->''This is the biggest, most important thing to know: '''For a black tea, you pour boiling water on tea leaves.''' That's ninety percent of the art of making a decent cup of tea. (...) It's the final ten percent of the cup of tea that you'll get people calling each other heretics for adding the milk (not cream) first, or whether to use teabags or loose tea and whether burning in effigy or a nice box of chocolates was the correct reward for whoever decided adding bergamot oil to tea was a good thing, or all the other tea things that people like to argue about.''
-->-- '''Creator/NeilGaiman''', [[http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2005/06/last-tea-post.asp blog post]].

''Camellia sinensis'' - the tea plant. According to legend, discovered in China by the first Emperor who was boiling water in his garden and had some of the leaves fall into it. Or, according to another legend, the first tea plant sprang from the eyelids of Bodhidharma, the monk who brought Buddhism from India to China, who [[EyeScream cut them off]] to prevent himself from falling asleep during a long meditation.

Whatever the true origin, tea came from China and has risen to the status of the second most popular drink in the world. [[CaptainObvious The first is water]].

No wonder then, that tea has inspired centuries of myth, legend, folklore, colonization, war, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Internet debates]]. Whole subcultures around the world have been formed around the "proper" way of preparing and drinking tea. It's very SeriousBusiness.

For all the variety in tea and the ways of serving it, curiously enough, a common theme in many tea cultures is serving tea as a show of hospitality, up to and including SacredHospitality. Whether it's iced sweet tea on a porch in SweetHomeAlabama, the complimentary tea served in better Chinese restaurants, the formal structure of a tea ceremony in Japan, the glass of tea that always comes with a friendly visit or business meeting in Turkey and the Arab world, or hot cups passed around to those weathering a disaster in London, the acts of pouring and serving tea take on special meanings in the interaction between host and guest.

!!But first some definitions...

For simplicity's sake, this page will concern itself only with ''real'' tea - liquid brewed from the plant ''Camellia sinensis''. Any other brewed drinks that go under the name of "tea", such as herbal tea, are more properly called "infusions" or "tisanes". This includes the likes of popular "red tea" (made from the South African herb called Rooibos and first used as a tea substitute by Dutch colonists there, now famous as the redbush tea favoured by [[Literature/TheNo1LadiesDetectiveAgency Precious Ramotswe]]), yerba mate, honeybush, bissap and so on.

Once you've made that distinction, all varieties of tea come from the same leaf and the difference is in how they are processed.

* '''Green tea''' is minimally heat-treated with steam or hot air to prevent oxidation, then dried, retaining the green color of the leaf. '''White tea''' and '''yellow tea''' can be considered special subsets of green tea; white is even less processed and uses only the unopened buds and young leaves, and yellow is dried more slowly.
* '''Black tea''' is also called "red tea" in Chinese and languages with strong Chinese influences; it's not the same as the herbal "red tea". Its color comes from a process where the tea leaves are bruised and allowed to fully oxidize before drying, resulting in the dark color, stronger flavor and higher caffeine content; the "black" terminology comes from the color of the leaves (really more of a very dark brown) after oxidation, while the East Asian "red tea" terminology comes from the color of the resultant brew. Before modern transport and preservation, this was the only way tea could be shipped long-distance, and it remains the most popular style outside of China and Japan. Former British colonies India and Sri Lanka (Ceylon), the other most famous tea producers, mainly produce black tea.
* '''Oolong tea''', spelled ''wūlóng'' in Pinyin, is more oxidized than green tea but less than black; it can occupy any point in that spectrum. It remains the most popular drinking tea in Taiwan and China. A shipment of it was [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution dumped into Boston Harbour in a(n in)famous incident]] and was the type most-consumed in Britain before the proliferation of Indian tea plantations in the late 19th century.
* '''Post-fermented tea''', such as pu-erh tea, is made from green or oolong tea leaves aged to allow fermentation and additional oxidation, producing a dark brown tea. ''This'' is what is called "black tea" in China, though "dark tea" is an equally valid translation. It is usually sold in compressed form as bricks, discs, or even more distinctive shapes like bowls and mushrooms. The ideal duration of the aging process is widely disputed.
* '''Scented tea''' is tea that has been infused with the scent of aromatics such as jasmine, rose petals or other flowers, in a complex process that results in the leaves naturally infused with the scent, without actually having the flowers left in the cup. '''Flavored tea''' is tea blended with any form of flavoring, such as herbs, spices, oils and extracts. Scented tea might be called "flavored", but never vice-versa. '''Blended tea''' is any combination of different (usually regional) tea varietals which may or may not be flavored/scented afterward.
** A peculiar variety of flavored tea would be a ''smoked tea'', the most famous of which is ''Lapsang Suchong'' (or ''Zheng Shan Xiao Zhong'', its correct Chinese name). It's a tea infused with wood smoke, giving it a characteristic "campfire" aroma. There are two conflicting theories of its origin. One said that during a particularly difficult voyage, a tea caravan lost some cargo into a creek, and a merchant, keen on saving his profits, tried to dry it up on the campfires. Another is that during a collection season, some Chinese tea factory couldn't meet the deadline, so they tried to speed up the process by drying the half-ready tea by the open fires. In any case, despite such tea being an acquired taste, there turned out enough aficionados -- particularly in East Asia and Russia -- for the technology to be reproduced and refined, it remains in production up to this day.
* '''Chai''' is simply the Hindi word for tea, and in fact ''tea'' and ''chai'' come from different Chinese dialectical pronunciations of the same word (''te'' in the Amoy dialect, ''cha'' in Mandarin and Cantonese, among other variations). '''Masala chai''' is the proper name for the popular tea drink flavored with spices (and, conversely, '''chai masala''' is the blend of spices used to make it). However, outside of India (and particularly in the U.S.) masala chai has sometimes been marketed as '''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment chai tea]]''' or simply '''chai'''.
* '''Matcha''' is high quality, powdered green tea best known for its use in the Japanese tea ceremony, but lately popular mixed into a variety of other drinks and even desserts.
* '''Tea bags''' are an affront to most serious tea drinkers. The tea is lower-quality, it's processed smaller leading to more air exposure (and flavor deterioration), and it's crammed into a space too small for the water to diffuse through properly. But in several parts of the world, including the U.K. and the U.S., tea bags are much more popular than "loose leaf" tea. Even places with advanced tea cultures can't resist the sheer convenience of tea bags. Tea aficionados in America consider them a necessary evil, as loose-leaf tea can't really be found outside specialty stores. The technology is improving, though, and larger "pyramid bags" and "tea sachets" are modest improvements as well.
* '''Instant tea''', resembling instant coffee, [[DamnedByFaintPraise exists]]. Tea does ''not'' lend itself to the process of dehydration and reconstitution, and the results range from [[BadToTheLastDrop utterly undrinkable]] to merely poor. The main advantage is in its ease of distribution; even in Japan, where tea is SeriousBusiness, you can easily come across instant green tea.

