->''"Wherefore we will and firmly order that the English Church be free, and that the men in our kingdom have and hold all the aforesaid liberties, rights, and concessions, well and peaceably, freely and quietly, fully and wholly, for themselves and their heirs, of us and our heirs, in all respects and in all places forever, as is aforesaid. An oath, moreover, has been taken, as well on our part as on the part of the barons, that all these conditions aforesaid shall be kept in good faith and without evil intent. Given under our hand - the above named and many others being witnesses - in the meadow which is called Runnymede, between Windsor and Staines, on the fifteenth day of June, in the seventeenth year of our reign."''
-->--Final article of ''UsefulNotes/MagnaCarta''

The politics of the UK, plain and simple - though, [[HollywoodCuisine nowhere near as much so (nor as bland) as the food]].

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[[folder: Legal definition and status]]

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a constitutional monarchy, meaning that it is officially "ruled" by a monarch whose powers are controlled by constitutional law. In reality, the monarch is a powerless[[note]]While the monarch retains certain "reserve" powers, exercising them would provoke a constitutional crisis of truly epic proportions. However the existence of these powers plus the fact that the UK armed forces are theoretically personally loyal to the monarch, not the government of the day, provides a critical defence for the citizens of the UK from any attempt by a government to became a dictatorship.[[/note]] symbolic figurehead and the country is governed by its legislature: a Parliament made up by the House of Commons and the House of Lords. Although Britain has a parliamentary system and the Prime Minister, the ''de facto'' head of government, is supposed to simply be the executive of a ruling political party, some recent Prime Ministers, notably UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher and UsefulNotes/TonyBlair, have tended towards a "Presidential" executive style of rule. More concisely, the monarch is head of state and the prime minister is the head of government, compared to a nation like the US where the head of state and head of government are the same person.

An extremely important thing to note about the British government is that it is more or less synonymous with Parliament (the Civil Service notwithstanding): all authority flows from Westminster. Indeed, the "keystone" of the British constitutional order as identified by the celebrated [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._V._Dicey AV Dicey]] is this: "''Parliament...has...the right to make or unmake any law whatever, and further, that no person or body is recognized by the law of England as having a right to override or set aside the legislation of parliament.''"[[note]]Indeed, it has been said that if the UK Parliament wanted to make it illegal for an American to smoke on the streets of Washington DC, it can. Enforcing that law would be another matter.[[/note]]

This setup is a result of the English Civil War (1641–51), the result of which was the monarchy handing over all its power (which in the Tudor era had been ''de facto'' absolute) to Parliament — a process helped by the fact that George I and II barely spoke English and didn't much care for governing Britain anyway — and incidentally resembles [[HobbesWasRight Thomas Hobbes]]' conception of government. In any case, though this sounds rather scary at first — in theory, British liberty could be dead with a single Act of Parliament[[note]]Although, so could that of the United States with a single Amendment -- but that would require 2/3 of each house of Congress and the assent of the legislatures of 3/4 of the states; that has only happened 18 times (once for the Bill of Rights in 1789-91, and seventeen times since then) since 1789.[[/note]] -- the UK's membership in the EU and its institutions, as well as a couple of other well-enforced treaties, have added a measure of restriction to the actions of Parliament; for the first time, Parliament has to deal with potentially making illegal laws.[[note]]although Parliament still asserts legislative supremacy over Europe and intended to keep applying an anti-terrorism law partially found illegal by Europe. Generally though, European Court rulings work the same as Supreme Court decisions in America: they won't be enforced for whatever time the law is still on the books.[[/note]]

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[[folder: The House of Commons]]

The House of Commons is staffed by Members of Parliament ([=MPs=]) who are elected by each constituency. These are similar to a Congressional district in the US — a large city will have multiple constituencies. A constituency is represented by a single MP. Each of these constituencies will have an individual name. Every decade or so, the boundaries are re-drawn by the non-partisan Boundary Commission, which does take representations from the parties.

The House of Commons is elected for a period of 5 years (elections used to be called at any earlier time at the Prime Minister's whim, but this practice has been recently abolished in favour of fixed-term Parliaments) or can be earlier if either (a) the government loses a vote of confidence or (b) 2/3rds of the entire House of Commons votes in favour of dissolving it[[note]]this is how 2017's general election was called[[/note]]. [=MPs=] are elected on the basis that the candidate winning the most votes is declared the winner, even if they only have one more vote than the next candidate when there are multiple candidates; i.e. it is not necessary to win more than 50% of the votes cast.

Results are only given for the whole constituency, not individual wards. When boundaries change, the "results" of the previous election for the new seats are estimated by the media from local council results. These should be treated with some caution.

When in the Commons, [=MPs=] are not addressed by each other by name, but as "The Honourable Member for [name of constituency]" / "My Honourable friend" for someone from your own party, or "The Honourable gentleman/lady" for people not in your party. There are some varying titles, such as "Right Honourable", used for members of the Privy Council, "Learned" (pronounced "learn-ed") for [=MPs=] who are also [[UsefulNotes/BritishCourts barristers]], and [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs "Right Honourable and Learned" for [=MPs=] who are barristers and members of the Privy Council]].

Parliamentary debates and question times are far more rowdy than the (modern) United States Congress, with creative insults and heckling being the order of the day, but {{Floor Fight}}s are very rare. The chamber is presided over by the Speaker or one of his/her deputies. The Speaker is a non-partisan figure (once elected Speaker, they drop their party affiliation, and ascend to the Lords after retiring as an MP), and during debates in the Commons, all remarks are addressed to the Speaker; speaking directly to your opposite number and using words like "you" gets you a slapped wrist. Particularly controversial media issues may be raised in Parliament, including [[http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200405/cmhansrd/vo050117/debtext/50117-03.htm#50117-03_spnew10 this particular gem]] [[Series/BrassEye from a Conservative MP]]. The current Speaker is John Bercow, a (former) Conservative from Buckingham. The Speaker, in the event of a tie, will nearly always vote to keep debate open and will almost never vote for a bill, as doing so would create a majority where one did not exist; the main exception is if the bill is a confidence or supply measure -- i.e., if the bill fails, the government collapses and either a new PM and new government must be chosen or new elections must be held -- in which case the Speaker will generally vote in favour.

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[[folder: Elections]]

There are 650 elected [=MPs=], all but two of whom [[note]]Sylvia Hermon, and the Speaker[[/note]] are also members of a political party. Westminster is most near to a "two-and-a-half party" system, with the two dominant parties since the 1920s being Labour and the Conservatives. The Liberals had been the second major party prior to the formation of a coalition government with the Conservatives in the 1920s, which decimated their support in favour of Labour. They and their successor party, the Liberal Democrats, found themselves the perpetual third party for most of the elections until 2015 - when, after forming another coalition government with the Conservatives in 2010, they found themselves reduced at the 2015 election from 57 [=MPs=] to 8 and replaced as the third largest party by the SNP.

The first-past-the-post electoral system slightly favours the two main parties and heavily disadvantages the Liberal Democrats (and small parties in general), reflecting the two main parties' concentrations of support in certain areas (urban and working-class areas for Labour, and affluent and rural areas for the Conservatives), and the Lib Dems having a fairly even support spread nationwide. In theory, the Lib Dems could even beat the Conservatives into second and Labour could remain the ''largest'' party with ''twice'' as many seats as the Lib Dems. The voting system can, and has done, in some cases cause political parties to ''lose'' seats even though their popular vote increases; this happens to the minor parties more than Labour and the Conservatives, although Labour actually managed to lose an election that way: in 1951 UsefulNotes/ClementAttlee beat UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill by three-quarters of a million votes, but ended up with ''fewer'' seats. The same happened to the Conservatives in the June 2017 election - despite their popular vote share increasing by several percentage points to levels unseen since the 1980s, they managed to lose their overall majority due to Labour experiencing a similar skyrocket in vote share.

Proposals have been made to switch to a more proportional system, with ultimately little success — the main argument against the change was that it would almost always ensure weak, minority governments or coalitions. Due to the Liberal Democrats (in favour of electoral reform) forming a coalition government with the Conservatives after the 2010 election, a referendum was promised on the voting system as part of the coalition agreement. On 5 May 2011, the nationwide referendum was held on whether to switch from the existing First Past The Post system to Alternative Vote, which if passed was expected to more fairly represent smaller parties like the Lib Dems and the Greens. There were vocal campaigns both for and against the switch to AV. Because of a legendarily terrible campaign from the Yes side that will be autopsied for years to come, it was defeated resoundingly, leading to the coalition becoming a lot more adversarial ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06terMUGHo0 Summary, in musical form]]). Given the levels of support that parties such as the Liberal Democrats, Green Party and UKIP tend to receive nationwide result in disproportionately few (if any) seat returns, and the obvious disgruntlement it causes them, it is unlikely this issue has gone away just yet.

It is worth noting that because a General Election is fought over 650 small constituencies, which change little (if at all) between elections, small political parties can make gains by concentrating all their efforts on one constituency. This is how the Green Party won their only seat in Brighton Pavilion in 2010, and why UKIP didn't win any despite having more support nationwide. Any Parliamentary constituency has a tendency to become a two horse race with a bunch of also-rans, but exactly which of the parties are the two front runners depends on the constituency. Scottish seats tend to be SNP-Labour (in urban areas) or SNP-Lib Dem (in rural and island areas), with some Tory-SNP constituencies now appearing following backlash from independence uncertainty. The South of England tends to be Lib Dem-Tory battles outside of urban Labour areas, and some of the deepest rural areas were shaping up as UKIP-Tory battlegrounds prior to UKIP's vote collapse in 2017.

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[[folder: Forming a Government]]

If a party can command a majority, it is often considered the ruling party. Their elected leader, chosen by the party through varying methods,[[note]]Labour and the Lib Dems by the single transferable vote, the Tories by run-off voting[[/note]] then chooses a cabinet of which he/she serves as ''primus inter pares'' (first among equals). These men and women are responsible for various departments of government; there are currently 27 cabinet members (including the Prime Minister) who between them hold 42 positions — during the Labour governments of Blair and Brown, Harriet Harman acquired the nickname "Three Hats Harman" for having three separate posts. They're often referred to as "The X Secretary", but their actual title is "The Secretary of State for X". Cabinet membership is not subject to Parliamentary approval, and may not even be along party lines (although, these days, it nearly always is), so it chops and changes frequently, with much attendant press speculation.

Contrary to public assumptions, and the press' frequent bellyaching, the Prime Minister is ''not'' directly elected, thus calling a PM "unelected" doesn't really mean anything, except to take a swipe at a PM you don't like; UsefulNotes/GordonBrown got a ''lot'' of this to the point of being the press' ButtMonkey in the run-up to the 2010 election, despite the fact that, of the 23 Prime Ministers since 1900, fourteen ascended to the position in the middle of a Government; even Winston Churchill was "unelected" for his first run at the premiership during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII (in fact, Churchill never actually "won" a democratic election - his second government in 1951 was, as detailed above, a fluke of the system as he took considerably fewer votes than his Labour opponent).

