These tropes are [[Administrivia/TooRareToTrope too uncommon]] or [[MindScrew weird]] [[DarthWiki/TropesThatWillNeverHappen so they will never happen]].

Compare to TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooSpecific, TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TheSameButMore, TropesThatWillNeverHappen/XMeetsY, and TropesThatWillNeverHappen/{{Unknowable}}. Contrast TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooUniversal.

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!!Dishonorable mentions:

* Administrivia/ChairsSitOnPeople
* [[JustForFun/AbusingTheKardashevScaleForFunAndProfit Abusing the Kardashian Scale for Fun and Profit]]
* [[AudienceAlienatingPremise Alien Audienceating Premise]]: A work whose premise makes it marketable to aliens.
** [[AudienceAlienatingPremise Alien Audience-Eating Premise]]: A work whose premise eats alien audiences.
* [[AdaptationalWimp Adaptational Pimp]]
* {{Anger Born of|Worry}} {{Angrish}}
* Anger Born of Anger
* Anger Born of Boredom
* Anger Born of Happiness
* Anger Born of Hunger
** [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Morpeko]]
* Anger Born of {{Antidisestablishmentarianism}}
** EvilReactionary?
* [[ApocalypseHow Apocalypse Row]]
* [[HateSink Apathy Sink]]
* [[BigWordShout Big "Meh"]]
* [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu Broke Your Nail Punching Cthulhu]]
* [[AmericansHateTingle Communists Hate Tingle]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick Star]] [[PatrickStewartSpeech Speech]]
** [[Music/FallOutBoy Patrick Stump]] Speech
** Creator/PatrickSwayze Speech
** Creator/PatrickWarburton Speech
** [[Literature/AmericanPsycho Patrick Bateman]] Speech
** Creator/PatrickMcGoohan Speech ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnQYtbbsJzM already exists]])
** [[VideoGame/{{Delicious}} Patrick O'Malley]] Speech
* [[LovableSexManiac Lovable Sax Maniac]]
* {{Lovable Ro|gue}}uge
** [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Rouge the Bat]]
* [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech "The Reason You Blow" Speech]]
* "The Reason [[WeaponsThatSuck This Weapon Sucks]]" Speech
* [[AGodAmI A Dog Am I]]
* [[AGodIAmNot A Dog I Am Not]]
* [[IWantSong "I Don't Want" Song]]
** WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb has the song [[Recap/PhineasAndFerbWizardOfOdd "I Want Nothing"]].
** Music/{{Ramones}}' "I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You," "I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement," "I Don't Want You"
** ''WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt'' has "All I Ever Wanted", which gives the same vibe as this.
** Music/SineadOConnor's "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got"
** [[IAmSong "I Am Not" Song]]
*** Music/{{Ramones}}' "I'm Not Jesus"
*** Tommy Conwell and The Young Rumblers' "I'm Not Your Man"
*** Music/{{AJR}}'s "I'm Not Famous"
** "Do Not Want" Song
** We already have IHateSong.
* [[WritersCannotDoMath Mathematicians Cannot Do Writing]]
** Averted by Creator/LewisCarroll.
* [[GrossOutShow Gross-In Show]]
** [[GrossUpCloseUp Gross-Down Close-Down]]
* {{DreamWorks|Face}} NightmareFace
** {{DreamWorks|Face}} EyelessFace
** {{DreamWorks|Face}} [[TheFaceless Faceless]]
*** {{DreamWorks|Face}} FacelessEye
** {{Wipe That Smile Off Your|Face}} DreamworksFace
** DreamworksFace, [[ShadowedFaceGlowingEyes Glowing Eyes]]
*** DreamworksFace, [[YoungFaceOldEyes Old Eyes]]
** DreamworksFace [[FaceOnTheCover on the Cover]] (DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment)
* Armor Piercing Crap
* Armor Piercing Tap
* EyePoke [[PokeThePoodle the Poodle]]
* [[RonTheDeathEater Death the Ron Eater]]
** The Grim Reaper eating Ron?
* [[WordOfGay Word of Hay]]
