[[caption-width-right:342:"If you squint, you can just about see the final victory!"[[labelnote:*]] "You've spent too long in the sun, Hans, that's the [[UsefulNotes/RedsWithRockets 3rd Shock Army!"]][[/labelnote]] ]]

->''"Where the German soldier stands, he remains."''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''.

The Wehrmacht, the military of NaziGermany, was established in 1935, replacing the Reichswehr.

The Weimar Republic had already been covertly breaking the Treaty of Versailles, but the Nazis did it openly.

'''Component Parts'''

* Heer (Army)
* Kriegsmarine (Navy)
* Luftwaffe (Air Force)

The SS, itself almost a state within a state, had its own military wing separate from the Wehrmacht, the Waffen-SS. Often thought of as elite, fanatical troops. The latter was much more true than the former - particularly later in the war, they tended to get new equipment and replacement troops before the Heer divisions did, which is what contributed to the "SS formations are more elite" idea. It also didn't exactly ease the relationship between the SS and the Wehrmacht, which was already strained.

Because it is absolutely '''not''' true that AllGermansAreNazis, even while Hitler was in power, it should come as no surprise that only the officer corps of the ''Wehrmacht'' were in it for the ideology. Even within the officer corps there was a fairly clear division between the branches of the ''Wehrmacht'' in terms of politics; the Luftwaffe was the most Nazi-fied service as it had only been re-created under Hitler's regime; the Army did not become Nazified until 1939-40 and before then had been largely conservative, especially in its pre-war [[BlueBlood Junker]]-dominated officer corps (and until 1943-44 Wehrmacht soldiers were freer to crack jokes about Hitler than they were at home); and (as anyone who's seen ''Film/DasBoot'' can tell you) the Navy was the least ideological service and ''still'' wasn't Nazi-fied even in 1944-45. The navy in particular is occasionally considered to have been a hotbed of democratic and leftist sentiment (sailors of the High Seas Fleet had started the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%9319 German Revolution]] at the end of UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne). Hitler himself was known to joke that he had "a conservative army, a Nazi air force, and a communist navy" (another version of the same joke is that Nazi Germany had Frederick the Great's army, Kaiser Wilhelm's navy and Hitler's air force).

MyCountryRightOrWrong was a ''very'' common attitude among many Wehrmacht soldiers despite a strong undercurrent of heartfelt racial prejudice against Jews and Slavs (and all non-Europeans). Due to German laws, everyone needed to resign from a political party before joining the Wehrmacht. While a few were supporters of the Nazi regime, most were just conscripts (just like many other militaries) who thought they were fighting to defend their loved ones and their country from extermination (at the hands of the Soviets) and/or subjugation (at the hands of the Allies). Even the Hitler salute was not used by the Wehrmacht unless they were greeting Hitler.

That said, the army's leadership enjoyed a happy marriage with the Nazi Party (which, [[WarIsGlorious because of its love of war]], [[ArmchairMilitary gave them lots of shiny new weapons]][[note]] But relatively little in the way of [[EasyLogistics unexciting (but critical) things like supply-trucks]]. This misplaced emphasis would be their undoing when they actually went to war. [[/note]]) and even the rank-and-file came under their sway as the war went on and they lost friends and brutalised and/or killed enemy civilians. By June 1941 the military was basically just another arm of the Nazi Party and enthusiastically approved of and strived to contribute to its genocidal programs, and by July 1944 (with everything falling apart in the wake of ''Operation Bagration'' and the Allied landings in France) the distinction between the military and the Nazi Party had all but disappeared due to the institution of 'political officers' modeled after The Red Army's 'commissar' system (somewhat ironically, given that the Soviets had actually greatly improved their own fighting efficiency by stripping their commissars of all real power).

Be ''very'' wary of making sweeping generalizations like "the SS were evil, but the Wehrmacht were good and awesome" - this is simply not borne out by the historical record. In Germany, study of the Wehrmacht's performance in warfare is basically unheard of and studies of the Wehrmacht focus almost exclusively upon its deep complicity in the Nazis' genocidal schemes. But in the USA, military and ArmchairMilitary studies have often sought to separate the Wehrmacht's 'professional' conduct on the battlefield from its 'political' conduct against POW and civilians and held up the former as a shining paragon of professionalism worthy of emulation. However, the latter approach presents a {{FalseDichotomy}} given the fundamentally ideological nature of Germany's wars. Germany's stated aim in her war against the USSR was to exterminate her people, and every action taken in the name of that goal (however mindful to avoid civilian losses, which ''none'' of them were[[note]] quite the opposite, in fact. The most lethal example would be the 'Hunger Plan' (seizing grain from Soviet farmers and exporting it to Germany so the former would die without needing to be executed). The orders on 'foraging' were basically the same thing, though the stolen food went to the Wehrmacht itself [[/note]]) was one which furthered this ultimate, 'political', aim.

The idea that the Wehrmacht was a professional and a-political institution which bravely opposed the excesses of the Nazi regime was encouraged by the self-serving memoirs of those Wehrmacht generals that escaped execution after the war, who promoted the idea of the "[[http://harvardpress.typepad.com/hup_publicity/2006/07/the_wehrmacht_a.html clean Wehrmacht]]". The Wehrmacht was ''not'' clean. It was less 'dirty' than the SS, but by normal standards it was still incredibly cruel and brutal. This was encouraged by the Wehrmacht's proclamations prior to the execution of ''[[WorldWarTwo Unternehmen Barbarossa]]'' in 1941 (which they made of their own free will) that a Soviet citizen disobeying an order given by Wehrmacht employee was a crime punishable by death and that no Wehrmacht employee would ''ever'' be tried for ''any'' actions taken against any Soviet citizen. To quote the OKH's ''Barbarossa Decree'' of 13/5/1941: "[[http://users.clas.ufl.edu/ggiles/barbaros.html For acts which members of the Wehrmacht or its retinue commit against enemy civilians, there is no compulsion to prosecute, even when the act represents at the same time a military crime or offense.]]" In other words, the Ostheer ''abolished 'War Crimes''' (against the USSR and her peoples).

These rights ''were'' abused by the rank and file of the Wehrmacht, who were just as susceptible to the NSDAP's anti-Jewish and anti-Slavic 'racial' propaganda as everyone else - though we can't put a number on the informal suffering and death this caused. The Wehrmacht as an institution also (with no objections or protest) ran 'starvation camps' for four million Soviet POW to die in, enforced the illegal Commissar and Commando Orders[[note]]Instructions to shoot all Soviet civil servants and Communist Party members, partisans, and Special Forces like those of Britain's SOE on sight.[[/note]], helped the understaffed SS ''Einsatzgruppen'' transport and massacre Jews, and helped [[OddlySmallOrganisation the 100,000 men of the 'Security Forces']] carry out their 'Programme of Terror' to keep the up-to-40 million people and up-to-500,000 square kilometres of the rear areas 'pacified' ([[KillEmAll by destroying ''every'' settlement in the vicinity of ''every'' partisan attack]]). Several individual officers displayed basic decency and fewer still great chivalry, but their comrades and their organisation as a whole had the blood of millions of sexually assaulted, tortured, or murdered POW and civilians on its hands.

As part of a means of keeping the Wehrmacht in check, Hitler created an extremely convoluted chain-of-command to keep the branches from working in concert, and thus, keep all of them from being a threat to his power. In theory, the supreme command of the military sat with the ''Oberkommando der Wehrmacht'', which oversaw the ''Oberkommando des Heeres'', ''Oberkommando der Marine'', and ''Oberkommando der Luftwaffe''. Although the Waffen-SS was subordinate to the command brand of the SS, in the field, tactical command was given to the ''Wehrmacht''. In practice, the ''Oberkommando des Heeres'' was in charge of the Eastern theatre while the ''Oberkommando der Wehrmacht'' was in charge of all other fronts. In fact, the OKW and OKH headquarters outside Berlin were so isolated from each other that the staff joked either bunker could be destroyed and the other one would not notice for days. Only in the final days of the war did Hitler finally make the OKH subservient to the OKW.