Tea, like wine, also varies greatly in taste and quality depending on where and in what conditions it was grown. Serious and aspiring tea nerds are encouraged to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea look elsewhere]] for distinctions beyond those given here. We could fill untold pages if we tried to cover anything but the most common terms.

As for preparing tea, [[http://www.theteadetective.com/HowToBrewTea.html we leave that discussion to others]]. However it's worth saying this about what you put ''in'' tea: ignoring the bizarreness that is the green tea latte, generally only black tea is suited for drinking with milk, although you could make a case for the darker oolongs being acceptable as well. Sweetener is a matter of regional and personal preference, but really good tea doesn't need sugar to be drinkable. This isn't to say that putting a little bit of sugar in your good tea is an abomination, as long as you're respectful to the drink. Hey, some people just have a sweet tooth.

A popular trivia question concerns the relative caffeine content of tea and coffee. It's true that most varieties of dry tea contain more caffeine by weight than dry coffee, but a typical cup of tea still contains less caffeine than a typical cup of coffee. The polyphenols in tea also moderate and slow down the effect of the caffeine, so drinking lots of tea is much more relaxing than drinking lots of coffee.

!!Great Britain and Ireland (And miscellaneous former colonies)

There's a reason the poster children for the SpotOfTea trope are the British. The British demand for tea drove, among other things, the monopoly of the uber-powerful Dutch-style British East India Company, and the 1840-42 and 1856-60 Opium Wars. The media portrayal of the Brits as tea crazy [[FreakierThanFiction pales next to many of the real life accounts.]] No shortage of British writers, including Creator/GeorgeOrwell [[http://www.george-orwell.org/A_Nice_Cup_of_Tea/0.html]], Creator/DouglasAdams [[http://h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/A61345]], Creator/NeilGaiman, and a panel of British scientists [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_standard_cup_of_tea]][[note]]Despite rumours, this is not the government insisting on how people make their tea. The rules were made to make taste comparisons fair.[[/note]] have written essays on the subject of proper tea preparation.

'''Less Laconically:''' In 1660, King Charles II of England, Scotland and Ireland married princess Catarina de Bragança of Portugal. Part of her dowry was the Portuguese outpost at Bombay, which was sold in turn to the English East India Company. Consequently, ever greater quantities of tea and textiles were imported directly to Britain from India and China. By 1750, the British had fallen in love with it.

As a relative latecomer to the transcontinental trade, the East India Company had to make do with the proverbial scraps left over from the Portuguese, and then the Dutch (the world's great merchant-shipping power in the 17th century). However, Dutch supremacy could not last forever, and it was in the field of textiles and tea in particular that their early advantage counted against them. The Dutch had moved, ruthlessly, to monopolise the supply and transportation of spices, which were quite easily the most valuable goods to be found in the East. However, the demand for spices proved limited; people can only eat so much of them, and their value eventually went down as the European market became saturated. On the other hand the British had almost completely borrowed the Dutch financial system, added small but significant improvements (particularly the invention of modern shipping insurance), more or less gotten over their [[UsefulNotes/EnglishCivilWar political troubles]], and [[Series/{{Connections}} invited a Dutchman over to... kind of... be King]] in 1688. With this, Britain managed to get enough money to exploit an unnoticed niche in the market: they would realise and capitalise upon the elasticity of demand[[note]]The basic economic measure of how much demand for a product changes with its price. For relatively "inelastic" goods, even if the price changes a lot, the demand for it won't change that much -- think medication, for instance, which you're always going to need. For "elastic" goods, if the price falls a little, many more people will demand it, and if it rises a little, many more people will give up and just not demand it anymore.[[/note]] for cotton and silk clothing (leading directly to the catastrophic collapse of the British wool-textile industry).