** Word of Bae
** Word of Nay
** [[VideoGame/WorldOfGoo Word of Goo]]
* {{Hijacked by|Ganon}} {{Fanon}}
** Similar to DeathOfTheAuthor.
* Mathematically Correct Villain
* Grammatically Correct Villain
* Scientifically Correct Villain
* Technically Correct Villain ([[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} the best kind of correct]])
* {{Accidentally Correct|Writing}} Villain
** GoneHorriblyRight, right?
* Anatomically Correct Villain
* Series/{{Jackass}} [[JerkassHasAPoint Has a Point]]
* {{World of|Jerkass}} Series/{{Jackass}}
* [[CardCarryingVillain Card-Carrying]] VillainProtagonist
** AllLovingHero [[HeroAntagonist Antagonist]]
* [[CardCarryingVillain Card-Carrying]] HeroAntagonist
* Trading-Card-Carrying Villain
* [[TheBard Bard]]-Carrying Villain
* Hard-Carrying Villain
* Lard-Carrying Villain
** FatBastard?
* Mallard-Carrying Villian
* Yard-Carrying Villain
* Bankcard-Carrying Villain
* Drunkard-Carrying Villain
** When your designated driver is evil.
* Guard-Carrying Villain
* Shard-Carrying Villain
* Bard-Carrying Villan
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nard Nard]]-Carrying Villain
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pard Pard]]-Carrying Villain
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnelian Sard]]-Carrying Villain
* Card-Carrying Card
* Villain-Carrying Villain
** So, DarkActionGirl mixed with PregnantBadass?
* Villain-Carrying Card
* [[RussianReversal Card Carries the Villain]]
* Tarot-Card-Carrying Villain
* [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]]-Carrying Villain
* [[RootingForTheEmpire Rooting for the Umpire]]
* [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]] [[LightIsNotGood Is Not Good]] (Overlaps with Complaining)
* Double Standard: Rape, Inanimate Object on Male
** Related to CargoShip.
* Double Standard: Rape, Male on Female
* [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief The Unwilling Suspension of Belief]]
** Exists as EasyEvangelism ?
* {{Bile F|ascination}}ornication
* [[LawfulGood Falafel Good]], [[LawfulNeutral Falafel Neutral]], and [[LawfulEvil Falafel Evil]]
** Sounds like a BlueAndOrangeMorality.
* {{Stupid|Good}} [[ChaoticStupid Stupid]]
** Exists as InsufferableImbecile?
* [[{{Pun}} Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows]]
* [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs People Sit on Spikes]]
--> '''Lady Whiteadder''': In our house, Nathaniel sits on a spike!
--> '''[[{{Series/Blackadder}} Blackadder]]''': And yourself?
--> '''Lady Whiteadder''': I sit on Nathaniel. Two spikes would be an extravagance!
** [[Administrivia/TooRareToTrope Spikes Sit on People]]
* {{Getting|CrapPastTheRadar}} [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F-Bombs]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Past the Radar]]
* [[JustForFun/OneMarioLimit One-Fabio Limit]]
** The limit of MrFanservice characters that can be used in a series?
* [[OneSteveLimit One-Rabodoandrianampoinimerina Limit]]
* One-Chrononhotonthologus Limit
* [[JustForFun/OneMarioLimit One-Ed Limit]]
** Certainly {{averted}} by ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''.
* [[OneSteveLimit Fifteen-Steves Limit]]
** Endless-[[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Chris]] Limit
* [[HongKongDub King Kong Dub]]
* [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment of Heartworming]]
** At least, [[{{Squick}} let's hope not]].
** So, [[http://youtu.be/yL3uY9UtNz4?t=5m20s like this]]?
--> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Ralph Wiggum]]''': …And when the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life.
* Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.
* Website/TVTropes Enhanced My Vocabulary
* {{They Wasted a Perfectly Good P|lot}}orn
** [[PlotTumor Porn Tumor]]
*** ''YMMV.TimeStopBrave'' seems to think so.
** [[MalignantPlotTumor Malignant Porn Tumor]]
** [[PlotHole Porn Hole]]
*** ...TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooUniversal if taken literally?
** [[AdaptationInducedPlotHole Adaptation-Induced Porn Hole]]
** [[DubInducedPlotHole Dub-Induced Porn Hole]]
*** The French poster for ''Film/{{Barbie|2023}}'' where the translation of "he's just Ken" could also be read as "he just knows how to fuck".