So that's the history and command. To see specific analysis of each part, have a gander at these 'ere folders:


[[folder: Fiction's No.1 Mook Service: the Heer]]

->''In a one-to-one fight, the winner is the man with the last round.''
-->-- '''Erwin Rommel''', MagnificentBastard, ''Infanterie greift an''[[note]]''Infantry Attacks'' - the very BOOK! that Patton read.[[/note]]

* Leader: Walther von Brauchitsch, then [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler the Führer himself]]
* Second: Hans Krebs[[note]]As of 1945. The office of Chief of the General Staff was held by several people: General Ludwig Beck, from 1935-38, who later committed suicide after the failure of the July 20 plot; Colonel-General Franz Halder, from 1938-42, who survived the war and died in 1972, leaving copious diaries behind; Colonel-General Kurt Zeitzler; brought, from 1942-44, brought in after Halder started talking too much truth to power, he survived the war and died in 1962; Lieutenant-General Kurt Heusinger, 1944-44, implicated in the July 20 plot, insufficient evidence to connect him, but ended his career. He had a later role in the formation of the ''[[WeAreNotTheWehrmacht Bundeswehr]]''; Colonel-General Heinz Guderian, 1944-45, fired after finally telling Hitler just how fucked he was and suggesting surrendering to the Western Allies and continuing the fight in the East; and finally General Krebs, who, along with his closest friend Wilhelm Burgdorf, shot himself in the ''Fuhrerbunker'' in the dying days of the war.[[/note]]

The largest organization of the German war machine, the ''Heer'' is often erroneously referred to as the ''Wehrmacht''. Properly, the ''Wehrmacht'' refers to the entire armed forces of Nazi Germany while the ''Heer'' refers to the ground forces. The most recognized symbol of the ''Heer'' was the "coal scuttle" helmet known as the ''Stahlhelm'' ("steel helmet"). It was such a popular design that it was used by the rest of the ''Wehrmacht'', as well as civil organizations such as police and fire departments. Today, it can still be seen in the Chilean Army, with American military PASGT helmets having a similar swooped-back design (which has found its way back into the German military). Neutral Ireland used this helmet in the first year of UsefulNotes/WW2. But with British soldiers on the other side of the border, nervous about any sign at all of a German invasion through the Irish back door, it was thought wise to retire it and replace it with a different design. Irish soldiers patrolling their side of the border in German-style helmets and uniforms were considered too much of an accident waiting to happen.

Some of the high-ranking Heer officers were respected by their Allied opponents, if only because said Allied opponents didn't know what they'd been up to on the Eastern Front and in the occupied territories. The most famous of these is Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox and the TropeNamer of MagnificentBastard. Churchill himself said it was a shame Rommel was on the other side. As most in the Heer were conscripts who believed in "MyCountryRightOrWrong", quite a few officers were able to salvage their careers following the war. Erich von Manstein, known as The Master of Strategy (despite his litany of defeats against the Soviets, something his comrades often attributed to [[ZergRush Soviet numbers alone]] a la the 'Endless Asian Hordes' myth of German defeat in the Eastern Theatre), became a senior advisor to the new West German military in the 1950s.

Compared to other infantry forces, the Heer used mission-type tactics, with squads given a specific goal and any means to achieve it. The Heer also introduced a revolutionary new formation: the ''Panzer'' division. In World War I, the new technology known as the tank was used as an infantry support vehicle. The Germans switched things around and focused on the tank as the principle weapon of attack which was supported by infantry, which was mechanized for the first time so that they could keep up with the advance. Contrary to popular belief, the Panzer divisions did not have more tanks then contemporary Allied formations (in fact they usually had less) but instead were designed from the ground up as combined arms forces with tanks, mechanized infantry and organic artillery and reconnaissance built in rather than working together in an ad-hoc fashion.

As part of their training, ''Heer'' infantrymen were encouraged to think two steps of command above themselves. That way, if their squad leaders were killed, the troopers next in line could take charge quickly.[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gnarly Weapons]]

->''The Nazi propaganda cast Hitler...as a wrathful Jupiter, flinging the latest "miracle weapons" at his enemies like bolts of fateful lightning.''
-->-- '''Anthony Beevor'''

Despite the common belief that German weaponry was exclusively high-tech, the average soldier in the ''Heer'' would find himself equipped with a Mauser bolt-action rifle, the Karabiner 98 Kurz, a slight modernisation of a weapon his grandfather would have been familiar with. It was a perfectly servicable rifle (although nothing special in WWII terms) and was comparable to the Russian Mosin-Nagant and Japanese Arisaka, though the Mauser action was significantly slower than that used by the British Lee-Enfield. These started to be replaced in the middle of the war with the Gewehr 43, which is a bit comparable with American M1 Garand. However, the Germans were never able to produce nearly enough G43s to outfit their armed forces, so the K98 continued to be the bulk issue rifle with the G43 treated as more of a specialist weapon. And even towards the end of the war, stocks of K98s began to run dry and the Germans had to resort to issuing whatever rifles they could find from the stocks they had captured from the enemy, such as Mosin Nagants and French Lebels.

Probably the most iconic German weapon of WWII was the MP-40 sub-machine gun. Near ubiquitous in war films, it wasn't quite so common in real life as it was only really useful in short ranged firefights (such as Stalingrad, where the Germans realized how useful entire squads armed with sub-machine guns are in urban settings). It was issued to paratroopers, tank crews, platoon and squad leaders. The MP-40 is also noteworthy for being specifically designed to be easy to mass produce, and for [[UniversalAmmunition using the same ammunition and magazines]] as the British Sten and Lanchester submachine guns (or rather, the other way around: The British weapons were [[FollowTheLeader knock-offs of German designs]], and the ability to use captured German magazines and ammunition was seen as an advantageous feature).

Nazi Germany developed a lot of military technology that remains in use today. The idea of disposable one-shot anti-tank weapons started with the German Panzerfaust. The first widely used assault rifle, the [=MP43=] / [=MP44=] / Sturmgewehr 44 ([=StG44=]) was of Nazi origin. In addition, the Wehrmacht developed the Goliath tracked mine, one of the first remote-controlled weapons to be used in combat. For other stuff see below.

The iconic pistol associated with Nazis is the Pistole 08, universally known as the "Luger". The pistol was actually used in UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne, but was gradually being replaced by the Walther P38 after 1938. The pistol just [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Parabellum_1586.jpg looks evil]] ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Walter_HP_Speerwerke_1428.jpg so does the P38]], just that it's [[OurWeaponsWillBeBoxyInTheFuture slightly boxier]]) and enough were [[{{Plunder}} collected as trophies]] by Allied soldiers to ensure continued currency. As with the K98 example above, however, despite its refinements in mass production technology there were simply not enough P38s to go around that the Luger could be removed from service (even had any of the servicemen who were lucky enough to have one been inclined to do so), so the two sidearms soldiered along side by side for the duration of the war. The P38 is also associated with another evil figure in modern culture, [[TheTransformers Megatron]]. Another iconic pistol is the Walther PPK; the gun that Film/JamesBond uses is also the one that Hitler used to kill himself.

The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_34 MG-34]] was the first General Purpose Machine Gun to be adopted by any state, and its successor - the infamous [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_42 MG-42]] machine gun - is actually still in use by many countries, including Germany itself, as the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheinmetall_MG_3 MG-3]] (with only minor modifications). And again, despite the [=MG42=] being specifically designed to be mass produced with metal-stampings and other shortcuts, there simply weren't enough of them to replace the [=MG34=] (Beginning to see a pattern here?). In particular the [=MG34=] was still favored as the machinegun for tanks because its barrel change mechanism was far better suited for being mounted in an AFV ball or coaxial mount, while the [=MG42=] with its side-break barrel change mechanism required specialized mounts for [=AFVs=]. An interesting difference between the Heer and all other armies was that the machine-gun was viewed as the ''primary'' offensive weapon of the infantry platoon, rather than being a ''support'' weapon in other armies. This meant that German platoons had significantly more machine-guns per platoon than Allied (or even other Axis) forces, and that infantry tactics were designed around movement of these machine-gun squads and channelling enemies into their fields of fire. Allied infantry tactics used machine-guns as either purely defensive, or mostly for covering fire to allow movement of infantrymen into more advantageous positions.