Below these people are the Ministers of State and the Parliamentary Under-Secretaries of State ([[FunWithAcronyms [=PUSSYs=]]]). Below them are the Parliamentary Private Secretaries (PPS), who are unpaid lackeys for the Cabinet members. They sit behind the front bench at Prime Minister's Questions, with the result that the camera cuts their heads off. Those who are not chosen or refuse offers for the Cabinet or for junior ministerial office are called "backbenchers", as opposed to those who sit on the Government "front bench".

The official title of the largest party that is not in Government is "Her[[note]]or His[[/note]] Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition". Fittingly for a British institution, the name of this post started off as a joke; the term was coined in 1826 by Whig MP John Hobhouse, who was riffing on the term "His Majesty's Government" in the midst of a critique of the policies of then-Foreign Secretary UsefulNotes/GeorgeCanning. The idea took off, however, as many came to realise that it was a much better way of understanding the relationship between Government and Opposition than had been before -- namely, rather than regarding the Opposition as just a few steps shy of treasonous, both Government and Opposition would emphasise their common loyalty to the Crown and the institution of Parliament while simultaneously disagreeing about everything else. The Opposition's job description is to question and hold to account "Her Majesty's Government" to ensure that any policies have been well thought-out. The leader of the largest party out of government is also known as "The Leader of the Opposition" and is a member of the Privy Council. The Opposition party will also select a cabinet, known as a Shadow Cabinet. [[TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness Despite sounding very cool]], this cabinet does not do anything in practical terms. Instead, their job is to call on their cabinet counterpart during meetings in the Commons, typically to question their decisions (the other [=MPs=], including the backbenchers, can also do this to whomever they wish). They also work out the party's policies in relation to their position — i.e., the Shadow Secretary for Education will look at schools and universities — ready for the next election. The smaller parties also select their own "frontbench teams" too, where appropriate, depending on the number of [=MPs=] they possess.

Unlike in the United States, changes of government occur very quickly. It is possible, and common, for the polls to close at 10 pm on Thursday, the result be more-or-less certain at about 3am on Friday, the defeated Prime Minister to go to Buckingham Palace to resign before lunch on Friday, with the new PM appointed before Friday evening and cabinet posts sorted out over the weekend. Obviously, there are times when the result goes right down to the wire and the result not known until breakfast the following morning, most lately in 1992 (Conservative majority of only 20), 2010 (hung parliament), and 2017 (also a hung parliament).

The following list includes political parties with regional representation or better,[[note]]And two that do not, but are included for completion[[/note]] ordered by numbers of [=MPs=] (Members of Parliament, out of 650), [=MEPs=] (Members of the European Parliament, out of 73), [=MSPs=] (Members of the Scottish Parliament, out of 129), [=MLAs=] (Members of the Northern Ireland Assembly, out of 90), and [=AMs=] (Members of the National Assembly of Wales, out of 60; or the London Assembly, out of 25), where applicable.

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[[folder: The Conservative Party]]

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'''[--(317 [=MPs=], 253 Lords, 20 [=MEPs=], 31 [=MSPs=], 12 Wales [=AMs=], 8 London [=AMs=], 5 Mayors, 9,237 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Theresa May (Prime Minister and MP, Maidenhead). ]]
[[labelnote:Regional leaders]]\\
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[[folder: Current Leader (Scotland): Ruth Davidson (MSP, Edinburgh Central).\\
Current Leader (Wales): Andrew R.T. Davies (AM, South Wales Central).\\
Current Leader (London): Gareth Bacon (AM, City-wide).\\
Current Leader (House of Lords): Baroness Evans of Bowes Park. ]]
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Formally the Conservative and Unionist Party, indicating their position on UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion (and now the 'Scottish Question'), although this isn't always emphasised. The party which currently has the PM and the Cabinet (Executive Branch). The traditional party for rural voters, suburban voters, the aspirational working class/Nouveau Riche types, and the wealthy. They have tended to take a more populist approach to politics in recent years, especially during the UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher years and under UsefulNotes/DavidCameron's leadership, and are usually perceived these days as a centre-right party with a middle-class focus and classical liberal economic tendencies.[[note]]Especially under Thatcher and Cameron, the Tories enacted/are enacting wide-ranging cuts to attempt to close the deficit.[[/note]] They've moved towards the middle in recent years, although they still have some right-wing traditionalist opinions such as on fox-hunting and benefits. The popular opinion between 1997 and 2015 was that there was very little difference between them and Labour.

Traditionally they have been popular in the South-East of England and rural areas. The party colour is blue, and their icon appears to be a child's drawing of a tree, supposedly an attempt by the PR staff of David Cameron to emphasise the party's environmentalist credentials; it also harks back to the traditional symbol of Toryism, the Royal Oak. From 1975 to 2006, the symbol was a torch of liberty. They are popularly known as the "'''Tories'''", a term that [[AppropriatedAppellation originally was an insult against Irish cattle thieves]] and which was the name of the modern party's forebear. The current leader is UsefulNotes/TheresaMay, who assumed leadership after the resignation of UsefulNotes/DavidCameron, but the most famous member is probably former Mayor of London, UsefulNotes/BorisJohnson, famous for [[ColbertBump his appearances on the show]] ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''. Has a substantial {{Hatedom}} they gained under UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher that they've never got rid of, to the point where the Tories are seriously seen by a substantial amount (mainly northerners and the working class) of the population as evil incarnate.


The Conservatives currently form a minority government in Westminster, after losing their majority in the 2017 election. While largely put down to poor leadership, utterly bland campaigning, and a rather questionable manifesto, the reasons for their failing so badly in the face of what was believed to be an open goal when the election was called will likely be analysed for months to come. Their one success story in the 2017 election has been increasing their number of seats in Scotland to 13, after years of only having one Scottish MP, and indeed it is the presence of these Scottish [=MPs=] which has given the numbers to try and form a minority government. To form this government, the Conservatives are relying on the support of the Northern Irish DUP (see below), which while being their only possible ally in the current Parliament, is raising a few eyebrows among both supporters and detractors alike.

The anthem of the Conservative Party is "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ROlkMOL9s Land of Hope and Glory]]", a setting of March No. 1 of the ''Pomp and Circumstance Marches'' (yes, Americans, the ones you play at graduation) by Music/EdwardElgar:
-->''Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,''
-->''How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?''
-->''Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set;''
-->''God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet,''
-->''God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet.''

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[[folder: The Labour Party]]

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'''[--(262 [=MPs=], 201 Lords, 20 [=MEPs=], 23 [=MSPs=], 29 Wales [=AMs=], 12 London [=AMs=], 13 Mayors, 6,470 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Jeremy Corbyn (MP, Islington North). ]]
[[labelnote:Regional leaders]]\\
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[[folder: Current Acting Leader (Scotland): Alex Rowley (MSP, Mid Scotland & Fife).\\
Current Leader (Wales): Carwyn Jones (First Minister of Wales and AM, Bridgend).\\
Current Leader (London): Sadiq Khan (Mayor of London).\\
Current Leader (House of Lords): Baroness Smith of Basildon. ]]
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Started off as a socialist, working man's party (hence the name) but became increasingly concerned with more liberal middle-class issues in the late 1980s and moved closer to the centre under Neil Kinnock and especially Tony Blair, before moving slightly back to the left under Jeremy Corbyn.[[note]]We've skipped over a thumping great chunk of their history here, but it's not something you'd make movies about. Apart from the Miners and General Strikes of UsefulNotes/JamesCallaghan's time, but that's another story.[[/note]] In the mid 1990s, Blair dubbed his centrist vision for the party "New Labour", a piece of branding designed to distance Labour from its bitter infighting and more left-wing early 1980s incarnation, which the image-obsessed Blair thought had a negative perception amongst voters; this label came to be used more as a term of abuse by the party's enemies rather than a badge of honour, and the party itself has since dropped it. There was between 1994 and 2010 a dangerous divide between the Blairites, named after UsefulNotes/TonyBlair, and UsefulNotes/Brownites, named after Gordon Brown, and no one was quite sure what the difference was; the general consensus was that Brown was deemed slightly more socialist and Eurosceptic.

Officially a left-wing democratic socialist party, the party has taken a "broad church" approach to working class politics, inclusive of ideologies ranging from staunch Marxism to centrist "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Way Third Way]]" politics, which has secured their reputation for infighting. They've even flirted with authoritarian right-wing policies, especially with regard to civil liberties — to the point that a historically very conservative Tory triggered a by-election in 2006 to protest a counter-terrorism bill — and anything UsefulNotes/PeterMandelson got his hands on, which mostly appeared to be desperate attempts at populism. They are traditionally popular in London, the North of England, Scotland, South Wales, large urban areas, and among trade unionists. The Labour party's current icon is the rose (a traditional symbol of European social-democratic parties), and the party colour, used in election materials and identification of Labour constituencies on maps, is red.

You'll see a number of Labour members listed as "Lab/Co-Op". This means that they are also sponsored by the Co-operative Party, the political arm of the UK Co-operative movement (as in the supermarket chain Co-op). The Co-op Party differ very little from Labour, apart from an emphasis on fair trade, and don't run candidates themselves. Labour lost its majority in the general election of May 6, 2010, and Brown was already planning to resign when the Liberal Democrats began flirting with forming a coalition with both Labour and the Conservatives. Although they made it clear they would only consider a coalition with Labour if Brown resigned, upon learning Brown was already going to resign, they formed a coalition with the Conservatives, citing the pragmatism of greater numbers for passing policy.[[note]]Any Labour-Lib Dem deal in 2010 would still have been short of a majority by 11 seats, and therefore would have required support from the SNP, Plaid Cymru, the Greens and parties from Northern Ireland[[/note]]

Brown's successor was Ed Miliband, who bested [[SiblingRivalry his brother David]] (and three other candidates who had little to no chance of victory) in a tight leadership election. [[Series/DeadRingers Jon Culshaw]] was reportedly happy, as [[FanNickname Mili-E]] sounds exactly the same as Jon's impression of UsefulNotes/TonyBlair. However he too suffered a crushing defeat in the 2015 elections. At the time this was reported to be from a combination of Labour's lack of alternative to the Conservatives' economic policies, and the public's apparent inability to see Miliband as Prime Minister.

Miliband resigned shortly after losing, triggering another leadership election. Initially pretty much no one cared, but the elevation of dark horse candidate Jeremy Corbyn from an outsider to front runner to actual ''winner'' galvanised supporters and the public throughout the contest, with him being seen by many as the only alternative to a "Tory-lite" leader. Corbyn, a veteran socialist from the left wing of Labour, developed enormous popularity among the party's rank and file membership. However, most Labour [=MPs=] were less enthusiastic about his leadership, with many fearing his more left-wing views would doom the party in a general election. In summer 2016, conflict between Corbyn and the Parliamentary Party culminated in yet another leadership challenge less than a year into his premiership. Corbyn's loyal support among membership won that election by an even greater margin, and, for better for worse, Labour has cemented his position as leader.

