Britain has a considerable number of teams in the various FootyLeagues. These are some of the more notable ones. Many of the bigger British clubs are currently owned by foreign investors.

Historically, which club Britons support has been a matter of home town pride, or tribal affiliations where there is more than one club in a city, or familial connections if there are ''no'' clubs where you are, which is very rare due to there being over ''40,000'' teams in England alone. A Mancunian doesn't just arbitrarily decide one day to support United or City, he is born in a City-supporting household, in a City-supporting area of town. Changing allegiances was (and still is) very rare.

These days, Sky Sports' blanket coverage of the UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague has led to a generation of younger fans who reject home town loyalty in favour of supporting someone who might actually win something, and whom they can watch on TV down the pub, admiring the silky skills of highly-paid players. Standing on an unroofed terrace on a rainy October afternoon cheering on a bunch of no-hopers playing mediocre football for the Johnstone's Paint Trophy just doesn't seem quite the same. Although traditionally most people support a Premiership team and a local team, even if they would rather watch Arsenal and Manchester United play at Wembley than some club up the road.

Of course, this has lead to the dreaded accusation of "[[IFightForTheStrongestSide glory hunting]]" amongst some fans. A glory hunter is someone who supports a successful club, although they have no or very little local or family connection to said club, and seem to be jumping on the bandwagon of success. It's an accusation that your support is not sincere, and therefore calling someone a glory hunter is the worst insult one fan can give another. On the other hand, it's only logical that a team winning competitions will likely gather respect and new support. For well over the past decade, Manchester United was universally reviled due to constant homegrown success on the pitch, and therefore all their fans were deemed by everyone else as "glory hunters" and stereotypically depicted as non-Mancunians with little knowledge of football beyond newspaper back-page headlines. Now that local rivals Manchester City have shaken the balance of power, many 'new' fans of Man City have had the accusation of glory hunting aimed at them - giving the Red Devils a break.

A note, incidentally - British teams don't wear "uniforms", they wear a "strip" or a "kit". Each club has a "home kit" for most games, a kit for away games where the home kits clash and sometimes even a kit for when both clash. We are describing the former. These kits, especially for the bigger clubs, have a tendency to change on a season-by-season basis, bringing in more money for the replica shirt sellers.

The two main programs for Football Coverage in the UK remain ''Series/MatchOfTheDay'' on Terrestrial TV or ''Series/SoccerSaturday'' on Sky.



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* '''England'''
--> Based at Wembley Stadium, London, England.
** Won the [[FIFAWorldCup World Cup]] in 1966, still their only major trophy to date. Traditionally play home games in white shirts and navy shorts, with their away kit usually red shirts and white shorts, the colours in which they won in 1966. Grey has also been known on one infamous occasion. Despite the 40+ years that have passed since their one and only triumph, great things are still expected every time. Despite frequently producing any number of internationally admired world class players, including the so-called 'Golden Generation' of the noughties, featuring Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Terry, Ferdinand, Seaman and Owen, among others, some of the best players on the planet (though Owen was, after about 2004, frequently injured) and having the best league on the planet, they never get anywhere. This is down to a puzzling inability for the team to play together (the Gerrard-Lampard dichotomy baffled many a manager), exhaustion after the gruelling domestic season and a somewhat proverbial problem with penalty shoot-outs, being eliminated in the '90, '98 and 2006 World Cups and Euro '96, 2004 and 2012 on penalties, meant that this star studded team never got anywhere. The fact that their number one goalkeeper was nicknamed 'Calamity James' didn't exactly help.
*** England frequently receive a pasting abroad for considering themselves a world championship side despite not having won the trophy in over 40 years. However, when you consider that a) only 8 countries have ever won the World Cup, and b) England remain one of a relatively small number of teams to consistently make it to the later stages of the tournament, this doesn't seem quite so fair.
*** Albeit they reached the semi finals only once since then (in 1990 when they came in 4th), did not qualify three times and meandered between quarter finals and the round of 16 the other times. Altogether tied 3rd (with Italy, behind Brazil and Germany) for quarter final appearances but a measly tie for 9th place (with seven other countries) for the semis. So yes, a comparatively strong side, one capable of going toe to toe with the best in the world on its day and considered a serious scalp for smaller teams, but rarely considered a serious contender or favourite to win.
*** In the 2014 World Cup, they reached an all new low, failing to even get out of the Group Stage, something that owed, partly, to the unanticipated success of Costa Rica. Mostly however, it was just general incompetence. Sadly, no-one was particularly surprised.
*** 2015 has led to some hope of a revival, however, with the last of the old guard being largely cleared out and an exciting generation of youngsters coming through, including highly rated striker Harry 'Hurricane' Kane, £49 million winger Raheem Sterling, attacking midfielder Ross Barkley and immensely talented centre back John Stones, as well as the steady maturing of goalkeeper Joe Hart, regarded as England's first world class keeper since Peter Shilton and singled out for praise by Lionel Messi himself and striker Daniel Sturridge, both coming into their prime, as well as outsiders Jamie Vardy and Jonjo Shelvey. This was underlined by England executing a faultless qualifying campaign, being the only team not to drop a point and the first to qualify after the hosts, France. While this was criticised due to the only real challenge in England's group being from Switzerland, others have retorted that you can only play the team in front of you and that a 3-1 hammering of Scotland and a close fought draw with Italy demonstrate that this England side can take on big teams. The optimism is cautious, however - England romped to the 2010 World Cup finals, being the highest scorers in qualification and were thrashed in the second round by Germany - and most reckon that the real tests will come in friendlies against superpowers Spain (lost 2-0), France (won 2-0, but only a few days after the Bataclan gun attacks, meaning that French hearts weren't quite in it) [[note]] And in any case, that particular match was more notable for [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming the heartwarming response]] by the Football Association and the English fans, with Wembley lit up in the colours of the French tricolore, the motto of the Republic emblazoned on the side, the usual massive St. George's Cross at the home end replaced with a tricolore and the entire stadium impeccably observing the [[DueToTheDead minute of silence]] before raucously joining in with the French national anthem. [[/note]] and Germany, with a mooted 'best of British' clash with high flying Wales before the tournament - though that seems to have been put off after England and Wales were drawn in the same group at Euro 2016.
* '''Scotland'''
--> Based at Hampden Park, Glasgow, Scotland.
** Play in navy shirts and white shorts, and were ever-present at World Cups in the past without ever managing to get past the first round. In a bit of a slump at the moment and have failed to qualify for anything since 1998. Sadly, this trend has continued in 2015, with a last minute goal by Poland's [[TheAce Robert Lewandowski]] denying Scotland the win they needed to remain in contention.
** Well known for the Tartan Army, among the better behaved and better liked supporters of a national team.
* '''Northern Ireland'''
--> Based at Windsor Park, Belfast, Northern Ireland.
** Play in green shirts and white shorts, and spent some time in the 1980s punching well above their weight (something they frequently do, having beaten both Spain, champions of Europe and the World at the time, England - in a famous World Cup Qualifying match in 2005 - and Russia in recent years), reaching the second round of the World Cup despite being the second smallest country ever to qualify. George Best, of Manchester United in the 1970s, is probably their best (and best-known) player of all time.
** As of the time of writing, they have qualified for Euro 2016 at the top of their group, hammering top seeds Greece 3-1 to confirm their place in the finals.
* '''Wales'''
--> Based at Millennium Stadium, Cardiff, Wales.
** Play all in red. Managed to make the World Cup quarter-final in 1958, but Wales is really rugby territory and the team has never enjoyed much success since. John Charles played well for them in the 1960s, Ian Rush was a legend in the 80's and 90's, and Ryan Giggs of Manchester United is their most famous recent player.
** Gareth Bale is an up-and-coming star for Wales, having come into his own at the same time Giggs was nearing the end of his career. Just before the end of the summer 2013 transfer window, Real Madrid purchased him for a fee of what some sources reported as £86 million ($132 million), which if accurate would be the largest transfer fee in history. He has since become a key part of Real's first team.
** In recent years, Wales have been developing a series of top players in Bale (Real Madrid), Aaron Ramsey (Arsenal) and Joe Allen (Liverpool), along with a team spirit to match any team on the planet, leading some hopes that an epic revival might be on the cards. With their now topping their qualifying group for the European Championships when they were expected to struggle to even be in contention for qualification, holding Belgium (ranked #2 on the planet) to a draw away, then beating them at home, having not lost a match, former players such as Thierry Henry are pointing out that if they believe that they can do it, they might just be capable of going on and winning the tournament. Underlining this, as of October 2015, [[CrowningMOmentOfAwesome they have risen to 8th in the FIFA World Rankings]], two places above England, who are in 10th.