Paratroopers or Fallschirmjager soldiers were sometimes equipped with the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FG_42 FG-42 Paratroop Rifle]] It was one of the first selective fire weapons and had a hand in the development of modern assault rifles. It was made in limited numbers so most paratroopers would have used the [=MP40=] instead.

The iconic [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_24_grenade "potato masher"]] grenade (developed in UsefulNotes/WW1) was also a standard part of the German soldier's kit, and is usually displayed prominently in any visual media. While considerably larger and heavier than the standard Allied "pineapple" or "baseball" grenade, the handle meant that it could be thrown significantly farther.

Perhaps the greatest innovation in personal equipment the Nazis came up with, however, was not a weapon at all. The ''Wehrmachtskanister'', better known as the "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerrycan jerrycan]]", might seem totally ordinary nowadays, but in 1939 it was considered so advanced and secret that German soldiers were ordered to destroy them if there was a risk of their being captured. Compared to the flimsy, leaky fluid containers used by other armies (it was estimated the British in North Africa lost 30% of all shipped fuel to leaking containers), the jerrycan was nothing short of miraculous; it could be opened and closed without the use of tools, was self-sealing without additional parts, included a pouring spout rather than requiring a funnel, couldn't be overfilled as a failsafe against heat and vapor expansion and was still cheap to manufacture despite being much more sturdy. The design proved so good that it remains in use to this day by both military forces and civilians.[[/folder]]

[[folder: Halftracks and Hooves]]

->''The bulk of the German Army—the dough feet of the normal infantry divisions—moved on mare's shank.''
-->-- '''Oliver Marks'''

On 22/6/1941 the Wehrmacht invaded the USSR with 2.7 million combat troops, 120k trucks, and ''624k horses''. As the war ground on the Wehrmacht became ''less'' motorised because even in May 1941 they were losing more trucks per month (2%) than they were producing (1%), the replacements also being of inferior quality. By 1943 the Wehrmacht was the ''least''-motorised military force of the war bar [[KatanasOfTheRisingSun the IJA]] [[NoMoreEmperors and Guomindang]].

Perhaps the most distinctive of Nazi Germany's transport vehicles were their numerous halftracks; the ''Sonderkraftfahrzeug'' 251 series of halftracks (often simply called "Hanomags" after their manufacturer) being the most common of these. In spite of this, the majority of German supplies were still moved using horse-drawn limbers, including most light and medium field artillery pieces; only the heaviest would be moved by the giant "Famo" prime movers. It has been suggested that the reason the Germans did not resort to chemical warfare in WWII (as both sides had in WWI) was because it would shut down their entire logistical apparatus, whereas it would merely hamstring that of their (more-motorised) enemies.

Despite media portrayals and poor historical research on many historians' part, the Heer was in fact composed mostly of infantry units that were increasingly reliant on horse-carts as the war went on and they were continually stripped of their few remaining trucks in favour of the mobile formations. Combat-capable infantry divisions outnumbered Panzer and Motorised divisions [[note]]Panzer divisions could be organized either as modern-day Mechanized (infantry-heavy), or Armored (tank-heavy) divisions[[/note]] by at least 5 to 1 at every stage of the war. The infantry divisions marched everywhere on foot and were supplied by horse-carts. The vast majority of the WWII-era Heer was thus almost indistinguishable from that of WWI.

[[folder: Big Kitty Cats: the Panzers]]

->''I rode a tank, held a general's rank\\
When the'' Blitzkrieg'' raged, and the bodies stank.''
-->--'''Music/TheRollingStones''', "Sympathy for the Devil"

Nazi Germany always appreciated the tank's role in combined arms, building fast, relatively light tanks at the start of the war to support infantry; the Panzer I was only ever intended as a training tank and was equipped with two machine guns, while the Panzer II carried a 20 mm gun. Germany's ability to engage heavy armour was ''very'' poor right up until halfway through the war in the Eastern Theatre; in France, Rommel found the British Matildas could not be damaged at all by anything short of his HQ's giant fixed 88 mm [=FlaKs=]. In the first month of ''Operation Barbarossa'' a single Klim Voroshilov mk2 (KV2) heavy tank held up elements of the Sixth Panzer Division (a unit of 14,000 men and 200 panzers) for over a day, and in an ambush at Krasnogvardeysk five KV-1 and T-34 tanks destroyed ''43 panzers'' with no losses. Events like this showed a clear need for heavier hardware.

The result was the up-gunning of the Panzer IV, formerly an infantry tank specifically ''not'' designed to engage armour; many obsolete hulls were turned into tank destroyers with heavier fixed main guns, and a new series of Panzers envisioned; larger, with heavy armour and powerful main guns. Despite that, the Panzer IV would remain the Heer's workhorse for the duration of the war. Eventually it became apparent that the Panzer IV was about equal in armament and armor to the American Sherman and the Soviet T-34, which was a bad thing for the Germans, since both the Americans and Soviets outnumbered them significantly by this point.

Commencing the ''Heer's'' late-war policy of trying to put an 88 mm gun on absolutely everything (tanks, tank destroyers, chairs, trees, surprised farm animals, etc), the Tiger I was the first of the new heavy tanks. While it used a traditional armour scheme and was hideously over-engineered (to the point where the manual was a picture book made ''by'' the tank crews), it proved a fearsome opponent. Almost as famous, and produced in much larger numbers, was the Pz V Panther medium tank which featured thick, sloped armour, excellent firepower, good mobility and is widely viewed as the best all round tank of the war. However, the late war tanks suffered from rushed development and were never as reliable in service as their American and Soviet opponents. In addition, their high quality and over-engineering meant that Panthers and Tigers were incredibly outnumbered by Shermans and T-34s, which the Americans and Soviet could crank out in vast numbers very quickly. Another factor that limited their effectiveness was Allied air superiority. Tigers and Panthers could not risk staying in the open too long for fear of being strafed by Allied planes. By the end of the war, both the Americans and Soviets had developed tanks that were even better than the Panther, but mostly held back on deploying them in large numbers in favor of continuing the mass production of the Sherman and T-34.

In late 1942, the Germans had begun development of the "Entwicklung" - "Evolution" - series of armored vehicles. This was intended to bring standardization of production; rather than have various designs competing for the same role, there would be a standard chassis for each weight class, starting with the light E-5 (intended to be used as scout tanks, light tank destroyers, and an APC) and ending with the E-100 (intended to be a super-heavy tank armed with an 128mm gun and turret from the infamous ''Maus''). Planned to use standardized parts across the whole series, the "Entwicklungen" could have proved an antidote to Germany's terrible supply problems, but the war ended before most had even left the drawing board. A trackless chassis for the E-100 prototype was captured by the British in 1945 and scrapped after testing.

Despite the great fame of the "big cats", the most successful German armored vehicle of the war, both in terms of kills and design, was the ''Sturmgeschütz'' III assault gun, which began life as a gun carrier to support infantry advances, and ended up as a tank destroyer with 20,000 kills by 1944. The design saw especial success in the hands of Germany's Finnish allies, who used them to knock out 87 Soviet tanks for only 8 losses (some of which were due to mechanical failure or destruction to avoid capture). The tank served in the Finnish and Syrian armies until the 1960s, and in Syrian, Romanian and Spanish service until the 1950s. Some may still be in use as static pillboxes on the Syrian side of the Golan Heights.


[[folder: Wolf-packs and Pocket Battleships: the Kriegsmarine]]

->''The only thing I truly feared during the war was Dönitz and his U-boats.''
-->-- '''WinstonChurchill'''

* Leader: Erich Raeder, replaced by Karl Dönitz in 1942
* Second: Hans-Georg von Friedeberg

The U-boats (''unterseeboot'', "undersea boat") were not true submarines in the modern sense of the word, but rather submersibles - they spent most of their time on the surface and were slow underwater. Midway through the war Germany employed the ''schnorchel'' (snorkel) device, which they copied from a pair of Dutch submarines captured in 1940 (their design having been begun in in 1938), allowing U-boats to draw air from the surface and stay underwater indefinitely. The U-boats were probably the single most successful weapon at the ''Kriegsmarine's'' disposal, but even they had issues; persistant problems with faulty torpedoes led to many vessels escaping destruction, and at least two U-boats sank ''themselves'' with faulty acoustic homing torpedoes. Even with those corrected, U-boat tactics and technology would be outpaced by Allied anti-submarine warfare (ASW) tactics and technology, leading to tremendous losses for the U-boat service. Three out of every four U-boat crewmen never returned from the war, a permanent casualty rate that no branch of any armed service has suffered and yet continued to function, and a third of all lost boats were sunk on their first patrol.