The East India Company was largely able to flood the market with Wulong tea; they had so much of it, production costs were relatively low, they could make it a little cheaper, and they could see how long they could go until it became unprofitable. They were not disappointed. By the 1750s, it was already a national drink in Britain. It also improved the health of its citizens, as people also took to boiling their water before drinking it.

Interestingly, though, Britons wouldn't commonly add milk to their tea until the latter half of the 19th century. There are two reasons for this. The first is the transition from Wulong tea, imported from China, to darker and more astringent Indian teas, as British investment in Indian plantations began to pay off. The second is that it wasn't until then that it was viable and cost-effective to get fresh milk to big cities.

The craze also spilled over into Ireland, which mostly mimics British tea consumption patters. if anything, they're even ''more'' tea-crazy than the British; by weight, they consume more tea per capita. Australia is similar, but they're much closer to Asia and tend to be quicker to adopt modern Asian tea crazes, like Taiwanese bubble tea.

'''How they drink it:''' Black, hot, and in large quantities. Typically, they use teabags, although stores are more likely to have fancy loose-leaf teas as well than in other places. Beyond that, it can vary a lot, and it's entirely possible to divine a Briton's class, upbringing, and even politics by how they drink tea.
* Adding milk is the common way of drinking it; the ongoing holy war is whether the milk or the tea goes into the cup first. Some people [[TakeAThirdOption avoid the debate altogether]] by squeezing lemon into it instead. But don't do both; curdled milk tea is not a nice thing.
* There's a whole mid-afternoon light meal called "afternoon tea", famous for tiny sandwiches, scones, and precise etiquette. It's typically an upper-middle class thing, and it was essentially an invention of a rising middle class looking to feel "posher". Lower-middle class people just call it "tea". The upper class has ''multiple'' tiny meals it calls "tea", with afternoon tea being "low tea" and the later, middle-class timing "high tea". It gets confusing sometimes.
* "Builder's tea" is a staple of the working classes; it's cheap tea brewed extra strong, with a generous amount of milk and sugar (jokingly, enough for the spoon to stand upright in the mug).
* Polite Britons will typically offer tradesmen (''e.g.'' plumbers, carpenters), firemen, and policemen a SpotOfTea if they're staying as guests for more than an hour. As more and more tradesmen in Britain are immigrants, this is starting to cause some confusion, but as you'll see below, this sort of offering is not unheard of in other parts of the world.
* Flavors are numerous, but Earl Grey is one of the most common. It's flavoured with oil of bergamot, a bitter citrus fruit, and in some varieties it might also have orange or lemon peel, or flowers like lavender, verbena, or rose petals. The blend was originally concocted as a scam--the flavourings were added to cheap teas to pass them off as the more expensive Fo Shou or Keemun, teas which naturally tasted of bergamot; but nevertheless, the Britons developed a taste for it. It's [[CaptainObvious named after the Earl Grey]], who (may or may not have) received a shipment of it as a gift.
** "English Breakfast" and "Irish Breakfast" are both popularly named tea blends you might encounter, but the actual teas in them may vary. What matters is that they're strong, hearty concoctions that can stand up to the full English/Irish breakfast of eggs and fatty cured meats.
* Tea is popularly made with electric kettles rather than stovetops or microwaves. Such electric kettles are that much more popular in Britain than in the U.S. (where it didn't catch on outside college students making [[RamenAsDehydratedNoodles instant ramen]]).
** It helps that British power standards are different from those in the U.S., allowing powerful appliances that are generally rated at 3 kW, which an American kitchen probably couldn't handle. But sometimes ''everyone'' wants tea at once, which has necessitated rapid-response power stations like [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinorwig_Power_Station Dinorwig]], which can come online in seconds to meet sudden surges of demand. These surges typically coincide with the end of soap operas (''Britain from Above'' once showed a National Grid employee nervously waiting for the end of ''Series/EastEnders''). Major one-time events, like the wedding of Prince William and Duchess Kate, after which British utilities recorded a surge of 2,400 megawatts. If you're wondering, the all-time record is 2,800 megawatts, after Germany knocked England out in the semifinal of the 1990 UsefulNotes/FIFAWorldCup [[HumiliationConga on penalties]], and the nation [[INeedAFreakingDrink needed a freaking Spot of Tea]].
* Tea figures in ''hugely'' in the military in Britain.
** During UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, the British used water-cooled machine guns. They quickly learned that they could use the hot water in their guns' cooling jackets [[MundaneUtility to make tea]], sometimes firing off hundreds of rounds at a time to do so. British tanks from UsefulNotes/WorldWarII onwards also had on-board water boiling vessels, which were designed mostly to disinfect water or cook "boil-in-the-bag" rations, but which were mostly used for a SpotOfTea.
** Tea distribution within the country during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII was a big deal, for morale if nothing else. One of the Luftwaffe's biggest blows to British morale was a 1942 bombing attack on Mincing Lane, Britain's biggest tea trade centre. In response to shortage fears, the British government decided to buy [[AllOfThem all the tea]], buying practically anything they could get their hands on. They sent more tea to British troops, by weight, than anything save ''bullets'' -- even more than ''artillery shells''. They also assigned civil servants to coordinate the dispersal and movement of tea stockpiles throughout the country, a job Creator/ArthurCClarke describes having done in his autobiography.
** World War II soldier Creator/SpikeMilligan [[Literature/AdolfHitlerMyPartInHisDownfall observed]] that they were damn lucky that Rommel never tried baiting minefields with tea. He describes a mate, Harry Edgington, who showed bravery under fire in North Africa -- by protecting his still-brewing tea from German aircraft with his own helmet.
* Tea is also commonly used as a coping mechanism, sometimes for things as trivial England's [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut admittedly frequent]] sports humiliations, but also for things as serious as riots and disasters. Rescue volunteers distributed tea to victims of the 2005 terrorist bombing of UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground, and during riots in London in 2011, [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/pixel-eight/6024429000/ bystanders made tea]] for the police officers at the scene.


