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->''"It is a basic requirement of any British institution that it baffle foreigners."''
-->--'''Creator/BillBryson''', ''Notes From a Small Island''

Useful information on British life and the United Kingdom for those who are not British.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is a Northern European state[[note]]Geographically as well as according to the UsefulNotes/EuropeanUnion and UsefulNotes/UnitedNations, at least. Politically, however, they are Western European, and culturally they are a mix of both with Scotland in particular having large Northern European influences[[/note]] which sits on a collection of islands in ([[UsefulNotes/WithEuropeButNotOfIt or "near"]]) the north-west of UsefulNotes/{{Europe}}, most particularly Great Britain and a northern part of the island of Ireland, as well as smaller islands like Orkney and Shetland. "Great Britain" is not the name of the country, at least not since 1801.

Britain is made up of four "home nations" wedged into a space slightly smaller than the state of Oregon: England, UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}, UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} and UsefulNotes/NorthernIreland. Wales was annexed by England in the middle ages (and the title of Wales' old ruler - Prince of Wales (''Tywysog Cymru'') - has been passed to the reigning English monarch's eldest son ever since) but Scotland's entry into this Union was via vote of the Scottish Parliament in the early 18th century which means, theoretically, Scotland entered as an equal. Because England and Scotland merged to form the Kingdom of Great Britain, this means that talking about the "Kingdom of England" (or of Scotland) after 1707 is incorrect as those entities had legally ceased to exist. (Which makes the common foreign -- and frequently domestic -- reference to Her Majesty as 'the Queen of England' a mistake). The title "United Kingdom" only came about when another Act of Union combined the Kingdom of Great Britain with the Kingdom of Ireland, though paragraph III of the 1707 Act of Union states "THAT the united Kingdom of Great Britain be Represented by one and the same Parliament..." (note the capitalisation) and the description "United Kingdom" was in common parlance in the 18th century.

The King of England (and subsequently Great Britain) was also Lord of Ireland from 1171, and King of Ireland from 1541. Ireland joined the UK in 1801, theoretically by the same means as Scotland--i.e. a free vote of its Parliament--but since that Parliament was dominated by the Protestant Anglo-Irish minority, the union was [[UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion a bit controversial]]. Ireland gained formal independence again after its 1919-21 War of Independence, forming the Irish Free State, which later became the Republic Of Ireland. Since 1999, Scotland and Wales have been partially self-governing through a new Scottish Parliament and the Welsh Assembly respectively, though these bodies only have powers to deal with certain areas of government - education policy, for example. Scotland & Wales still elect [=MPs=] to the main London Parliament too, which retains control over national issues like defence. Northern Ireland is a portion of Ireland that remained part of the United Kingdom after the rest of Ireland decided to become independent (and, later, a republic) in the 20th century. Unlike the other home nations, which only achieved this fairly recently, Northern Ireland has been partially self-governing since its creation in 1921, though this was suspended between 1972 and 2002 due to [[UsefulNotes/TheTroubles a small spot of bother]].

Variously described by names such as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the United Kingdom, the British Isles, Great Britain, Britain; many in fact refer to subtly different entities and these themselves may contain areas with different rules (the Channel Islands, Man, etc). It is perfectly easy to run across a construction like, ''"The Isle of Man is part of the British Isles but not governed by the British Prime Minister; though it is not part of the United Kingdom it is subject to the British Monarch"'' - all of which is essentially correct, but the hideous confusion all these overlapping and vaguely similar-sounding terms create is so great it is nearly impossible to explain the situation to someone unfamiliar with it. Especially not verbally, when this necessitates using phrases like "a man from Man has a British passport but is not technically British and certainly not from Great Britain" or "the Republic of Ireland in the island of Ireland is properly called Ireland"... Fortunately, the [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife helpful magic of TV Tropes]] now lets you straighten out all this mess by looking at UsefulNotes/BritainVersusTheUK to clear it all up.


The name 'Britain' has been traced back through the Latin 'Brittannia' back to 'Prydain' and the tribal 'Pretani', and most probably means 'the tattooed ones'. [[note]] The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?[[/note]]
A pre-Roman kingdom in the North of England, covering modern Lancashire and Yorkshire, was called ''Brigantia''; rather than fight it elected to become a client kingdom of Rome, and it is possible its name was mis-heard as or corrupted into "Britannia".