With press coverage of the Labour Party being rather stacked against them since Corbyn's ascension (many British newspapers [and their owners] having much more incentive to support the Conservatives' more right-wing views), many had written off Labour as being doomed to fall even to third-party status in the next election. However, in the snap election of 2017, Labour managed to climb all the way back from a 20 point lag in the polls to a 1 point lag in two months, leaving the Conservatives without an overall majority in the Commons and making net gains of 30 seats. While obviously not being an outright victory, the sheer unexpected dark-horse nature of this result, not to mention the implication that Jeremy Corbyn might *actually* be able to win after all, has confounded both pollsters and more right-wing Labour [=MPs=] alike.\\

The anthem of the Labour Party is "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDIuApfVxBg The Red Flag]]", by Jim Connell, to the tune of "O Tannenbaum":[[note]]The left-wing English singer/songwriter Music/BillyBragg notes that Jim Connell meant "The Red Flag" to be sung to a much less dreary tune, "The White Cockade". Bragg's EP of political songs ''The Internationale'' features a version of the song with the original tune.[[/note]]
-->''Then raise the scarlet standard high,''
-->''Within its shade we'll live and die,''
-->''Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,''
-->''We'll keep the red flag flying here.''

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[[folder: The Liberal Democrats]]

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'''[--(12 [=MPs=], 102 Lords, 1 [=MEP=], 5 [=MSPs=], 1 Wales [=AM=], 1 London [=AM=], 2 elected Mayors, 1,808 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Vince Cable (MP, Twickenham). ]]
[[labelnote:Regional leaders]]\\
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[[folder: Current Leader (Scotland): Willie Rennie (MSP, North East Fife).\\
Current Leader (Wales): Kirsty Williams (AM, Brecon and Radnorshire).\\
Current Leader (England): Liz Leffman (Local Councillor, West Oxfordshire). ]]
[[note]]The Liberal Democrats use a federal party structure. The "English Liberal Democrats" currently don't do an awful lot beyond campaigning and local government, as their policy functions are nominally delegated to the overall UK party at the moment, but they exist primarily in case the UK ever considers federalisation and England gains its own devolved autonomy. A bureaucratic example of DevelopersForesight.[[/note]]\\
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[[folder: Current Leader (House of Lords): Lord Wallace of Tankerness. ]]
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Traditionally a centrist, liberal (in the European sense) party, they were widely (mis)perceived as being slightly to the left of post-Blair Labour, and are sometimes treated as simply [[HilariousInHindsight a "trendier" version of Labour]]. Formed from the merger of the old Liberal Party (itself a descendent of the original Whig party), which saw its vote collapse after the rise of the Labour Party, and the Social Democratic Party, which was formed of former Labour [=MPs=] (and one Conservative) who'd become disenchanted with their parties' policy shifts. Notable for having a very favourable educational policy and for getting rid of their alcoholic leader in 2006, then the one after him within two years.

They are traditionally very popular in Scotland, Cornwall, and Devon, and anywhere with a sizeable student population; for example, Leeds North West, where 25% of the electorate are students, used to have one of the most comfortable Lib Dem majorities in the country. Their party colour is gold, and their icon is the dove. The slang adjective is "Lib Dem". Suffer a lot from being the [[TakeAThirdOption Third Option]]; when they were treated equally to the main two parties during the 2010 election campaign, they even registered first place on the polls. The fact that these polls ''still'' translated to third party status -- due to their relatively even support nationwide[[note]]In fact, they were in second place more times than either main party.[[/note]] -- explains why one of their key party policies is the introduction of proportional representation through the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_transferable_vote single transferable vote]].

Since the Liberals' fall from popularity back in the 20s, their realistic aims have been to be {{kingmaker}}s in a hung parliament, which they did in the 2010 election, deciding to ally with the Tories after talks with Labour failed. [[note]]This was, given the parliamentary mathematics, the best move: the alternatives were a centre-left alliance, which would've been too prone to nationalist interests, or a Conservative minority government, which might have quickly collapsed too.[[/note]] They have now suffered from that decision, having gone from 56 [=MPs=] down to 12 as of 2017. Some of this was because people thought they had betrayed their voters by a) getting into a coalition with the Tories (see what we mean about the Tories' hatedom?)[[note]] The backlash was so intense because there are a ''lot'' of constituencies where the voters either outright hate or deeply mistrust the Conservative party but Labour commands insufficient support to win the seat. Many voters voted Liberal Democrat because it at least it kept the Tories out, so when the Lib Dems jumped into coalition with the Tories, voters felt personally betrayed by the Lib Dems' decision to essentially let the Conservatives get into power by the back door with their help.[[/note]] and b) splitting in half to vote to raise tuition fees despite promising not to[[note]]For older readers, this is a spectacular case of the FleetingDemographicRule: not only had Labour broken election promises not to raise fees back in 1998 and 2004 (and indeed they introduced them to begin with), they didn't have the excuse of coalition politics for doing so, and they were also planning to raise tuition fees ''again'' until around 8:40pm, 11 May 2010. The Tories had similar plans too, and have indeed followed through with yet *another* rise in 2017[[/note]]. The rest was because many of their [=MPs=] depended on tactical voting to keep Labour/the Tories out in their seat, and the coalition meant this broke down on both sides.

They have currently been superseded by the Scottish National Party as the third-largest party in Westminster (though maintaining a much larger presence than the SNP at local government level), bringing the traditional idea of the "Big Three" parties into serious contention, something ironically lampshaded every now and then by former leader Tim Farron. They managed to make a small recovery in the 2017 election, increasing their tally from 8 to 12 [=MPs=][[note]]They won eight seats (seven of which were lost in 2015), but lost five, leaving the party in an odd position where its representation in the current parliament looks very different to the previous one)[[/note]], but time will tell as to whether they will be able to recover to the tens of [=MPs=] they used to return at each election. Farron resigned after the 2017 election, being replaced by party veteran Vince Cable, who returned to parliament in that election and had previously been interim leader a decade prior.

The Liberal Democrats' party anthem, "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fzk_Sc4bBY The Land]]", is of unknown authorship, but is widely considered the most rousing (former Labour leader Michael Foot thought it was better than "The Red Flag"), especially seeing as it's sung to the tune of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjxqZWWmgc Marching Through Georgia]]":
-->''The land, the land,''
-->'''Twas god who made the land.''
-->''The land, the land,''
-->''The ground on which we stand.''
-->''Why should we be beggars,''
-->''With the ballot in our hand?''
-->''God gave the land to the people!''

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[[folder: The Regional Parties]]

!!!! In Scotland
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* The '''Scottish National Party''' (''Pàrtaidh Nàiseanta na h-Alba'' in Gaelic/''Scottis Naitional Pairtie'' in Scots)\\
'''[--(35 [=MPs=], 2 [=MEPs=], 63 [=MSPs=], 429 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Nicola Sturgeon (First Minister of Scotland and MSP, Glasgow Southside). ]]
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AKA the SNP. The party's raison d'être is Scottish independence. Formed in 1934 after the amalgamation of the National Party with the Scottish Party. Eight years after the re-congregation of the Scottish Parliament, the SNP emerged as the largest party and formed a minority administration with confidence-and-supply support from the Green Party (and later the Conservatives). In 2011, it won an overall majority, something considered extremely unlikely under the Scottish Parliament's electoral system. The SNP-formed Scottish Government held a referendum on independence on 18 September 2014, with Scotland choosing to remain in the United Kingdom. In the 2016 Holyrood elections, they retained dominance as Scotland's largest party, but lost their overall majority. The Conservatives leapfrogged Labour to become the second party of Scotland, reclaiming seats that had converted to Tony Blair's New Labour, and leaving the historic positions of SNP and Labour now thoroughly flipped.\\
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Despite the similarity of their names, they couldn't be more different to the BNP (whose founding it predates): the SNP are noted for being positive towards immigration, and are in favour of Scotland's membership of the EU (or the European Economic Area, depending on how they feel that day). The SNP officially supports the monarchy[[note]]though it has a sizeable republican faction opposed to it[[/note]] and has policies that mostly resemble modern-day social-democratic parties found in mainland Europe. As a point of principle, the party does not appoint any members to the House of Lords, and officially backs its abolition and replacement with an elected chamber. They are also strongly opposed to the UK's Trident nuclear weapons system, which is based in Scotland, and have worked alongside other anti-nuclear weapons parties and the Scottish CND in calling for it to be scrapped.\\
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Years of growing public disaffection with the two main parties, catalysed by the 2014 referendum in which Labour and the Conservatives worked together closely in Better Together[[note]]the official campaigning body in favour of a No vote to independence[[/note]], meant that in the 2015 UK general election the SNP scored a massive landslide, winning 56 of the 59 Scottish seats and essentially wiping out Labour's power in Scotland. With the collapse of the Liberal Democrat party, they are now the third largest party in the house; a drastic shift in the power balance, and almost unheard-of for a party that only contests elections in one part of the UK.\\
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Following the UK's referendum on membership of the EU (the 'Brexit' referendum) - in which the UK as a whole narrowly voted 52-48 in favour of leaving the EU, but where Scotland voted 62-38 in favour of staying - the SNP released a three-tiered plan in response, calling for: A) a "soft" Brexit that would retain Single Market membership[[note]]now ruled out by the UK Government, although in light of the 2017 election result this may change[[/note]]; B) a tailored Brexit deal taking Scotland's specific circumstances - and vote - into account[[note]]not yet explicitly ruled out, but considered highly unlikely given Prime Minister Theresa May's insistence on a Brexit deal "for the whole UK"[[/note]]; or C) if both of those options fail, a second referendum on Scottish independence (shunted firmly out of certainty following the SNP's 2017 losses)[[note]]Their reasoning on this is that EU membership was considered a major issue in the 2014 referendum, with the No campaign claiming that independence would place it at risk, and only by staying in the UK could Scotland's membership of the EU be ensured[[/note]].\\
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The manifesto on which the SNP were elected in the 2016 elections explicitly said that there should be the opportunity to hold a second independence referendum if there was a "material change" in circumstances since the last one, with 'Leaving the EU against Scotland's will' being cited as the prime example. Therefore, the SNP argue that they have an democratic mandate to call a second referendum, and they have been supported in this by the Scottish Green Party, meaning that there is a majority in the Scottish Parliament for it should a vote occur, although national polling does not currently indicate much support among the population for another referendum.\\
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In the 2017 election, the SNP found their support slashed - although they managed to win a majority of the seats in Scotland, they only managed to poll about 40% of the vote, with the remaining 60% split among parties who explicitly vowed to oppose another independence referendum.[[note]]Virtually all of the seats they did hold turned into marginals, despite previously having SNP majorities in excess of 10,000 - North East Fife was held by just ''two'' votes.[[/note]] In addition, their two most notable [=MPs=], former First Minister Alex Salmond, and Westminster group leader Angus Robertson, found themselves losing their seats to Conservative candidates. This has resulted in some loss to their momentum, and it remains to be seen how this will affect their demands for a second independence referendum in the future.\\
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The anthem of the Scottish National Party is "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5kE3of1Lzo Scots Wha Hae]]", by Robert Burns, to the traditional Scottish tune "Hey Tuttie Tatie":
-->''Wha, for Scotland's king and law,''
-->''Freedom's sword will strongly draw,''
-->''Freeman stand, or Freeman fa,''
-->''Let him on wi me.''