'''Note:''' (The Type XXI U-boat ''was'' the first true submarine thanks to the snorkel, a greatly increased battery capacity and much greater submerged speed than previous U-boats, but due to severe construction faults all but two Type [=XXIs=] would never make it to wartime patrol... and then Germany surrendered before either of those two could sink a ship.)

Because Admiral Karl Doenitz expected the British to adopt the convoy system quickly, which led to a sharp decline in kills by U-boats during the first world war, he instituted a new tactic for dealing with them: the ''Wolfsrudel'', or wolf pack. A group of five or more U-boats would stalk a convoy by day and then attack at night. Due to Doenitz's micromanagement of the Atlantic campaign, this tactic was eventually turned against itself; with his high usage of radio traffic, the Allies were eventually able to hunt down the boats with High Frequency Direction Finding ("Huff-Duff"). However, in their heyday, known as the "Happy Time", this tactic did prove deadly against convoys. It proved so useful that the Americans started using wolf pack tactics in the Pacific Theater against the Japanese.

Germany's surface navy wasn't up to a tremendous amount. Capital ships take a long time to design and build and the Navy had scarely begun its ambitious expansion plans when the war started (Admiral Raeder had been assured by Hitler that there wouldn't be a major war until 1945). It's widely agreed that, without AlienSpaceBats, Operation Sea Lion would have failed as the landing craft would have been devastated by British naval power, and because, lacking the mobile harbours of operation Overlord, it would have had to have taken one of the British channel ports relatively intact to keep the invasion forces supplied. Notably, Nazi Germany never completed an aircraft carrier, though two were laid down; this was largely due to politics. Hitler found the carriers thoroughly uninteresting and Goering viewed the concept of a naval air arm as undermining the Luftwaffe's authority; Erich Raeder even found opposition within the Kriegsmarine itself from the influential Admiral Karl Dönitz. Political infighting was one of the Kriegsmarine's greatest challenges - an overlooked facet of Operation Sea Lion's (under)planning is that the Navy had very few actual landing craft, and had to rely in a large part on commandeered civilian craft, including a large number of Dutch canal barges, which were totally unsuitable for sea-going. This lack of preparedness reduced the weather window for the operation drastically. Much of the ocean-going fleet was seriously damaged in the Norwegian campaign. Various measures took care of their two biggest capital ships, ''Bismarck'' and ''Tirpitz''; even if they hadn't, both ships were hardly state-of-the-art, using two types of deck guns rather than modern dual-purpose guns and an obsolete pre-Jutland armouring scheme that left their rudders and steering gear without any effective protection.

While the ''Kriegsmarine'' was generally more liberal than the rest of the ''Wehrmacht'', they did serve a rather unwitting role in the Holocaust. After returning from a successful patrol, U-boat crews were treated to a luxurious train ride back to Germany. In one of the cars, the crews found a large sea chest inscribed "From the Commander-in-Chief of the U-boats to his men". Inside were hundreds of pocket watches of every type: small ones, big ones, gold ones, Arabic numbers, Roman numerals, but each one without a chain. These watches were taken from the discarded clothing of Jews in concentration camps. Many U-boat crewmen would later say that the fact none of these watches had chains made them very uneasy. Ironically, despite their perceived leftism, the ''Kriegsmarine'' ended the war as Hitler's favourite service. His will even unfavourably compares the ''Heer'' to them as a public rebuke. Their last major operation was the evacuation of almost 3 million Germans from East Prussia, Danzig and the Baltic Coast in 1944-45, as the Red Army approached.

Like some of the ''Heer'' soldiers, because many ''Kriegsmarine'' officers were anti-Nazi, a fair few able to salvage their careers in the new West German military. ''Fregattenkapitan'' (Commander) Otto Kretschmer and Erich Topp, the first and third highest scoring U-boat aces respectively, joined the ''Bundesmarine'' and eventually retired with the lovely ranks of ''Flottillenadmiral'' and ''Konteradmiral'' (Rear Admiral).

Unlike just about every other navy, the ''Kriegsmarine'' limited its marine corps [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriegsmarine#Marines to a few units]]. Part of the reason was because, well, Germany didn't need one. All of its campaigns were over land and the few island invasions were conducted by paratroopers. If Operation Sea Lion went ahead, the ''Heer'' would have been the invasion force. Another reason was simply how the ''Wehrmacht'' operated, with each branch operating on its own, and often fiercely resisting outside influence. In the last months of the war, the ''Kriegsmarine'' did start to organize its personnel into [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Naval_Infantry_Division_%28Germany%29 infantry]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2nd_Naval_Infantry_Division_%28Germany%29 divisions]], mostly because they were cut off from their French ports and there was not much else to do until the surrender.

U-boat Types:
* Type II: Short-range boat. Used to patrol coastal waters.
* Type VII: Medium-range boat. The workhorse of the U-boat fleet. Many of the most well-known boats were of this type, such as U-96 (used in ''Film/DasBoot'').
* Type IX: Long-range boat. Used to patrol waters off of America or Africa.
* Type XIV: Supply boat, nicknamed the "Milchkuh" ("Milk Cow"). Only ten were built and all ten were sunk.
* Type XVII: The Walther-Boot: an experimental air independent submarine. Basically a [[SuicideMission Me 163 Komet underwater]].
* Type XXI: The first true submarine, in that it was designed for use solely underwater. The batteries and air replenishment system gave the ability for the boat to be faster underwater than surfaced. Readied in the final months of the war, only two made wartime patrols, neither of which sunk any ships.
* Type XXIII: Another ''Elektroboot'', meant to replace the Type II for coastal patrols. It was made operational before the Type XXI, though still too late to make a difference, and unlike its ocean-going cousin, the Type XXIII managed to damage or sink five enemy ships.

[[folder: Warbirds Large and Small: the Luftwaffe]]

->''The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.''
-->-- '''Air Marshall Sir Arthur "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Bomber]]" Harris, RAF'''

* Leader: Herman Göring
* Second: Robert Ritter von Greim

The Luftwaffe found substantial favour with Hitler for much of the early war, and was a key element in Nazi Germany's highly effective combined-arms strategy; the infamous Stuka dive-bombers were a common sight on the front lines, attacking targets in support of advancing tanks and infantry. Politically, the Luftwaffe was committed mainly to a tactical bombing role, with Goering convinced that there was no need for Germany to field the four-engined heavy bombers that formed the backbone of the RAF and US Army Air Force's strategic bombing operations; even so, enough strategic and pseudo-strategic bombers were constructed to seriously damage Luftwaffe's combat ability. The Luftwaffe high command generally tried to do things their own way; Goering even at first resisted the idea of tricycle undercarriage on the Me 262, saying the nosewheel was "too American."

The Luftwaffe's strength as a fighting force was severely damaged by the Battle of Britain, as Hitler, not satisfied with early results, demanded a shift from tactical bombing of British industry, RAF airfields and radar installations to strategic bombing of major cities, something the Luftwaffe was in no way equipped to carry out; Bf 109 escorts would arrive at London with just ten minutes' worth of fuel remaining, not nearly enough to offer effective protection for their charges. The battle proved a disaster, failing to meet its objective of gaining air superiority over England as a prelude to an amphibious invasion, and significantly decreasing the Luftwaffe's political influence.

Germany was one of the first countries to get jet aircraft into military service (the jet engine was an independent, simultaneous German and British invention, as agreed on by both inventors), but the Me 262 arrived too late in the war to have a major impact due to a lack of pilots, fuel, manufacturing capacity, viable runways (the plane required a longer runway to take off), and raw materials. It is also sometimes argued that Hitler himself crippled the Me 262 program by demanding that the new aircraft be purposed as a fighter-bomber rather than the originally designed air superiority fighter. Powerful engines that would have made it a nimble and incredibly fast interceptor made for a merely ''decent'' ground attack aircraft due to their high fuel consumption, and heavy bombs ruined the jet's biggest advantage -- an enormous climb speed.