Until the 1980s, these four teams played a tournament known as the "Home Nations Championship". The national pride inspired some epic performances, especially from the smaller nations against England, but also led to some ugly hooliganism, which is why it was discontinued. There are hopes for a revival in the next few years.

Additionally, the Republic of Ireland is often regarded as an honorary Home Nation, due to the close links between Britain and Ireland. The bit in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' where the (emphatically English) Weasleys (and others) energetically support Ireland in the absence of a British team is quite true to life (except in footy rather than Quidditch, obviously).

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The current big clubs:

* Arsenal
-->"Good old Arsenal! We're proud to say that name! While we sing this song we'll win the game!"
** AKA "The Gunners". Play in red and white. Based in North London at the Emirates Stadium, replacing their historic home of Highbury. Was British-owned until late in 2010 when American Stan Kroenke launched a takeover of the club. Have not won the Premiership since 2004 and since them have come 4th three times and 3rd twice. However last time they won it they went unbeaten.
** Historically (if you go back to the origins) the Gunners originate South of the River at Woolwich Arsenal. Hence both the names, and the gun logo. They were the first southern team to join the football league in 1893!
** Arsenal are widely considered to be extremely well-skilled and playing very attractive football, but have a problem with getting consistent results. Consequently, they often mount a good challenge for the trophies [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut but trip up towards the end of the season]]. Part of this is down to [[WeakButSkilled how easily their players seem to get injured]] and that their manager Arsene Wenger (also a great talent scout) seems to rely too much on youth.
** In recent years however the youth experiment got abandoned following a [[EpicFail pathetic 8-2 loss to Man Utd]] where because of [[RunningGag injuries]] they fielded a very inexperienced team. However the tendency for key players to be out for long periods has only gotten worse, and continued to hamper progress in the league. Despite breaking the trophy drought with the FA Cup and Community Shield and buying players like Alexis Sanchez, they have been struggling so far this season ([[BrickJoke like Liverpool!]]), conceding too many goals and dropping too many points, part of the problem is only having 6 first team defenders, and watching them [[RuleOfThree get injured.]] As of 2015/16, they have tightened up somewhat and seem to emerging as the team of the old guard most likely to challenge the apparently unstoppable Leicester in a famously unpredictable season.
* Aston Villa
-->"We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen!"
** Aka "Villa", "The Villa" or the "Villans", this is a Birmingham based Premiership side, fairly inconsistent in that league. Formed in 1874, they have seven league titles and seven FA Cups to their name, spent 98 seasons in the top flight in total and have also won the European Cup (back in 1981-82). Play in claret and blue, which West Ham copied. American-owned, they play at Villa Park, leading to the clichéd line "Thriller at the Villa".
** There are a lot of fictional Villa fans, including Frank Pike from ''Series/DadsArmy''.
** Among its real fans is none other than [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince William, Duke of Cambridge]], who also is [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething President of the Football Association]] in his[[note]]rather limited, given royal and military duties[[/note]] spare time.
** Could be considered TheArtifact of the Premier League. Everton and Aston Villa were founding members of the Football League, and neither have been relegated from the Premier League in its current iteration. However, while Everton still consistently challenge for European football, since Martin O'Neill's departure Villa are usually lower mid-table and battling relegation. As of 2015/16, they're rooted to the bottom of the table and are now assured of a drop to the Championship in 2016/17.
* Chelsea
-->"So cheer us on through the sun and rain! Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name!"
** A West London club nicknamed "The Blues" or rarely [[TheArtifact "The Pensioners"]] (the Royal House in Chelsea serves as a retirement home to veteran soldiers), they're owned by Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich and accordingly have done rather well by buying up the best players. Play in all blue with white socks, they play their home games in Stamford Bridge, in nearby Fulham. Despite being bought by an Oligarch, Chelsea had a reputation of being somewhat underachieving, though not to the degree of Arsenal. This finally broke for them when they won the Champions League in 2012.
** Had some bad luck in Europe in recent years, being knocked out of the UsefulNotes/UEFAChampionsLeague semi-final stage more than once thanks to contentious decisions and match-ups with bogey team Liverpool, who tend to bring their A-Game for European matches. In the 2009 home leg against Barcelona, the referee missed several clear penalties and had to flee the UK after receiving death threats.
** Name is sometimes used as a synonym for GlasgowGrin, from the days of [[FootballHooligans rife hooliganism]], but this use has diminished significantly. Sadly, as one incident in early 2015 showed, some remnants of the hooliganism remain, as demonstrated after a tie against PSG.
** They were the first London side to win the UEFA Champions League (2012), beating Barcelona [[BestServedCold in the semi-finals]] and winning a penalty shoot-out against Bayern Munich[[note]]bucking the "trend" of the English succumbing to the Germans on penalties[[/note]].
** Abramovich has [[ArbitrarilyLargeBankAccount drowned the club with investment]] over recent years. Which has led to Chelsea paying [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense absurdly high sums of money for players who really aren't worth that much]].
*** Take striker Andriy Shevchenko, whom Chelsea purchased for £30 million. His Chelsea career amounted to 77 games and 22 goals. The mathematically astute among you may have already calculated that this comes out to about million per goal.
*** Similarly, striker Fernando Torres cost Chelsea a whopping £50 million. Presently, he's played 125 games and scored 32 goals. That's over 1 million per goal. In all fairness, it should be noted that when Fernando Torres was bought, he was widely considered to be the best striker on the planet, scoring over 25 goals per season and had, in combination with [[TheCaptain Steven Gerrard]], very nearly won Liverpool the League Title, along with powering his country to the 2008 European Championship title and would, a year after his purchase, help them win the 2010 World Cup.
** Recently, the job of Chelsea manager is notorious for its short tenure - there have been ''nine'' managers in the last eight seasons! This is due to the owner demanding success, [[GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity quickly firing managers who can't provide it constantly.]] To put that into perspective, Chelsea have spent more money on compensating their sacked managers than Everton have spent ''since the Premier League began''. Bucking the trend, Abramovich was actually remarkably patient with Jose Mourinho, despite the fact that Chelsea went into a tailspin and the manager seemed to lose the dressing room after verbally abusing and firing the popular [[HospitalHottie (and attractive)]] team doctor, despite the fact that their title defence morphed into only half-joking cracks about them fighting relegation, before firing him in late December and replacing him with safe pair of hands Guus Hiddink.
* Everton
-->"It's a grand old team to play for, it's a grand old team to support."
** AKA "The Blues" (other than Chelsea) or more commonly "The Toffees", based in Liverpool. They have nine league titles to their name and have spent a total of 105 seasons in the top-flight (this makes Aston Villa v. Everton the most-played tie in history). Play in blue shirts, white shorts and blue socks, they call Goodison Park their home ground, after moving out of Anfield.
** Previously thought of as the team that would break the "Big 4" thanks to strong league and cup runs in the middle 00s (culminating in Champions League qualification in 2005), but have since dropped to mid-table, with financial hardship preventing major squad investment. Still widely considered a 'dark horse' side and one likely to cause upsetting score lines for the big teams.
** As of 2015/16, they've become a serious threat to any team that comes their way, with extremely talented youngsters Romelu Lukaku (considered the heir to Didier Drogba's crown) and Ross Barkley (becoming, at the tender age of 21, the fulcrum around which the England team revolves) in scorching form, ably supported by former Barcelona winger Gerard Deulofeu leading to extraordinary demolitions of Sunderland and Aston Villa, 6-2 and 4-1 respectively. However, their defence is still thoroughly suspect, with Tim 'Secretary of Defence' Howard losing some of his edge and John Stones (rated as the best young defender in Europe) having his inexperience exposed at times, and teams with better front lines, such as Leicester, have managed to take advantage of this.
** Part of one of (arguably) the most famous rivalries in Football, with the neighbouring Liverpool FC, a fixture which has produced the most red cards in history. This has ranged everywhere from friendly competition to seemingly utter hatred over the hundred plus years of the clubs existence. Currently seems to be the latter as of 2016, with the fixture officially having the most red cards in Premier League history. However relations between fans remain cordial enough that it's the only derby not to enforce fan segregation.
* Leicester City
** AKA "The Foxes". Came out of freaking nowhere to win the Premier League title in 2015/16, the first top-flight title in the club's history. By "freaking nowhere", we mean it—they had been in the Championship as recently as 2013/14; were nailed, bolted and hard welded to the bottom of the table for much of the 2014/15 season; only survived relegation that season by collecting 7 wins and a draw in their final 9 matches; and were ''5,000–1'' shots to win the title entering the 2015/16 season.
* Liverpool
-->"And you'll neeeeeeveeeeer waaaaalk, aloooooooone!"