* The '''Scottish Socialist Party''' (SSP)\\
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Very left-wing Scottish party. Campaigned for independence with the SNP, and at one point had 6 [=MSPs=] in the Scottish Parliament. Currently has no representation at any level. The SSP took part in an electoral coalition for the 2016 elections called RISE - Scotland's Left Alliance[[note]]"RISE" being an acronym for Respect, Independence, Socialism, and Environmentalism[[/note]] which gained little traction, accruing only 0.5% of the vote and no seats in Holyrood.

!!!! In Wales
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* '''Plaid Cymru'''\\
'''[--(4 [=MPs=], 1 [=MEP=], 11 Wales [=AMs=], 202 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Leanne Wood (AM, Rhondda) ]]
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"The Party of Wales" in English, a Welsh nationalist and [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen republican]] party who campaign for full Welsh independence and an expansion of the Welsh language, among other things. Like the SNP, they're a centre-left party, but not so keen on independence as a short-term aim. Although the Welsh are fiercely independent in ''cultural'' matters, ''political'' independence is not as popular, seeing as England and Wales have been joined at the hip since the thirteenth century. They only field candidates in Wales, unsurprisingly. Since the formation of the National Assembly for Wales, Welsh Labour has governed in all five electoral terms. However, it has never had a strong majority, either only just reaching the majority (30 seats) or being the largest party in a minority or coalition government. As a result, Welsh Labour have relied heavily on Plaid Cymru for most of the Assembly's existence for either formal coalition partnership or less formal "agreements" to get policies through the Senedd. For those not versed in the Welsh language, the party's name is pronounced "Plide Cumree" and the seat of power is pronounced "SEN-eth"[[note]]the 'dd' is pronounced like the 'th' in 'then'[[/note]]. And you thought that ''English'' spelling was weird.

!!!! In England
* '''Mebyon Kernow''' (''Sons of Cornwall'')\\
'''[--(4 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Dick Cole (Local Councillor, Cornwall). ]]
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Left-of-centre party agitating for Cornish autonomy, in the style of Celtic region devolution. Nothing more than a handful of members of Cornwall County Council. Regarded by non-Cornish people as not much more than a joke.[[note]]Although Cornwall isn't exactly a political heavyweight, it does have a distinct cultural identity. The Cornish language, which is distantly related to Welsh and Breton, is one of the very few languages to have died out ''and been revived''; at the beginning of the 20th century nobody spoke it at all, but by 2008 there were an estimated 2000 people who speak it fluently. In 2009, UNESCO changed the status of the language from "Extinct" to "Critically endangered".[[/note]]

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* '''English Democrats'''\\
'''[--(1 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Robin Tillbrook. ]]
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English nationalist party in the vein of the SNP and Plaid Cymru. Generally close in ideology to the Conservatives, with most of their elected party members former Tories, but with support for an devolved legislature and an elected Lords. No representation beyond a single councillor.


!!!!In Northern Ireland
With the exception of the Conservatives and UKIP (neither of whom win any seats anyway), the main UK parties do not contest seats in Northern Ireland, and do not stand for elections to the Northern Irish Assembly[[note]]And in many cases, actually can't because they're not registered to do so anyway, and the UK-wide party doesn't want to try it, resulting in the curious situation in the 2016 Assembly election of Labour [=wannabe-MLAs=] standing under the banner of the "NI Labour Representation Committee". It didn't work.[[/note]]. Instead, a series of regional parties holds sway here.

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* '''Democratic Unionist Party''' (DUP)\\
'''[--(10 [=MPs=], 3 Lords, 1 MEP, 28 [=MLAs=], 125 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Arlene Foster (MLA, Fermanagh and South Tyrone) ]]
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Presently the largest party in UsefulNotes/NorthernIreland to favour the continued union with Britain, and the biggest NI party as a whole. While their economic policies are broadly centre-left due to the influence of the party's working class support, they're strongly right-wing virtually everywhere else, mostly as a result of the leadership of Reverend Ian Paisley, the founder of the fundamentalist Free Presbyterian Church. Have also had some sketchy relationships in the past with loyalist paramilitaries.\\
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Although they're most famous for being *stringently* reactionary, the party has tried to mellow out a bit since Paisley (and then his successor, Peter Robinson) became First Minister of Northern Ireland in 2005. They are strongly against same-sex marriage, strictly not in favour of extending the UK's abortion rights to Northern Ireland, want creationism taught in science classes, and are ambivalent about the existence of climate change and dinosaurs. Got into a bit of trouble for using cross-community procedural measures (designed to stop unionists or nationalists disenfranchising the other) to block the legalisation of same-sex marriage in Northern Ireland, and their stringent opposition to allowing abortion in Northern Ireland, among other similar matters.\\
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Also responsible for developing a rather questionable renewable heating scheme in Northern Ireland. The scheme was set up in such a cocked-up way that businesses paying in to it managed to get more money out just for heating empty buildings. There have also been allegations that family members and associates of DUP members were set to benefit from this scheme, and were potentially even complicit in its development. This is set to cost the Northern Ireland budget hundreds of millions of pounds over two decades, and the DUP's unwillingness to admit any responsibility or wrongdoing, or even show the slightest bit of humility, led to Sinn Fein collapsing the coalition government in Stormont in early 2017. Despite a snap Assembly election and ongoing negotiations, it still has not been restored.\\
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Found themselves in the role of kingmaker following the 2017 election, as the support of their 10 [=MPs=] gave the Conservatives enough votes to pass legislation as a minority government. Given the unwillingness of *any* other party in the Commons to prop up the Conservatives, this was their only option. How this will influence the UK government's impartiality in negotiations over Northern Ireland, however, remains to be seen.

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* '''Sinn Féin''' (SF; pronounced "shin fane", Irish for "we ourselves")\\
'''[--(7 [=MPs=], 1 MEP, 27 [=MLAs=], 105 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Gerry Adams (TD, Louth)[[note ]]
A legislator in the Republic of Ireland. See UsefulNotes/IrishPoliticalSystem[[/note]].]]\\
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[[folder: Current Leader (Northern Ireland): Michelle O'Neill (MLA, Mid Ulster). ]]
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The second largest party in Northern Ireland and the main nationalist (favouring Irish unification) party in the NI Assembly. While they've been elected to the House of Commons, they don't actually take their seats as they see NI's membership of the UK as illegitimate.[[note]]Also, if they did take their seats, they'd have to swear an oath of loyalty to the Crown.[[/note]] The cheeky buggers still [[http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/sinn-fein-under-fire-over-westminster-expense-claims-16175256.html claim the Crown's expenses, however]]. During UsefulNotes/TheTroubles, they were (rightly) perceived as the political wing of the Provisional IRA -- when the then-leader Martin [=McGuinness=] said in negotiations, "We'll have to consult the [IRA] army council on this", the then-Foreign Minister (later Taoiseach) of Ireland, Brian Cowen, replied, "Yeah, well, there's a mirror in the toilet if you want to go in there and talk to them" -- but like the DUP they've generally managed to distance themselves from their more radical past.\\
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One of the few heartwarming episodes in Northern Irish history was the solid partnership and genuine friendship that developed between Paisley and [=McGuinness=], during their term as (respectively) First Minister and Deputy First Minister, before Paisley's death in 2014. They were so frequently photographed laughing together that they got nicknamed the "Chuckle Brothers". Imagine a hardline, right-wing Israeli MP developing a friendly working partnership with a leader of Hamas, and you'll get a sense of how unlikely this was.

* '''Social Democratic and Labour Party''' (SDLP; Irish language: ''Páirtí Sóisialta Daonlathach an Lucht Oibre'')\\
'''[--(12 [=MLAs=], 87 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Colum Eastwood (MLA, Foyle). ]]
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Moderate NI nationalist party, formed from the dying remnants of the old Nationalist Party in the original devolved Northern Ireland Parliament. Originally the majority nationalist party in the later Northern Ireland Assembly, before Sinn Féin took over this role in the mid-2000s. Historically linked to both the British and Irish Labour Parties, its members (when it has any) take the Labour whip in Westminster. Former party leader John Hume received a Nobel Peace Prize (along with [=then-UUP=] leader David Trimble) for his key role in helping negotiate the Good Friday Agreement in 1998. Lost all three of its Westminster seats to Sinn Fein in the 2017 election.

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* '''Ulster Unionist Party''' (UUP)\\
'''[--(2 Lords, 1 MEP, 10 [=MLAs=], 99 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Robin Swann (MLA, North Antrim). ]]
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Moderate NI unionist party, they were the majority in the original devolved Northern Ireland Parliament for all 51 years of the its existence (1921–72), with policies broadly similar to the Conservative Party in the mainland UK. Used to be the standard 'majority unionist' party in the later Northern Ireland Assembly from 1998, until supplanted in that role by the DUP in the mid-2000s. Have been physically linked to the Conservative Party at various points in their history, but have wavered between emphasising and distancing that link depending on the national politics of the time. Former party leader David Trimble received a Nobel Peace Prize (along with [=then-SDLP=] leader John Hume) for his key role in helping negotiate the Good Friday Agreement in 1998. Lost their only two Westminster seats to the [=DUP=] in the 2017 election.

* '''Alliance Party''' (APNI)\\
'''[--(8 [=MLAs=], 44 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Naomi Long (MLA, Belfast East). ]]
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A non-sectarian party, specifically set up to provide a compromise between the traditional camps of unionism and nationalism. Historically linked to the Liberal Democrats, and when in Westminster takes their whip on any non-Northern Ireland issues.

* '''People Before Profit Alliance''' (PBPA)\\
'''[--(1 [=MLA=], 1 local.)--]'''\\
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A non-sectarian socialist party. Also contests elections in the Republic of Ireland with the Anti-Austerity Alliance.

* '''Traditional Unionist Voice''' (TUV)\\
'''[--(1 [=MLA=], 6 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Jim Allister (MLA, North Antrim). ]]
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[[UpToEleven Even more right-wing]] unionist party than the DUP. Supports *very* socially-conservative policies, and repeatedly advocates for the ceasing of the Irish language (used occasionally by Sinn Féin [=MLAs=]) in the Northern Ireland Assembly, and removal of the Northern Irish Assembly itself in favour of direct rule from Westminster. In 2015 a TUV local councillor in Larne opposed the erecting of a plaque in memory of eight women convicted of witchcraft in the 18th century, on the grounds, he said, that the women ''might really have been actual witches''.

