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Texas is a ''big'' state. No seriously, [[EverythingIsBigInTexas it's really big]] (for you European tropers, it's about the size of the entirety of France). So big, in fact, that there are several cities with very large populations, none of which are within 50 miles (80 km) of each other, some of which get mentioned in fiction.

Texas is so big that back in the 1950s through the 1970s when it was nearly impossible to get a license to operate an airline at the Federal level (the major airlines already in business did not want new competitors), there were several smaller airlines which managed to make enough money to operate by serving cities within the state of Texas, which meant they did not need a federal license. After the government deregulated the airline industry in the late 70s, one of those carriers, Southwest Airlines, began expanding outside the state, and now carries more domestic passengers than any other U.S. airline. California was the only other state big enough to have successful intrastate airlines.

!Amarillo
[[SmallReferencePools The second-largest city in the Texas Panhandle, and the largest city between Oklahoma City and Albuquerque]]. The center of Texas' massive beef industry, and home to the largest reserve of helium in the world, wrestler Wrestling/TerryFunk, and actress [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Carolyn Jones]].

!Austin
The capital of Texas. Home of the University of Texas (or texas university to the Aggies[[note]]who refuse to even capitalize it[[/note]]), which is the state's largest in terms of enrollment, as well as a traditional powerhouse in all of the Big Three sports (American football, basketball, baseball). Austin is famous for being a notorious pocket of liberalism and counterculture in what is otherwise one of the most conservative states in the country; Creator/PattonOswalt referred to it as "a bubble of sanity", while the rest of the state (including Austin itself) calls it the People's Republic of Austin with either derision or SelfDeprecation. It's well known for all kinds of colorful characters, some of whom will run for mayor (look up the name Leslie Cochran if you're feeling brave). Oh, and traffic. In terms of "most-congested traffic", Austin ranks [[http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/blog/morning_call/2014/06/austin-traffic-ranks-among-worst-in-america-report.html 16th in the United States, and 25th in the Western Hemisphere]]. If there's such a thing as a city-wide BerserkButton, traffic can definitely be considered one for Austin.

Organic supermarket chain Whole Foods Market is based here, as are a host of high-tech companies such as Dell, making it something of Texas's Silicon Valley -- Austin and the surrounding area are sometimes referred to as "Silicon Hills". A related claim to fame is Austin's ''massive'' live music scene and multiple music festivals, including but not limited to Austin City Limits, Fun Fun Fun Fest, Chaos in Tejas, and most importantly, South By Southwest (or more simply, SXSW; locals typically refer to it as "South By"), which can cause several parts of the city to shut down or become next to impossible to navigate for days on end thanks to the pedestrian and auto traffic - it ranks as "most important" due to the amount of money it brings into the city; unless you're attending free shows or hitting up the back of the line hoping to get into shows where people with badges/wristbands have priority, you're going to be shelling out hundreds of dollars for the badge alone - and if you can't find a couch to crash on, good luck - almost all area hotels sell out ''months'' in advance, and places just outside of city limits jack up the prices...a lot. All of these factors come together to make the city known as the "Live Music Capital of the World", however some more cynical/longtime residents would disagree with this, blaming several venue shutdowns - and other issues with the city, really - on [[{{Hipster}} "California transplants"]]; this despite the fact that it's still definitely possible to walk around several blocks downtown and find at least four bands/artists of four different genres playing in four different clubs at the same time. There are a number of festivals and events for just about anything in Austin year-round. Kite Festival? Check. Hot Sauce Festival? Yep. Bat Fest? Oh yeah. You name it, and Austin is very likely to celebrate it. The city is also home to many musicians, actors/actresses, and political figures, both mainstream and underground. In all, Austin has a level of [[WeirdnessMagnet offbeat]] [[QuirkyTown quirkiness]] [[CulturalRebel not commonly associated]] with Texas, and the residents are known to proudly Keep Austin Weird.

!College Station
The home of Texas A&M University, the Aggies, and the George Bush Presidential Library[[note]]Papa Bush, not "Dubya".[[/note]], which has a statue of horses leaping over a real chunk of the Berlin Wall, depicting the fall of the wall when Bush was President.