All things tea can be traced back to China. The tea leaf, the tea pot, the teahouse and tea garden, even the tea ceremony -- not one like in Japan, but its own tradition called ''gongfu'', where oolong or black tea is brewed several times over the course of several minutes, with short brew times and small cups to experience every nuance of flavor the tea has to offer. Like in Britain, the proliferation of tea in Tang Dynasty China also contributed to a population boom because it got people in the habit of boiling water; not surprisingly, the Tang era also saw the proliferation of many great artists and philosophers.

'''How They Drink It:'''
* The choice of white, green, oolong or black tea as a favorite varies regionally.
** Almost invariably, though, it's drunk straight and hot. Chinese tea is weaker than the Indian black tea common in Britain, and most Chinese are lactose intolerant. But they also do this to strong and astringent teas from central China, albeit served in small shotglasses.
** Adding milk to tea, though, probably originated from the Mongol Empire of the Yuan, whose Central Asian masters were among the few lactose-tolerant peoples in Asia. It's likely from here that the custom moved west to Europe. Tibet also has its (in)famous yak butter tea, which is as much a food as it is a drink.
** ''Pu erh'' tea comes from the one-time Muslim provinces in the southwest, Sichuan and Yunnan. It's pressed into bricks and aged in caves, like cheese. This gives it a unique mushroomy or umami flavor, and it's rather an acquired taste.
** "Milk tea" is popular in Hong Kong, a former British colony. It's hot tea with evaporated milk, usually of the "Black & White" brand. It's also common in Hong Kong to mix tea and coffee, a sort of compromise position between [[MustHaveCaffeine the traditional caffeine options]].
* As in many other places, it's honorable and a [[SacredHospitality sign of hospitality]] to pour tea for others. According to legend, this was so ingrained that the Qing emperor Qian Long, while traveling [[KingIncognito incognito]] around the country, would pour tea for his servants to maintain his disguise. This was such an immense honor that the servants would ordinarily be expected to kowtow in this situation; they couldn't do that without giving the emperor away, so they tapped the table with three fingers bent in imitation of a kowtow pose. To this day, this is a traditional gesture of thanks for being served tea.
* The ''dim sum''-like tradition of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yum_cha yum cha]] literally means "drink tea". Like afternoon tea in Britain, it's got little snacks with it (in the form of buns and fried tidbits), but these were largely a later addition.
* Ancient Buddhist monks were often associated with tea-drinking. Though we might imagine that they did so to enhance their spirituality, in fact the reason was more mundane: to stay awake while meditating for long periods at a time. This is why Bhodidharma's eyelids figure into the tea origin myth.


Japanese green tea gets the honorific "O" prefix to its name: ''Ocha''. This is the clearest indicator of Japanese reverence; any other kind of tea is simply "cha". In fact, the hot water required to brew tea (and make baths) also gets the "O" (''oyu'' -- any other water is just "mizu").

Tea in Japan has always been deeply intertwined with UsefulNotes/{{Buddhism}} and UsefulNotes/{{Shinto}}ism. The rituals that have developed around serving tea have become a deep and exacting discipline over the centuries. In the Japanese tea ceremony (or ''chado'', literally "the Way of Tea"), the preparation and drinking of tea is treated as a quasi-religious ritual, and the prescribed movements are as exacting as in a dance. The study of the ceremony can literally take a lifetime.