** [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot Could Have Avoided This Porn]]
*** Common reaction to the PizzaBoySpecialDelivery trope.
** [[WholePlotReference Whole-Porn Reference]]
** [[YoYoPlotPoint Yo-Yo Porn Point]]
** [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands New Powers as the Porn Demands]]
** [[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet Is for Plot]]
** [[PornStache Plot Stache]]
* Mind Chastity
* [[MindScrew Mind Nail]]
** [[MindScrewdriver Mind Hammer]]
* [[Film/{{Babe}} Ferdinand Was Right]]: People eating animals for Christmas dinner; overlaps with TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooUniversal.
* [[WebVideo/StuartAshen Malensky Trifle]]
* [[TheWalrusWasPaul The Walrus Was Not Paul]]
** The Walrus Was John All Along
** The Walrus was [[WesternAnimation/MinnieTheMoocher Cab Calloway]]
** The Taxman Was George
** This Boy Was Ringo
** The Ocean Child Was Yoko
*** The [[Literature/{{Yoko}} Cat]] Was Yoko
** Hey Jude Was Julian
*** The [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Doctor]] Was Julian
** Sadie Was The Maharishi
** The Nowhere Man Was [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine Jeremy]]
*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]]
** The Walrus Was [[WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM Rotor]]
** The Walrus Was [[Series/MythBusters Jamie]]
** The Walrus Was [[Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof a Horse. Mule! Horse! Mule!]]
** The Walrus Was The Eggman
** The Walrus Was [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik]]
** The Walrus In The Sky With Diamonds
** The Walrus [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg ...And Zoidberg]]
** The [[WebVideo/VinesauceTomodachiLife Walrus mmmmmmm]]
** [[Film/SoylentGreen The Walrus... is PEOPLE!!!!!]]
** [[Franchise/StarWars Luke, I Am The Walrus]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark The Walrus Broke The Dam]]
** The Walrus was The Nowhereman was The Taxman was The Ocean Child was Hey Jude was Sadie was Zoidberg was Rotor was Metalgreymon
** [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And Then The Walrus Was A Zombie]]
** [[HumanAllAlong Walrus All Along]]
** [[IAmAMonster I Am A Walrus]]
** The Real Walrus Was The Friends We Made Along The Way
* Literature/GreenEggsAndHam [[GravityIsAHarshMistress Is A Harsh Mistress]]
* [[BigBrotherIsWatching You Are Watching Big Brother]]
** Used only by ''Series/BigBrother''.
* [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] as a MacGuffin
* [[SoBadItsGood So Good, It's Bad]]
** Sounds like a form of AwesomenessWithdrawal, where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
** This is actually what Creator/DougWalker said about ''Anime/SpiritedAway''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!" He also did a video essay called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJhGSRJhWcU "Can a Film Be So Good It's Bad?"]]
** HighTierScrappy?
*** Then it would be related to ComplacentGamingSyndrome.
* ShowWithinAShow [[OverlyLongGag Within A Show Within A Show Within A...]]
** [[MemeticMutation Yeah,]] [[OverusedRunningGag yeah,]] [[Film/{{Inception}} we need to go deeper, etc, etc.]]
** {{Show Within A|Show}} {{Soap Within A|Show}} {{Show Within A|Show}} {{Soap Within A|Show}} {{Show Within A|Show}} {{Soap Within A|Show}} Show Within A NestedStory (Within A...)
** Something like that happens in ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' in fact.
* Oops, I Forgot To Use The Condom/Vasectomy
** ''Literature/CheaperByTheDozen'', of the "turns out vasectomies ''aren't'' instantly effective" variety.
* [[ArtisticLicense You Fail Staying Alive Forever]]
** Also falls under TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooUniversal, as it applies to, well...
** You Fail "[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Staying Alive]]" Forever
*** "Troper, I thought it was horrendous."
* List of Series That Don't Use Tropes
** JustForFun/TheTropelessTale. Done.
* [[YouKnowThatThingWhere The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
* [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Girl on Girl is Shot]]
** [[{{Pun}} Girl on barbecue is hot]]
*** [[OverlyLongGag Girl on hot is Girl]]
** [[StalkerWithACrush Girl on Lunch Break is Hot]]
** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Girl on Crack is Hot]]
** [[TheProblemWithPenIsland Girl on Girl I Shot]]?
*** Sounds like HeteronormativeCrusader, to be honest.
*** Or a girl on girl cameraman.
*** Or more specifically, BuryYourGays.
** If you move the mental break two words to the left, it sounds like assisted [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]].
* Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
** Wouldn't that be a form of SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome?
*** No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.
*** Also a sub-trope of CharacterDeath.
* Eating inedible and nonexistent things
* Good Is Tactically and Technically Efficient
** There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
*** That would be CrapsackWorld.
* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of]] [[WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa Giant Realistic Flying Tigers]]
** Everything's Better with Giant Realistic Flying Tigers
** Giant Realistic Flying Tiger [[SpaceWhaleAesop Aesop]]
* Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins
** [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Shark sandwiches]] are!
* Tulip Immunity
* No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert
** Shouldn't that be filed under TropesThatWillNeverHappen/{{Unknowable}}?
* All Novelists Are Sane
** For a given value of sane.
* [[MadArtist All Artists Are Sane]]
* [[{{Jerkass}} Ass Jerk]]
** See also AssPull.
* [[BilingualBonus Monolingual Bonus]]
* Nothing Going Wrong Ever
** Sounds related to GodModeSue.
** One Or Two Things Going Wrong In A Manageable Way
** [[WesternAnimation/CloneHigh Nothing Bad Ever Happens To The Kennedys]]
* [[AssInALionSkin Lion in an Ass Skin]]
* Your Cousins as a Gateway Drug.
** Inverted [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1301 here]].
** YourMom Is A Gateway Drug
*** YourMom's A Trope
* [[WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi Discount Sushi Can Be Hazardous To Your Health]]
* [[BlackComedy Undead Baby Comedy]]
** Someone has never seen ''Film/{{Braindead}}''.
** Immortal Baby Comedy
*** Or the ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004'' remake.
** Immoral Baby Comedy
*** Exists as EnfantTerrible.
** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
*** Eh, ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''?
** Completely Unknown Condition Baby Comedy
* Undead Unicorn Trope
** Undead Pegasus Trope
** A [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]] ZombieApocalypse perhaps?
** The opening of a Gloryhammer album?
* [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating 86.5% Approval Rating]]
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
*** RealLife
** 147.964% Disapproval Salad
** [[NumberOfTheBeast 666]] Percent Approval Rating
* World Without Strawmen: Basically a {{Utopia}}.
** World Without A Strawman
** The Death Of Strawman
* Straw [[TheWarOnStraw Strawman]]
** Like accusing someone of using a Strawman as part of your Strawman?
*** Yo dawg...
*** [[UsefulNotes/LogicalFallacies Fallacy Fallacy]]
** ''Webcomic/JesusAndMo'' gives us a [[http://www.jesusandmo.net/2010/10/08/straw/ Straw Straw Strawman]]
* [[StrawFeminist Straw Nazist]]
** Some of {{Those Wacky Nazi|s}} stereotypes might be exaggerated enough to qualify.
* [[KillItWithFire Kill Your Strawman With Fire]]
* Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
** ThatsWhatSheSaid!
* [[SquirrelsInMyPants Prologue In My Pants]]
* [[SquirrelsInMyPants Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants]]
** Epilogue In My Pants, Monologue In My Pants, Soliloquy In My Pants, Rap In My Pants, Sibilance In My Pants, Alligator In My Pants...
** How those words got into my pants, I'll never know.
* Retreating Wall Of Shyness
** What about this [[http://xkcd.com/175/ xkcd]]?
** [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs Non-Moving Wall of Non-Sentience]]
** [[LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts Non-Visible Wall You Can't Touch]]
* {{Ruthless Modern|Pirates}} [[OurZombiesAreDifferent Zombies]]
* Show Us On The Doll Where The [[Series/BabylonFive Vorlons]] {{Touched|ByVorlons}} You
** TabletopGame/ChangelingTheLost
* Bitchslapped By Vorlons
** Sounds like CursedWithAwesome to me.
** Stared At Creepily By Vorlons
** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Falcon Punched]] by Vorlons
* Our Anti-tank rounds are different
* Big Gol
* I Put On My {{Robe and|WizardHat}} [[DracoInLeatherPants Leather Pants]]
* List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
** [[https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif%22 Google it.]]
** {{The Password Is Always|Swordfish}} Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif
** {{The Password Is Always|Swordfish}} [[UsefulNotes/{{GermanLanguage}} Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung]]
*** Aw, great! Now I have to change my password again!
* [[MarySue Cthulhu Sue]]: [[PretentiousPronunciation Pronounced]] [[SublimeRhyme Clu-loo Sue]], this Trope takes the worst aspects of MarySue and increases it to such a level that it becomes a [[LiteralMetaphor metaphoric]] [[EldritchAbomination cosmic horror]] in its own right.