The oldest name of all for the main British island is ''Albany'' - this survives into the present day in the Gaelic name for Scotland, (unconquered by Rome) - ''Alba''. The old poetic name for the island is also preserved as ''Albion'' and is used in this context by William Blake and many others.

Modern 'Britain' didn't exist as a political entity until the early 17th century when James VI of Scotland became dual monarch of Scotland and England and, although both countries were independent of one another, the idea of 'Britain' came from this dual monarchy. The British political system (largely inherited from that of England following the two countries' most recent union in 1707) is the oldest in the world but has undergone some major upheavals in its time, including the Magna Carta of the middle ages (which established the rights of the aristocracy in relation to the King), a Civil War in the mid-17th century which overthrew the monarchy and established a republic (although this only lasted eleven years) and a coup d'etat in 1688 known as the 'Glorious Revolution' which overthrew another King and reined in monarchical power meaning that the monarch was forced to rule in partnership with Parliament. Although 1688 is seen as the "basis" for the modern British constitutional setup the years since then have seen the monarchy lose its remaining practical powers and become entirely symbolic whilst Parliament has become the de facto ruler of the country.

Democracy in Britain proceeded through a series of parliamentary reforms, where power was gradually ceded from the nobility, to the common citizenry. Electoral suffrage widened slightly with the Great Reform Act of 1832 which was the first to enlarge the electorate, but still left it very narrow, based on income and with different rules in different places, allowing a fair bit of corruption (the main purpose of the 1832 reforms was ensuring equal representation between urban and rural areas, to reflect the explosive growth of the industrial cities). External events (specifically the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution American]] and [[UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution French]] revolutions) are generally held to have had a large influence on the decision to widen the vote. After this the electorate expanded relatively rapidly during the 19th Century so that for the first time over half of men could vote by 1884. In 1918 property restrictions were removed for all men, who could now vote at the age of 21, and some women were given the vote for the first time (although not on equal terms with men, suffering property and age restrictions). Historians will gladly discuss what caused the government to give women the vote, but the two simplest reasons are the campaigns of the militant suffragettes, and the work that women undertook during the First World War. Some people still held two votes by virtue of being graduates of a [[UsefulNotes/BritishUnis British university]];[[note]][[{{Oxbridge}} Oxford, Cambridge]], University of London, University of Wales, the Queen's University of Belfast, and the University of Dublin and National University of Ireland (when southern Ireland was still part of the UK) each had their own seats; the other unis in England and Scotland had to share constituencies; plus some of the uni constituencies elected two or three [=MPs=]; yes this is all incredibly baffling.[[/note]] TOW says that 7% of the electorate held two votes in 1918. In 1928 women were allowed to vote at 21 just like men could, and in 1969 the voting age was reduced to 18, where it still stands today.

Once ruled the [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire largest empire in world history]] but by the end of UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, its ability to rule those colonies was challenged and independence movements in Ireland, India, Egypt, and Israel broke out. Public opinion was no longer as buoyed by the optimism of empire world-building as it was in the Victorian era, the young generation of Tommies killed in the Great War put a damper on that. The vast mobilization and defense of UsefulNotes/WorldWarII as well as UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt's insistence that the Empire not survive the war made it next to impossible for the UK to maintain its holdings and several former colonies gained its independence between 1945 to 1954. A permanent member of the UN Security Council, and with [[UsefulNotes/UltimateDefenceOfTheRealm its own nuclear weapons]] and one of the few remaining blue-water navies, Britain's status as a [[UsefulNotes/BritsWithBattleships credible military power]] on its own is well cemented, mostly because of [[UsefulNotes/TheFalklandsWar the war in the Falkland Islands]]: waging war with an advanced military force sited ''next door'' to the contested scrap of land in open conflict 8000 miles away ''and then winning'' is no mean feat. Once an industrial powerhouse, Britain now has a mainly service-based economy but is still [[http://www.economist.com/opinion/displaystory.cfm?story_id=15772127 the world's sixth largest]] manufacturer.