As a last ditch effort to win the war the Luftwaffe introduced the Heinkel He 162 Salamander fighter. Named the Volksjager it was initlly intended to be an aircraft piloted by Hitler Youth. In reality it proved quite difficult for all but the most skilled of pilots which were in very short supply by the time it finally saw combat in April of 1945. Unlike other jet aircraft it was made primarily of wood as steel was in short supply and was priortized to other aircraft. It's rushed construction and devlopment caused mechanical and structural failures killing the very pilots who flew it. A glider variant the He 162S was introduced for training purposes but none were actually flown as the Hitler Youth unit they had been shipped to was still in formation and had not even begun training by the time the war had ended.

Unlike other militaries, the ''Luftwaffe'' had its own ground troops: the ''Fallschirmjäger'', or paratrooper (normally, paratroopers are part of the army and not the air force). Germany employed the first large scale airborne operations during their invasion of Norway. However, a massive loss at Crete convinced Hitler that airborne operations would no longer be feasible. Ironically, the Allies were so impressed by the Fallshirmjäger's performance at Crete that they started building up their own airborne divisions (which would play a critical role at Normandy). For the rest of the war, they were pretty much used alongside regular infantry forces. Luckily, they did get a pretty nice CrowningMomentOfAwesome in 1943: the rescue of Mussolini without the loss of a single life. The guys were so elite, they had their own [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallschirmj%C3%A4ger_(World_War_II)#The_Parachutist.27s_.22Ten_Commandments.22 Ten Commandments]] for combat.

The ''Luftwaffe'' had more troops than just the elite ''Fallschirmjäger''. Goering had the "bright idea" to bolster Eastern Front strength by building field divisions from ground, support and other auxiliary personnel. In total, the ''Luftwaffe'' Field Divisions bolstered strength by some 200,000 to 250,000 troops. Sadly, these guys were pretty much just one step up from the ''Volkssturm'', the difference being these were men who were in their prime to actually serve as soldiers. They performed horribly in combat and were eventually reduced to rear duties. However, their greatest contribution to the war-effort was undoubtedly to leave the undermanned ''Heer'' short of 250,000 men and instead put them into completely 'green' units wherein no soldier had ever seen combat before. This meant that both ''Heer'' and ''Luftwaffe'' combat-units took greater and inflicted less losses against Soviet units since the ''Heer'' units were critically under-manned and the ''Luftwaffe'' units were full of panicky civilians[[note]] As early as July 1941 it was noted that experienced units at only ''half-strength'' were still capable of performing tasks that 'green' units at ''full-strength'' could not. This proved to be doubly true for the ''Luftwaffe'' field divisions, as they also lacked heavy weapons (i.e. enough machine-guns and artillery) [[/note]]. [[/folder]]

[[folder: Worst of the Worst: Die Schutzstaffel]]

->''Whether ten-thousand Russian females die digging an anti-tank ditch interests me only insofar as Germany's antitank ditch gets finished.''
-->-- '''Reichsfuehrer-SS Heinrich Himmler'''

* Leader: Heinrich Himmler
* Second: Hans Jüttner

The Schutzstaffel (Protection Squad) rose from being a simple thousand man bodyguard detail for Hitler to a state-within-a-state. After the war, Himmler intended to make an SS nation out of Schleswig-Holstein, with his men being the absolute highest order of the master race (and even held on to these goals in the last week of the war). While the SS itself was not a part of the Wehrmacht, two of its sections were respectively under the command of the Oberkommando der Wehrmacht (High Command) and attached to Heer units. These were the Waffen (Armed) SS and Einsatzgruppen ("Task forces"). These were administrated by Hermann Fegelein. Yes, [[Film/{{Downfall}} that]] [[WebVideo/HitlerRants Fegelein]].

It is a [[CommonKnowledge myth]] that the entirety of the Waffen SS was elite. Many of them actually received poorer equipment and training than their Heer counterparts, and only three divisions are generally considered by militaria experts to be elite, namely the [[PraetorianGuard 1st SS Division Leibstandarte (Life Guard) Adolf Hitler, Hitler's personal bodyguard]], the 2nd SS Panzer Division Das Reich, infamous for their [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oradour-sur-Glane#Massacre actions]] at the French town of Oradour-sur-Glane (it says something that the officer responsible would probably have been [[EvenEvilHasStandards tried for war crimes even if Germany had won the war)]] and the 3rd SS Division Totenkopf, infamous for both their Death's Head insignia and their roots in the prewar Totenkopfverbände (Death's Head Organisation), which administered the prewar (and [[FromBadToWorse slightly less brutal]]) concentration camp system. In fact many of the enlisted men in the earlier days of the 3rd SS Division had been guards at conectration camps. Other few Waffen SS divisions [[note]]at least 5th SS Panzer Division ''Wiking'', 9th SS Panzer Division ''Hohenstaufen'', 10th SS Panzer Division ''Frundsberg'', 11th SS Volunteer Panzergrenadier Division ''Nordland'', 12th SS Panzer Division ''Hitlerjugend'', 28th SS Volunteer Grenadier Division ''Wallonien'' and 34th SS Volunteer Grenadier Division ''Landstorm Nederland''[[/note]] claimed elite status similar to the first 3 divisions, due to both [[TrainingFromHell their arduous training]] and the [[TheLastDance fierce resistance]] [[TakingYouWithMe they displayed]] when facing enemies, ''Hitlerjugend'' being renowned for their fierce attitude during the Normandy battles. The SS was notorious for scavenging enemy weapons, especially the Soviet SVT-40, which was used because their own semiautomatic rifles were so seldom supplied. Nevertheless, those SS divisions which were genuinely elite - ''Das Reich'', ''Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler'', ''Wiking'' - often received top of the line equipment, sometimes over better qualified ''Heer'' units. Despite all their advanced weaponry, no Waffen-SS unit ever achieved a better kill ratio than the Heer's best troops, such as the '' Großdeutschland'' Panzergrenadiers.

The Einsatzgruppen were death squads established by SS leader Heinrich Himmler for the purpose of murdering Jews, Gypsies and Soviet political commissars. They were a far smaller group, consisting of around 15,000 members. 6 groups of them existed, 2 of them thankfully never seeing action. They were responsible for the deaths of more than 1,300,000 people, among their most infamous crimes being the massacre of 33,771 civilians at Babi Yar, a ravine near the capital of Ukraine.

The Allgemeine SS ("common SS" or "general SS") were responsible for administering the Concentration Camps, which were ran by the SS Totenkopfverbande (SS-TV). In 1942, the SS-TV were placed under the authority of the Waffen-SS for administrative purposes, which allowed the Waffen-SS to rotate soldiers between camp guard duty and combat duty as the need should arise. Rotating soldiers between combat and camp guard duty was common practice, meaning large parts of the Waffe-SS participated in running the concentration camps. This would provide justification for the classification of the Waffen-SS as a criminal organization after the war.