'''How they drink it:'''
* Green tea is king, of course. Tea ceremony aside, the most common form of tea served in Japan is brewed loose-leaf ''sencha''. For everyday use, it's commonly served in mugs, Western-style. But given the relative isolationism and lack of available land in Japan, there are a variety of inventive ways to stretch the green tea supply, including:
** ''Genmaicha'' -- tea mixed with toasted rice
** ''Kukicha'' -- a nutty-tasting tea that includes the stems and twigs left over from ''matcha'' and ''sencha'' production
** ''Hojicha'' or ''bancha'' -- a lower-grade tea than ''sencha'' which has been roasted over charcoal for flavor.
** These days, Japan will also supplement its tea supply with Chinese imports as well.
* Other popular varieties include wulong and black tea. The latter is usually served as "milk tea" -- with milk and sugar, similar to British "builder's tea" (although the tea and milk are boiled together as with Indian chai or Hong Kong milk tea). It's often drunk in cafés and in bottled form. Teabags and instant tea are also popular, largely for their convenience and cheapness (and making use of Japan's ubiquitous vending machines).
* Because tea is so popular, hot water boilers and British-style electric kettles are ubiquitous in Japanese kitchens and offices. They're also handy for making [[UsefulNotes/RamenAsDehydratedNoodles instant ramen]].

!!India and Neighbors

For years, the Indians knew about tea and had access to tea plants, but they thought of tea mostly as a medicinal herb. For better or worse, it was the British who were responsible for turning India into the tea-growing juggernaut it is today, smuggling techniques and plant cuttings out of China (under pain of death if they were caught) and learning to cultivate the Indian tea varietal as well. British colonial rule ended in the 1940s, but ''chai'' remains a big deal, especially in the famous Assam and Darjeeling growing regions.

India is the big consumer in the region, but its neighbors Pakistan and Bangladesh also enjoy various styles of chai. Pakistan in particular likes the varieties from Kashmir (a region disputed between India and Pakistan).

'''How They Drink It:''' Like the British, they drink it with milk and sugar. Unlike Britain (and rather like Hong Kong), they more often than not use evaporated milk. Also unlike Britain, Indians make tea by boiling everything -- tea, milk, and sugar -- all together in one pot. Also, there are several Indian preparations involving various combinations of spices and herbs.
* The best known is ''masala chai'', which includes black tea and a variety of spices; cardamom, ginger, and sometimes black pepper feature prominently.
* ''Kahwah'' is green tea with almonds and spices; it originates from the Kashmir region.
* ''Noon chai'', also from Kashmir, has cardamom, pistachio, a pinch of salt, and baking soda, which turns it pink.
* Darjeeling tea, called the "champagne of teas", is one of the highest-quality teas you can find. As such, it's ''not'' made with milk and sugar; in its pure form, it needs no alterations. Although sold as black tea, it tends to be less oxidized, making it technically an oolong. Be careful, though; most cheap "Darjeeling tea" is not the genuine article.
* ''Kadak'' tea (literally "hard" tea) is popularly made by roadside tea vendors, called "chai wallahs", who are ubiquitous on Indian streets. To save on utensils and materials, chai wallahs will just make all the tea in a big pot, adding water, sugar, tea, and milk as they go along (and conveniently needed to use less tea with each subsequent batch) until they get the color they want. The end result is generally stronger than usual. People also replicate it by slow-boiling the tea after adding the milk.

!!The United States and the Americas

Let's face it; the U.S. is primarily a coffee culture. Despite being British at one time, Americans abandoned tea because coffee was more easily available in Central America (and [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution they were more enamored with the French at the time anyway]]). It used to be that finding a good cup of tea in the U.S. was an uncertain proposition, but things are changing.

Tea in America is often associated with the "Boston Tea Party", an event which took place before the clean break with Britain. Bostonians were just as big on tea as Londoners, but it was hard to get back then; much of it was smuggled in to avoid heavy import duties, which Parliament largely levied on the colonies without their permission. Ironically, the Tea Party itself -- a protest where an entire shipment of tea was thrown into Boston Harbor -- came as a result of a tax ''decrease'', which cut into the smugglers' profit margin. [[SeriousBusiness The pissed-off British]] responded with the "Intolerable Acts", and [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution the rest is history]].

Some tea culture has been around all along, just in small doses. The upper class in the Northeast, especially New York, tended to drink British-style black tea. Then a New Yorker accidentally invented the tea bag in 1907, after which it became such a big deal that it was the only kind of tea you'd find in an American store. [[TheDeepSouth The South]] has also had a long-running tea culture, but with its own variety of iced sweet tea.

Starting in TheNineties, tea culture finally started to take off in the States. Loose-leaf tea started to appear, albeit mostly limited to specialty stores and tea shops, but you're also now seeing experimental brands of premium tea, like Tazo. (You can find British and Irish brands, but they tend to be significantly marked up.) You're even starting to see more electric kettles like in Britain. Asian tea varieties are also making an appearance, meaning that for British visitors, their best bet at finding tea they'd actually be impressed with would be in a Chinese or Japanese restaurant.