* '''Progressive Unionist Party''' (PUP)\\
'''[--(4 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Billy Hutchinson. ]]
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Left-wing NI unionist party, with "close ties" (in the vein of Sinn Féin) to loyalist (not in the vein of Sinn Féin) paramilitaries. Occasionally gains representation in the Assembly. Currently the only left-wing unionist party contesting elections in Northern Ireland.\\

!!! The minor national parties
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* The '''Green Party'''\\
'''[--(1 [=MP=], 1 Lord, 3 [=MEPs=], 6 [=MSPs=], 2 [=MLAs=], 2 London [=AMs=], 190 local[[note]]Summing the local council tallies of the three separate UK Green Parties[[/note]].)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Co-Leaders (England and Wales): Caroline Lucas (MP, Brighton Pavilion) and Jonathan Bartley.\\
Current Co-Conveners (Scotland): Patrick Harvie (MSP, Glasgow) and Maggie Chapman.\\
Current Leader (Northern Ireland): Steven Agnew (MLA, North Down). ]]
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Technically three separate parties - one in England and Wales, one in Scotland, and one in Northern Ireland - but with broadly similar policies throughout, and usually considered nationally as one party in the media. Originally an environmental single-issue movement, they have attempted to branch out into other areas of policy in which they tend to take a standard British-left-wing viewpoint. The Scottish Greens in particular, due to being the joint-fourth largest party in the Scottish Parliament, tend to develop a very fleshed-out policy programme.\\
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The Greens used to differ from other left-wing parties with regard to science, where they embraced many "alternative" (and scientifically rubbished) ideas such as homeopathy, partially as a result of their manifesto being completely democratic, even to people not versed in either science or politics. Nowadays, their only "anti-science" policies are opposition to nuclear power and scepticism of GM crops - though many of their members still favour "alternative" medicines. Their position on Europe is to take a reformist Eurosceptic view - they would prefer to stay in the EU, but want to see it massively reformed. The Scottish Greens are pro-independence (and have the backing of Music/FranzFerdinand), while the Northern Irish Greens purposely do not take any position on UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion. The English and Welsh Greens won the first Green seat at Westminster in 2010, its leader Caroline Lucas beating Labour's Nancy Platts to win the seat of Brighton Pavilion in East Sussex. They held the seat in both 2015 and 2017, winning only one seat despite getting well over one million votes nationally. The Greens' colour, [[SarcasmMode surprisingly]], is green, and the English and Wales party's icon is a sunflower. The Scottish, English and Welsh, and Irish branches of the Greens use their own variations on the theme.

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* The '''UK Independence Party''' (UKIP)\\
'''[--(3 Lords, 20 [=MEPs=], 5 Wales [=AMs=], 2 London [=AMs=], 259 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Acting Leader: Steve Crowther (no current seat). ]]
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A party which has attained victories primarily in Britain's elections for members of the European Parliament, but ironically want to change that situation by pulling the UK out of the EU altogether. Although founded as a "wide-spectrum" single-issue party united by opposition to British membership of the European Union, they have since emerged as a populist, nationalist, anti-immigration grouping of disgruntled Thatcherite Conservatives disillusioned with their "home" party, and their general outlook is very similar to that of the right "[[PrivateEye Sir Bufton Tufton]]" wing of the Conservative Party that was dominant in the '80s but unofficially marginalised post 2005. In recent years however they have made a play for disgruntled Lib-Dem and Labour voters, and in the 2015 elections arguably emerged as the main opposition party in traditionally Labour areas, picking a large number of second places in Labour safe seats. The party's first European parliamentarians had a tendency to make embarrassing jingoistic far-right gaffes, although a succession of leaders later made effective efforts to improve the party's image. Their party colour is purple, and their icon is a pound symbol (£) -- representing their opposition to the Euro -- with the party initials "UKIP" forming the bar across the middle. They have three members in the House of Lords, all defectors from the Conservatives, and used to have a Northern Ireland Assembly Member, who joined UKIP after his suspension from the Ulster Unionist Party. Following the defection of Douglas Carswell in 2014 and his subsequent win for their party in the Clacton by-election, they gained their first MP; Mark Reckless defected shortly afterwards, won his seat in the by-election, but lost it in the subsequent general election). The party was the third largest in vote share in the 2015 general election (with the best part of four million votes), but won only one seat, Douglas Carswell's. In the 2016 devolved elections, they won 7 seats in the Welsh Assembly, mostly from the regional vote which is based on proportional representation. The majority of their votes come from disgruntled Conservative, Labour and Lib-Dem voters in regions that combine high levels of poverty, unemployment and immigration. Several of these new UKIP [=AMs=] are former Tories, including the aforementioned Mark Reckless, though one AM has since resigned the whip due to an argument over who gets to be in charge, and indeed Mr Reckless has now switched ''back'' to the Conservatives again.\\
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With the UK voting in a 2016 referendum to leave the European Union, thereby removing the party's entire reason for existence, they are now in the process of [[AndThenWhat wondering what on Earth to do now]]. Following the referendum the party had a disastrous few months in which long-standing leader Nigel Farage retired, only for his favoured successor to be unable to stand to replace him due to not filing the correct paperwork in time (and subsequently resigning from the party following a physical altercation with another MEP). Farage's eventual successor Diane James resigned from the leadership after just a few weeks, leaving Farage back in charge until ''another'' leadership election installed Paul Nuttall as leader. While Nuttall's appointment was widely praised by the press and claimed by some to be what the party needed to finally displace Labour, his attempt at getting into parliament via a by-election in February 2017 ended in failure after a campaign where he was accused of lying about being a survivor of the Hillsborough disaster and committing electoral fraud, putting the party back to square one.\\
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After numerous reports of party in-fighting; their only MP, Douglas Carswell, eventually decided in 2017 that he'd had enough, and left the party to sit as an independent. This means UKIP now no longer has any representation in Westminster. Worse was to follow at the 2017 local elections, in which ''every single UKIP councillor'' standing for re-election was defeated, and the party only managed to gain a single council seat from the other parties. In the general election of June 2017, UKIP found their vote utterly collapsing nationwide, with UKIP voters returning back to both the Conservatives and Labour in relatively even numbers. As such, they now have no Westminster representation, and are again on the hunt for a new leader following Paul Nuttall's resignation the day after the election (he failed to win in Boston and Skegness, a constituency estimated to have the highest Leave vote of the entire country).

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* The '''British National Party''' (BNP, colloquially known as the [[ANaziByAnyOtherName British Nazi Party]])\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Adam Walker. ]]
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Proof that the [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII Second World War]] didn't really teach some British people anything, they are an ultra-populist far-right (so far-right [[CriticalResearchFailure they believe the Conservatives to be Marxist]]) party and believe in withdrawal from the European Union, isolationism, strongly authoritarian anti-crime measures, "better rights" for "native" (i.e. white) Britons, and "voluntary repatriation" of what they regard as "non-native" Britons (i.e. deporting anyone who isn't white).[[note]]Nick Griffin indeed said that black Britons and Asian Britons "do not exist".[[/note]] They are usually elected in areas with high levels of racial tension. They are derided by other far-right groups such as the National Front for trying to make themselves appear respectable. They have recently been playing up their anti-immigration policies in order to gain popular support, but remain very niche and have no [=MPs=], although they had several councillors and had a few [=MEPs=] in the European Parliament from 2009 to 2014. Their colours are red white and blue, and the party's logo is a heart with a Union Jack pattern beneath.\\
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The appellation "far-right", by the way, applies strictly to their social, foreign, and law and order policies; their economic policy is somewhat standard and, as long as you're white, you'd probably get the same financial assistance from the state as you would under Labour. One of the only political parties to be banned from most university campuses, due to their far-right policies. They are almost universally hated and are considered AcceptableTargets, as demonstrated when their leader Nick Griffin went on Question Time. For everyone except him, [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensued]].
** Mostly appears in FictionalCounterpart form.
** Recently had its membership list leaked by a disgruntled party worker, and, rather hilariously, declared its intention to use the Human Rights Act, which incorporates the 1950 European Convention on Human Rights into UK law and that ''[[HypocriticalHumour it actively campaigned to have repealed]]'', against the leaker. Sandi Toksvig on ''The News Quiz'': "Sometimes you don't have to write jokes." The worker was ultimately fined, but only a pittance, due to the BNP's aggressive case.
** Their campaign literature has a tendency to be poorly researched; for instance, one campaign leaflet showed pictures of ordinary Britons and images from UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo such as a Spitfire. However, it turned out that most of the "ordinary Britons" were stock photographs of non-British models, and the Spitfire belonged to 303 (Polish) Squadron — a delicious irony given that one of the BNP's particular bugbears is immigration from Poland and other Eastern European countries. Likewise, as any far-right nationalist party would, they have a love of using England's patron saint, St George: a Palestinian who would've almost certainly have been told to go home under their policies.
** Since the threat of racial discrimination lawsuits looked to financially cripple the party, they are now required to allow the entry of people of ethnic minorities -- and have, in fact, [[TokenMinority one non-white member]][[note]]A South Asian Sikh named [[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/bnp-signs-its-first-nonwhite-member-1824108.html Rajinder Singh]] who joined the BNP due to its anti-Muslim policies.[[/note]], as of 2010.
** During the 2015 election, it put up 8 candidates and got less than two thousand votes nationwide. In January 2016, the Electoral Commission deregistered the British National Party after it had failed to pay its annual registration fee of £25. The party was subsequently reregistered, and it still exists, but it has no representation on any level and only contested 10 seats at the 2017 election.

* The '''National Front'''\\
The main ultra-nationalist party in the 70s and 80s and a predecessor of the BNP, it still fields a handful of candidates, although most of its members have moved to the BNP. The main difference between the NF and the BNP is that the BNP at least pretends not to be racist. In a lot of more politically aware fiction set in the Thatcher years (''Film/ThisIsEngland'' for example), the NF (or a FictionalCounterpart) often loom on the horizon.

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* '''RESPECT: The Unity Coalition'''\\
A hodgepodge of anti-Iraq War socialists and ultraconservative Muslims. Notable for electing famous cat imitator and useful idiot George Galloway in 2005 after he moved from a Labour safe seat in Glasgow to the ''very'' Muslim Bethnal Green and Bow following his expulsion from the Labour Party for saying it'd be a "good idea" if Tony Blair was assassinated. Galloway moved a little south to Poplar to contest the 2010 election and crashed and burned, leaving RESPECT with a handful of council seats in Birmingham and London. However, in April 2012, Galloway was elected MP for Bradford West in a by-election. He lost the seat at the subsequent general election. The party ceased to exist in August 2016.