** [[Literature/TheQuintessentialMarySue Someone actually did this intentionally.]]
** [[TabletopGame/ChangelingTheLost The True Fae]].
*** The True Sue?
** [[FanFic/MyImmortal We already have this]].
** How is Cthulsue not entirely possible?
*** CrackPairing
** [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity]] [[MarySue Sue]]
* {{Chainsaw|Good}} Neutral, Chainsaw Evil
** {{Gatling|Good}} Neutral, Gatling Evil
*** Chainsaw [[LawfulStupidChaoticStupid Stupid]], Gatling [[LawfulStupidChaoticStupid Stupid]]
*** Would overlap with ArtisticLicenseGunSafety.
** {{Tank|Goodness}} Neutralness, Tank Evilness
** [[FingerLickinEvil Finger-Lickin']] Neutral
** {{Sorting Algorithm of|Evil}} Neutral
* Et Caput Inter Nubila Ex Machina: Deus Ex Machina, but instead of God, a CloudCuckoolander
* И, [[Administrivia/ZeroContextExample Just]] И
** This would be a good alternate name for TheBackwardsR, actually.
*** But impossible to search.
*** You are weak.
** ♥, Just ♥
* [[ExpressiveShirt Expressive Pants]]
** Expressive Muumuu
** Expressive Penis
* [[ThirdPersonPerson Second Person Person]]
** A lot of people do this occasionally. You've probably told yourself "Okay, you can do this!" at least once in your life.
* [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco In Leather Depends]]
** [[ThatsGottaHurt That's Gotta Chafe]]
** [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]] [[DracoInLeatherPants In Leather Pants]]
** Dumbledore in a Leather Vest
** Hermione in a Leather Kimono
** Voldemort in a Leather Tutu
* OurVampiresAreDifferent When Convenient
** So, an InformedAttribute?
** ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''?
*** I thought that was YourVampiresSuck.
*** Not sure if [[TakeThat Take That]] or [[{{Pun}} Incredibly Lame Pun]]
* [[OurMonstersAreDifferent Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way]]
* Our Monsters Are Different In Some Ways But Alike In Others
** Would probably fit under DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment.
* [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Non-Self-Demonstrating Trope]]
* Not Demonstrable Trope
** See TropesThatWillNeverHappen/WillNeverSelfDemonstrate.
* [[ArtisticLicense You Fail]] [[SpaceWhale Astrozo]][[Literature/{{Discworld}} ology]] Forever
** "Never" is a bit harsh.
* [[ArtisticLicense You Fail]] [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow Space Madness]] Forever
* [[ArtisticLicense You fail Theoretical Xenobiology Forever.]]
** Following ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', how do we not have this?
*** Because it's too obscure or bizarre.
* [[ArtisticLicense You Fail Digestion Forever]]
** Someone's obviously never been to a vorarephilia website.
*** You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that?
* [[ArtisticLicense You]] [[YouHaveFailedMe Fail]] The EvilOverlord Forever
** Isn't that TheBlofeldPloy?
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
** [[QuirkyWork What Do You Mean, It Wasn't Made On Drugs?]]
** Could be VillainsOutShopping.
*** And ParanoiaGambit. [[Webcomic/{{Freefall}} Already here]].
*** Also NotMeThisTime.
*** Villains Out Shipping
** {{Creator/FilmCow}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwud6Qh4e_c actually did this, sans the "giant flying" part]].
