These tropes actually have happened, but will lead to [[OhCrap misfortune]] or [[MindScrew confusion]] if their pages ever [[SelfDemonstratingArticle self-demonstrated]] [[DarthWiki/TropesThatWillNeverHappen so they will never do so]].

Compare to TropesThatWillNeverHappen.EchoChamber.

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!!Dishonorable mentions:

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[[folder:Against the rules]]
* Website/FourChan
* BeliefMakesYouStupid
* BrownNote
** Well, if you try to open it, the computer crashes, and you get a seizure, it will be. We can't control that one...
* Administrivia/ConversationInTheMainPage
** It will not always be self-demonstrating, but sure thing it will keep happening on any non-locked page in the future.
* Administrivia/EditWar
* EpilepticFlashingLights
* FandomHeresy
* FanDumb
* FanHater
* FanMyopia
* FlameBait
* GiftedlyBad
** I also wrote the self-demonstrating versions of EpicFail and DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible.
* {{Gorn}}
* HateDumb
* HumansAreBastards
* ImageBoards
* InternetCounterattack
* TheInternetIsForPorn
** GenderAndSexualityTropes
* JumpingTheShark (You could try, but the page would just be brought to TRS.)
* {{Lemon}}
* LoliconAndShotacon
* ObviousBeta
* OneWordVocabulary
* Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs (Either the literal or the figurative version. Though we have JustForFun.PeopleSitOnChairs)
* PornWithPlot
* PornWithoutPlot
* RuleThirtyFour
** It already is, apparently...
* SceneryGorn
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem… unless Tropers/FastEddie decides to.
* SensoryAbuse
* ShockSite
** If it were possible, this would perhaps be more comforting.
* ''Music/SiIvaGunner''
* DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible
** If the Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub is any indication, there ''were'' pages that were indeed So Bad, They Were Horrible themselves, but through their self-demonstration, they reduced the quality of the wiki, some of which, like [=Horrible/Fanfic=] violated [[Archive/TheGoogleIncident content rules]] and the Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement, so they had to be cut.
* ''Website/SomethingAwful''
* {{Squick}}
* SturgeonsLaw
** Not if 90% of the page is poorly written.
* SuicideDare
* Administrivia/TooRareToTrope
* TranslationWithAnAgenda (Translating the page into other languages, while ignoring the Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment)
* {{Troll}}
** The DarthWiki/UltimateTrollEntry is on the Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub for a reason.
* {{Trumplica}}
* WritingPitfallIndex
* {{Yiff}}
* YourMom
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[[folder:Impossible for a TV Tropes page]]
* AxCrazy
* BladderOfSteel
** You will need one to read the entire page in one go though.
* BloodlessCarnage (would only be possible if text had blood)
* BoomHeadshot
* BrotherSisterIncest
* TheCasanova
** [[CargoShip Well...]]
* CopycatCover (there aren't really covers for pages)
* DeathTrap ([[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife In the long run, maybe.]])
* DistaffCounterpart
* EatsBabies
* EatingMachine
* ExpansionPack
** Unless replies count as expansions, or the original poster edits something to add more...
* FateWorseThanDeath
* GravityIsAHarshMistress
** The page constantly scrolls down, and when it gets to the bottom it [[IncrediblyLamePun ''crashes.'']]
* GroinAttack
* HumanoidAliens
* IBangedYourMom
** Subverted when I did, in fact, bang your mom.
* IrisOut
** Unless the page was animated or something.
* JumpScare
* JustOneSecondOutOfSync
** Except if there is lag on the connection.
* LotusEaterMachine, hopefully.
* MadeOfExplodium
* MoreThanThreeDimensions
* OmnicidalManiac
* ParentalIncest
* PlanetEater
* PottyFailure
* PoweredByAForsakenChild (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
* PsychoKnifeNut
* RightPlaceRightTimeWrongReason
* SealedEvilInACan
* SelfDestructMechanism
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
* SyntheticPlague
* TechDemoGame (make the page so long and fill it with so many images that only the most high-end [=PCs=] can load it)
* TechnicolorToxin
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill
* TomatoInTheMirror
* {{Unwinnable}}
** How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?
*** The same way you win The Game.
* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman
* Website/{{Zombocom}} (You can do ''anything'' at Zombo.com. ''Anything at all.'')
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[[folder:Impossible in real life]]
* AnachronismStew
* AttractiveBentSpecies
* AWizardDidIt (Unless if someone from Creator/WizardsOfTheCoast made the page)
* EldritchAbomination
** Website/TVTropes isn't one?
* MindRape
* PaintedTunnelRealTrain
* RealityBreakingParadox
* RetGone
** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
** Subverted if the trope is ever renamed. [[note]]Might be CanonDiscontinuity if the title is considered a form of canon.[[/note]]
** Wouldn't it only be subverted if there is no redirect?
* TalkingAnimal
* ThisIndexHappenedOffscreen
* TimeMaster
* YearInsideHourOutside - if only Website/TVTropes was like this.
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[[folder:Removes or hides information]]
* BlankBook