[[folder: Equal Opportunity Tyranny: Foreign Help]]

->''Why do you wear a German uniform?''
->''Why do you wear an American one?''
-->-- '''General Phillipe Leclerc''' and '''SS-Hauptsturmführer Henri Fenet''', 1945

The Waffen SS was a mostly-volunteer organisation with many recruits from across Europe, ranging from Germans to Austrians to White Russians to French to Scandinavians to Muslim Bosniaks and even to Indians. In some ways, a Nazi version of the [[GaulsWithGrenades French Foreign Legion]]. At its height, it consisted of around 1,000,000 total personnel. The reason for this being the fact Heer could not recruit men who were not German citizens for being bound by pre-war military regulations, while the SS was not - they were responsible practically in all matters to Heinrich Himmler and above him to [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler the Führer]] himself. Some notable examples are here:

* '''The British Free Corps''': Originally known as the '''Legion of St George''', this was an attempt to raise a force of British volunteers from British [=POWs=]. This force would take advantage of the "natural tenacity of the British race" (which the Nazis admired) and be a propaganda coup, assuring the British public that a Nazi-dominated Europe would allow Britain to retain its power and influence. So, how many Brits betrayed their nation and joined up with Hitler? A terrifying 59 in all. At no single point in time did it reach more than 27 men in strength, smaller than a contemporary German platoon.
* '''5th SS Panzer Division "''Wiking''"''': A genuinely elite SS Motorized Infantry (later Panzer) division, ''Wiking'' was one of the Waffen-SS's strongest battle units. Composed by foreign volunteers, from Denmark, Norway and Sweden, Finland and Estonia, the Netherlands and Belgium under the command of German officers, it first saw action during Operation: Barbarossa. It did itself well in the fighting on the Mius and around Rostov-On-Don before deploying to the Caucasus and playing a large role in the capture of Grozny. During its long campaigns, it was encircled several times but broke out each time, narrowly escaping being trapped in the infamous ''kessel'' at Stalingrad. It also helped suppress the Warsaw Uprising. After being badly mauled trying to relieve Budapest, after a week-long forced march in horrific weather conditions[[note]]As is seemingly always the case in wars, the winter of 1944-45 was the longest and bitterest on record.[[/note]], the division fell back through central Europe to eventually surrender to the US Army in Austria. Most of its members were repatriated and either acquitted, imprisoned, or in some cases, executed. One Viking soldier, Finnish Major Lauri A. Törni, [[BloodKnight fought also in Finnish Army, winning the highest decoration, the Mannerheim Cross, joining the US Special Forces after the war]]. He advanced from Private to Major in the US Army, and was killed in action in the VietnamWar 1963.
* '''11th SS Volunteer Panzergrenadier Division "''Nordland''"''': The ''Nordland'' was a primarily Scandinavian regiment, but anyone considered an ethnic ''volkdeutsch'' could join up, and so they did. By the end of the war, it was the most ethnically diverse Nazi formation; Danish, Hungarian, Dutch, Norwegian, Finnish, French, Romanian, Spanish, Swedish, Swiss and British volunteers and Estonian conscripts had either served in the division or been attached to it. It fought around Leningrad, but was eventually pushed back into the Courland pocket. They were rescued by sea, and redeployed to the battles for East Prussia and Pomerania. It fell back into Berlin and was destroyed. Its last seven tanks have the distinction of spearheading the breakout attempt out across the Weidammer Bridge by the ''Fuehrerbunker'''s staff. Very few managed to reach the Anglo-American lines on the Elbe.
* '''The Russian Liberation Army''': Recruited from anti-Bolshevik Russian [=POWs=] and several other Russian emigre forces, and led by a former general of Josef Stalin's, Andrey Vlasov. Hitler disliked it intensely, and only agreed to its formation on the prompting of a desperate Heinrich Himmler. It was deployed against a Red Army attack in 1945, and whilst it had some success, Hitler's refusal to grant it modern equipment, air support, or even medical supplies meant that its effect was minimal, and the Red Army soon broke its back. Seeing that the writing was on the wall, Vlasov ordered all the army to concentrate in the South, so it could be entirely surrendered to the Western allies (who he hoped wouldn't repatriate him). In a last, desperate attempt to save themselves, the division aided the Czech resistance [[HeelFaceTurn against the Germans]], and was vital to the defense of Prague from Waffen-SS soldiers sent to level it. Afterwards, it splintered. Those caught by the Soviets were sent to Siberia or killed, those caught by the Allies were forcibly repatriated or permitted to escape by officers looking the other way, and those very few who went to Lichtenstein were granted political asylum, as the tiny principality defied the largest country on earth's demands to return them. Vlasov was hanged, according to one witness [[CruelAndUnusualDeath with piano wire and a hook on the base of his skull]].
* '''20th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS (1st Estonian)''': Finno-Ugric peoples weren't originally high on the Aryan scale of Nazi Party, but after having seen the [[FinnsWithFearsomeForests Finnish performance]] against the Soviets and the situation becoming dire in late 1943, the SS decided to raise a division of Estonian volunteers to defend Estonia from Soviet onslaught. Thousands of volunteers signed up. They were given military training and in Spring 1944 after the general conscription-mobilization was announced in Estonia on 31 January 1944 by the German occupying authorities, the cadre of the 3rd Estonian SS Volunteer Brigade, renamed the 20th Estonian SS Volunteer Division on 23 January 1944, was returned to Estonia and reformed. Additionally 38,000 men were conscripted in Estonia and other Estonian units that had fought on various fronts in the German Army, and the Finnish Infantry Regiment 200 were rushed to Estonia. Estonian officers and men in other units that fell under the conscription proclamation and had returned to Estonia had their rank prefix changed from "SS" to "Waffen" (Hauptscharführer would be referred to as a Waffen-Hauptscharführer rather than SS-Hauptscharführer). The wearing of SS runes on the collar was discontinued, and these formations began wearing Estonian national insignia instead. The Estonian troops defended their small homeland ferociously. Little love was lost between Germany and Estonia, but they all knew what was the fate of small nations under Soviet rule, and they fought successfully against twentyfold Soviet overpower, winning several battles and causing over 150,000 casualties to the Soviets. When Estonia was finally overrun, many of the SS men fled to Sweden over the Baltic sea and after the war to US and UK.
* '''33rd Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS "''Charlemagne''" (1st French)''': Composed of French anticommunists, the ''Charlemagne'' was formed from Vichy French forces and the previous organization, the LVF. It had nearly 8,000 men at its largest, and has the distinction of being the last Third Reich unit to see action during WWII, as, knowing that they would face a dreadful fate if they surrendered, they continued to fight in the ruins of the Reich Chancellery. A group of just twelve managed to destroy ''sixty-two'' Soviet tanks using Panzerfausts alone, and several won the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross, being awarded the decoration in a half-wrecked railway carriage that served as battalion HQ. The last French Nazis fought in the ruins of the ''Fuehrerbunker'' until 2 May, so the Soviets wouldn't capture it on May Day. They then tried to escape back to France. Most were denounced, shot on capture by French troops, or later sentenced to hard labor. One group, captured in Bad Reichenhall, was asked by General Leclerc why they wore German uniforms. The highest-ranked asked the general [[ShutUpKirk "why do you wear an American one?"]] Of those who survived, some repented, but most died in the late 20th and early 21st centuries unrepentant fascists.
* '''Indische Legion''': A unit formed of Indian nationalists under the radical Subhas Chandra Bose, it was intended to spearhead an Indo-German land invasion of British India. Only a tiny handful ever came close to this intended purpose, being parachuted into Iran and infiltrating the Raj via Baluchistan. However, they were generally used for non-combatant duties in Europe, as Hitler did not trust them[[note]]Hitler said: "The Indian legion is a joke. There are Indians that can't kill a louse and would prefer to allow themselves to be devoured. They certainly aren't going to kill any Englishmen."[[/note]]. Their discipline was very poor and they were hated by those troops they were billeted with, due to a combination of racism and genuine instances of larceny and brutality. Another company saw action in Italy, where they proved little obstacle to Allied forces. After attempting to escape via Lake Constance, they were captured by the French and Americans. French Moroccan troops, apparently for the giggles, shot a large number out of hand. The rest were delivered to the British, who, although they already intended to grant India independence, were still rather miffed. Most were tried for treason and executed, the last a few days before India's official independence.
** Not to be confused with the ''Azad Hind Fauj'', or Indian National Army, the revolutionary force led by Bose after his departure from Germany and sponsored by [[KatanasOfTheRisingSun Imperial Japan]]. By contrast, the INA took part in a general uprising in the Subcontinent that led to the British responding with an actual ''aerial bombardments'' on British India.
* '''29th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS (1st Italian) ''"Italia"'', or ''Legione SS Italiana'' (Italian SS Legion)''': A volunteer unit raised among Italian veterans after the Kingdom of Italy passed on the Allies' side and Mussolini's puppet state could put back together an army. Technically an Italian unit attached to the SS, they fought with such valor at Anzio and Nettuno to earn their place among the Waffen-SS proper. They were also the main unit employed to hunt down the [[LaResistance Italian Resistance]], as the German soldiers tended to either underestimate the Italian partisans or, after the first encounter, be terrified of the surprisingly well-organized and ferocious partisan units. The division suffered heavy losses in 1945 due both fights against the Resistance and the Allies, and the survivors surrendered to the Americans on April 30th at Gorgonzola (the then town near Milan, not the cheese named after it).