** AKA "The Reds" or sometimes "The Anfield Reds"[[note]] Anfield is their home ground, which was formerly occupied by crosstown rivals Everton. Anfield is only added to the name to distinguish the team from the other red team at Manchester[[/note]] is the other Merseyside club. Won everything in sight in the 1970s and 80s, and have 18 league victories. They have the most Champions' League wins in England (5) and they have never let anyone forget it. Fans famously sing "You'll Never Walk Alone", a song originally from the musical ''Theatre/{{Carousel}}'', which is so bound up with the club's identity that the title is part of the club's crest and atop the famous Shankly Gates. Something of an EarWorm, it has since become one of the best known and most popular anthems in football, having been adopted by Celtic FC of Scotland, Club Brugge of Belgium, Feyernoord, FC Twente and FC Cambuur of the Netherlands and [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Borussia Dortmund, as well as about half the other teams in the German Bundesliga]], even by teams as far afield as FC Tokyo of Japan.
** The club is well known outside of football for the [[ Hillsborough Disaster]], where 96 fans were crushed to death prior to an FA Cup semi-final. The youngest victim, ten year old Jon-Paul Gilhooley, was the cousin of a then 9 year old little boy named Steven Gerrard. Gerrard grew up to become a club legend, talismanic captain of club and country and is widely considered one of the best players of his generation, with luminaries such as [[TheAce Zinedine Zidane]] calling him the best midfielder in the world. He revealed in 2006 that he played for Jon-Paul.
** Since 1990, their fortunes have been decidedly mixed, with high points including a Treble (they won three trophies) in 2001, an epic underdog comeback Champions League win in 2005 against AC Milan, then one of the best teams on the planet (while even Liverpool's own players didn't think that their squad was exactly vintage) who raced into a 3-0 half time lead. Six second half minutes later, it was 3-3 and Liverpool won on penalties. For this reason it is generally referred to as 'the Miracle of Istanbul'. Then there was the FA Cup Final of 2006 against West Ham, in which the score was also 3-3 and was almost singlehandedly won by Steven Gerrard, another Champions League Final appearance in 2007 (in which Milan got their revenge), a League Cup triumph in 2012 and highly creditable title challenges in 2001/2002 and 2008/9. After that, it went decidedly downhill for a few years, before the title challenge of 2013/14. However, this was followed by another steep decline, confirming the club's reputation as a footballing yo-yo. For this reason, 'Liverpool fan' is sometimes considered synonymous with 'masochist'.
** Famous for, when they're playing well, fast, skilful counter-attacking football, spearheaded by lightning fast strikers who usually do phenomenally well, then get snapped up by Real Madrid, Barcelona or Chelsea (and frequently suffer a collapse in form thereafter. Michael Owen and Fernando Torres have certainly never quite been the same. [[KarmaHoudini Luis]] [[TokenEvilTeamMate Suarez]], on the other hand, seems to be doing just fine). When they're not playing well... well, the results are generally a little embarrassing. Internationally very popular, with hundreds of millions of fans worldwide. Their rivalry with Manchester United is so intense it's pretty much hatred.
** Infamous (like Arsenal) for [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut fizzling out]] dramatically; they made a decent challenge for the title in 2008/09, but hit a stumbling block around November the following season. They had to rely on Chelsea, Tottenham, and ''Portsmouth'' to get into Europe by the skin of their teeth.
*** Then they did it again in 2013/14 under Brendan Rodgers, when they very nearly won it with an entire season of stylish attacking football that had them tear almost of all of their closest rivals to shreds in one CurbstompBattle after another, only fizzling out in the last couple of matches due to a mixture of exhaustion, nerves and the not inconsiderably sized road block of Chelsea, who beat them at home with a sucker punch or two in the last ten minutes. After that, their confidence collapsed. Their 2014/15 got off to a decent start, and in the middle of the season, they went on a thirteen game undefeated streak, before stalling against rivals United and Arsenal. After that, partly because of a kind of long term HeroicBSOD, because they had to sell their brilliant striker, Luis Suarez [[ManBitesMan who was unfortunately prone to biting people during matches]] and because of injuries, their confidence collapsed, they went out of the FA Cup in the semi-finals to Aston Villa and they limped to a 6th place finish after an absolutely dire final game of the season, also the final game of [[TheCaptain Steven Gerrard's]] Liverpool career, when they were thrashed 6-1 by Stoke. This was their worst defeat since ''1963''.
*** Following a somewhat limp start to the 2015/16 season that led to boos from the Kop, Rodgers was sacked after a 1-1 draw in the Merseyside derby. Some consider this unfair, pointing out that Liverpool weren't far off first place at the time, Rodgers had been given a considerable transfer kitty in the summer and argued he just needed time. However, his replacement, charismatic German Jurgen Klopp, famous for full throttle ''gegenpressing'' football and for breaking Bayern Munich's stranglehold on the German title with Borussia Dortmund, winning it back to back, then taking Dortmund to the Champions League final, was met with hearty approval by Liverpool fans and naked envy by fans of other teams. Since Dortmund are a club of similar philosophy to Liverpool, to the point where they adopted Liverpool's club anthem, 'You'll Never Walk Alone', this was considered a match made in heaven by fans, players and pundits alike. Results seemed to bear this out as Liverpool [[CurbstompBattle thrashed Chelsea 3-1 at Stamford Bridge and destroyed title contenders Manchester City 4-1 at the Etihad, which both sides agreed could have ended up at around 8-1,]] and, crucially, could dig out a messy win as required. This had some fans dreaming of a title win, and other more realistic fans dreaming of a top 4 place. After a slump, involving a 3-0 hammering by Watford, these dreams faced a reality check.
** Though having got through a jam-packed January with a decent record (including the [[CurbstompBattle brutal 6-0 curbstomping]] [[ChewToy Aston Villa]], spurred on by the returns of frequently injured but brilliant striker Daniel Sturridge [[note]] By frequently injured, we mean he's missed about half the games he could have played since he joined the club through injury and seems to get injured at the drop of a hat, leading to derisive complaints from fans that he's made of glass/matchsticks/crisps (chips, for Americans)[[/note]], phenomenally talented Brazilian attacking midfielder Philippe 'the Little Magician' Coutinho and the hitting of top form by his compatriot, Roberto Firmino, who steadily won over the sceptical Anfield crowd in time for the League Cup Final, seemed like just the tonic this team needed. However, said final was against Manchester City, and while Liverpool pushed them all the way to Extra Time and Penalties, they were eventually beaten. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge They immediately got revenge]] by [[CurbstompBattle crushing City 3-0]] at Anfield, though, before edging out [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter bogey team]] Crystal Palace 2-1 at Selhurst Park, despite going 1-0 down and having a player sent off, and then in the first leg of their Last 16 Europa League tie with hated rivals Manchester United, kicking them up and down Anfield in a 2-0 win and sealing the deal with a 1-1 draw at Old Trafford, before going on to hold competition favourites Borussia Dortmund 1-1 at the Westfalenstadion and pulling off a breathtaking 4-3 comeback win at home, scoring three goals in half an hour. This run of form has at the very least revived dreams of taking the Champions League place given to the winner of the Europa League.
** Pursuant to the above, Liverpool are known for bringing their A-Game in Europe, even (especially) when technically speaking they are completely outclassed, thriving on ridiculous odds. This is a club that tends to regard a three goal deficit against a technically superior team as a challenge, as the 2005 Champions League final (3-0 down 45 minutes in, level at 3-3 on the hour, after 3 goals in 6 minutes) and the 2016 Quarter Final Second Leg against Borussia Dortmund (3-1 down at 60 minutes, 4-3 up at 92 minutes) demonstrate. And these are just two of the more recent examples. As a result, they're sometimes known as Europe's Comeback Kings (as in, after the latest against-the-odds-victory, #[=ComeBackKings=] was trending on Twitter). They're also not shy of handing out thrashings, either, crushing Real Madrid 4-0 at Anfield in 2009 and having in 2007 responded to a 1-0 first leg defeat by Turkish team Besiktas by breaking the Champions League's goal scoring record, obliterating them ''8-0.'' In short, Liverpool are not a team you want chasing a game in Europe, nor is Anfield a place you particularly want to go.
*** Having won five Champions League trophies (in '77, '78, '81, '84 and '05), they are the first and only (thanks to a rule change in 2009) English team to be allowed to keep the trophy, a new one being made for the following season.
** Liverpool's fans, colloquially known as 'the Kop' or 'Kopites', after the Kop End, which itself is named after the hill on which the Battle of Spion Kop was fought in 1906, are some of the most famous in the footballing world and certainly among the most vocal, giving Anfield a reputation as one of the most atmospheric stadiums on the planet, famed for 'the Anfield Roar'. No matter how well or badly the club is doing, the sight and sound of the Kop in full voice is truly breathtaking, having achieved legendary status in the footballing world. Speaking of the fans, they're also a fairly cosmopolitan bunch, with, like Manchester United, a global fanbase estimated to be in the hundreds of millions, and the club takes advantage of this with its summer tours to the US, Australia and South East Asia. More local support is drawn from Wales, Ireland and (to a lesser extent) Scotland, with Liverpool having a long tradition of star players from those countries, such as club legends Ian Rush (Welsh), Mark Lawrenson (Irish) and Alan Hansen (Scottish). There's also a certain fondness for Liverpool in Germany, partly because of Liverpool's new manager Jurgen Klopp being widely beloved by fans of his former team, Borussia Dortmund, and the two clubs have a very similar philosophy. More puzzlingly, there's a [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff massive fan base in Norway.]] No one is quite sure why. One possible explanation is the prominence of the usually under-represented Norwegians in Liverpool sides down the years, such as Stig Inge Bjorneybie and more notably, fan favourite John Arne Riise, winner of almost every trophy under the sun with Liverpool and famous for having a left foot that regularly did passable impersonations of [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Mjolnir.]] As in, once when he took a free kick against Manchester United in 2006, Alan Smith, the unfortunate player standing in the way [[UpToEleven ended up out for eight months with his leg broken in two separate places]] and was never quite the same again afterwards. Matchgoers in particular are pathologically loyal to the club; it takes ''a lot'' to make them stop singing for any length of time and if they have done so, it's a very bad sign. If they have started booing and you are the manager, you are likely to be fired soon afterwards. Recently, they demonstrated their displeasure at a proposed ticket price hike to £77 and demonstrated this displeasure by leaving in the 77th minute of Liverpool's match with Sunderland. Liverpool, who had been winning 2-0, drew 2-2. The owners hurriedly backed down.
