha'', because the local Caddo-speaking tribes were friends/allies of the Spaniards coming up from Mexico. In Old Spanish, this would be written as "Texa", "x" being pronounce as "sh" in Old Spanish. (This sound has merged with "j" in [[UsefulNotes/SpanishLanguage Modern Spanish]], hence the Modern Spanish terms "Tejas" for the state and "Tejano" for the Hispanic people with roots in the region.) For some reason, the Spanish plural "s" (same as English) was appended to "Texa" to create "Texas". It should come as no surprise then that for all of the Lone Star State's famous individualism and crotchetiness, its state motto is the fuzzy and communitarian "Friendship".

Texas is the birthplace of the Ride/SixFlags theme park. Why is that relevant here? Well, the name comes from the six national flags that have historically flown over the state: UsefulNotes/{{France}}, UsefulNotes/{{Spain}}, UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}}, the Republic of Texas, the UsefulNotes/UnitedStates, and the Confederate States (though during most of the time all but one of those flags was flying, [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans the Comanche]] were the ones really in control of most of the territory).

Yes, you read that right: the state was its own independent nation from 1836-1846, carved out of Mexico after a rebellion of both American settlers from the neighboring South and Hispanic Tejanos over the authoritarianism of Mexican President Santa Anna, the abrogation of the Mexican Constitution, the refusal of Mexico to defend Texan settlements from Native American raids, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Mexico's anti-slavery policies]]. Afterwards, though there were some nationalists who wanted to maintain independence, most Texans sought annexation to the United States. The U.S. delayed annexing it for a decade in part to avoid war with Mexico and in part to keep the issue of expanding slavery from dividing the nation, but expansion was hugely popular and UsefulNotes/JamesKPolk pulled the trigger, helping to start the UsefulNotes/MexicanAmericanWar.[[note]]The Republic's government claimed even more vast tracts of land than the current borders, including most of present-day UsefulNotes/NewMexico and parts of [[UsefulNotes/OklahomaUSA Oklahoma]], UsefulNotes/{{Colorado}}, and UsefulNotes/{{Wyoming}}; the fed cut that down to its current shape in part to curb the spread of slavery.[[/note]] To encourage Texas to agree to give up being a separate country and join the United States, it got one special privilege and one special permission in its admission. First, all public domain land in Texas belongs to the State of Texas (everywhere else, public domain land remained the property of the U.S. Government). Second, ''without further action of Congress'', Texas can, at any time, divide itself into as many as ''five'' states. The joke coming from that is that it will never happen, because none of the new states to be created could agree on which one got to keep the Alamo.

As mentioned, Texas sided with the Confederacy during UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar, though most of the Confederate residents lived in the eastern half of the state. After the war, settlement began to spread westward, though its vast desert landscapes only were able to sustain large, long-term settlement after the invention and popularization of air conditioning in the mid-20th century. After this, the population exploded, and the state has been on a steady ascent upwards ever since; it passed [[UsefulNotes/NewYorkState New York]] as the second most-populous state in the 1990s, and while it is still a fairly distant second behind [[TheRival its rival]] UsefulNotes/{{California}}, it is feasible that it can close that gap in a few decades time. Part of that rivalry comes from the sheer number of recent migrants that actually come from California, something that native Texans have mixed feelings about (though it does give them some room to gloat about how great their state is).

!!Demographics and Culture

Unfortunately, some writers will [[EverythingIsBigInTexas represent Texas as a backward state]], a mashup of the DeepSouth and TheWildWest. This is very untrue, as we'll see below. That being said, there are Texans that aren't afraid to act the stereotype of the BoisterousBruiser intentionally to mess with non-Texans (especially when out of state), as it's practically a sport - especially when a native is [[AskAStupidQuestion asked a stupid question]] they've probably heard a thousand times before (no, not every Texan owns a gun and/or wears cowboy boots). Truth be told, Texans tend to be rather proud of their state heritage. While this kind of local nationalism is not unusual with many US states, it's to the point where if one asks a Texan where they're from, they'll likely first identify as being a ''Texan'' rather than American.

In terms of culture, Texas plays host to some of the largest Hispanic and Asian American communities in the Southern United States. For instance, Vietnamese is the state's third-widest spoken language behind English and Spanish. The state's ranks of professionals, business leaders, and politicians draw from all racial and religious groups. Many government institutions retain their form from the days of the Republic of Texas and the Reconstruction Era. Politics is personality-based as much as anything else from the state's history of being in the Solid South, leading to such politicians as Music/KinkyFriedman, a self-described Jewish Cowboy and entertainer whose campaign slogan was "Why the hell not?", popping up from time to time.