* {{Gambit|Pileup}} [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Piplup]]
* {{Xanatos|SpeedChess}} [[GambitRoulette Poker]]
** Xanatos Twister
*** Xanatos [[GameOfNim Misère Nim]]
*** Xanatos Cards Against Humanity
*** Xanatox Monopoly
* [[XanatosGambit Xanax Gambit]]
** [[WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko XANA]] Gambit
* [[ArtisticLicenseBiology You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time]]
** You Fail Biology, But Then Retake It And Pass, Which We Knew You Could Do If You Just Applied Yourself
** You Fail Biology For 10 Years
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Months
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Weeks
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Days
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Hours
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Minutes
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Seconds
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Milliseconds
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Nanoseconds
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Picoseconds
*** You Fail Biology For 10 Planck Units
*** You Fail Biology For 10 [[Series/DoctorWho Rels]]
** Given how quickly biological ScienceMarchesOn, surely there's someone who got lucky and was later proven right.
*** So does that just make this a worse name for AccidentallyCorrectWriting?
* [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead I Have The Power Supreme]]
* [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Names To]] [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Icecar]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Away From Really Fast]]
* [[ArtisticLicenseBiology You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]]
* [[TheCallKnowsWhereYouLive The Call Blew Up Your]] [[WouldHurtAChild Neighbor's Kid]] [[RapeAsBackstory and threatened to Rape]] [[DisposableWoman your Girlfriend.]]
* List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[MostWritersAreMale Male]], [[MostWritersAreAdults Adults]], [[MostWritersAreHuman Human]] Nor [[MostWritersAreWriters Writers]]
** ''FanFic/MyImmortal''
** List Of Writers Who Are {{Eldritch Abomination}}s
*** '''''FanFic/MyImmortal'''''
* Low Calorie Diet SugarWiki/SugarWiki
** No Added SugarWiki/SugarWiki
** Nutrasweet Wiki
** Splenda Wiki
** Maple Sugar Wiki (Canadian)
** Honey Wiki (it's all natural!)
** High Fructose Corn Syrup Wiki
** [[CrapsaccharineWorld Crapsaccharine Wiki]]
** Watermelon Sugar Wiki (too much Creator/RichardBrautigan)
* [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs This Is Xanatos On Drugs]]
** This desperately needs to be an actual work.
** Drunk Vetinari in ''Literature/UnseenAcademicals''?
* Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O
** [[IDoNotLikeGreenEggsAndHam I Do Not Like Green-Eggs-and-Ham-Flavored Jell-O]]
*** I Do Not Like Green Eggs and [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Steamed Ham]].
* This Non-Troper
* [[Administrivia/TropesAreTools Tropes Are Not Neutral]]
** Tropes Are Not Natural
** Tropes Are Not Evil
** Tropes Are Not Tropes
*** Tripes
* Nothing Material Or Immaterial Exists, Has Ever Existed, Or Ever Will Exist Anywhere, Anytime And In Any Sense
* [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
** Website/TVTropes [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Will End Your Life]]
*** Will happen if anyone ever embeds a BrownNote.
** Website/TVTropes Will Make You Wealthy and Successful
*** What if a troper becomes or is a successful, critically acclaimed writer?
** TV Tropes Will Have No Measurable Impact On Your Quality Of Life
** TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Death
* [[CoolBike Cool Tricycle]]
** Badass Unicycle of Doom
*** Demolishor, ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'', robot mode.
*** ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': Unireal Air.
** Actually, I thought [[Anime/TransformersCybertron Crumplezone]] was cool..
* {{Yandere}} [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] {{Yandere}}
** Again, desperately needs to be an actual work.
*** ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration'', Peter/Emma/Sean love triangle.
*** Love/Death?
** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueCalamityTrigger Jin Kisaragi vs. Nu-13]]
*** The Wheel of Fate is Turning.
*** Rebel One. Action!
*** Counter.
*** Counter.
*** Counter.
*** Rapid.
*** Counter.
*** Distortion Finish!
** YandereCouple?
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryozoa Bryozoomorphic]] [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Personification]]
** Anthropomorphic Catification
* A Nonexistent Trope That Is Very Common Throughout Non-Fiction
** People Get Minor Illnesses and Aren't Really Inconvenienced by Them
* AudienceSurrogate BaitAndSwitch
** That might be a form of TomatoSurprise.
* Cholecystokinin Brigade Bait
* [[UsefulNotes/TheSpanishFlu Cytokine Storm Brigade Bait]]
* Cool Middle-Aged Guy.
** Cool Middle-Aged Lady
* Cocytus Counterpart: Any frozen lake deliberately used to [[Literature/TheDivineComedy underscore characters betraying each other.]]