** Merseyside derbies are sell-outs and pretty scrappy matches - they have more red cards than any other games - and, often, surprisingly high scoring, since both teams desperately want to win. Although in times of need both sets of fans can and do become very close, with supporters of both teams often being found in the same family, after Hillsborough there was a chain of scarves [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming connecting Anfield and Goodison Park.]] This is something helped by the fact that, more often than not, supporters of both teams can be found in the same family, and, in essence, the rivalry's more like a family feud - and accordingly, can vary between its current status of mutual hatred and, as in the 80's, being known as 'the Friendly Derby', with one notable FA Cup final featuring both sets of fans mixing freely and singing, 'Merseyside, Merseyside' and, predictably, 'Are You Watching Manchester?' While relations have not so much cooled but frozen, it is notable that to this day, it is the only major derby that does not enforce fan segregation.
*** Liverpool-United derbies, however, are much more combustible affairs, with vile chants about the Hillsborough Disaster aimed at Liverpool fans, some of whom have been known to reply with chants about the Munich Air Disaster.
** A fun fact for those interested in the business of football (and sport more generally): Liverpool FC is presently the property of Fenway Sports Ventures. Yes, that's Fenway as in Fenway Park. In UsefulNotes/{{Boston}}. With the [[UsefulNotes/{{Baseball}} Red]] [[UsefulNotes/MLBTeams Sox]]. Same owners.
* Manchester City
--> "Blue moon, you saw me standing alone."
** AKA "City" or "The Blues". The ''other'' major club from Manchester, perhaps unfairly defined by long-standing rivalry with crosstown Manchester United (For the non-Brit footy fans out there, Imagine the LA Clippers and the NY Mets in relation to the Lakers and the Yankees.[[note]]Peculiarly, though, City has gone in with the Yankees to establish a new MLS football club in New York, which is to be called New York City FC (get it?) and play in City's light-blue strip. [[/note]] That's how they compare Man City to United). In their 117-year history they have won the league twice (last in 1968), and until recently were the butt of many a football based joke.
** However, in 2008 an [[UsefulNotes/UnitedArabEmirates Abu Dhabi]]-based investment group took over the club, bringing in massive amounts of finance. In turn this brought several experienced international stars to the club, making City serious trophy contenders. Following their 2011 FA Cup victory they beat Manchester United to the 2011-12 Premier League, and won the Prem again in 2013–14. Thus, they are now considered part of the "Big 4," usually at Liverpool's expense. The 2012 Premiership title was won with a [[DownToTheLastPlay 94th minute 3-2 win over QPR in the last game of the season]]. Had the match ended at full time[[note]]90 minutes[[/note]], City would have ''lost'' 2-1 and conceded the Premier League to Manchester United by two points. The victory put them level on points, but with a greater goal difference.
** Liverpool, however, tend to get their own back whenever City come to Anfield (most recent result: 3-0). To this day, it is the only stadium which City haven't won at in the Premier League following the Abu Dhabi takeover, and they haven't won there at all since 2003. And this status as chief pain in the neck isn't always restricted to Anfield visits, as Liverpool demonstrated when [[CurbstompBattle they turned over City 4-1 at the Etihad]] earlier in the 2015/16 season.
* Manchester United
-->"And the team that gets me excited? Manchester United!"
** AKA "Man Utd", "The Red Devils" or just plain "United". Based at Old Trafford (ironically located in Stretford), the biggest club ground in the land. England's most successful club, with major honours including 13 Premiership titles (20 league victories overall), 11 FA Cups and 3 Champions' League titles.
** Probably the most famous football club in England, and for that matter the world, with an official fan club that comprises 5% of the planet's population, with arch-rivals Liverpool close behind in both respects. They are also the world's largest sports club, last valued at £2.1 billion ($3.1 billion). Because Manchester United fans can be found around the world (witness the incredibly lucrative promotional tours in the far east) it is often said - by City fans and just about everyone else - that real Mancunians support City and/or most Manchester United fans have never been to Manchester. Which is of course, nonsense, as Manchester is very divided between City and United and United had a solid large fanbase before the worldwide success of the Nineties and Noughties.
** Has a long standing rivalry with City - the fact that it is located at Stretford (techincally outside Manchester, but within the Greater Manchester Area) makes most Mancunians who are not fans treat United as a bastard team to the area, though Mancunian United fans will bite back. That said, much like the Liverpool[=/=]Everton rivalry mentioned above, there are times where the fans will unite, such as the anniversary of the Munich plane crash in 1958 which killed several members of the United squad & left several others seriously injured.
** Equally, there is a similarly long standing (and arguably much more vicious, lacking the family ties mentioned above) rivalry between United and Liverpool, one that can be traced back to the inter-city rivalry of the industrial revolution as well as the fact that they are by far the two most successful teams in English history. This can lead to epic footballing clashes and to unsavoury scenes on the pitch and in the stands, such as [[TokenEvilTeamMate Luis Suarez']] racial abuse of Patrice Evra and United fans singing about the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters.
** Thanks to their almost total domination of the domestic game from the early-mid 1990s to the present, it seems impossible to be neutral about Man Utd - you're either a fan, or you ''hate'' them - though this had slackened with City winning the 2012 title. Currently American-owned, which doesn't help. Play in red, white and black, although fans have recently adopted historic green and gold colours to protest at the possibly precarious financial situation the owners have put the club in, such as offloading their own personal debts on United. The recent influx of absurdly lucrative sponsorship deals has helped to calm the protests - United fans still dislike the Glazer family ownership of the club, but will accept that they seem to be running the commercial side well (and perhaps more importantly, leaving the football side well alone).
** To give you an idea of their success, they have more Premier League titles than all of the other winners ''put together''. A lot of this is down to their recently retired manager, who had been at the job for [[LongRunner over a quarter of a century]]. The fact that he's called ''Sir'' Alex Ferguson indicates something.
*** The 2013/14 season of the Premier League was the first time since 1987 that Manchester United didn't have Ferguson at the helm. His replacement was Everton manager David Moyes, who was actually [[MeetTheNewBoss Ferguson's handpicked successor]]. However, the season went horribly wrong for United, and after they were assured of not making the Champions League for the first time in nearly 20 years, Moyes was sacked in April 2014.
*** 2014/15 got off to a bumpy start, with [[OldMaster Louis Van Gaal]] taking the helm. The first half of the season was marked by the injury-plagued squad scraping wins and draws by the skin of their teeth, while van Gaal tested out different formations and played some players out of position. As of April, they are finding their form, holding onto fourth place on the table (by the skin of their teeth) and managing to defeat Tottenham, Liverpool and Aston Villa with something of the style they were once known for under Ferguson. Many United fans remain unconvinced, particularly due to the protracted transfer saga involving star Goalkeeper David De Gea, the last minute purchase of the 19 year old unknown Anthony Martial for ''£36 million'', making him the most expensive teenager in footballing history and a fairly toothless start to the 2015/16 season.
* Tottenham Hotspur
** AKA "Spurs" - the nickname is almost universal. Great rivals with North London neighbours Arsenal. Play in white and navy [blue]. Are considered one of the most entertaining sides in the Premiership, with an expansive style that concedes many goals, but scores many more. For this reason, they are very popular with the neutrals and prove to be a consistent threat to even the likes of the Big 4.
** Spurs are notorious for their Chairman, Daniel Levy, being one of the toughest negotiators in football. His ruthlessness has seen Tottenham Hotspur pick up some classy bargains (Van Der Vaart for £8 million from Real Madrid), recoup losses on expensive flops (Darrent Bent sold for the exact amount he was bought for) and sell players for some obscene amounts. (Gareth Bale being sold for a World Record Transfer fee of £86 million).
** At the end of the 09/10 season Spurs became the team that broke the "Big 4" (the first since Everton in 04/05) and gained the chance to qualify for Champions League football. They did well in the Champions League, beating top Italian teams AC Milan and Internazionale, before going out in the quarter-finals to Real Madrid, but failed to qualify again for the next season. They subsequently placed in the Top 4 following the 2010/11 season but due to the almost unprecedented achievement of Chelsea in coming 6th but managing to win the Champions League - Liverpool had come fifth in the 2004/05 season when they won the Champions League. That time, both Liverpool and 4th placed Everton had gone through the qualifying stages of the Champions League, but this time, Tottenham failed to qualify. This made them the first team in Football to place within the Champions League Qualification places but fail to qualify due to a lower-placed side winning the Tournament. The future looks bright for Spurs, with young stars such as Harry Kane and Dele Alli making them the main challengers to Leicester City for much of the latter's surprise 2015/16 championship season.
** It should be noted to the casual observer that the fans' self applied nickname - "Yid Army" is causing (as of 2015) some controversy. The Tottenham area of London was known for its Jewish population. Anti-Semitic chants would be directed at their fans by opposition supporters (including references to Gas Chambers). Referring themselves as the 'Yid Army' was seen as a way to [[NWordPrivileges support the Jewish minority]]. However among some in the Jewish community, this is seen now to be belittling, Jewish comedian David Baddiel being particularly outspoken on TV about this.

