* Roy Zimmerman's song "Firing the Surgeon General" established the title phrase as a euphemism for masturbation (by paralleling it to a number of other such euphemisms) to satirize the controversy that resulted in the 1994 dismissal of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders]].
* LimpBizkit's ''Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water''. "Chocolate starfish" here being a euphemism for asshole, while "hot dog flavoured water" comes from an in-joke about how Wes Borland saw flavoured water on sale at a truck stop while touring, and jokingly wondered if they also come in meat or hot dog flavour.
* Kelis: "[[GainAxing My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...]]"
* When Emilie Autumn performed her song "Misery Loves Company" on a morning news show, she replaced the line "pray for me you fucker, if you fucking dare" with "pray for me you muffin, if you muffin dare".
* Bloodhound Gang's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-F16WoHO4A "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"]] is just full of these.
** That's ''all'' the song is. Try to find one line that doesn't have an UnusualEuphemism in it.
** Almost EVERY one of BHG's songs are like this. The most obvious being "Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss" "Bad Touch" and The Aforementioned "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
* Music/TheDecemberists' "The Chimbley Sweep":
-->"Oh lonely urchin," the widow cried
-->"I've not been swept since the day my husband died."
* "Sugalumps" by FlightOfTheConchords is filled with euphamisms for testicles, including the titular "sugalumps."
** The song "Mutha'Uckas" and the term Muther'flippin from "Hiphophippotomous Vs. Rhymnocerous"
* Played with in the music video for "Laid" by the band James. One line originally goes "But she only comes when she's on top." The version used in the music video replaces "comes" with "sings" - but that part of the video has a close shot of the lead singer, who is obviously singing the original lyric.
* Originally composed for the alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai newsgroup, the song "I Wanna Slowpoke Your Cloyster ('Till My Bulbasaur)" introduced the title phrase, as well as "jiggling the Jigglypuff".
* "The Fez" by Steely Dan isn't about a hat. It's a (made up?) euphemism for a condom.
** But then "Steely Dan" is a euphemism for an erection, so that's hardly surprising.
*** Steely Dan actually took their name from the nickname for a large metal dildo in ''Literature/NakedLunch''.
* Viktor Vaughn's song "Mister Clean" has little to do with cleaning supplies; the title refers to Vik's insistance that his barber "Give me a Mister Clean", or shave his head completely, at the end.
** Vik has a lot of strange or unique words or phrases. At one point he reminisces about something that happened "six degrees ago", etc.
** The same artist does something similar in his Kind Geedorah persona; Geedorah is a space monster who doesn't truly understand humanity, and his alien perspective is partially represented by some seriously idiosyncratic speech quirks.
* In the MeatLoaf song ''I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)'', "that" is a reference to a previous line where the singer names a thing he would never do ("forget the way you feel", "stop dreaming of you", etc.) Due in no small part to the complexity of the lyrical construction, it's also assumed by many listeners to be a euphemism for something else, to the point where Meat Loaf says "What is ''that''?" is the most frequent question he's asked by his fans.
* [[ThisIsSpinalTap Spinal Tap]]: ''Big Bottom''.
* LadyGaga gives us "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!" in "Love Game" and "bluffin' with my muffin" in "Poker Face".
* Countless P-Funk songs use the word "funk" not only to refer to the music style, but also as a substitute for a similar-sounding word.
** As do the Black-Eyed Peas in "Don't Phunk With My Heart".
*** As a result, some radio stations played "edited" versions replacing "phunk" with "mess", as in "Don't Mess With My Heart".
* Jack Ingram did this with "Love You", replacing "fuck" with "love" (e.g. "Love you, love this town / Love this mother-lovin' truck that keeps breakin' lovin' down").
* Madness' ''House of Fun'' is [[IsntItIronic all about]] a kid on his 16th birthday trying to buy "party hats" at a pharmacy, for the celebration thereof. You know, A box of ''balloons''. Party poppers? That pop in the night?
* American Ride by Toby Keith has "The fit's gonna hit the shan"
* Subverted in "Big Dumb Sex" by Music/{{Soundgarden}}, the verses are full of unusual euphemisms, but the chorus is "I know what to do. I'm gonna [[ClusterFBomb fuck (fuck) (fuck) (fuck)]] you!"
* "Elektronik Supersonik" by Zlad! includes the lines "I put my port plug in your socket" and "So onto my love rocket, climb."
* Music/{{Rammstein}} does that kinda often as well. Most notably in ''Pussy''. Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
* A radio edit of JethroTull's "Locomotive Breath" removed "balls" and spliced in the word "fun" from the previous verse, resulting in the strange expression "got him by the fun."
* {{Starflyer 59}}: While their lyrics never use any words worse than "hell", Jason Martin reportedly used (and possibly still uses) euphemisms like "what the eff" and "piece of shin".
* Steeleye Span's "Drink Down The Moon" uses "cuckoo's nest" to refer to female genitalia.