* TheIllegible (Unless something really goes wrong with the code.)
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}}'' (Although there is a mini version somewhere on DarthWiki/HowNotToWriteAnExample)
* SpeakingSimlish
* TheUnintelligible
** Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.
* WhiteVoidRoom
** The closest thing we have to that is EmptyRoomPsych.
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[[folder:Requires a future event]]
* BannedInChina
** Subverted if the Chinese government gets ever pissed off with this site or decides to restrict the internet even more.
* DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck
* DisneyOwnsThisTrope
** Don't jinx it…
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
** So far, so good.
** Subverted when Cuthulu raises from the underworld to seize all things and drag them back to the depths of Oblivion.
* FountainOfMemes
** C'mon! The ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' meme density record can't be unbeatable!
* MaternalDeathBlameTheChild
** If a subtrope led to an issue with the parent trope that resulted in the parent trope getting cut, this ''might'' count.
* OvershadowedByControversy
** Given that [[Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub some pages were so controversial they were eventually cut forever]], this isn't entirely out of the question.
* PortingDisaster (unless [[Administrivia/TwoPointZero version 2.0]] messes it up)
* Really700YearsOld
** Give it time.
* DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER
* WallOfText
** Give it time until people adds enough examples...
* WeAreNotAloneIndex: Website/{{Wikipedia}} most likely isn't interested in documenting their overlap with TV Tropes. Or any other wiki for that matter.
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[[folder:Requires a past event]]
* DevelopmentHell (Todo: write description, add examples.)
* OlderThanTelevision (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
* TheOldestOnesInTheBook
* ScheduleSlip
* TimeAbyss
* TimeImmemorialIndex
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[[folder:Requires page removal]]
* DeaderThanDead
** The wiki is technically not alive, and due to resurrection being impossible for now and the site being not organic or even material...
* DestructionEqualsOffSwitch (If this were self-demonstrating, the page would automatically be cut if anyone blanks it.)
* KilledOffForReal
* Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub (where would you say "do not recreate"?)
* RoleEndingMisdemeanor
* ScrewedByTheLawyers
* ThisPageWillSelfDestruct
%%* Zapped (disambiguated; now an entry in Administrivia/TVTropesGlossary)
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[[folder:Title and name tropes]]
* ArtifactTitle (unless everyone decides it's spelled "[[SeparatedByACommonLanguage artefact]]")
* CensoredTitle
* ForeignLanguageTitle
* InitialismTitle
* InNameOnly (If so, it would be about stuff that is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.)
* InvisibleWriting
* MetafictionalTitle
* NeverTrustATitle
* NoNameGiven
* NonIndicativeName
* NoTitle
* OfficiallyShortenedTitle: Shortening it would be a violation of Administrivia/ClearConciseWitty.
** Wasn’t the wiki’s name originally “Television Tropes and Idioms”?
* OneLetterTitle
* OneWordTitle
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname
* OverlyLongName
* ParallelPornTitles: Replace the TV Tropes logo in the header with a "TV Gropes" logo.
* ThisIndexIsNotAnExample
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[[folder:Other]]
* ''WebVideo/BenDrowned''
* BetterThanSex
** It's TV Tropes; ''of course'' it's better than sex!
* CatsAreMean
** Rrrrr!! Meow meow MEOWR!!!
* ConnectedAllAlong
** I guess this page cannot have a single link inside and no page is allowed to link or redirect to it then?
* ContinuityReboot
* CosmicHorrorStory
* {{Creepypasta}}
* Administrivia/DataVampires
* FictionalDocument (so long as it's a TV Tropes page, even if featured in fiction.)
* GambitRoulette
* GoMadFromTheRevelation
** We just need to copy the format of TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow.
* LukeYouAreMyFather (Even if contributing to a page counts as being its "father", which is a bit weird, people who see this page for the first time obviously won't have contributed to it yet.)
* {{Narm}}
* NationalStereotypes
* PublicMediumIgnorance
* RevenueEnhancingDevices
* SecretTestOfCharacter
* SelfDemonstratingArticle
** Isn't it impossible for that to ''not'' self-demonstrate? I mean, it exists, and it's about self-demonstrating pages, so that makes it a self-demonstrating page in itself...doesn't it?
** It logically can either self-demonstrate or not self-demonstrate, [[{{Mindscrew}} but distinguishing between the two is impossible]] [[LogicBomb because either can only be proven by tautology.]][[note]]Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles ''does'' self-demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article ''doesn't'' self demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.[[/note]]
*** Any non-self-demonstrating article listed on the page will eventually be corrected and made self-demonstrating or deleted, so...
* SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife (Autsch!)
* UnfortunateImplications
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