The British have a tendency to be SophisticatedAsHell when it comes to their own language, frequently throwing odd bits of Latin, French, Spanish, German, Italian and Hindi phrases into everyday conversation. Tellingly London has a population where over 250 languages are spoken. This is likely due to the fact that throughout history, there has been a steady influx of external cultural influences to the island nation, from Romans to Scandinavian to French, thus the need to evolve their language into a highly complicated pidgin to facilitate communication and trade.

Britain creates sports and watches the rest of the world master them, with the exception of SelfDeprecation, which nobody else seems to have the hang of[[note]] Australia and Canada do a pretty good job, but that's probably because they inherited it directly. [[/note]]. As the only English-speaking country for most of history, a huge proportion of classic English-language literature originates from the British Isles.

The UK produces a large number of English-language films and TV programmes of international fame, from well-known establishments like Creator/PinewoodStudios and Creator/TheBBC.

Since Britain is the cradle of the English language, British English has been known as... [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus oh sod it. I never wanted to do this. Ranting in a page about the traits of a country in Europe. Discussing linguistics I have little base to know. I always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!]].

''Areas of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland''
* UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}
** UsefulNotes/{{Glasgow}}
** UsefulNotes/GreaterGlasgow
* UsefulNotes/{{Wales}}
** UsefulNotes/{{Portmeirion}}
* UsefulNotes/NorthernIreland
* Merrie Old England
** UsefulNotes/{{London}}
*** Literature/DickWhittingtonAndHisCat
*** UsefulNotes/OneLondonThirtyThreeBoroughs
*** UsefulNotes/TheWestEnd
** UsefulNotes/HomeCounties
** UsefulNotes/IsleOfWight
** UsefulNotes/EastAnglia
** UsefulNotes/TheMidlands
*** UsefulNotes/TheWestMidlands (including Birmingham)
** UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry
*** UsefulNotes/{{Cornwall}}
** OopNorth
*** UsefulNotes/FootballPopMusicAndFlatCaps (Liverpool/Manchester)
*** UsefulNotes/NorthEastEngland
** The Peak District
*** UsefulNotes/{{Todmorden}}
** The Lake District
* UsefulNotes/OtherBritishTownsAndCities
* UsefulNotes/TheChannelIslands -- self-governing Crown dependencies outside the UK proper
* UsefulNotes/IsleOfMan -- another Crown dependency
* UsefulNotes/TheFalklandIslands -- a self-governing Overseas Territory (not quite the same as a Crown dependency) outside the UK proper
* UsefulNotes/{{Gibraltar}} -- another Overseas Territory
* UsefulNotes/CelticKingdoms

''What you might see in Britain''
* UsefulNotes/AVeryBritishChristmas
* UsefulNotes/BritishRoads
* UsefulNotes/BritishTouristAttractions
* UsefulNotes/BritishWeather
** AFoggyDayInLondonTown
* UsefulNotes/{{Fete}}
* UsefulNotes/GlastonburyFestival
* {{Mummers}}
* UsefulNotes/ThePoppy

''British Communications and Transportation''
* UsefulNotes/BritishPostalAndTelephoneSystem
* UsefulNotes/BritishRoads
* UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground
* UsefulNotes/NationalRail

''British Culture''
* BritishHumour
* BritishMedia (an index of articles)
* UsefulNotes/BritishNationalAnthems
* Radio/ShippingForecast
* UsefulNotes/TheWestEnd

''British Economics''
* UsefulNotes/BritishBusinesses
* UsefulNotes/CouncilEstate

''British Government And Politics''
* UsefulNotes/BritishPoliticalSystem
** UsefulNotes/ConferenceSeason
** UsefulNotes/PartyPoliticalBroadcasts
** UsefulNotes/PrimeMinistersQuestionTime
** UsefulNotes/TheMenOfDowningStreet
** UsefulNotes/UnitedKingdomGeneralElection2015
* UsefulNotes/BritsWithBattleships
** UsefulNotes/UltimateDefenceOfTheRealm (UK nuclear weapons)
** UsefulNotes/ThePoppy