Canada, being a [[CanadaEh rather cold place]], sees a lot of hot beverage consumption. Like the States, the allure of cheap coffee turned the country into a coffee country. Tea is most common among the First Nations, who in earlier generations were largely supplied by the then-British Hudson's Bay Company. These days, tea is seeing a revival in Canada like in the States, and loose-leaf tea is starting to make serious inroads, but mostly you'll find store-bought varieties or stuff you can get from ubiquitous coffee chains like Tim Horton's.

'''How They Drink It:'''
* Hot tea is normally sweetened to taste throughout the country. Milk is rare though, even in hot tea; Americans prefer lemon instead. It might be a panic over kidney stones. Expats and anglophiles will be happy to learn that the major British brands, Tetley, Twinings and PG Tips, are readily available in U.S. supermarkets.
* Southern-style sweet tea is very much an acquired taste, largely because it's ''very'' sweet. It's made by brewing the tea with sugar added to the pot, resulting in a concoction that can have twice as much sugar as Coca-Cola. Lemon is commonly added as well. Iced tea is common elsewhere in the country (and was invented in St. Louis, Missouri, for the 1904 World's Fair, which also gave us the ice-cream cone), but it's nowhere near as sweet as the Southern variety. Within the South, there's some debate as to whether you add the sugar when the tea is hot or cold (the latter slightly caramelizes the sugar for flavor). Despite being in the South itself, New Orleans (borrowing from Cajun culture) drinks its tea like the North, much to the consternation of other Southerners passing through town. (Southerner [[Series/GoodEats Alton Brown]] was truly stunned when he found this out firsthand in his ''Feasting on Asphalt'' series.)
* The "Arnold Palmer", named for the golfer, is a sweetened iced tea variety found outside the South which is made of equal parts iced tea and lemonade.
* Masala chai, as described above, is becoming increasingly popular in urban areas as a comfort-drink alternative to hot chocolate or caffe latte. In the States, it's usually made with a concentrated tea-and-spice syrup (or sometimes a powder, like hot chocolate). As such, it tends to be sweeter and a bit heavier than the Indian original.
* Green tea is largely seen as a "hipster" drink, with matcha in particular being the "authentic" high-quality Asian tea. Not being all ''that'' concerned with authenticity, you'll also see green tea lattes in coffee shops. Green tea is also becoming popular as a health food.


Tea first came to Russia through Siberia in the 17th century, as fur trappers in Siberia made contact with Qing Dynasty China. (Previous contact was largely with the Mongols, who were largely hostile to the Russians and not interested in tea.) The Qing embassy gave a gift of tea to Tsar Alexei I; he and his court loved it, but it still took a while to make inroads. Alexei's son UsefulNotes/PeterTheGreat didn't like it (wanting to do all things Western European, he preferred coffee), and there was already a popular traditional warm drink called ''sbiten''', a hot herbal brew sweetened with honey or jam. Even after tea became more popular, sbiten' brewing techniques would often be ported over to making tea.

Tea only spread out from the Imperial court to the general populace as caravans to China became more frequent and tea became cheaper. By the early 1800s, it was an institution in Russia; by 1915, Russia was buying 65% of the tea produced in China; today, it can fairly be called Russia's national beverage, even more so than [[VodkaDrunkenski vodka]]. Russia consumes the third most tea per capita in Europe, behind only tea-crazy Ireland and the United Kingdom. There's even a [[https://web.archive.org/web/20150108191719/http://nagydani.felhasznalo.fazekas.hu/rth/Russian-tea-HOWTO-v2.html Russian Tea HOWTO]], in which Linux geeks codify the perfect cup in excruciating detail.

The theme of tea-drinking coinciding with better health applies to Russia, too. During [[UsefulNotes/RomanovsAndRevolutions the Russian Civil War]], the Red Army insisted on tea instead of alcohol (not least of which because the Whites controlled most of the vodka distilleries anyway), which helped them avoid typhoid and gave them an advantage. It was also rationed and distributed during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII with the same care as the British.

'''How They Drink It:'''
* Russian tea is hot and often sweet, usually black, but sometimes oolong.
** Older Russian teas often had a smoky taste; the tea they could get from central Asia usually wasn't high-quality, so "smoking" it like ''lapsang souchong'' was necessary to make it taste good. Russians developed a taste for it and kept doing it even when they didn't have to. These teas got much harder to get after the Sino-Soviet split; now, most Russian tea comes from India (with a little domestic production in Krasnodar, in the extreme south of the country but still one of the northernmost tea-producing parts of the world).
** Like the British, there's a class distinction in tea. The upper class (including the Tsar when that was a thing) drank more delicate blends, but sweetened; more sophisticated drinkers preferred it unsweetened; and the working class preferred a strong, sweet concoction similar to "builder's tea".
** The traditional method of sweetening tea was with raspberry or blackcurrant jam, similar to traditional sbiten'. Lemon tea is often made with lemon jam or candied lemons; this combined with a ''lot'' of juice creates a much stronger flavor than Western lemon tea. Sometimes, tea is sweetened by drinking it while holding candy or sugar in one's mouth (a practice borrowed from Persia). These days, though, sugar or honey is the most common sweetener.
** Green tea is popular among Central Asian migrant workers. They drink the pressed "brick tea" popular in the region.
** ''Chifir'' is an [[KlatchianCoffee incredibly strong]] variety made in Russian prisons. It's so strong as to cause caffeine poisoning, wreck your kidneys, or even kill you. It's accordingly drunk in relatively small quantities and used as a substitute for drugs.
* Tea is often drunk right after a meal; when it isn't it's usually accompanied by "tea stuff" -- the cakes, pastries, and biscuits that are a staple of British afternoon tea.
* Like in many other tea cultures, guests in Russia will always be served tea as a sign of SacredHospitality.
* Traditional Russian black tea is brewed in advance as a tea concentrate called ''zavarka''. This can sit on the leaves indefinitely and diluted to taste. It would sit on top of ''another'' pot of hot water, which was traditionally kept in a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samovar samovar]]. These would often be lavishly decorated; the modern equivalent, though, would be an imported Japanese automated hot water dispenser.