Former greats, interesting stories and other notable clubs:

* Accrington Stanley
** This is the third club of the name, currently in League Two after winning the Conference in 2006. The other two clubs went defunct (the first Accrington was one of the founders of the Football League) and the name of the club has long been used for joke purposes, like "He's only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley", most famously in the case of [[ an old milk commercial.]]
** For a long time, Accrington Stanley graffiti was used (especially in comedy) to show that a place was so run down that the graffiti hadn't been cleaned up since the club was playing, a joke sometimes lost on today's audiences.
* Birmingham City
** Currently in the English second tier (the Championship). Despite having very little success throughout their history (2 League Cup wins, 1963/2011), they were the first English team to ever take part in European competition. They are also the first English team ever to reach a European Cup final, in both 1960 and 1961, although they lost on both occasions. They competed in Europe in the 2011/12 season for the first time in around 50 years after qualifying for the Europa League through the League Cup. Rivals to Aston Villa.
* Blackburn Rovers
** Formerly found floating around the middle of the Premier League, Blackburn are one of only five teams to ever win the Premiership, thanks to a spending spree in the mid 90s (and having Alan Shearer before Newcastle did), letting them legitimately(?) claim to be better than Liverpool, Everton and Spurs (fans of all three teams strenuously disagree). Relegated to the Championship in 2011/12, and almost suffered another relegation in 2012-13 after being run [[SarcasmMode very well]] by [[IncompetenceInc Indian poultry farmers Venky's]].
* Burnley
** AKA "The Clarets" from their claret and blue kit. One of the 12 founder members of The Football League. Notable for a pretty large fall from grace in the 70s and 80s, going from top-flight football to narrowly surviving relegation from the Football League. Promoted to the Premiership for the 2009/10 season after winning the Championship play-offs, but dropped back to the Championship the next season. Stayed there until finishing second in 2013–14, earning a place in the Prem once again. Historically, they are fierce rivals of Blackburn Rovers due to sheer proximity (8 miles down the road).
* Ipswich Town
** A team from the largely rural county of Suffolk (hence their nickname of 'The Tractor Boys') who enjoyed a brief period of success in the late 1970s. England's two most successful national managers - Sir Alf Ramsey (who won the World Cup in 1966) and Sir Bobby Robson (who reached the Semi-Final in 1990) - both began their management careers at Ipswich.
* Leeds United
** One of the powerhouses of English football in the 1970s (albeit with a very bad reputation for foul play) under future England manager Don Revie and - briefly - the legendary Brian Clough, but some overambitious financial planning in the early 2000s almost ruined the club completely and saw most of the best players leave. Have started to climb back up the leagues after briefly playing in the third tier. Play all in white after legendary manager Don Revie changed their colours to those of Real Madrid, the leading club in Europe at the time.
** Although they are now separated by two divisions or so, Leeds holds a strong historical rivalry with Manchester United, dating back from the days when Man U was still Newton Heath and Leeds was new in the Rugby Union addicted town. This rivalry is very unique in English Football as it is not based on territorial affiliation or club success but on a historical basis: [[FauxSymbolism Manchester United represents Lancashire and plays in a red kit, while Leeds represents Yorkshire and wears white]], an allusion to a [[UsefulNotes/WarsOfTheRoses particular conflict in British history involving the ruling noble families of the two England counties fighting for the Throne.]]
** Despite this gap, they still consider themselves as arch-rivals with Manchester United and Liverpool. Younger fans of both teams are generally left puzzled as to who Leeds actually are. Older fans and the better informed, meanwhile, think that it's hilarious.
* Millwall F.C.
** Modestly successful Championship side, famous mostly for their rowdy fanbase and extremely violent hooligan firm, the Bushwhackers, fictionalized in films like ''Film/GreenStreet'' and ''Film/TheFootballFactory''. Their biggest successes were a two-year spell in the top flight back in the 1980s, and reaching the FA Cup Final in 2004, losing comfortably to Manchester United. They currently play in the third tier after being relegated in 2014/15.
** In recent years, the traditional "violent Millwall fan" image has begun to become a bit stale, as violence has largely decreased. Frustration at media demonization led to the club's famous chant: [[ZeroApprovalGambit "No one likes us, we don't care!"]]
* Newcastle United
** AKA "The Magpies" for their black-and-white striped kit. [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut Perennial underachievers - always looking good on paper but never ''quite'' translating it to success on the pitch.]] Vocal and passionate support in sufficient numbers (their fans are known as "The Toon Army") to still describe themselves as a "big club", but haven't won the League since 1927 or the Cup since 1955. To be more precise, despite a long period of not winning anything, they still maintain the third biggest club stadium in the UK: Americans, imagine a stadium slightly bigger than that of the New York Yankees! Which is consistently packed out every season. Put simply, in Newcastle you can't be considered a true Geordie unless you support the team. The club is owned by a London businessman who does not turn up to St. James' Park on the reasonable grounds that the fans hate him and would quite happily lynch him. Officially renaming St. James' Park "The Sports Direct Arena" was not calculated to go down well. That said, it doesn't seem to matter, since even the BBC quickly stopped bothering to call it that and now usually refer to it as St. James' Park.
** Playing wise, they are - or were - considered a dark horse team and incredibly strong at home. In the 08/09 season their manager quit seemingly over the notably miserly transfer policy. Despite a valiant effort by former player Alan Shearer, who managed them for the last eight games of the season, they were relegated on the last day. Under new management (although not new owners), they are now back in the top flight and lurking in the bottom half of the table, much to the displeasure of the fans.
* Nottingham Forest
** Enjoyed a few years of success at the end of the 1970s to early 1980s, winning the English League and the European Cup (as the Champions League was called then) under the inspirational leadership of Brian Clough. Relegated in the late 1990s, and have since yo-yoed between the second and third tiers. Notable for being the only club to have won the European Cup more often than their own national league, and also for being the only European Cup winner to have been relegated to their country's third tier.
* Notts County:
** Are the oldest professional club in the world, [[OlderThanRadio formed in 1862.]] Despite repeatedly being relegated to the bottom league division (now Npower League 2), the club has never once become non-league. [[FanCommunityNicknames Nicknamed "The Magpies"]] due to their black and white striped home kit (often abbreviated to 'The Pies', which distinguishes it from a certain Northeast-based club with a similar nickname). Notts County have accumulated a large amount of trivia over their 150-year existence:
** Famous [[UsefulNotes/EuroFooty Italian club Juventus]] were gifted a set of old Notts County shirts when their old (pink!) shirts faded: Juve have played in black-and-white stripes ever since.
** The stadium at which Notts play their home games, Meadow Lane, is the shortest distance in the English League (though not in the UK) from another stadium, the other being The City Ground, home of [[TheRival Nottingham Forest.]]
** Notts County have changed divisions within the English League more times than any other league club, most recently getting relegated back to League Two during the 2014-15 season.
** Most recently the club shocked the football world by hiring former England Manager Sven-Göran Eriksson as Director of Football as well as signing England defender Sol Campbell having seemingly been [[ItSeemedLikeaGoodIdeaattheTime taken over by a group of wealthy investors from the Middle East]]; [[BasedOnAGreatBigLie however, this turned out to be a fraud on a large scale and the club was sold to current owner Ray Trew for a nominal fee in late 2009. Police fraud investigations continue into these affairs.]] However, [[BigDamnHeroes Trew]] has thankfully since been able to bring spiralling debt under control, avoid administration, attain promotion and relative stability, as well as some notable cup runs.
* Portsmouth