!Corpus Christi
Seaport city, and hometown of the [[PlaysGreatEthnics ever multiracial]] Lou Diamond Phillips (bet you didn't know he was Asian). Also notable for its significant Mexican-American population, and for being the hometown of slain Tejano singer {{Music/Selena}}

!El Paso
Texas's answer to [[DemotedToExtra Sacchin]] -- it rarely gets mentioned in fiction, probably due in part to its isolation (at least from anything American; the closest major non-Mexican city is Albuquerque. Houston, Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio are all 8-10 hours away by car.). El Paso is in the Mountain Time Zone, while the rest of Texas keeps Central Time. It's a very large city that's right across the border from the even bigger [[WretchedHive Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, Mexico]], known to anybody who reads/watches the news as one of ''the'' most violent cities on earth due to all those drug cartels fighting for control of cross-border smuggling channels. For what it's worth, crime rates in El Paso itself do not seem to be too far above the norm for an American city its size; if anything, reports suggest that crime (violent crime especially) is unusually low in El Paso. In addition to its geographical isolation, it also has a noticeable lack of suburbs (Houston and Dallas/Fort Worth have a ton of suburbs, and Austin is very close to San Antonio). Wrestling/EddieGuerrero's hometown. Also home to the University of Texas at El Paso, most famous for being home to the 1966 NCAA basketball championship team (back when the school was Texas Western College) depicted in the film ''Film/GloryRoad''.

!Galveston
Oceanfront resort town located on a narrow island about forty miles south of Houston. It was once one of the largest cities in Texas, and one of the busiest ports on the Gulf of Mexico, until it was destroyed by a hurricane in 1900. Although the city was rebuilt, development shifted north to Houston and Southeast Texas' economy shifted from cotton to oil and the city never really recovered its former glory. It later became a Mafia controlled ViceCity from 1920 to 1957, when it lost the title to [[VivaLasVegas Las Vegas]]. The city is also known, in Texas at least, for being chock full of honestly nice people.

!Laredo
Famous border town across the Rio Grande from [[WretchedHive the drug-war-torn city of Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas]]. The southern terminus of Interstate 35, which runs all the way to Duluth, Minnesota. A major hub of transportation and shipping.

!Lubbock
The largest city in the Texas Panhandle, and also the largest city in an extremely flat, barren stretch of land called the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llano_Estacado Llano Estacado]], or 'Palisade Plains'. Home to Texas Tech University. Also home to a very large prairie dog town.

!New Braunfels
German-founded town in central Texas, roughly equidistant from Austin and San Antonio. Named after the town of Braunfels in Hesse, it was mostly a German-speaking farm town until the United States cracked down on the use of [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarI German in public in 1917.]] [[note]]Despite this, the local German paper, ''Der Neu-Bruaunfelser Zeitung'', was published until 1967.[[/note]] It later became a bedroom town for both Austin and San Antonio. ''Fim/SmallSoldiers'' was filmed and set here.

!Odessa-Midland
Home to [[Series/{{Heroes}} Claire Bennet]] and the [[FridayNightLights Permian High School Panthers]] and was also the boyhood home of GeorgeWBush. Their economy is driven by the oil industry, so it follows the oil booms and busts. As such, they were hit hard during the 1980s, when the easily-accessible oil started to get tapped out, but in recent years they have have had a resurgence, with new finds and drilling techniques leading to more oil production, as well as the development of natural gas and wind energy. This has produced a vastly expanding economy and an exploding population in both cities. The downside of this is that the housing market is through the roof, with individuals with high-paying jobs barely able to keep a roof over their heads. In addition, the traffic has substantially increased on roads that were not intended to handle that amount. From 2012 to 2013, traffic fatalities increased over 300%. On top of that, the region is currently in a severe drought, so more people puts additional strain on nearly depleted reservoirs.

!The Rio Grande Valley cities
In rough west-to-east order: Mission, [=McAllen=], Edinburg, Pharr, Weslaco, Harlingen, and Brownsville. A major agricultural center and gateway to both Spring Break mecca South Padre Island and the Mexican state of Tamaulipas. The Valley is the third largest producer of citrus fruit in America behind California and Florida. Birthplace of football coach Tom Landry, [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Iwo Jima flag raiser]] [[SemperFi Harlon Block]], musician Freddy Fender, and [[TheOtherDarrin replacement John Connor]] Nick Stahl.

!San Angelo
Known as the Oasis of West Texas (it has three rivers and three lakes), and once known as the Mohair Capitol of the World, San Angelo is a mid-sized city in the west-central portion of the state, and lies almost exactly halfway between Interstates 20 and 10.[[note]]San Angeloans frequently claim that they are the largest city in Texas not on the Interstate Highway System, although Brownsville may actually hold the title.[[/note]] San Angelo came into national promenence a few years ago during the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YFZ_Ranch#April_2008_raid 2008 YFZ Ranch raid]], as many of the associated criminal trials took place in San Angelo. Currently undergoing a smaller oil boom than the one in Odessa-Midland. San Angelo has a university and an Air Force base, a burgeoning art and live music scene (Los Lonely Boys are from San Angelo), and is somewhat cynically known by locals as a town of bad driving and meth labs.