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* There are also several communist and socialist parties, mainly notable for their sheer number; most famously the '''Socialist Worker's Party''', but also including '''[[WeAreStrugglingTogether the Communist Party of Great Britain, the Communist Party of Britain, the Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist), and the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist)]]'''. Totally insignificant from a practical point of view, having membership in the hundreds rather than thousands. Came in for a ''lot'' of ribbing in ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'', where the Judean separatist movements and their in-fighting[[note]]the Judean People's Front, the Judean Popular People's Front, the People's Front for Judea, and the Judean Popular People's Front]] (the last is an old man, and the rest are all splitters)[[/note]] were a parody of this. The CPGB actually won two seats back in 1945 before news of [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Stalin's]] purges made communism unpopular, and they lost them both at the 1950 election and proceeded to collapse into irrelevance thanks to their following the Moscow party line (their support for the 1956 invasion of Hungary revolted leftists and earned them the pejorative nickname "tankies") and eventually disbanded in 1991. Since 2010, many of these far-left groups have stood for election under the banner of TUSC (the Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition). This is more a flag of convenience than a genuine party, though.\\
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Notably, these parties had -- and to a degree still have -- an ''incredibly'' high turnover rate of activists and members, especially the Moscow-backed CPGB. There are two reasons for this: first, they attracted young, intelligent, rebellious, free-thinking radicals ... who were then expected to become rigidly-obedient drones the moment they had their membership cards. Second, the CPGB's rank-and-file who did stay were told that the allegations of the party being reliant on "Moscow gold" from the KGB to survive was a filthy smear spread to discredit the British left ... until they became senior enough to learn that it was completely true.

!!! Not really parties, but listed for completion:
* '''Independents'''\\
'''[--(1 [=MPs=][[note]]Sylvia Hermon (North Down)[[/note]], 1 [=MEP=][[note]]Janice Atkinson (Southeast England)[[/note]], 30 Lords [[note]]"Non-Affiliated" Lords - a distinct entity from Crossbenchers (see below)[[/note]], 2 Wales [=AMs=][[note]]Nathan Gill (North Wales), Dafydd Ellis-Thomas (Dwyfor Meirionnydd) [[/note]], 1 [=MLA=][[note]]Claire Sugden (East Londonderry)[[/note]], 2 Mayors [[note]]Mike Starkey (Copeland), Kate Allsop (Mansfield)[[/note]], 1,674 local--]'''\\
A small part of political process, mostly being in the legislatures from elected for local issues (such as Dr. Richard Taylor, who was elected an MP in 2001 and 2005 to save his local hospital), from leaving their own party in protest to some issue (such as Sylvia Hermon, who was an ex-UUP member; and Douglas Carswell, who was an ex-Conservative and ex-UKIP member), or being kicked out of their own party for misbehaviour (Michelle Thomson and Natalie [=McGarry=] had to withdraw from the SNP whip, and Simon Danczuk had to withdraw from the Labour whip, all three due to being the subject of police investigations; all three were still independents at the time of the 2017 election and were barred by their former parties from standing again). Genuine independents are rare in British politics (Sylvia Hermon having been the only "true" independent MP since 2010), and most of them are far more likely to be people who originally represented a party before having the whip removed.

* '''Crossbenchers'''\\
'''[--(Currently 175.)--]'''\\
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[[note]]As independents, they obviously don't have any kind of collective position, and so don't have a "leader" or anything like that, but they do need someone to handle the administrative side of things.[[/note]][[/folder]]

[[folder: Lord Hope of Craighead. ]]
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The most common Lords version of independents[[note]]Some instead choose to refuse affiliation all together, or renounce it while holding special offices, and are classed as "non-affiliated" instead (see above)[[/note]], and account for about 20% of the members of the upper house. Generally, they are composed of experts in certain fields (for example, back in the eighties, the Lords brought in several veterinarians to help with the animal welfare debate) and people given a peerage as a form of [[UsefulNotes/KnightFever honour]] because they'd run out of knighthoods to give them/the things they'd done warranted more than a knighthood (e.g. the architect Norman Foster, Baron Foster of Thames Bank), and have no official affiliation. Sit on the "crossbenches" in the Lords (between Government and Opposition, directly across from the Woolsack and Throne), unsurprisingly.
* '''Lords Spiritual'''\\
'''[--(set by statute as the 26 most senior bishops in the Church of England)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Convenor: ]]
[[note]]Like the Crossbenchers, the Archbishop of Canterbury (seniormost bishop in the Church of England) appoints a convenor to handle administrative matters.[[/note]][[/folder]]

[[folder: David Urquhart, Bishop of Birmingham. ]]
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This curious inclusion in the House of Lords is due to Anglicanism being the "established church" of England (i.e. it is partially funded by the Treasury and the Government has some input in the selection of bishops). Generally don't vote on anything but ecclesiastical matters, but modern secularism and their hand in immensely watering down a Government bill in 2010 are gradually making this arrangement... unpopular.

!!! And last, but certainly not least...
[[quoteright:200:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/monster_raving_loony_party.png]]
* The '''Official Monster Raving Loony Party''' (OMRLP)\\
'''[--(6 local.)--]'''\\
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[[folder: Current Leader: Alan "Howling Laud" Hope (Local Councillor, Fleet). ]]
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Joke party who exist to draw attention to political issues through satire. For a long time, the party was led by Screaming Lord Sutch, but after his suicide, their current leader, Howling Lord Hope, took over. Notable for actively trying ''not'' to get elected; their performance in the 1990 Bootle by-election, beating TheRemnant of the SDP (who had almost won Richmond a year previous) both killed off the SDP and deeply disturbed Sutch. Several apparently "Loony" policies of theirs have actually been implemented over the years, including lowering the voting age to eighteen (the party's original platform as the "Teenage Party"), the issuing of passports for pets, and all-day opening for pubs.
** While having few seats, they in fact get a surprisingly large amount of votes, considering their stance.
** When the first National Front councillor was elected, the media predictably went into crazy mode. Screaming Lord Sutch defused the situation by pointing out that, at the time, there were also three serving Loony councillors.

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[[folder: The parties and elections]]

UKIP's first major electoral success occurred in the National Assembly of Wales elections in 2016, where they gained 7 [=AMs=] from 0 as a result of disaffected Conservative, Labour and Lib-Dem voters in regions that combine high unemployment, poverty and immigration. Nationally, UKIP and the Green Party have had very little electoral success, despite levels of support that would suggest returning a handful of legislators (2015: 12.6% and 3.8% respectively); the first MP from either party to get elected to the Commons[[note]]and first Green politician to win a national FPTP constituency anywhere in the world[[/note]] was the Green Party leader Caroline Lucas in 2010. However, they have been more successful in getting members elected to the European Parliament, although UKIP, in common with a number of other minor parties in history, have had a party member defect to them. Until 2009, the BNP (2010: 1.9%) had never been elected to anything more significant than a few local council seats until electing two [=MEPs=] in 2009, though they now have none. Before anyone gets too worried about the implications, they actually received ''fewer'' votes than the previous election, but lower turnout, in part due to an ongoing political scandal affecting the main parties more than hard-line BNP supporters, meant they received a higher proportion of the total. Given that it effectively disenfranchises a great deal of the population, this, along with the Liberal Democrats' low seats-to-votes ratio, is one of the most common arguments for proportional representation. This can be seen in the 2016 Welsh elections where the regional vote, which is based on proportional representation, is how UKIP gained its 7 [=AMs=].

Political parties based in Great Britain, especially Labour, the Conservatives, and the Liberal Democrats, do not generally contest elections in Northern Ireland, although the Conservative party has contested elections and failed to make much of an impact. Instead, there is a completely separate set of political parties: Sinn Féin and the Social Democratic and Labour Party (SDLP) are nationalist parties, supporting Northern Ireland leaving the UK and becoming part of the Republic of Ireland; while the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) and Ulster Unionist Party (UUP) are unionist parties, favouring Northern Ireland continuing as part of the UK; and the Alliance Party is non-sectarian.

Sinn Féin is an abstentionist party, i.e. when its candidates win an election to the House of Commons, they refuse to take their seats as they would have to swear an oath of allegiance to the Crown. Sinn Féin also fields candidates across the border in the Republic of Ireland (where they do take their seats, but have historically done far worse; the 2011 elections did see a large improvement, however, and their candidate finished third, out of seven candidates, in the 2011 Presidential election). It is one of two political parties to actively operate in both the UK and Ireland.[[note]]The other being the People Before Profit Alliance, which contests elections in both Northern Ireland and the Republic. Fianna Fáil are registered on both sides of the border but have never fielded candidates in Northern Ireland; while the Green Party in Northern Ireland is officially a branch office of the Republic's Green Party, but is autonomous of it.[[/note]]

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[[folder: Major defunct parties ]]

* The '''Whigs''': (1678–1868) Supported aristocrats, the Hanoverian succession and Presbyterians. Opposed to absolute monarchy. The roots of the Liberal Party. The Whigs were the anti-war party during UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution, with Edmund Burke -- a prominent Whig -- making several impassioned speeches at least vaguely supportive of the American cause in Parliament. As a result, the American revolutionaries identified themselves with the Whigs and the Loyalists with the Tories. This had a few strange consequences. On one hand, when the New England wing of the Democratic-Republicans merged with the remainder of the Federalists, they decided to call themselves the Whig Party (go figure). On the other hand, the American Whigs, being anti-slavery, were responsible for naming and providing the ideology for the True Whig Party of Liberia, which, starting in 1870 (and ending only in 1971), was the ruling party in the world's first one-party state. Oops.
* The '''Radicals''' (late 18th century–1859): progressive grouping which supported parliamentary reform, Catholic Emancipation and freedom of the press. They opposed the Corn Laws (a high tariff on cereal crops designed to protect rich landowning British aristocrats from Canadian and American competition; this policy made bread and beer more expensive, to the detriment of Britain's poor).
* The '''Peelites'''' (1846-59): Members of the Conservative Party who backed Prime Minister Sir UsefulNotes/RobertPeel, they followed Peel when he left the Tories over his opposition to the Corn Laws. Supported by intellectuals and entrepreneurs, the Peelites advocated for free trade and what we would term technocracy in the Civil Service. Twenty years after the split with the Conservatives, they merged with the Whigs and Radicals, creating the Liberal Party. Noted Liberal PM UsefulNotes/WilliamGladstone was originally a Peelite.
* The '''Liberal Party''': (1859–1988) Successors to the Whigs, Radicals and Peelites. One of the two major parties in the 19th and early 20th century (along with the Conservatives). Supported Home Rule for Ireland and the expansion of the electoral franchise. Destroyed by UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion, internal fighting, the rise of the Labour Party and the First World War. Precisely what was ultimately responsible is a subject of historical debate, with one analogy being that of a man being run over by a bus while having a heart attack. The remnants much later merged with the Social Democratic Party to form the modern Liberal Democrats. Of course, this being the UK, a remnant of the remnant continues to call itself the Liberal Party and claim a continuity with the earlier party. Said remnant is only popular in a few small places, i.e. Liverpool Council, which has a handful of Liberal councillors. Famous members included William Gladstone, David Lloyd George and, before he went back to the Tories, Winston Churchill.
* The '''Irish Parliamentary Party''', also known as the Home Rule Party: (1873–1918) Another fallen giant. A moderate Irish nationalist party that was the third largest party in Westminster during their existence, and actually held the balance of power at several points. Campaigned for Home Rule, a precursor of the current devolution situation. Destroyed by the rise of Sinn Féin, the party has the rather sad honour of the worst election meltdown in British political history: they went into the 1918 general election with 76 seats and emerged with just 7. A remnant staggered on in Northern Ireland until the ''1970s'' as the '''Nationalist Party''', eventually merging with the Northern Ireland Labour Party and a few other stragglers to become the SDLP. Famous members include Charles Stewart Parnell and John Redmond.
* The '''Social Democratic Party''' (the SDP): (1981–1988) A mildly centre-left party formed in the early 1980s by members of the Labour Party who felt that the Labour Party was moving too far left to be electable. They got a few dozen Labour MP's and a lone Conservative MP to join the party. The SDP almost immediately formed a close electoral alliance with the Liberal Party. For a time this "SDP/Liberal Alliance" looked like they could win the 1983 election and forever alter the political landscape of Britain. But then UsefulNotes/TheFalklandsWar broke out, they came out with only a couple dozen [=MPs=] (despite a vote share the Lib Dems have been unable to match since) and, after limping along a few more years, merged with the Liberal Party to become the Liberal Democrats. Like the Liberals, a remnant exists that claims continuity with the old SDP, but does far worse than the Liberal remnant.