** Nicknamed "Pompey". Had a strong spell in the early post-war years, winning the league in 1949 and 1950. They faded away until the mid-2000s, when they reached the Premier League, quickly establishing themselves before winning the FA Cup in 2008, qualifying for Europe for the first time. Severe financial problems set in the following year, however, and Portsmouth ultimately ended up sliding down the divisions until they reached League Two in 2013-14.
* Stoke City
** Stoke City were one of the 12 founder members of The Football League. The Premier League's current mid-table 'unfashionable' physical side. Suffered {{Flanderization}} in the media, as the club's defining characteristic was the long throw-in of Rory Delap. He has since retired, and they've partly shaken off the reputation for violent, old fashioned long ball football. Partly. It is still a RunningGag among English football fans to ask if a flair player like Lionel Messi 'could do it on a rainy night in Stoke'. Stoke reached the FA Cup Final in the 2010/11 season, losing 1-0 in the final to Manchester City. Wear red and white stripes.
** As of 2015, they have baffled the footballing world by somehow acquiring former Barcelona winger Ibrahim Affelay, 19 year old Barcelona starlet Adama Traore and former Bayern Munich and Inter Milan star Xherdan Shaqiri, the 23 year old star of the Swiss national team, adding them to a team that already included highly rated former Barcelona striker Bojan Krkic. Shaqiri is particularly notable not just because he was perennially linked to the likes of Liverpool and Arsenal, but because he's 5'6" and nicknamed 'the Magic Dwarf'. A more incongruous player for a team of Stoke's reputation could not be imagined.
* Sunderland AFC
** AKA "The Black Cats". Known for being a "yo-yo team", meaning they tend to keep getting promoted and relegated, being too good for one division and not quite good enough for the next. Play in red and white vertical stripes. Proudest moment was winning the FA Cup as underdogs against the then-powerhouse Leeds in 1973, although they have won the league pre-war. Fierce rivals with nearby Newcastle. Narrowly stayed in the top flight last season, while their rivals went down. Currently clinging onto the Premier League by the tips of their fingers.
* Watford FC
** Hertfordshire club which has had its fair share of ups and downs, but has never won anything significant. For a time during the 80’s Watford rose to the top of English football thanks to [[Music/EltonJohn Elton John’s]] investment in the club and Graham Taylor’s [[MundaneSolution simple, yet effective long ball strategy]]. Lost to Everton in the 1984 FA Cup final. The club is notable for being [[TheOnlyOne the only big team in Hertfordshire]], they even changed their crest to the county symbol, [[AnimalMotifs a hart]], to acknowledge this fact.
** Recently, they have been slowly climbing to the top after having been [[SellOut bought by rich Italians]], who successfully bussed in foreign players from the two other clubs they owned, turning Watford into a winning team.
** [[ArchEnemy Have something of an unfriendly rivalry]] with Luton Town FC. Why? [[SillyReasonForWar They were the closest half-decent club for miles]]. Nowadays, with Watford going to the top and Luton wallowing in the lower leagues it's difficult not to feel that [[AntiClimax somewhere along the way Watford won the war]]. [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse The clubs haven't played in years]], leading some Watford fans to [[ suggest that they find new rivals]].
** Watford fans have a [[ParentalFavoritism particular affinity]] for their defender Lloyd Doyley, who has [[LongRunner been with the club for over a decade]]. His status among Watford fans was cemented when, after ten years at the club, [[ he finally scored his first goal]], and boy was it worth waiting for. [[ His second]] was arguably even better. [[FanNickname Is sometimes called 'Lloydiniho' by fans]].
* West Bromwich Albion
** "West Brom" or "The Baggies" are currently a mid-table Premiership side. A former great, they last won a major trophy (the FA Cup for the fifth time) in 1968 and then spent 1986 to 2002 out of the top flight. Were one of the twelve founding members of the football league (along with several other Midlands clubs, including arch-rivals Wolves) but have only won the league once, in 1920. Like Sunderland, they have a reputation as somewhat of a "yo-yo team" - in the nine seasons from 2001-02 to 2008-09, seven resulted in either promotion or relegation, the other two being a defeat in the play-off final and a survival so improbable it was dubbed "The Great Escape". They play in navy and white stripes, although unusually have no shirt sponsor. Statistically have the most intelligent fans... [[ no, seriously]]. Among said fans, they happen to have Music/EricClapton.
* West Ham United
-->"I'm forever blowing bubbles! Pretty bubbles in the air!"
** AKA "The Hammers" or "The Irons". A London club, based at the Boleyn Ground in Upton Park. Mostly hang around the middle of the Premiership table, but occasionally slip down a division (they last played in the Championship in 2011-12). Known as "The Academy of Football" as it's been the starting place for a number of famous footballers, including Geoff Hurst, who scored a hat-trick in the 1966 World Cup Final, Bobby Moore (who captained the 1966 side and has a stand at the ground named after him) and Rio Ferdinand. Play in claret and sky blue, and have one of the most die-hard fanbases in the UK. Games at Upton Park are considered some of the most highly charged and atmospheric. Have one of the most well-known club anthems, a lustily sung version of the old ditty "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles", the 'fortunes always hiding' line being something of a club motif, and the fans are proud of their underdog status. Recently got new owners, one of whom made his money in porn. This is considered better than being owned by a bunch of creditors. Their hooligan "firm" the Inter City Firm (ICF) was especially notorious - and features heavily in the movie ''Green Street'' (''Green Street Hooligans'' in the USA) and consequently claim Elijah Wood as a celebrity fan. Another famous fan of the team is Music/IronMaiden bassist Steve Harris, who has a bass with a sticker of the team's crest on it (which he commonly plays live with).
** ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character Dean Thomas is another fan of the team.
* Wimbledon FC
** A South London team, playing in all-navy, which came to prominence in the 1980s with a rapid rise up the divisions combined with the newsworthy antics of their players (known as the Crazy Gang). Won the FA Cup in 1988 against the all-conquering Liverpool, but had to abandon its ground in 1991 due to new safety rules. After sharing a ground with neighbours Crystal Palace for a time, the owners began to consider moving the team out of London. Eventually they settled on the new town of Milton Keynes, 90 km north of London. This move was incredibly unpopular with fans of Wimbledon, but also many fans of other clubs, disturbed at the prospect of American-style "franchises" that moved cities to go where the money was. The move was eventually allowed, on the understanding that the team would be renamed and would not officially retain the history and honours of Wimbledon FC. This leads us to...
** Milton Keynes Dons
*** The team created by the move of Wimbledon to Milton Keynes. The name "Dons" is a reference to Wimbledon's old nickname, but most other fans call them "Franchise FC" due to the manner of their creation. Taking over Wimbledon's old position in the third tier of the league, they were swiftly relegated to the fourth, but have bounced back to the second tier as of 2015-16, picking up a minor trophy along the way.
** AFC Wimbledon
*** ('''A''' '''F'''ans' '''C'''lub) Feeling alienated by all of the above, a group of Wimbledon fans [[StartMyOwn founded their own team]], starting in the amateur London leagues. The club was rapidly promoted through the regional leagues and gained entry to the Football League in 2011, only nine years after the club was founded. Although the club does not ''officially'' claim to be a continuation of the old Wimbledon FC, it is regarded by its own fans and most neutrals as at least a SpiritualSuccessor. Crowd turnout at their home games tends to be significantly higher than both home crowd turnout for other clubs in their division ''and'' MK Dons' average turnout. Brian in ''Series/NewTricks'' is a supporter. Managed to get the honours won from Wimbledon FC to be returned to the Wimbledon area, seeing them as part of the area rather then just the club itself. They also hold the record for the longest unbeaten run in any league at 78 games!
* Wolverhampton Wanderers
** Currently playing in the Championship, Wolves (as they are nicknamed) had a successful spell in the 1950's. This side was dubbed "Champions of the World" due to their success at beating top foreign sides, even though official European competition was not established at the time, and they won the League three times under Stan Cullis. They were one of the founding members of the English league, and date back to 1877.
** Their vice president is Robert Plant. Yes, [[Music/LedZeppelin that Robert Plant]].
** In 2015, they opened up a new marketing slogan: "Supporting Wolves isn't always easy. But it's never dull. [=#EnjoyTheRide=]"