''British History''
* UsefulNotes/AngloSaxons
* UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfNormandy
* UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfPlantagenet
** UsefulNotes/WarsOfTheRoses
* UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfTudor
* UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfStuart
** UsefulNotes/RobertTheBruce
** UsefulNotes/EnglishCivilWar
** UsefulNotes/GuyFawkes
* UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfHanover
** UsefulNotes/HanoverStuartWars
** UsefulNotes/TheBritishEmpire
*** UsefulNotes/TheRaj
** UsefulNotes/VictorianBritain
*** UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria
* UsefulNotes/TheHouseOfWindsor
** UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily
*** UsefulNotes/HMTheQueen
*** Creator/MeghanMarkle[[note]]who has her own page by virtue of already being an actress[[/note]]
** [[UsefulNotes/TheHomeFront The Blitz]]
** UsefulNotes/PostWarBritishPolitics
** UsefulNotes/TheTroubles (Northern Ireland, c.1966-1998)
** UsefulNotes/TheFalklandsWar

''British People''
* UsefulNotes/BritishAccents
** UsefulNotes/ScottishEnglish
* UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish
** UsefulNotes/OtherBritishLanguages
* UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily
* BritishRoyalGuards
* BritishTeeth
* IAmVeryBritish
* UsefulNotes/TheMenOfDowningStreet
* UsefulNotes/ATouchOfClassEthnicityAndReligion

''British Food and Drink''
* UsefulNotes/BritishPubs
* UsefulNotes/TeaAndTeaCulture

''British Sports''
* UsefulNotes/{{Cricket}}
** UsefulNotes/CricketRules
** UsefulNotes/TheAshes
* UsefulNotes/FootyRules
** UsefulNotes/TheFACup
** UsefulNotes/FootyLeagues
*** UsefulNotes/EnglishPremierLeague
*** UsefulNotes/ScottishPremierLeague
** UsefulNotes/BritishFootyTeams
* UsefulNotes/{{Wimbledon}}
* UsefulNotes/RugbyUnion
** UsefulNotes/RugbyLeague

''British Crime And Punishment''
* UsefulNotes/BritishLaws
** UsefulNotes/TheCommonLaw
* UsefulNotes/BritishCoppers
** UsefulNotes/ScotlandYard
* UsefulNotes/BritishCourts
* UsefulNotes/BritishPrisons
* UsefulNotes/DrugClasses
* UsefulNotes/ICNumber
* LondonGangster
* TrafficWardens
* UsefulNotes/TheTwoCertaintiesInBritain
* TheYardies
* YouDoNotHaveToSayAnything

''British Miscellany''
* UsefulNotes/BankHolidays (British public holidays)
* BlitzEvacuees
* UsefulNotes/BritainVersusTheUK
* BritishComics
* UsefulNotes/BritishEducationSystem
** UsefulNotes/BritishUnis
*** {{Oxbridge}}
** UsefulNotes/{{GCSEs}}
* Creator/BritishFilmInstitute
* UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers
* UsefulNotes/ChangeRinging
* Series/ChildrenInNeed
* UsefulNotes/ComicRelief
* UsefulNotes/TheCommonwealthOfNations
* UsefulNotes/TheEuropeanUnion
* UsefulNotes/TheGreatBritishSeaside
* UsefulNotes/TheIrishQuestion
* UsefulNotes/KnightFever
* UsefulNotes/NationalHealthService
* UsefulNotes/OfficialSecretsAct
* UsefulNotes/OldBritishMoney
* {{Pantomime}}
* UsefulNotes/SillySeason
* StiffUpperLip
* VSign
* UsefulNotes/WithEuropeButNotOfIt

[[folder: The Union Flag ]]

->Also known by its naval-use name "Union Jack", the flag combines the flags of the then-known realms of the United Kingdom in 1801 -- the Saint George's Cross of England (with Wales; red cross over white field), the Saint Andrew's Cross of Scotland (white saltire over blue frame), and the Saint Patrick's Cross of Ireland (red saltire over white field).

[[folder: St. George's Cross (The English flag) ]]

->The red cross on a white field goes back to UsefulNotes/TheCrusades, when English and French crusaders exchanged colours assigned to them by UsefulNotes/ThePope with each other (originally England got a standard of a white cross on a red field), which was identified with Saint George, a late 3rd-century Roman soldier.