Historically speaking, Texas has been a Republican stronghold since the early 1970s, as the state has voted for GOP presidential candidates for nearly fifty years from UsefulNotes/RichardNixon to UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump. Prior to that, it was part of the "Solid South" Democratic bloc (back when Democrats as a whole were much more conservative than they are now), and was the birthplace of [[UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson Lyndon B. Johnson]], the 36th President of the United States from 1964 to 1968, and UsefulNotes/FranklinDelanoRoosevelt's first Vice President, John Nance Garner, who had the incredible nickname "Cactus Jack"; the two had been Democratic leaders in the House and Senate, respectively. Republicans can claim Texas as the birthplace of UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower, but he mostly grew up in Kansas. UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter was the last Democrat presidential candidate to win Texas, while Senator Lloyd Bentsen and Governor Dorothy Ann Richards were the most recent Democrat politicians to hold high-ranking government positions in the Lone State State until the former lost to Kay Bailey Hutchison, while the latter went on to become the Secretary of Treasury for UsefulNotes/BillClinton, and no Democrat has been elected to statewide office since 1994. The state's favorite son UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush would later go on to be president himself, following the footsteps of [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush his father]]; while both father and son were born into old money in New England (W. in Connecticut and H.W. in Massachusetts), they became much better known for representing their adopted state on the world stage from the late '80s through the 2000s and are one reason the state is seen as a Republican hub.

However, there are more nuances on the local level: Texas cities are much more diverse than the rural counties (UsefulNotes/{{Houston}} is often touted as one of the most ethnically diverse cities in the nation, Dallas has arguably the largest LGBT community in the South,[[note]]"Arguably" because (1) there is the longstanding question of whether Texas "counts" as the South and (2) the LGBT population of UsefulNotes/{{Atlanta}} (the South's traditional gay mecca) may be about the same size if not larger ''in its metro area'' than the LGBT population in the DFW Metroplex, but Georgia's weird local-government laws mean that the City of Atlanta proper covers a smaller slice of its metro area and thus has a smaller LGBT population than the City of Dallas proper.[[/note]] and San Antonio and El Paso have large Hispanic populations, most of whom tend to be Mestizos) and thus tend to vote Democrat. Like many Sun Belt states, migration from Mexico and California is altering the state's political landscape; elections have gotten increasingly competitive in recent years, something that is expected to continue in the future. Democratic candidates Beto O'Rourke (former US Representative from El Paso) and Lupe Valdez (the first lesbian Mestizo Hispanic sheriff of Dallas County) both ran tight races against Republicans Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott in the 2018 midterm elections only to lose to their competitors. It remains to be seen if the Democrats can one day flip back the state, especially with the changing demographics of the cities and suburbs, although Republicans have been making gains in the predominantly Tejano Rio Grande Valley region to offset it, notably flipping a long-Democratic House seat in that region in a 2022 special election. Since the state has the second-highest number of electoral college votes in the country after solidly Democratic California, this outcome would give the Democrats a huge edge in presidential elections.

If Texas was an independent nation today, its economy would be in the top ten of all countries, surpassing major forces like UsefulNotes/{{Canada}} and UsefulNotes/SouthKorea. It is the home to 58 companies of the Fortune 500, more than any other state in the US. Economics is mostly regional in the state, helping to define the regional identities of many residents. The state as a whole leads the entire nation in beef production. East Texas has a large timber industry. North and West Texas are defined by agriculture and petroleum extraction. Dallas has defense manufacturers and the Silicon Prairie. Houston excels in shipping, petrochemicals, and aerospace industries (thank you UsefulNotes/{{NASA}}). San Antonio is very rich in history and is home to several major military bases, while El Paso's economy is a mix of military ''and'' oil. Last but not least, Texas's capital of Austin is known as the Live Music Capital of the World, the Hollywood of Texas, and the Silicon Hills, combining a vibrant, globally recognized arts, media, and music scene with the cutting-edge research and manufacturing hub of California's Silicon Valley.

Training people for all of these jobs requires a lot of education. There are at last count 181 different colleges, universities and other institutions actively engaged in research and development--not only into oil but alternative, renewable energy sources as well--along with the much more numerous community colleges and trade schools. Laws have been passed in the state where any high school student graduating in the top 10% of their class gets first pick from any of the schools. Also, the Texas Medical Center in Houston is the largest medical complex in the world, consisting of 21 hospitals, eight specialty centers, eight academic and research institutions, four medical schools, seven nursing schools, three public health organizations, two pharmacy schools, and a dental school.