!!The Middle East and Africa

Tea is grown in parts of Africa such as Kenya, but it's mostly a cash crop for export; locals will drink a few cheaper blends, but it's not very culturally important. But tea matters intensely in the Islamic world, where it's as popular as coffee -- and where consuming alcohol is very strongly socially discouraged, and in fact [[AgainstMyReligion totally prohibited]] in UsefulNotes/{{Islam}}.

'''How They Drink It:''' The region can be divided into three camps: Eastern, Western, and Southern.

* The '''Eastern camp''' includes Turkey, Lower (''i.e.'' northern) Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Palestine, Iraq, Iran, the Gulf states, and parts of Saudi Arabia.
** Tea here is black; green tea arrived only recently and is seen as either a novelty or an aberration. It's prepared by pouring boiling water on tea leaves or powdered tea, adding mint or other herbs, and adding sugar to taste after brewing. Middle Eastern tea tends to be on the sweet side, sometimes as sweet as in the American South. Milk is not unknown but still uncommon.
** Iran and Turkey borrow from the Russian ''samovar'' tradition and keep the tea on a low fire on top of a larger teapot of water to strengthen it.
** Again, tea is important to SacredHospitality in the region. It's offered not only to houseguests, but also in the workplace for business meetings. Oddly, the threshold for when tea is offered is not how long the meeting lasts, but whether you would be expected to sit down and chat with someone. This also means that tea bags are popular here, as they're more convenient for workplace kitchens.
** Electric kettles are popular in the region, especially in Egypt; the only problem is that not all parts of the country get reliable electricity. Fortunately, Egyptians prefer to watch football in a café and drink their tea there, rather like a British pub-goer.
** Turkey calls tea ''çay'' (pronounced "chai" -- fittingly, as both India and Turkey borrowed the word from Persian). It's almost always a black tea called "Rize tea", named after the province in northeastern Turkey it comes from, and it's drunk whenever the mood strikes. Almost all restaurants and cafés will serve it in small, tulip-shaped glasses, and it can be drunk straight or with sugar. It's not uncommon to see men with trays running around the streets and bazaars in the busier parts of town delivering tea to the shopkeepers, and chances are if you sit long enough in any shop, someone's going to offer you a glass.
** Iran popularized drinking unsweetened tea while biting on sugar or candy. Iran has had can sugar for longer than anyone other than India, so it's likely that the custom originated there. It's a distinct experience, to say the least. Russia borrowed the tradition from there, and in turn it left a variant of the ''samovar'' tradition.
* The '''Southern camp''' includes Upper (''i.e.'' southern) Egypt, Sudan, and Yemen. Tea here is also black, but instead of pouring boiling water over tea leaves, large quantities of leaves and larger quantities of sugar are put into the pot together, and the mixture is boiled over a strong flame for at least five minutes. This makes it a sort of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decoction decoction]] rather than an infusion; even the Iranian and Turkish practice of leaving the tea heated doesn't do that. It's so strong as to be called [[KlatchianCoffee "suicide tea"]]. Even the locals have to commonly add milk to dilute it. This recipe is best known for being drunk in Upper Egypt, where it's called "Saidi tea", but the original recipe was probably Bedouin; it's also found in Bedouin-influenced parts of the Maghreb.
* The '''Western camp''' includes Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco, and Mauritania.
** Here, ''green'' tea is preferred to black. There are a number of theories as to how they got it. One claims that Barbary corsairs took it from a European ship they captured on its way back from China; another claims that it had to do with the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War the Crimean War]], where the British, unable to sell their tea to the Russians, dumped it on the Moroccans, who loved it; before then, tea was largely unknown in the Maghreb.
** Moroccans traditionally drank a mint tisane, finding that mixing mint and green tea leaves produced a very nice result: sweet, light on the tongue, cool-tasting even when served hot, and pairing excellently with traditional heavy foods.
** It's prepared the same way as Bedouin-style suicide tea, but the result is far less dangerous with the weaker green tea, and fewer tea leaves are used to begin with because of the mint leaf mixture. Wormwood or [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloysia_citrodora lemon verbena]] is sometimes used instead of mint, or as an addition to it, but Maghrebi tea is always a mix of tea and one or more herbs.
** The Maghreb also has a variety of tea with milk: instead of brewing black tea with water and adding milk to it, they heat up milk, add black tea leaves to it, and add sugar to taste, producing unique and very interesting results.
** Morocco even has a tea ceremony, albeit not as elaborate as Japan's. When tea is being served to an honored guest, the host makes a big show of bringing in all the trays, tasting the tea halfway through boiling, and pouring it at least a meter high (to obtain the optimal mixture and aeration). Moroccans will also insist on the highest-quality water so as not to detract from the flavor. In southern parts of the country (which are mostly desert), the tea preparation process can take as long as an hour and a half -- for just tea!