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Wiki/{{Wikipedia}} has a list of all political parties of note [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_United_Kingdom here]].

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[[folder: The House of Lords]]

The upper chamber of the Houses of Parliament. Members are one of three possible components:
* '''Life peers''' - appointed by the monarch on behalf of the government of the day. These appointments can be for political reasons (to reward a donor, a minister who lost their seat, or just to butter someone up); or for technocratic reasons (to inform debates by including expert opinions in the chamber). As you can imagine, the former tend to be distinctly more common. Can choose whether or not they take a party whip. If they do not wish to identify with a political party, they can sit as Crossbenchers or Non-Affiliated Lords (see above).
* '''Lords Spiritual''' - the twenty-seven seniormost bishops of the Church of England. This is a holdover from the Church of England technically being part of the state. Normally don't play a part in actual debates, but have been known to flout this now and then.
* '''Hereditary peers''' - members whose peerages are passed from parents to children. The chamber used to be almost entirely composed of this variety (who are traditionally from the landed gentry and upper classes), until reforms by the Blair government in the 1990s got rid of most of them in favour of appointed life peers. A set number of 92 linger on, "elected" by all hereditary peers eligible to sit in the House. Can choose to identify with or without a party whip in the same manner as life peers.

The purpose of The House of Lords is to act as a checking system for The House of Commons and to scrutinize any bills that are passed through Parliament (although they can also submit new bills, this happens only rarely). This rather divides opinion in political experts; some think that unelected members of Parliament goes against the principles of democracy and that the second House should also be elected by the public, while others believe that having two elected chambers would be a bad idea, since it would lead to the same party being dominant in both, and thus be able to force bills through with no opposition.

The Lords consist of 741 active members and have the power to veto or delay any move by the Commons, which explains why they still exist. However, there are restrictions; the Lords cannot permanently affect any bill that seeks to fulfill promises made in the Government's manifesto, nor can they affect any bill that is concerned solely with public money or taxation. The Government can also force a bill past the House of Lords via the Parliament Acts 1911 and 1949, although this is rare, being last done over fox-hunting. If you were wondering how a bill allowing the Commons to bypass the Lords was created, the Lords voted in favour of it (eventually; the Prime Minister got the King to threaten to stack the House in his favour by appointing more Lords).

The House of Lords historically featured Law Lords (formally the Lords of Appeal in Ordinary), who acted as the highest court of appeal in the UK (usually as the Appellate Committee of the House of Lords, with decisions being presented and ''pro forma'' passed as motions by the Lords as a whole). However, the Blair Government, desiring to increase the separation of the judiciary and the legislature (partly because the EU had made some noises about the arrangement being suspicious), abolished the system. The new Supreme Court of the United Kingdom was established in 2009, taking over the Appellate Committee's duties...and pretty much everything else about the Appellate Committee, as well, since the Law Lords all became Supreme Court Justices, the Law Lords who had become Justices got to keep their seats in the House (not that it mattered, since they never used them), and future Justices would be given baronial titles without seats. So essentially, nothing changed.

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[[folder: The Privy Council and Cabinet]]

The Privy Council has nothing, usually, to do with toilets. It has a lot less power than it used to (the Cabinet, a subcommittee, has most of that). It consists of former and current Cabinet members, leaders of the big three political parties, plus a few other people that get invited to the show. The main advantages of membership is that a) it's for life, b) you can call yourself "Right Honourable", c) you can sit on the steps of the throne during debates if you're a member of the House of Lords and d) you get access to top secret documents.

The Privy Council also has a Judicial Committee, consisting of the Justices of the Supreme Court and a few other judges. Its domestic jurisdiction, once wide-ranging, is now limited to a few random tribunals which for the most part almost nobody has heard of or cares about (the ecclesiastical courts? the High Court of Chivalry? ''The Disciplinary Committee of the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons''?[[note]]This jurisdiction is still alive as of 2014 in [[http://jcpc.uk/decided-cases/docs/JCPC_2013_0030_Judgment.pdf a case]] involving evidential standards for "unfit to practice" hearings![[/note]]); the main exception is that it hears cases on appeal in admiralty -- that is, the law of seagoing vessels -- from certain courts. It may also give "advice" should the Government ask for it[[note]]The last time this jurisdiction was used was in 2016 in ''[[https://www.jcpc.uk/cases/jcpc-2015-0079.html In the matter of the Baronetcy of Pringle of Stichill]]''; the Government refers to the JCPC a troublesome case on whether DNA evidence can be used to unseat three whole generations of a major Scottish clan, so that it can have a judicial determination.[[/note]]. However, it serves as the highest court of appeal for Britain's Crown Dependencies (UsefulNotes/TheChannelIslands and the Isle of Man) and Overseas Territories (numerous, most notably UsefulNotes/{{Gibraltar}} and UsefulNotes/TheFalklandIslands), certain Commonwealth Realms, certain Commonwealth Republics, and the Sultanate of Brunei. When sitting for this purpose, jurists from the country in question are appointed to the Privy Council to hear the case. This procedure has been abolished in the more developed Commonwealth Realms, although it existed more recently than you might think -- Australia abolished it so recently that one of the most famous Judicial Committee decisions, the "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overseas_Tankship_(UK)_Ltd_v_Morts_Dock_and_Engineering_Co_Ltd Wagon Mound]]" case of 1961, was actually an appeal from the Supreme Court of New South Wales.

Upon the death of the monarch, sovereign power devolves to the Privy Council until the latter officially proclaims the heir to be King or Queen; the Council, in turn, generally does so right away and in any case is required to do so as soon as the monarch takes his/her oath to protect the Church of Scotland (the only oath the monarch is required to take upon taking the throne rather than at coronation).

!!Government Departments, Agencies and The Civil Service

To actually administer the country, there are a considerable number of government bodies. The highest rank are the Government Departments (the name "Ministry" is virtually unused now), many of whom are based in Whitehall -- although, in true British fashion, stuff will be farmed out elsewhere. These departments have a tendency to chop and change with each new administration, since there is no law regulating them. However, the ones that have stood the test of time are:

* '''The Cabinet Office''': based in Downing Street, they aid the PM in his or her job. For the benefit of confused Yanks, that makes them roughly equivalent to the Executive Office of the President, i.e., the immediate staff of the leader him/herself. They have a rather cool briefing room called COBRA (Cabinet Office Briefing Room A), which ministers will meet in during a crisis.
* '''The Treasury''': By far the most important institution of British government following Parliament itself; indeed, the Prime Minister's ''official'' title, by which he/she gets most of his/her perks, is 'First Lord of the Treasury'. Featuring two Cabinet ministers - the Chancellor of the Exchequer and his deputy, the Chief Secretary to the Treasury. Sets taxation policies.
* '''The Home Office''': nothing to do with housing, this is the department that deals with the police and the security services. Was split into two in 2007, with the new Ministry of Justice getting prisons and absorbing the Department of Constitutional Affairs, after being declared "not fit for purpose". Officially the "Home Department", but no-one ever calls it this.
* '''The Foreign and Commonwealth Office''': Formerly the Foreign Office, which people often call it today, it's run by the Foreign Secretary and its job is rather obvious. (The bit about the "Commonwealth" is because Commonwealth countries - and especially Commonwealth Realms, which do, after all, have the same head of state as Britain - are not technically "foreign"; witness how Britain has an Ambassador to the U.S. but a High Commissioner to Canada and India).
* '''Ministry of Defence ([=MoD=])''': Again self-explanatory. Home is a large imposing white building in Whitehall, with statues around it, which is not particularly advertised, but rather obvious.
* '''The Northern Ireland Office, The Scotland Office, and The Wales Office''': Before the devolution settlements of the 1990s, these were the people in charge of running the local affairs of the non-English parts of the UK[[note]]Northern Ireland previously had a devolved government from 1921 to 1972, but this got into [[UsefulNotes/TheTroubles some]] [[JustForPun trouble]], with the NIO taking control from 1972 to 1998[[/note]]. Nowadays act as liaisons and lobbyists between the Westminster government and the devolved government, and have certain reserve powers to intervene if the devolved government falls apart.[[note]]As of yet, only used in Northern Ireland - to suspend the Northern Irish Parliament in 1972; suspend the Northern Irish Assembly in 2002; and to call a snap election to the Northern Irish Assembly in 2017.[[/note]]

The other departments in the Cabinet have been known to change on the whim of a Prime Minister (the last change being in 2016 when the Brexit and International Trade departments sprung up), but are currently the following:
* '''Department for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy (BEIS)''': Created in 2016 from the Department for Energy and Climate Change, and the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills. Responsible for business policy, consumer affairs, competition regulation, research, energy policy, intellectual property... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and outer space]].
* '''Department for Communities and Local Government (DCLG)''': Has to deal with the cries of local councils. Also responsible for housing, building regulations, the fire service, and making people be nice to each other. But only in England - Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales all have their own regional equivalents (see the "Devolution" section).
* '''Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport''': The department which has to try and make people excited about the British Olympics team, while convincing everyone the country's broadband infrastructure is the best ever.
* '''Department for Education ([=DfE=])''': Responsible for schools, teachers, the curriculum, and adoption. But again, only in England.
* '''Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA)''': Responsible for keeping the farmers happy. Also handles national parks, air quality, conservation... basically [[CaptainObvious anything environmental]].
* '''Department for Exiting the European Union ([=DExEU=])''': Probably the most unwanted job in the entire country at this point in time. Created in 2016, and responsible for negotiating the UK's exit from the European Union.
* '''Department for Health ([=DfH=])''': Responsible for keeping the NHS running (though in which direction is debatable depending on your views) and telling junior doctors that they don't know anything about being junior doctors. But only in England.
* '''Department for International Development ([=DfID=])''': Manages the UK's aid budget and foreign development schemes.
* '''Department for International Trade ([=DfIT=])''': The department which has to convince people that they want to stock British things in their country. Re-formed in 2016 (the department had been divided up since the 1980s) when the need for international trade deals (formerly negotiated by the EU on behalf of Britain) suddenly became a bit... more pressing.
* '''Ministry of Justice ([=MoJ=])''': For the whole UK - responsible for human rights, data protection, and the Supreme Court. In England and Wales only, gets to deal with all the prisons.
* '''Department for Transport ([=DfT=])'''[[note]]Or "[=DafT=]" to readers of PrivateEye[[/note]]: Responsible for Network Rail (but not the trains, or most of the stations, or anything in Northern Ireland), and selling the rights to run trains on UK railways to other countries' state railways, while refusing to run railways themselves.
* '''Department for Work and Pensions (DWP)''': The ones responsible for benefits, employment and health and safety. But only in England, Scotland and Wales. Gets a little bit of controversy for accusing everyone of being benefits cheats.