The Texas Ranger Division is one of the most famous non-federal law enforcement agencies in the nation, acting in many of the big events in Texan and [[TheWildWest Old West]] history, including the Indian wars, UsefulNotes/TheMexicanRevolution, and the capture of Bonnie and Clyde. Despite two attempts to disband them (once during Reconstruction and again in the 1930s in a political dispute), they remain part of the state's law enforcement, functioning as a Texan version of the [[UsefulNotes/{{FBI}} Federal Bureau of Investigation]]. They are the source of the saying and trope, "OneRiotOneRanger". Contrary to popular opinion outside the state, the Rangers are not the primary state-level police force, despite having full police powers. The main state-level police force is the Texas Highway Patrol, often locally referred to as "DPS" (though DPS refers to the Texas Department of Public Safety, the parent body of both the Rangers and Highway Patrol, plus several other divisions). The Highway Patrol has an order of magnitude more sworn personnel than the Rangers--more than 2,800 sworn troopers, compared to fewer than 200 commissioned Rangers. The Criminal Investigations Division, another DPS body little-known outside the state, itself has more than three times as many officers as the Rangers.

Texas' love of high school UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball can be clearly seen from the storied Permian High School Panthers (a real team from Odessa), who were chronicled in ''Film/FridayNightLights''. In fact, for many rural areas, weekly high school sporting events are the biggest non-religious social event in town, with about ninety-eight percent of the town out in the stands every game. The other two percent are on the field. Admittedly, this is true for most of rural America, not just Texas, but Texas does have a good claim of being the most football-crazed state in the nation: [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague the Dallas Cowboys]] are the most highly valued franchise in ''all of sports'' due to Texans' devotion to the team, and the state boasts a laundry list of [[UsefulNotes/CollegiateAmericanFootball major college programs]] including six schools in the UsefulNotes/PowerFiveConferences (Baylor, Houston, TCU, Texas, Texas A&M, and Texas Tech)[[note]]And soon to be seven with SMU joining the ACC in 2024.[[/note]] and seven in the UsefulNotes/GroupOfFiveConferences (North Texas, Rice, Sam Houston, SMU, Texas State, UTEP, and UTSA) that have produced superstars or earned national attention.

!!Regional Geography

[[UsefulNotes/DFWMetroplex Dallas]], UsefulNotes/{{Houston}}, and San Antonio count as three of the US's top ten most populous cities, with the state capital of Austin and the cities of Fort Worth and El Paso rounding off the list of cities that can be described as ''big.'' For more information on the regional geography of the state, please visit their individual pages and our page on UsefulNotes/OtherCitiesInTexas. The state is also the home to NASA's Johnson Space Center--that's right, Texas is so big it expands into space.

Oh, and there's also [[DoNotTouchTheFunnelCloud tornadoes]]. [[WhamLine Don't forget the]] UsefulNotes/{{tornadoes}}. Or the [[SadisticChoice hurricanes]]. [[FromBadToWorse Or the floods]]. Or the hail.

