->''"What if upvote is potato, and downvote is potato. When downvote, potato is actually rock. [[ShaggyDogStory But when upvote? Is also rock.]]"''
-->-[[{{Reddit}} r/LatvianJokes]]

Latvia ('''Latvian:''' ''Latvija''), officially known as the Republic of Latvia ('''Latvian:''' ''Latvijas Republika''), is the middle one of the three "Baltic Republics" along with {{UsefulNotes/Estonia}} and {{UsefulNotes/Lithuania}}, and has shared their modern history of brief independence following WorldWarOne before being snapped up by the Soviet Union until independence in 1991. This is why Soviet Union and allies in general aren't very popular in Latvia - as the people often see Hitler as the liberator, due to how he stopped the Soviet atrocities in Latvia. (No, we're not supportive of his other policies.) In fact, it wasn't until 1918 that the three of them had clearly delineated borders - for most of their history the area known as Livonia or Courland/Kurland was a vaguely-defined parcel of land passed around between Prussia and the Teutonic Knights, Sweden, and Russia.

A lot of people were drafted/volunteered into the Waffen SS Latvian Legion during the WW2 german occupation, and used to fight soviets. Not supporting Hitler directly, they saw this as the only opportunity to secure some sort of an independence from the Soviets, which, by then, had sent huge amounts of Latvians to Gulag's or just shot them. We have a rememberance day for them in the 16th of march, a date which is, unfortunately, portrayed in media as some sort of a nazi-support celebration, but this is not the case.

On the other hand a lot of Latvians, ever since World War I, served as Red Latvian Riflemen. They were crucial in the Revolution in Russia, providing a cadre of battle-hardened disciplined shock-troops, and later [[CadreOfForeignBodyguards protecting Lenin himself]], many of Latvians taking high positions in Law Enforcement, military, and Intelligence services of the newly founded soviet state. During WorldWarII many Latvians joined Red Army and fought against the Nazis, notably during the Battle of Moscow.

Also, a cool thing, done together with our neighbours, Estonians and Lithuanians was getting independence via making a [[http://interestingworldhistory.blogspot.com/2013/04/baltic-way.html huge chain of people, stretching from Vilnius to Tallin]].

Since independence, Latvia has become a popular tourist destination, joined the European Union and will adopt the Euro as it's national currency in January 2014. Also, Latvia has one of the fastest internet connection speeds in the world [[http://www.bloomberg.com/slideshow/2013-01-23/top-10-countries-with-the-fastest-internet.html#slide8 as seen here]] due to extensive government backing.

In sports, apparently, Latvians are really, really good in BMX and Beach Volleyball, getting a lot of success in these areas lately. The national sport is Ice Hockey, the fanaticism of this is around the same level as in Canada. If Latvia's only good hockey team - Dinamo Riga - performs well in KHL, it's a national celebration. And every Latvian who ends up in NHL is a national hero - in fact, thanks to a surge in online fan voting from Latvia, Zemgus Girgensons was the leading vote-getter for the 2015 NHL All-Star Game. Latvians were also [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroBasket_1935 the very first European Champions in basketball]]

Culturally, due to everything that has happened with the small country, Latvians are in the exact middle between Russians and Germans, with the tropes associated to these countries appearing here almost equally, and sometimes in hilarious ways. ([[LogicBomb For example]], [[GermanicEfficiency Latvians are never late for work.]] [[VodkaDrunkenski Even when they are completely drunk.]])

Due to the Soviet era, Latvians (the older term 'Lett' has fallen out of use in English) are really touchy about being mistaken for Russians - and by "touchy", I mean that calling Latvian person a Russian, is a sure-fire way of getting into a fight. Also, Soviet era [[MotherRussiaMakesYouStrong made us strong]]. One of the least politically correct countries in the region, Latvians are huge fans of BlackComedy and SelfDeprecation. (Usually such jokes, a lot like Russian 'anekdoty' are told in intentionally poor grammar for added comedy value.) Here's an example:
* "Latvian has potato, is starve. Latvian save potato for tommorow. Eat dirt today. What if run out of dirt tomorrow?"

Latvian regional stereotypes are almost completely limited to those about Kurzeme (Courland, the northwest), the capital region around Riga and Latgale (the southeast). Kurzemnieki (Courlanders) are portrayed as rustic and slightly dim peasants with a drawling and near-incomprehensible accent that drops the latter half of every word, subsisting off of farming and forestry and eating potatoes, fish and assorted weeds. People from Riga, on the other hand, are portrayed as fancy city-dwellers with a pretentious accent who all have retail jobs and speak English. Latgalians, when they aren't confused with Russians, are portrayed as backwater savages who speak an alien tongue and are more Lithuanian-Belarussian than Latvian.
Zemgale and Vidzeme? [[FlyoverCountry Where's that?]]

Latvian cuisine is a simple and no-nonsense thing: potatoes, pork, smoked fish (in Kurzeme), sour cream and a whole lot of dill. Add various pickles and preserves to taste.

Also, a special note for British tourists: our monument of freedom is ''not'' a public toilet. Otherwise, come and visit us, a pint of beer is cheaper that a 0.5lither bottle of coca-cola.

!! Famous Latvians:
* Music/GustavHolst was of partial Latvian descent.
* Not a Latvian, but associated: Music/RichardWagner was the director of the Riga German's Theater (which later became Latvian National Opera) for a while.
* Isaiah Berlin, Creator/SergeiEisenstein, Mikhail Baryshnikov and Mark Rothko although not technically Latvians, were also born in Riga.
* Aleksandrs Liepa, the inventor of Pringles, was a Latvian. (Well, according to the patent, at least.)
** His surname means "linden" in Latvian, it is quite common surname among Latvians.
* Edward Leedskalnin (Edvards Liedskalniņ), an immigrant from Latvia, created that [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Castle crazy coral castle in Florida]] - and nobody has any idea as of how.
* Fred Norris (originally Fred Leon Nukis) of Radio/TheHowardSternShow is the son of Valija and Henry Nukis who were Latvian immigrants.
* Maris Strombergs is the first (and as of now, the only) olympic champion in BMX, getting gold in Beijing and London.
* Ksenia Solo from Series/LostGirl was born in Riga and then migrated to Canada with her parents, when she was 5.
* Unfortunately, DJ Lethal from LimpBizkit (real name Leors Dimants) was also borin in Riga, in a Latvian Jewish family.
* Kārlis Irbītis, one of the pioneers of VTOL technology and the designer of the Canadian CL-84 plane was a Latvian. Exceedingly funny that he's almost unknown in Latvia, where his extremely eccentric (yet still loved) painter brother Voldemārs Irbe is known far better.
* Highly ironically, the very first commander of the Soviet Army was a Latvian - Jukums Vācietis. It is widely thought that the Soviets only beat the Royalists in the civil war due to the Latvian Red Riflemen, which were much more disciplined and organized that the red army. The later served later as Lenin's personal guard [[ThePurge until the great purges of 1937.]] Yeah, [[UnderStatement that didn't turn out so well.]]

[[folder: The Latvian flag ]]

->The flag, consisting of a carmine red field and white bar, is said to be among the oldest flags still in use. Popular legend attributes its origins as the shroud used to wrap a wounded tribal leader during the wars of the late 13th century -- the parts which came into contact with him miraculously remained pure, while its edges became stained with his blood.