* Music/{{Aerosmith}} songs are full of this. Most notably the famous Walk This Way has this line "You ain't seen nothin' 'till you're down on a muffin." LadyGaga's line in Poker Face is probably a ShoutOut to this song.
** "Muff" may be dated, but it's not an unusual expression, at least not in 1975.
* Music/InsaneClownPosse use the terms "Neden" and "Cotton Candy" over "vagina" or "pussy"; other Creator/PsychopathicRecords artists have used this term as well: Music/AnybodyKilla released a song called "Your Neden's Haunted", loosely about sexually-transmitted disease ala ICP's "Bugz On My Nugz".
* When MoralGuardians complained about [[ChristianRock Christian]] [[{{Rap}} rapper]] Manafest using the phrase "you scare the hell out of me" (a religious {{pun}} previously used by [[HairMetal Stryper]] and [[{{Deathcore}} Impending Doom]]), he changed the line to "you scare the ''junk'' out of me." UnusualDysphemism?
* Music/CabCalloway, in "Minnie the Moocher" tells how her boyfriend taught her 'how to kick the gong around', which meant 'how to smoke an opium pipe' in the 1920s.
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's ''One More Minute'' mentions being "stranded all alone in the gas station of love", and having "to use the self-service pumps"
* Music/{{Ludo}}: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUw-V0GPvQU Whipped Cream]]
** When asked [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc7Hm5f1v0w why they chose to write a song about whipped cream]], Andrew responded
-->''I wouldn't say that Whipped Cream is actually about... whipped cream''
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3d6FjEo_U0 Grace Jeanette's version of Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na)]] by MyChemicalRomance she substitues "hugs" for drugs. And then uses it for another word, winding up with "Hug like a Kennedy".
* "Precious" by {{Pretenders}} has "I had my eye on your imperial". It doesn't sound like she means a car. More like a scepter.
* A possibly once-common expression, used to give an old-fashioned feel to John Fogerty's "Centerfield": according to WordOfGod, "Brown-eyed handsome man" is an old-time expression for "African-American". Might also pop up in Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" and Music/LedZeppelin's "Good Times Bad Times".
* Music/FrankZappa is quite fond of using phrases such as [[ADateWithRosiePalms "abused the sausage patty"]] in his lyrics.
* A lyric from Music/ThePharcyde's "On The DL": "Should I pursue to do you, or just [[ADateWithRosiePalms stroke my]] [[MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor knot]]?" The narrator is supposed to be a human, not a canine.
* Music/{{Voltaire}}'s song "[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration The Sexy Data Tango]]" is just full of these.
* Music/WarrenZevon's "Model Citizen":
-->In the cool of the evening
-->When the sun goes down
-->My wife's playing canasta
-->With every guy in town
* "[[TheWho Mama's got a Squeeze Box, Daddy never sleeps at night.]]"
* LadyAntebellum's "Downtown":
-->I got a dress that'll show a little uh uh\\
But you ain't gettin' uh uh if you don't come pick me up
* "Hey Bobby" by K.T. Oslin:
-->Hey Bobby
-->Would you like to for a ride in the country with me
* "House of Fun" by Madness is about a teenage boy trying to buy condoms from the chemist, but is too embarrassed to actually say "condoms", so he uses euphemisms that the poor lady behind the counter doesn't understand.
* The music of Music/{{Devo}} is chock full of strange, obscure euphemisms, an extreme example being their demo song "Goo Goo Itch":
-->Itchy, itchy goo, there's a pile next to you
-->Itchy goo, itchy goo and it's turning blue
-->Itchy goo, itchy goo, itchy goo, goo, goo
-->It's all I want to do, whammo!
** Nobody (apparently even Jerry Casale) is quite sure what "Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin')" is about.
-->I saw my baby yesterday
-->She spent her money on a car
-->It didn't get her very far
-->So my baby said to me
-->You know my baby she said sloppy
-->I think I missed the hole
** "Be Stiff", if you can [[SomethingSomethingLeonardBernstein discern the lyrics to begin with]], has lines such as "Fruit ooze is wetly lewd, so stay dry in rubber boots," "Cucumbers ripe and rude," "Breathe hard in metal suits," and so forth.
* The opening line of "Combine Harvester" by Music/TheWurzels: "I drove my tractor through your haystack last night."
* From Autumn to Ashes' "Take Her to the Music Store" was written about a friend who was raped, or "fucked against her own will." The title is based off of an euphemism, "taken to the music store," created among bandmates after a bad experience with a local music store that ripped them off (or rather, [[DoNotExplainTheJoke fucked the band against their own will]]).
* Music/{{Eminem}}'s song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGUuMAuudPE "Fack"]]. (Warning: the song is very {{NSFW}}.) Guess what "fack" is a synonym for.
-->"Oh God, I wanna facking fack"\\
"No, not 'fuck', I said 'fack'"\\
"F-A-C-K F-A-C-K fack, fack fack facking freak me!"
* Parodied by Music/TheLonelyIsland with their song "I Don't Give A Honk".