[[folder: Thunderbolts from Clear Sky: Nazi Rocketry]]

->''I aim for the stars...but sometimes I hit London.''
-->-- '''Wehrner von Braun'''

Germany was the first country to use cruise missiles (the V-1) and ballistic missiles (the V-2) in a war, against France, Britain and Belgium. On the 3rd of October 1942, a V-2 test-launch at Penemunde achieved a height of between 85 and 90 kilometers, and became the first man-made object to reach outer space.

The former, sometimes known as "The Doodlebug" or "Buzz-Bomb" due to its distinctive noise, had a system where the missile would be forced into a dive after a certain number of revolutions, which also cut the engine. Once the engine stopped, people on the ground knew an explosion was imminent. The V-1 was somewhat inaccurate, generally falling short of London and false intelligence from British double agents led to this not being corrected before the V-1 sites were overrun by the Allies. They could also be shot down with anti-aircraft guns firing shells with proximity fuses, while fighter planes were able to down them, albeit with considerable difficulty. One popular, though difficult and potentially dangerous, method used by fighter pilots was to slide one of their planes' wingtips underneath a V-1's wingtip, then tilt their planes' wings until the V-1 tipped over (the V-1's rudimentary guidance system, which was basically a gyroscope and little more, could not stabilize the missile if it made too much a turn). That’s right: to defeat a V-1, make it [[MemeticMutation Do A Barrel Roll.]] Of course the alternative (shoot it) could cause about 850 kg of high explosives explode right in front of your fighter.

The latter was built using slave labour, killing far more people in its construction than its actual use (c.25,000 v. 7,000). There was no warning and no defence against these - not only did the V-2's engine cut off long before impact, the missile was traveling faster than sound when it came down. As noted in Thomas Pynchon's ''Gravity's Rainbow,'' this produced the very eerie effect of a large explosion ''followed'' by the whistling sound of an incoming projectile. A project [[http://www.uboataces.com/articles-rocket-uboat.shtml that would have allowed V-2s to be launched at US cities from a sub-towed platform]] was tested, but never really got anywhere and probably wouldn't have been very effective anyway. In addition, the gyroscopic targeting mechanism was not very good, and British intelligence was actually able to trick the Germans into thinking the rockets were actually off-target, causing them to aim the V-2 even further away from London.

When the war ended, the Allies sneered at the great cost of the V Weapons - especially compared to the actual damage they inflicted - whilst simultaneously rushing to copy them. Both the US and the USSR grabbed as much V-2 stuff as they could, brought back personnel (sometimes overlooking possible war crimes) and created the modern version of the MadScientist in the process. Wernher von Braun, a major player in the V-2 project, would later create the launchers that would take man to the Moon.

[[folder: We Have Reserves: The Volksgrenadiers]]

->''Suddenly, Germany had more divisions in 1944 than what it had when it started the war in 1939''
-->-- '''Anthony Beevor'''

The strategic emergency and concomitant manpower shortage resulting from the losses in mid-1944 required the creation of infantry divisions that economized on personnel and emphasized defensive strength over offensive strength. The Volksgrenadier divisions met this need by using only six line infantry battalions instead of the normal nine for infantry divisions — already a common reality for many existing divisions. The units also had a higher proportion of submachine guns and light automatic weapons and thus relied more on short-range firepower than in standard German Army infantry units. Automatic weapons like the new "wonder weapon" Sturmgewehr 44 and anti-tank weaponry like the single shot Panzerfaust were also used by Volksgrenadier units.

''Volksgrenadier'' was the name given to a type of German Army division formed in the Autumn of 1944 after the double loss of Army Group Center to the Soviets in Operation Bagration and the Fifth Panzer Army to the Allies in Normandy. The name itself was intended to build morale, appealing at once to nationalism (''Volk'') and Germany's older military traditions (''Grenadier''). Germany formed 78 (!) Volksgrenadier Divisions during the war.

They were organized around small cadres of hardened veteran soldiers, noncoms and officers, and then bulked out with anything the Replacement Army could supply: "jobless" personnel of the shrinking Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe, wounded soldiers from broken formations returning to duty from hospitals, older men who would have been considered too old or too unfit for the peacetime army and teenagers were recruited into the ranks. Technically, many of the Volksgrenadier soldiers would have been ChildSoldiers.

Most ''Volksgrenadier'' divisions had decent training and performed well in battle, especially at the Eastern Front.

[[folder: We ''Still'' Have Reserves, Dammit!: The Volkssturm]]

->''Even the Japanese did not expect their kamikazes to ride to their [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oIAhQMTG-dU/S9KSntnY28I/AAAAAAAAEKM/o54CjV25OeQ/s1600/volkssturm-ww2-second-world-war-history-pictures-incredible-amazing-images-photos-005.jpg deaths upon a bicycle...]]''
-->-- '''Anthony Beevor'''

[[{{Conscription}} Military service]] has been part of German society for decades, so it was not surprising to see that most men in Germany had some military experience. In 1944, with the Red Army rapidly approaching, Hitler ordered the creation of a national militia to bolster strength. On paper, they could mobilize roughly six million men to defend the country against the Soviets. This led to the creation of the ''Volkssturm'' (People's Militia).

In practice, this boiled down to rounding up anyone who was not already in the Wehrmacht or Waffen-SS in some capacity. Nazi supporters would "conscript" old men, many of whom were veterans of the First World War, and place a gun in their hands in the hopes of killing as many Soviets as possible. Boys from the Hitler Youth were also given weapons. Allied solders were shocked and disbelieving at being attacked by children, who were often fiercer than the old men due to youthful foolishness and actually believing in Nazism. Despite the forceful "conscription," the strength of six million was never attained. In addition, there was barely any standardization. For uniforms, only a few managed wear from the stockpiles, while most Volkssturm members simply wore their own clothes with Nazi armbands. Some of the WWI veterans wore their old Imperial uniforms. With the tattered remnants of the Wehrmacht and the Waffen-SS, the Volkssturm comprised a good number of Berlin's defense forces.

Regular army officers called Volkssturm battalions "casseroles" because they were a mixture [[IncrediblyLamePun of old meat and fresh vegetables.]] The Nazi commanders gave the units grandiose names, such as the "Storm Division", which "lacked the weapons to storm anything" and the ''Panzerjagdkompanie'', "which was supposed to hunt tanks [[SuicideMission on foot]]" (Beevor). Nevertheless, the ''Volkssturm'' were not entirely useless; one Volkssturm officer, the elderly East Prussia aristocrat Baron von Puttkamer, formed his estate's staff into a company of ''Volkssturm'' which was instrumental in evacuating several villages in front of the Soviet advance, using their strongest members to trample the snowdrifts flat.

[[folder:Hearts of Blood and Iron: Military Decorations]]

The most iconic decoration of Germany was and remains the Iron Cross, awarded for bravery. The base medal became the center of many different orders and levels of decoration.

* Order Of The Star Of The Grand Cross Of The Iron Cross: Intended to be awarded to the most successful field marshal once Germany attained the final victory. Unsurprisingly, it was never awarded.
* Order Of The Grand Cross Of The Iron Cross: Awarded to victorious generals or field marshals. Hermann Göring received the only one.
* Order Of The Knight's Cross Of The Iron Cross With Golden Oak Leaves, Swords And Diamonds: Intended to be awarded to the twelve greatest war heroes. Hans-Ulrich Rudel, the top Stuka ace, was the only recipient.
* Order Of The Knight's Cross Of The Iron Cross With Oak Leaves, Swords And Diamonds: Awarded for continuous bravery. Each of the preceding awards had one fewer items.
* Infantry Assault Badge: Awarded for taking part in three or more infantry assaults, counter-attacks, or reconnaissance missions.
* Close Combat Clasp: Awarded for achievements in close-quarters combat. Over 45,000 were awarded.
* Panzer Badge: Awarded for achievements in Panzer battles. Over 34,000 were awarded.
* U-boat War Badge: Awarded for participating in two or more U-boat patrols.
* Wehrmacht Long Service Award: Awarded at intervals of four, twelve, eighteen, twenty-five, and forty years of service in the different branches of the Wehrmacht. It took into account service in the Reichswehr and even prior to World War I, allowing a handful of the forty year medals to be awarded. There was a corresponding award for the SS, though obviously the forty year medal was never distributed (and through some loopholes, a few twenty-five year medals were made).
* Cuffbands: Worn on the right arm cuff, these indicated the wearer's unit or a campaign they had participated in. Wearing one was considered a great honor and they are still used in the Bundeswehr.