!San Antonio
Texas's second-largest city as of the 2010 Census (passing Dallas), and the seventh-largest in the US, though the metropolitan area is much further down the list. It's billed as Texas's premier tourist destination — there's Six Flags Fiesta Texas, Sea World, the Riverwalk, and of course, [[RememberTheAlamo the Alamo]][[note]]What surprises most tourists about the Alamo usually winds up being either the fact that it's right in the middle of downtown - seriously, it's right across from a Ripley's Believe It or Not museum, a wax museum, and a Häagen-Dazs, and it's literally possible to walk out of the Riverwalk Mall and accidentally stumble across it, or that the shrine (the proper name for the Alamo itself; the Alamo is used officially to refer to the compound with several other buildings inside of it) is a lot smaller than most people would imagine. [[Film/PeeweesBigAdventure It also has no basement.]][[/note]]. It also is — or was at one point — considered the sweatiest city in the US. Historically speaking, there's still quite a bit of Mexican influence in the town. San Antoinio also has a huge military presence - at one point it was the home of four Air Force bases (Lackland and Randolph are still active, Brooks has been closed and Kelly was absorbed into Lackland) and an army post (Fort Sam Houston). If you were in the Air Force and not an officer, you very likely started out at Lackland. Also notable for the San Antonio Spurs, who generally put up a good team year in and year out, and for being the home of Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Creator/MichelleRodriguez, [[Music/DyingFetus Kevin Talley]], Creator/SummerGlau, and if you count people conceived in San Antonio, Music/MarilynManson - which makes it ten times more awesome. The city is located about eighty miles (roughly an hour and a half driving time depending on traffic) southwest of Austin, meaning that the two cities are sometimes conflated together — and between San Antonio's tourist spots and Austin's, well, [[BuffySpeak Austin-ness]], it makes life a lot easier for tourists looking to go to a lot of Texas' big attractions.

!Waco
A small city located roughly halfway between Dallas and Austin on I-35 in the middle of the "Texas Triangle" between [[UsefulNotes/DFWMetroplex Dallas]], UsefulNotes/{{Houston}}, and Austin/San Antonio, this town has had...a rough history, to say the least. In 1916, a black man named Jesse Washington was accused of raping and murdering a white woman, tried and convicted in a [[KangarooCourt trial that lasted all of one hour]], and was subsequently ''hung, castrated, and burned alive for two hours'' in front of the Town Hall. People took pictures and sold pieces of his charred corpse as souvenirs during and immediately after his death; the public images outraged most of the United States. In 1953, Waco was destroyed by the eleventh-deadliest tornado in US history (with a death toll of 114[[note]]Another Texas town, Goliad, suffered the same death toll from a tornado in 1902, tying it with the Waco tornado as the eleventh-deadliest tornado in US history.[[/note]]), which stalled its economic growth while cities of similar size like Austin boomed. Forty years later, it was doomed to have its name forever associated with the name of David Koresh and the Branch Davidians, a group of disfellowshipped members of disfellowshipped members of the Seventh-Day Adventists (long story) who got into an armed standoff with the ATF and FBI at their compound right outside the city at Mount Caramel[[note]]The compound and the Branch Davidians still exist to this day, however finding it is rather hard, as there aren't clear markings/signs around the city to locate it, it's difficult to identify thanks to a series of fires destroying some of the remaining compound buildings in the late 90's, and for obvious reasons, the surviving Davidians aren't fond of outsiders poking around the area.[[/note]], making the word "Waco" a rallying cry for {{Right Wing Militia Fanatic}}s for years; the raid was actually noted as being the reason why Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh would plot his attack (which was not coincidentally, carried out on the second anniversary of the siege) on the Murrah Building. [[TheWoobie Poor town.]] Also, regardless of one's views on the man, GeorgeWBush's "ranch", the "Western White House", is located a couple dozen miles outside the city. On the positive side, Creator/SteveMartin's from here, and Baylor University has claimed the title of being the oldest continuously operating university in the state of Texas (established in 1845).

!Wichita Falls
Another small city, located almost a hundred miles north-west of the DFWMetroplex. Home to "The World's Smallest Skyscraper," (the result of a technicality/loophole on the blueprints for the building) and the Hotter'N Hell Hundred, a world-famous 100-mile bicycling race taking place in the middle of the summer, when temperatures sit at above 100 degrees fahrenheit ''daily''. Wichita Falls is also the childhood home of Mia Hamm, arguably the greatest woman to ever play the sport of soccer, and definitely the greatest to play for the United States women, the music band BowlingForSoup, and Phil [=McGraw=] (aka DoctorPhil). Wichita Falls is home to Midwestern State University (UT's liberal arts branch), an extension of a college from a neighboring city (Vernon College), and one of three air force bases that all aspiring pilots are required to attend. Sometimes included with the Metroplex, despite not technically being included according to the feds and being so far away.
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