[[folder:The Scottish Football Association]]

Scottish Football is dominated by two teams from Glasgow - Rangers and Celtic, the "Old Firm". Since the formation of the Scottish League in 1890, there have only been 18 instances where a side outside of these two have won the Title, the last of which was in 1985. The history between the clubs [[ArchEnemy goes far beyond the usual sporting rivalry]], encompassing religious and socio-economic issues that predate the existence of either side. The "Old Firm" rivalry is often associated with UsefulNotes/TheTroubles; Rangers are often seen as the team of Protestant Unionists in Scotland and Northern Ireland while Celtic as the club of Catholics and Republicans. This got to the point where legendary war correspondent Kate Adie remarked in her autobiography that riots and protests tended to end in time for an Old Firm match.

* Formed in 1872, '''Rangers Football Club''' are the older of the two, wear blue and play out of Ibrox Stadium in Glasgow's southside. The most successful side in Scottish football, Rangers have won a record 54 league championships (including nine straight championships from 1989 and 1997), 27 League Cups (they presently hold both) and 33 Scottish Cups. They also acheived European success in the form of the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup in 1972, and finished runner up in the 2008 UEFA Cup. The 'Gers once had an informal "no Catholics" signing policy, but this was abolished in the 1980s to kick-start the nation-wide anti-Sectarianism campaign. Rangers went into liquidation (bankruptcy) in 2012. The assets were purchased by a Newco, which was refused entry into the SPL. As a result, Rangers were relegated to the Third Division (now known as Scottish League Two). The team have since won the championship of both the Third Division in 2012–13 and the renamed Scottish League One (the former Second Division) in 2013–14, putting them in the Scottish Championship (the former First Division) for 2014–15, where they remained for two seasons until winning the 2015–16 title and punching their ticket back to the top flight.
* '''The Celtic Football Club''' (pronounced ''Seltik'', not ''Keltic'') hail from the east end of Glasgow and were formed in 1887 as a means of raising money for the poor Irish communities in the city. Their home at Celtic Park is, after a reconstruction in the late [[TheNineties 1990s]], the largest in Scotland. The first British side to win the European Cup in 1967 with the so-called 'Lisbon Lions', they reached the finals of the 1970 European Cup and the 2003 UEFA Cup. The record Scottish Cup winners (36 times winners, most recently in 2013) they also have 46 League titles (including nine consecutive victories between 1966 and 1974, breaking their own world record) and 15 League Cups. Celtic's green and white Hoops are known the world over, and the club boasts a sizeable support in North America and Australia.

Outside of the Old Firm, you have...