!!The Rest of Asia

* Indonesians drink sweet, iced jasmine tea, especially on hot days. Traditional hot tea is also quite popular in Indonesia, especially in the countryside. And there's a recent commercial product called Tebs, Teh [=BerSoda=] -- sweet jasmine tea with soda water. Whatever tea lovers elsewhere may think of that idea, Indonesia loves it.
* Heavily sweetened iced tea with canned milk has become popular in several Asian countries, probably picked up from colonial Europeans. Perhaps the most famous form is Thai iced tea, flavored with star anise, vanilla, and other spices. It's served cold, the canned milk is sometimes replaced by fresh whole milk, cream, or coconut milk, and it feels more like a dessert than a drink; but it's not ''that'' different from masala chai.
* Vietnam has a rather unique type of green tea, using fresh tea leaves. This is an everyday beverage, especially for the older generations; dried tea, typically flavored with jasmine or lotus, is reserved for special occasion or friends.
* Malaysians drink a variant of milk tea called ''teh tarik'' (literally "pulled tea"), in which the milk tea is aerated by pouring it repeatedly between two containers. This pouring process is called "pulling" (''tarik''), and it's said that the higher one pulls the tea, the better it tastes.
* In Myanmar, formerly a British colony (and then known as Burma), tea is typically drunk hot, strong, and sweet, with milk or cream. It's similar enough to British "builder's tea" that some speculate that the British may even have derived it from the Burmese style. Burmese tea is typically lingered over with friends; teashops are social hubs, serving food or at least simple snacks, and it's very common to spend half an hour or more in the tea shops -- sometimes most of the day.

!!The Rest of Europe

* Tea isn't very common in most of Germany, but it's very popular in East Frisia, a subregion of [[TheSixteenLandsOfDeutschland Lower Saxony]].
** East Frisian tea has one or more lumps of rock sugar added to the cup, then tea, then cream; one drinks it without stirring, giving the flavors an interesting layered effect. Napoleon banned tea (and all other goods that could only be acquired from Britain) when he annexed East Frisia to France, and that offense is still remembered today. During UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, tea was treated as a staple food, unlike coffee.
** There is also a specific East Frisian blend of tea, the secret of which is generally jealously guarded by tea dealers, but which cynics say consists mainly of "Assam tea for the colour, and Java tea for the price". [[http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:East_Frisian_Tea Here's a recipe]].
** During the occupation after WorldWarTwo, the district of East Frisia had its own unique food rationing cards. The main difference was that tea was treated as one of the basic necessities like bread and potatoes, instead of a luxury good like coffee.
** East Frisia is also home to a popular {{Troll}}ing method where the locals feign offense at the most trivial things. This may have contributed to the bizarre yet elaborate "East Frisian Tea Ceremony".
** UsefulNotes/FrederickTheGreat of UsefulNotes/{{Prussia}} liked a bit of tea too and built a "Chinese" teahouse in the park near his palace of Sanssouci in Potsdam. Coincidentally or not, this was about a decade after he inherited East Frisia in 1744. At the time, Prussia imported its tea and other Chinese goods via its North Sea port of Emden in East Frisia.
* In the German-speaking Alpine regions -- Austria, parts of Switzerland, and parts of southern Germany -- Jäger-Tee (lit. hunter tea) is a popular beverage among hunters, skiers and other outdoorsy types, praised for its ability to restore warmth to the body after a day out in the cold and wet. Jäger-Tee is a grog consisting of hot, black tea with a tot of rum, just big enough to add some sweetness and a bit of "zip".
* Portugal is the country that brought tea to England (Catarina de Brangança loved tea, which Portugal imported from Japan and India, so she asked her husband to import some from Portugal; she shared it with the court, and the rest is history); but it doesn't have any particular interest in tea today. It's probably because of the climate; Portugal is as dry and hot as England is cold and wet, and Iberians tend to prefer cold drinks instead of hot ones in the heat. Portugal is also famous for its wines, which are as popular locally as they are abroad. Canned, cold iced tea is popular among young people in modern Portugal -- being neither alcoholic nor carbonated -- but there's no particular historic tradition.
* The Dutch were the first to sell large quantities of tea in Europe (primarily as a health drink); but while they drink a fair bit of tea, it doesn't have much cultural significance. You'll find most Dutch tea varieties in teabags in coffee houses.

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