!!Notable people from Texas
People from [[UsefulNotes/DFWMetroplex Dallas]] and UsefulNotes/{{Houston}} (including their surrounding areas) can be found in those cities' pages.
* Creator/DiannaAgron (born in UsefulNotes/GeorgiaUSA, raised in San Antonio)
* Creator/KevinAlejandro (San Antonio)
* Creator/JaimieAlexander (born in UsefulNotes/SouthCarolina, but grew up in Texas)
* Creator/KristaAllen (Austin)
* Creator/AustinAmelio (Austin)
* Creator/DanaAndrews (Huntsville)
* Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin (born in [[MeaningfulName Austin]], raised mainly in Edna)
* Creator/TexAvery
* Creator/TiaBallard (Paris)
* Creator/ViolettBeane (born in St. Petersburg, raised in Austin)
* Creator/AngelaBettis (Austin)
* Creator/GilBirmingham (San Antonio)
* Creator/DonBluth
* Creator/MehcadBrooks (Austin)
* Creator/CarolBurnett (San Antonio)
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush
* Creator/MaryCagle (Corpus Christi)
* Music/{{Ciara}} (Fort Hood)
* Creator/ChaceCrawford (Lubbock)
* Creator/JoanCrawford (San Antonio)
* Creator/ErinCummings (Huntsville)
* Creator/MadisonDavenport (San Antonio)
* Creator/AlanaDeLaGarza (born in UsefulNotes/{{Ohio}}, but grew up in El Paso)
* Creator/ElizabethDeRazzo (Laredo)
* Creator/ShannonElizabeth (born in Houston, raised in Waco)
* Creator/BillEngvall (Galveston)
* Creator/FarrahFawcett (Corpus Christi)
* Creator/MichelleForbes (Austin)
* Wrestling/TerryFunk (born in Indiana, attended college and started his wrestling career in Texas)
* Creator/AdamGibbs (born in Athens, TX but relocated in in UsefulNotes/{{Houston}})
* Creator/SummerGlau (San Antonio)
* Wrestling/TheGobbledyGooker (El Paso)
* Wrestling/{{Goldust}} (Austin)
* Music/SelenaGomez
* Creator/NicholasGonzalez (San Antonio)
* Creator/{{Mckenna Grace}}
* Wrestling/ChavoGuerreroJr (El Paso)
* Wrestling/EddieGuerrero (El Paso)
* Wrestling/VickieGuerrero (El Paso)
* Creator/WoodyHarrelson
* Creator/EthanHawke (Austin)
* Creator/AmberHeard (Austin)
* Wrestling/MarkHenry (Silsbee)
* Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt (Waco)
* Music/BuddyHolly (Lubbock)
* Creator/RobertEHoward (Peaster)
* Creator/HowardHughes (Humble)
* Creator/RifHutton (San Antonio)
* Creator/DakotaJohnson (born in Austin)
* UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson
* Music/GeorgeJones
* Creator/TommyLeeJones (San Antonio)
* Creator/AngelaKinsey (born in Louisville, raised in mainly in Archer City)
* UsefulNotes/{{NASCAR}} drivers Terry and Bobby Labonte
* Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield (Sweetwater)
* Creator/EvaLongoria (San Antonio)
* Music/DemiLovato
* Creator/CamillaLuddington (born in UsefulNotes/{{England}}, raised in Austin)
* Creator/SteveMartin (Waco)
* Creator/MargoMartindale (Jacksonville)
* Creator/MatthewMcConaughey (born in Uvalde, spent his teen years in Longview, resides in Austin since 2012)
* Creator/BruceMcGill (San Antonio)
* Creator/BenjaminMcKenzie (Austin)
* Wrestling/ShawnMichaels (San Antonio)
* Music/KaceyMusgraves (born in Golden, raised in Mineola, moved to Austin to pursue a music career)
* Creator/ShaquilleONeal (born in UsefulNotes/NewJersey, spent most of his teen years in San Antonio)
* Creator/JaredPadalecki (San Antonio)
* Creator/PedroPascal (born in UsefulNotes/{{Chile}}, raised in San Antonio)
* UsefulNotes/RonPaul (born and raised in UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}, but settled in Lake Jackson after serving in the US Air Force)
* Wrestling/BrucePrichard (El Paso)
* Creator/SendhilRamamurthy (San Antonio)
* Music/StevieRayVaughan (born and raised in Dallas, moved to Austin to pursue a music career)
* Creator/DebbieReynolds (El Paso)
* Wrestling/DustyRhodes (Austin)
* Wrestling/JakeRoberts (born in Gainsville, raised in UsefulNotes/GeorgiaUSA)
* Creator/JamesRodayRodriguez (San Antonio)
* Creator/MichelleRodriguez (San Antonio)
* Creator/{{Raini|Rodriguez}} and Creator/RicoRodriguez (Bryan)
* Creator/RobertRodriguez (San Antonio)
* Creator/JayOSanders (Austin)
* Wrestling/TitoSantana (Mission)
* Music/{{Selena}} (born in Lake Jackson [and delivered by Ron Paul!], raised in Corpus Christi)
* Music/AshleeSimpson (born in Waco, raised in Richardson)
* Music/JessicaSimpson (born in Waco, raised in Richardson)
* Creator/SissySpacek (Quitman)
* Creator/BrentSpiner (Houston)
* Music/GeorgeStrait
* Wrestling/RobertSwenson (San Antonio)
* Creator/LucasTill (born in Fort Hood but raised in UsefulNotes/{{Atlanta}})
* Creator/AlanTudyk (El Paso)
* Wrestling/VonErichFamily (Denton)
* Creator/PendletonWard (San Antonio)
* Creator/PeterWeller (born in UsefulNotes/{{Wisconsin}}, moved to San Antonio in his teen years)
* Creator/NoelWells (San Antonio)
* Creator/BobWest (born in UsefulNotes/{{Pennsylvania}}, grew up in Baytown, went to university in San Antonio, worked in Dallas)
* Creator/ForestWhitaker (Longview)
* Creator/RonWhite (Fritch)
* Wrestling/BarryWindham (Sweetwater)
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