* Perhaps the most successful non-Glaswegian side are '''Aberdeen Football Club''', who found fantastic success under the guidance of Alex Ferguson in the 1980s. One half of the so-called "New Firm" of the 1980s, they are the last side outwith the Old Firm to win the Title and Aberdeen (known as the Dons) are the only Scottish side to win two European trophies: the Cup Winners Cup in 1983 (beating Real Madrid in the final) and the European Super Cup that same year. They have won a total of four titles, seven Scottish Cups and five League Cups. They wear red and play out of Pittodrie Stadium (but are looking to move).
* Representing Dundee in the Scottish Premiership (known as the Scottish Premier League, or SPL, before 2013–14) are '''Dundee''', known as The Dee, and '''Dundee United''', known as The Arabs. Dundee United, which have been considerably more successful that their near-neighbour in recent decades, were founded as Dundee Hibernian in 1909, and make up the other half of the "New Firm". United reached the European Cup semi-finals in 1984 and the final of the 1986/87 UEFA Cup. They have won the League only once (1982/83) and have won both Cups on two occasions each. Playing in tangerine, their stadium (Tannadice Park) is just down the road from that of Dundee FC (Dens Park). As for Dundee, which play in dark blue,, their golden age was in the 60s, when they won their only league title (1961/62) and reached the European Cup semifinals the next season. However, after their last significant trophy (1974 League Cup), they have had little success, and nearly went bankrupt twice in the new millennium. They were a late entry into the 2012–13 SPL after Rangers' bankruptcy, and suffered an immediate drop. They bounced back to win the 2013–14 Championship, returning to the Prem.
* '''Heart of Midlothian''' (universally known as Hearts) are one of Edinburgh's two major teams, they play in maroon red and rhyming slang makes them the "Jam Tarts" or just "Jambos". Named after the 19th century dance hall where it was founded (a hall which itself took its name from a nearby jail) Hearts are among the most successful non-Glaswegian sides in Scotland with 7 Scottish Cups, 4 League Cups and 4 League titles (the last of which came way back in 1960, but they came famously close in 1986 before losing it to Celtic on the last day). Playing out of Tynecastle Stadium in the Gorgie area of the city, the club were owned by [[CloudCuckooLander eccentric]] Lithuanian businessman Vladimir Romanov from 2005 to 2013, when his business empire went under and pushed Hearts into bankruptcy and eventual relegation to the Championship at the end of the 2013–14 season. The next season, they blew away the Championship field (including Rangers) to secure a return to the Prem for 2015–16. Fierce rivals with...
* '''Hibernian'''. Wearing green and known simply as Hibs (or the Hibees), Hibernian's home at Easter Road is based in the Leith region of Edinburgh. Won their fourth (and so far last) Title in 1952, they have also won the League Cup three times and the Scottish Cup twice (most recently in 1902, and the 112-year wait is a source of mocking for Hearts fans). Sharing Celtic's Irish roots (but predating the Glaswegian side) Hibs were a Catholics-only club in the early years but have long since moved away from their sectarian/political roots. Also relegated to the Championship at the end of the 2013–14 season, but unlike their crosstown rivals have yet to return to the Prem.
* '''Kilmarnock''' are the oldest club side playing in the Premiership, formed in 1869. "Killie" however have only won a single top-flight title (in 1964-65 season) and three Scottish Cups (the last of which came in 1997). The Ayrshire side play at Rugby Park, wear blue and white stripes and are famous for the quality of their matchday pies.
* North Lanarkshire side '''Motherwell''' play in claret and amber and were formed in 1886. Known as the Steelmen due to the famous Lanarkshire industry, Motherwell are based at Fir Park Stadium and share a geography-based rivalry with Hamilton Academical. Winning their solitary title in 1932, 'Well also have won a League Cup and two Scottish Cups (the most famous of which was in 1991). Tragedy struck the club in December 2007 when club Captain and fan-favourite Phil O'Donnell (who scored in that 1991 victory) died of a left ventricular failure on the pitch.
* The youngest side in the Premiership is Highlands club '''Inverness Caledonian Thistle''' (known as Caley Thistle or ICT). Founded in 1994, the club joined the SFL and soon gained a reputation as giant killers after a shocking upset victory in a Cup match at Celtic Park in 1999. However, Caley Thistle would have to wait to pick up a major trophy until 2015, when they won the Scottish Cup. Their home ground, the Tulloch Caledonian Stadium, is situated beside the Moray Firth and they wear royal blue and red.
* '''St Johnstone''' - one of several clubs known as The Saints - were formed in 1884 and call [=McDiarmid=] Park their home. They hail from Perth and wear light blue, but had no major honours to their name until winning the Scottish Cup in 2014.
* Another side recently promoted back to the Premiership is '''Hamilton Academical''', known as "The Accies" and playing at New Douglas Park. Founded in 1874, they wear red and white hoops and have no major honours. Returned to the Prem by winning the promotion/relegation play-offs at the end of the 2013–14 season.
* Still another recent Premiership returnee (most recently promoted in 2013) is '''Partick Thistle''', one of the Glasgow clubs outside the Old Firm. Founded in 1876, they have played at Firhill Stadium in Maryhill since 1909, but retain their "Partick" name. ''The Jags'' wear yellow and red stripes and have won the Scottish Cup once.
* '''St Mirren''' was Paisley's only representative in top-flight football from 2006–07 to 2014–15, after which they were relegated to the Championship. Formed in 1877 the club are based out of St Mirren Park, originally at Love Street (which the stadium was commonly known as) before moving to a new home in 2009. The Buddies, who play in black and white, have won the Scottish Cup on three occasions and are regular winners of the Refrewshire Cup, which they take part in every summer with old rivals Greenock Morton.

Other sides:

* '''Queen's Park''' are a League Two (third division) side based in Glasgow. They are notable for a number of reasons: firstly, they play out of 52,000 seater stadium Hampden Park (Scotland's national stadium) and are the oldest club in Scotland (founded in 1867). They are also the only amateur side left in the senior Scottish game, a long-standing tradition dating back to their opposition to professionalisation in the late 19th century (their motto is "''Ludere Causa Ludendi''" – to play for the sake of playing). They are the only Scottish club to play in the FA Cup Final (in 1884 and 1885), own the oldest football-related structure in existence (Lesser Hampden), won the first televised game involving a Scottish side in 1951 and are the third most successful side in the Scottish Cup, winning the trophy ten times - although the last was in 1893!
* '''Airdrie United''' is a story worth discussing. The first Airdrie - called Airdrieonians - were founded in 1878 and were a fixture of the Scottish Leagues for decades. However in the late nineties/early 21st century the club faced financial trouble and was ultimately liquidated in 2002. Fans of the club rallied around a newly formed successor, Airdrie United, but United failed in their application to join the League (their place was given to Gretna). In desperation, Airdrie United owner Jim Ballantyne bought out the crumbling League side Clydebank FC, moved them to Airdrie and renamed them Airdrie United, thus bringing Airdrie back to the League. Airdrie United is considered a continuation of Airdrieonians, while Clydebank supporters reformed their club (now in the Junior leagues) in 2003/04 season.
* '''Gretna FC''' began life in 1946 as a Scottish Junior League side before deciding to play across the border in the early 1980s. The club found some success in the lower regions of the English pyramid and became the first Scottish side to play in the FA Cup since Rangers had appeared in 1887. When Airdrieonians collapsed in 2002 Gretna applied to join the Scottish League and were successful. Under the ownership of grass-roots football advocate Brooks Mileson, Gretna raced up the Leagues with three successive promotions from 2005 to 2007 that took them to the Premier League. They were the first third tier team to reach the Scottish Cup final - where they lost on penalties to Hearts in 2006 - but as Hearts had qualified for the following seasons Champions League, Gretna won a spot in the UEFA Cup. However the club was in debts of m in 2008, and while it was struggling in the SPL Mileson fell ill (and later passed away), later removing his financial support and plunging the club into administration. Players and staff were made redundant, only 400 people turned up to see them be relegated. The club resigned from the League and was dissolved later that summer.

[[folder:The Football Association of Wales]]

* Cardiff City
** The only non-English side to have won the FA Cup (in 1927) and got to the 2008 final, where they were beaten by Portsmouth. Won the Championship title in 2013, earning them a spot in the Premiership for 2013–14... but dropped back to the Championship at the end of that season.
* Swansea City
** Finished eighth in the Championship in the 08/09 season, making a big impact in their first season after promotion from League One. They made a bigger impact in 2010/11, winning the four-team Championship promotion playoff, sending them to the top level for the first time since 1983, and making them the first Welsh team in the modern history of the English Premier League. Won the Football League Cup, a second-level trophy, in 2013, giving them a spot in the 2013–14 Europa League. Still in the Prem.
* The New Saints
** Formerly [[TropeCoTropeOfTheWeek Total Network Solutions]], one of the leading clubs in the Welsh Premier League, famous for [[Series/SoccerSaturday Jeff Stelling's]] RunningGag about dancing on the streets of Total Network Solutions whenever they win. (Stelling still continues with the gag, using "The New Saints" instead.) They actually play their home games in England—they absorbed Oswestry Town, a nearby English club that played in the Welsh leagues, when the latter club folded, and chose to play at Oswestry's larger home ground.

[[folder:The Irish Football Association (Northern Ireland)]]
* Ards
* Ballinamallard United
* Ballymena United
* Carrick Rangers
* Cliftonville
* Coleraine
* Crusaders
* Donegal Celtic
* Dungannon Swifts
* Glenavon
* Linfield
* Lisburn Distillery
* Portadown
* Warrenpoint Town

Former IFA sides:
* Belfast Celtic
* Derry City (left Northern Ireland's football league in the early years of UsefulNotes/TheTroubles and now play in the Republic of Ireland's football league)