These tropes actually have happened, but will lead to [[OhCrap misfortune]] or [[MindScrew confusion]] if they ever [[SelfDemonstratingArticle self-demonstrated]] [[DarthWiki/TropesThatWillNeverHappen so they will never do so]].

Compare to TropesThatWillNeverHappen/EchoChamber.

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!! Dishonorable mentions:

* AuthorExistenceFailure
* AxCrazy
* BadWritingIndex
* BannedInChina
* ''WebVideo/BenDrowned''
* BetterThanSex
** It's TV Tropes; ''of course'' it's better than sex!
* BladderOfSteel
* BloodlessCarnage (would only be possible if text had blood)
* BrotherSisterIncest
* BrownNote
* CatsAreMean
* ConnectedAllAlong
* CopycatCover
* CosmicHorrorStory
* {{Creepypasta}}
* DeaderThanDead
* DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck
* DisneyOwnsThisTrope
* DistaffCounterpart
* EatsBabies
* EatingMachine
* EldritchAbomination
** TvTropes isn't one?
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
** So far, so good
* EpicFail
* ExpansionPack
** Unless replies count as expansions, or the original poster edits something to add more...
* FandomHeresy
* FanDumb
* FanHater
* FanMyopia
* FountainOfMemes
** C'mon! The XKCD meme density record can't be unbeatable!
* GambitRoulette
* GiftedlyBad
** I also wrote the self-demonstrating versions of EpicFail and DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible
* GoMadFromTheRevelation
* GravityIsAHarshMistress
* HateDumb
* HumanoidAliens
* HumansAreBastards
* IBangedYourMom
* ImageBoards
* InNameOnly (If so, it would be about stuff that is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.)
* InternetCounterattack
* TheInternetIsForPorn
* IrisOut
** Unless the page was animated or something.
* JumpScare
* JustOneSecondOutOfSync
* KilledOffForReal
* KnifeNut
* {{Lolicon}}
* LostForever
* {{Narm}}
* NationalStereotypes
* OmnicidalManiac
* OlderThanTelevision (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
* PaintedTunnelRealTrain
* Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs (Either the literal or the figurative version.)
* ParallelPornTitles
* ParentalIncest
* Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub
* PlanetEater
* PoweredByAForsakenChild (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
* PublicMediumIgnorance
* Really700YearsOld
* RetGone
** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
** Subverted if the trope is ever renamed. [[note]]Might be CanonDiscontinuity if the title is considered a form of canon.[[/note]]
* RevenueEnhancingDevices
* RightPlaceRightTimeWrongReason
* RoleEndingMisdemeanor
* DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER
* RuleThirtyFour
* SceneryGorn
* ScheduleSlip
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem… unless Tropers/FastEddie decides to.
* SecretTestOfCharacter
* SelfDemonstratingArticle
** Isn't it impossible for that to ''not'' self-demonstrate? I mean, it exists, and it's about self-demonstrating pages, so that makes it a self-demonstrating page in itself...doesn't it?
** It logically can either self-demonstrate or not self-demonstrate, [[{{Mindscrew}} but distinguishing between the two is impossible]] [[LogicBomb because either can only be proven by tautology.]][[note]]Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles ''does'' self-demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article ''doesn't'' self demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.[[/note]]
* SelfDestructMechanism
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
* ShockSite
** If it were possible, this would perhaps be more comforting.
* {{Shotacon}}
* DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible
* Website/SomethingAwful
* SpeakingSimlish
* {{Squick}}
* SturgeonsLaw
** Not if 90% of the page is poorly written.
* TalkingAnimal
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill
* TimeMaster
* {{Troll}}
* TheUnintelligible
** Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.
* UnfortunateImplications
* {{Unwinnable}}
** How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?
*** The same way you win The Game.
* DarthWiki/WallBanger
* WhiteVoidRoom
** The closest thing we have to that is EmptyRoomPsych.
* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman
* YearInsideHourOutside - if only TVTropes was like this.
* {{Yiff}}
* YourMom
* {{Zapped}}
** This could have already happened to SelfDemonstrating/{{Zapped}}, and we would never know.
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