The Civil Service are the people who run the departments. There are a lot of people with the title "Secretary" in these departments, but they're not actual secretaries: there's a ''Series/YesMinister'' scene that ends with the line "Mrs. [=McKay=] types... She's the secretary."

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[[folder: Devolution]]

Although the UK Parliament is in the Westminster area of London, England, three of the four constituent countries have their own regional administrations - the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly, and the Northern Ireland Assembly. London also has its own devolved administration in the form of the Greater London Authority. England as a whole, however, does not have devolution in that sense.

These structures have limited powers over their respective countries; with several matters remain in the hands of the UK national Government. They each have different degrees of self-control, with Scotland having devolved the most power (and having its own, entirely different legal system).

Each of the three devolved administrations also contains a distinguishable nationalist element. The Scottish Parliament has the SNP, the Welsh Assembly has Plaid Cymru, and the Northern Ireland Assembly has Sinn Féin and the SDLP. These parties all advocate a separation of their respective country from the United Kingdom in some form or another. With the exception of the Scottish Parliament, however, these elements have not usually been in the majority in devolved elections. Although Plaid Cymru has held greater power in Wales than its voting success might initially indicate, it's been the main party to support the Welsh Labour government through successive minority or weak-majority assembly terms, either through formal coalition government or less formal "agreements". In Northern Ireland, Sinn Féin has formed one half of the mandatory coalition government since 2005, but is usually only ''just'' beaten in terms of vote numbers by the unionist DUP.

England does not currently have its own parliament - possibly because England's size relative to other parts of the UK is such that an English parliament will not be more representative than the UK parliament. There have been proposals for English regions to have devolved parliaments or 'regional assemblies', and there is currently a Greater London Assembly, that has similar powers to a devolved parliament, but no others as yet.

Northern Ireland previously had a devolved parliament (Stormont) with an actual Prime Minister (between 1921-1972). This wielded a great deal more power than the current Assembly (and indeed the other UK devolved administrations),but was abolished in 1972 due to the worsening Troubles, with the country being directly ruled from Westminster. The current Northern Ireland Assembly was only officially established in 1998.

The Scottish Parliament, Welsh National Assembly, Northern Ireland Assembly, and the Greater London Assembly are elected for fixed terms of four years[[labelnote:although...]]For all intents and purposes they are now operating for five years each. After the Conservative/Lib Dem coalition passed the Fixed Term Parliaments Act, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin fixing the term of the Westminster Parliament to 5 years]], the date of the following Westminster Election (then 2015) coincided with the scheduled year of the next devolved elections. Westminster and devolved elections aren't allowed to happen in the same year, because apparently [[ViewersAreMorons this is confusing for the voters]]. But [[ViewersAreGeniuses referenda are seemingly okay to mix]]. Anyway. The four devolved governments were given a one-time choice of either shortening their term to three years and having elections in 2014, or extending for five years and having the elections in 2016. Doing the first option and taking the cut of one year would have solved the four-year problem until 2030 (assuming no early Westminster elections), but naturally when given the option of having a year more or a year less in power, you know which one a politician is going to choose. As it stands currently, devolved elections will *always* coincide with Westminster ones, necessitating extending the devolved government term to five years every time, unless either they decide to take the three-year option (unlikely at best), or Westminster calls an early election (difficult since the Fixed Term Act came in, but possible in certain conditions - no-confidence votes; or temporarily/permanently repealing the Act, but this requires a two-thirds majority, which the current government do not have, and Labour are unlikely to give them). However, the calling of a general election in 2017 alongside the Scottish Government and Welsh Assembly passing legislation delaying their next elections until 2021 - and then presumably every four years afterwards - means that this issue won't come up again until 2032 for London and 2037 for the Scottish and Welsh bodies, assuming no General Elections outside of years ending in 2 or 7[[/labelnote]]. All devolved legislatures have an element of proportional representation in the electoral process (or in the case of Northern Ireland, are ''entirely'' proportional) to ensure that the eventual composition of the elected assembly more nearly reflects the proportion of votes cast for the various parties; e.g. the Welsh Assembly has 60 members, 40 of whom are elected for geographical constituencies which match the 40 House of Commons seats which Wales has; the other 20 members are elected from regional lists to adjust the overall seat distribution in each region in line with the proportion of votes cast between the parties.

Following the 2016 elections, control of the devolved parliaments is as follows:

* The '''Scottish Parliament''' and Government is run by the Scottish National Party (SNP), who lost their overall majority in the 2016 elections, and now operate as a single-party minority government, holding 63 out of 129 seats. The Conservatives have now become the official opposition of the Scottish Parliament, after attaining more MSPs than Labour in the 2016 election.
* The '''Welsh Assembly''' and Government is run by Labour. Labour won exactly 29 seats in the 60 seat assembly, falling short of the traditional majority. To get round this, Labour have incorporated Wales' only remaining Liberal Democrat AM into the Cabinet to reach a majority, so technically are governing as a Labour-[=LibDem=] coalition.
* The '''Northern Ireland Assembly''' and Executive are currently not operational, due to an ongoing dispute between the DUP and Sinn Féin. It is purposely designed to be run by a mandatory coalition of the largest nationalist party and the largest unionist party, with other parties joining the coalition if they so choose. The DUP supplanted the UUP as the main Unionist party, and Sinn Féin supplanted the SDLP as the main Nationalist party, in the mid-2000s. This situation has remained unchanged since. In the 2016 Executive, the UUP, SDLP, and Alliance Party all declined to take part, with the UUP and SDLP forming the Assembly's first "official opposition". The last governing coalition is therefore composed of the DUP, Sinn Féin, and one Independent MLA. Following a snap election to the Assembly in March 2017, no government has yet been formed.
* The '''Greater London Assembly''' is under no overall control, but with Labour as the biggest party, holding 12 out of 25 seats. The current Mayor of London is Labour's Sadiq Khan, who upon election in May 2016 became the first Muslim mayor of a major Western capital, as well as the politician with the largest personal mandate in the history of the United Kingdom.

The Mayor of London should not be confused with the Lord Mayor of London. The latter is an entirely ceremonial position in the separate administrative area of the City of London, which has its own police, and serves only for a year at a time, while the former runs the Greater London area. The most famous Lord Mayor of London is Richard Whittington (c.1350-1423), who served as the inspiration for the pantomime character Literature/DickWhittington.

The devolution of Scotland has brought something called "The West Lothian Question" to greater prominence[[note]]The term dates from November 1977, when Tam Dalyell, Labour MP for the Scottish constituency of West Lothian, lampshaded the matter in a debate about Scottish devolution, and in response Enoch Powell referred to it as "the West Lothian Question"[[/note]]. This is the rather odd situation in which a Scottish MP can vote on English education policy, but not vice versa (despite Scottish education being devolved and there being no restriction on English [=MPs=] also running as MSPs): this was exactly how top-up fees got introduced in 2004; Scottish Labour [=MPs=], who wouldn't be affected by their introduction, voted overwhelmingly in favour for them, giving the party their majority (of 5!) votes to push the legislation through. The Conservatives want Scottish [=MPs=] to be barred from these sorts of votes, while the SNP argue that that will create two tiers of [=MP=], and as a UK party, they should vote on UK issues.

This issue was partly solved in 2016 when the Conservatives introduced what they called "English Votes for English Laws". This allowed the Speaker to designate sections of bills as "England only", or "England and Wales only". These would then first be voted on by a so-called "legislative grand committee" of all English [=MPs=] (or English and Welsh [=MPs=] as appropriate), before later being considered by the House as a whole. While not entirely a complete solution, given that Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish [=MPs=] can still vote on these laws at a later stage, it is at least a start. However, this whole dilemma may now prove problematic once more given that the Conservative minority government formed after the June 2017 election is relying on the votes Northern Irish [=MPs=] (who likely will not be affected by a lot of it thanks to devolution) to pass its legislation.

!!Local Government

Local government in the UK is a very complex subject, with not all areas having the same system. Most areas of England have County Councils, with District Councils below them (many districts are called Boroughs or Cities). However, there are some Unitary Authorities (whose councils are either called London Boroughs, Metropolitan Boroughs, Cities, Counties, Districts or simply just Councils) which can be best thought of by Americans as what you would get if the entirety of Southern California became one state and combined its local and state authorities into one government. The whole of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are divided into Unitary Authorities. Northern Ireland has Districts (though 2 have City status), Scotland has council areas (4 being City Councils) and Wales has Principal Areas known as either Counties, Cities or County Boroughs.

In most rural parts and some urban areas of England the districts are sub-divided into Civil Parishes which are run by Parish Councils despite which, despite what it looks like in the {{BritCom}} ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'', have nothing to do with the Church of England (which is also divided into parishes which are run by Parochial Church Councils). Sometimes the 2 councils may have the same people on them but they are totally separate entities. Parish Councils have very little power normally but if they cover a small town the local district or county council may devolve certain matters to them - e.g. public parks. Parish Councils that cover towns are called Town Councils, and those that cover cities are, naturally enough, City Councils; such councils are led by a Town or City Mayor. Some parishes have too small a population to have a council and instead have an annual parish meeting where the whole parish is invited to discuss local matters. Wales has similar bodies called Community Councils. The equivalent bodies no longer exist in Scotland or Northern Ireland.

Local government is responsible for things like planning, schools, libraries and refuse collection.

Local councils are elected every May: which ones and which seats vary from year to year, but most seats are generally four years long. These elections, like US mid-terms, are often an opportunity to protest against the government. Local issues also play a big role.

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