[[folder: Ranks]]


[[folder: Heer ]]

* Enlisted Ranks
** Grenadier/Fusilier (Equivalent to Private)
** Obergrenadier/Oberfusilier (Equivalent to Private in the US and British Armies, and Private First Class in the US Marines)
** Gefreiter (Equivalent to Lance Corporal in the British Army and US Marines, and Private First Class in the US Army)
** Obergefreiter (Equivalent to Corporal)
** Hauptgefreiter (Equivalent to Senior Corporal)
** Stabsgefreiter (Equivalent to Administrative Corporal)
* Non-Commisioned Officer Ranks
** Unteroffizier (Equivalent to Sergeant)
** Unterfeldwebel (Equivalent to Staff Sergeant)
** Feldwebel (Equivalent to Sergeant First Class, or Gunnery Sergeant in the US Marines)
** Oberfeldwebel (Equivalent to Master Sergeant or Warrant Officer Class Two)
** Stabsfeldwebel (Equivalent to Sergeant Major, or Master Gunnery Sergeant in the US Marines)
* Commissioned Officer Ranks
** Leutnant (Equivalent to 2nd Lieutenant)
** Oberleutnant (Equivalent to (1st) Lieutenant)
** Hauptmann (Equivalent to Captain)
** Major
** Oberstleutnant (Equivalent to Lieutenant Colonel)
** Oberst (Equivalent to Colonel)
** Generalmajor (Equivalent to Brigadier General)
** Generalleutnant (Equivalent to Major General)
** General der (arm) (Equivalent to Lieutenant General)
*** Arms included ''Kavallerie'' (calvary), ''Artillerie'' (artillery), ''Infanterie'' (infantry), ''Panzertruppen'' (armoured troops), ''Gebirgstruppen'' (mountain troops), ''Pioniere'' (engineers), and ''Nachrichtentruppen'' (communications troops).
** Generaloberst (Equivalent to General)
** Generalfeldmarschall (Equivalent to Field Marshal or General of the Army; no US Marine equivalent)


[[folder: Kriegsmarine ]]

* Rates
** Matrose (Equivalent to Seaman)
** Matrosengefreiter (Equivalent to Ordinary Seaman)
** Matrosenobergefreiter (Equivalent to Able Seaman)
** Matrosenhauptgefreiter (Equivalent to Leading Seaman 3rd class)
** Matrosenstabsgefreiter (Equivalent to Leading Seaman 2nd class)
** Matrosenoberstabsgefreiter (Equivalent to Leading Seaman 1st class)
* Non-Commisioned Officer Ranks
** Maat (Equivalent to Petty Officer 3rd class)
** Obermaat (Equivalent to Petty Officer 2nd class)
** Feldwebel (Equivalent to Petty Officer 1st class)
** Stabfeldwebel (Equivalent to Chief Petty Officer)
** Oberfeldwebel (Equivalent to Warrant Officer)
** Staboberfelbwebel (Equivalent to Chief Warrant Officer)
* Commissioned Officer Ranks
** Leutnant zur See (Equivalent to Ensign in the US; equivalent rank does not exist in the UK)
** Oberleutnant zur See(Equivalent to Lieutenant Junior Grade in the US and Sub-Lieutenant in the UK)
** Kapitanleutant (Equivalent to Lieutenant)
** Korvettenkapitan (Equivalent to Lieutenant Commander)
** Fregattenkapitan (Equivalent to Commander)
** Kapitan zur See (Equivalent to Captain)
** Kommodore (Equivalent to Commodore in the UK, Rear Admiral (lower half) in the US)
** Konteradmiral (Equivalent to Rear Admiral in the UK, Rear Admiral (upper half) in the US)
** Vizeadmiral (Equivalent to Vice Admiral)
** Admiral (Equivalent to Admiral)
** Grossadmiral (Equivalent to Fleet Admiral)


[[folder: Luftwaffe ]]

* Enlisted Ranks
** Flieger (Equivalent to Airman Basic or Aircraftman)
** Gefreiter (Equivalent to Airman)
** Obergefreiter (Equivalent to Airman First Class or Lance Corporal)
** Hauptgefreiter (Equivalent to Senior Airman or Corporal)
* Non-Commisioned Officer Ranks
** Unteroffizier (Equivalent to Staff Sergeant or Sergeant)
** Unterfeldwebel (Equivalent to Technical Sergeant or Flight Sergeant)
** Hauptwachtmeister (Equivalent to Master Sergeant)
** Stabsfeldwebel (Equivalent to Warrant Officer Master Aircrew)
* Commissioned Officer Ranks
** Leutnant (Equivalent to 2nd Lieutenant or Pilot Officer)
** Oberleutnant (Equivalent to 1st Lieutenant or Flying Officer)
** Hauptmann (Equivalent to Captain or Flight Lieutenant)
** Major (Equivalent to Major or Squadron Leader)
** Oberstleutnant (Equivalent to Lieutenant Colonel or Wing Commander)
** Oberst (Equivalent to Colonel or Group Captain)
** Generalmajor (Equivalent to Brigadier General or Air Commodore)
** Generalleutnant (Equivalent to Major General or Air Vice-Marshal)
** General der (arm) (Equivalent to Lieutenant General or Air Marshal)
*** Includes ''Flieger'' (aviators), ''Fallschirmtruppen'' (parachute troops), ''Jagdflieger'' (fighter pilots), and ''Flakartillerie'' (anti-aircraft artillery).
** Generaloberst (Equivalent to General or Air Chief Marshal)
** Reichsmarschall (Special rank created for Hermann Goering, equivalent to General of the Air Force or Marshal of the Royal Air Force)


[[folder: Waffen SS ]]

* Enlisted Ranks
** SS-Schütze (Equivalent to Private)
** SS-Oberschütze (Equivalent to Private First Class)
** SS-Sturmmann (Equivalent to Lance Corporal)
** SS-Rottenführer (Equivalent to Corporal)
* Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
** SS-Unterscharführer (Equivalent to Sergeant)
** SS-Scharführer (Equivalent to Staff Sergeant
** SS-Oberscharführer (Translates to ?Sergeant First Class?)
** SS-Hauptscharführer (Equivalent to Master Sergeant)
** SS-Sturmscharführer (Equivalent to Sergeant Major)
* Commissioned Officer Ranks
** SS-Untersturmführer (Equivalent to Second Lieutenant)
** SS-Obersturmführer (Equivalent to (1st) Lieutenant)
** SS-Hauptsturmführer (Equivalent to Captain)
** SS-Sturmbannführer (Equivalent to Major)
** SS-Obersturmbannführer (Equivalent to Lieutenant Colonel)
** SS-Standartenführer (Equivalent to Colonel)
** SS-Oberführer (Equivalent to Brigadier-General)
** SS-Brigadeführer (Equivalent to Major General)
** SS-Gruppenführer (Equivalent to Lieutenant General)
** SS-Obergruppenführer (Equivalent to General)
** SS-Oberstgruppenführer (Equivalent to Field Marshal or General of the Army)
** Reichsführer-SS (Special rank for the head of the entire Schutzstaffel. Equivalent to General of the Armies)

[[folder: The Wehrmacht in Fiction]]

[[ThoseWackyNazis Where do]] [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo we start?]]

The standard soldiers of the Wehrmacht have been {{Mooks}} since (and even during) the UsefulNotes/SecondWorldWar. They're generally considered AcceptableTargets, so to speak. [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy They can't shoot straight]] (contrary to their RealLife counterparts).

The [[StateSec SS]] are [[AlwaysChaoticEvil almost always utterly evil]].

There have been some notable recent German works on the Wehrmacht, making them more human and providing an [[MyCountryRightOrWrong interesting perspective from the other side]].

Not to be confused with StupidJetpackHitler.[[/folder]]