* [[CrapsaccharineWorld Saccharinecrap World]]: A seemingly dark or grim world/land that is actually great place to live.
** So, DarkIsNotEvil applied to places?
** We got AHellOfATime. Does that work?
** Da Orkz seem to regard the Tabletopgame/Warhammer40000 galaxy as this -- it's a horrible place, but Da Orkz love it because they [[BloodKnight love war]].
** So many video game settings that are horrible places... SO YOU CAN RUN AROUND BEING BADASS AND KILLING EVERYTHING!
* Ate TheCall
** "[[Series/{{Blackadder}} We did not shoot that delicious pigeon!]]"
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0563.html with just a little pepper, the rest is natural flavor]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KORbwVdpzo This]]
* StalkerWithACrush Couple
** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
*** [[StalkerWithACrush Stalker With An]] [[Wrestling/{{Demolition}} Ax, Smash AND Crush]]
** {{Stalker With A|Crush}} [[TheWallsAreClosingIn Crusher]]
** {{Stalker With|ACrush}} [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Ensign Crusher]]
* [[VillainousBreakdown Villainous Breakdance]]
** Does the "Breakdance" skillshot from ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}'' count?
* [[HeroicSafeMode Heroic "Command prompt only" Mode]]
** Heroic "Previous version of MS-DOS" Mode
* JustForFun/{{Candle Jack}}off
** Except you'll never get to fini
*** YouNoTakeCandle Jackoff!
** Candle Jack Frost.
* [[HalfHumanHybrid Fifth Human Hybrids]]
** [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Third Human Hybrids?]]
* [[{{Chickification}} Chickwithadickification]]
** ...Have you ''been'' on the internet? Like, ''anywhere''?!
** See EverybodyWantsTheHermaphrodite.
** [[WesternAnimation/Cars1 Chickhicks]][[{{Chickification}} ification]]
* [[DudeLooksLikeALady Dude Looks Like a Labia]]
** See above.
* [[GagPenis Gag Testicles]]
** Someone hasn't heard of ''Anime/PomPoko''.
* [[GagPenis Gag]] [[SpearCounterpart Vagina]]
** Gag Xiphoid Process
* [[OurMonstersAreDifferent Our Placozoa Are Different]]
* [[CompleteMonster Complete]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monstera Monstera]]
* Complete Human
* Complete Vampire
* Complete Alien
* Incomplete Monster
* Sliding Scale Of Rwandan Animation Obscurity
* Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
* [[FlyingDutchman You Fail]] [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe the Feven Feas]] [[FlyingDutchman Forever]]
* [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[PhysicalGod Physical Godhood]], Anyway?
** Perhaps an exaggerated form of IJustWantToBeNormal.
** [[HeartIsAnAwesomePower Physical Godhood Is An Awesome Power]]: You wouldn't think that being a PhysicalGod would be useful, but it actually is!
* [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[DisabilitySuperpower Lameness]], Anyway?
* [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[MostCommonSuperpower Most Common]], Anyway?
** Exists as DCupDistress?
* What Kind Of [[{{Pun}} Incredibly Lame Pun]] Is Heart On, Anyway?
* Jack {{Chickification}}
** ''ComicStrip/{{BC}}'' could probably qualify.
** [[Manga/ViolenceJack Violence Jack Chick]]
** WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Chick
** JustForFun/CandleJack Chi
** For when your car-lifting device turns from ActionGirl to...
** There is a parody floating around of some ComicBook/{{Chick Tract|s}} edited to be about [[EldritchAbomination The Older Ones]]. The point being that [[PoesLaw it's pretty much the same thing]].
** Jackification
** [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Anthropomorphic]] {{Chickification}}
*** JustForFun/{{Bowsette}}?
* Dramatic Drizzle
** [[BattleInTheRain Battle In The Light Shower]]
** Dramatic Partly Cloudy
* [[GainaxEnding Gainax Beginning]]
** Exaggerated version of EarlyInstallmentWeirdness.
** Does ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' ring a bell?
** Happy Beginning
** Bittersweet Beginning
** [[EarnYourHappyEnding Earn Your Happy Beginning]]
** [[RayOfHopeEnding Ray of Hope Beginning]]
* ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' [[ArtificialStupidity Games Have Good AI]]
* Jumped At TheCall But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
** [[Film/WhenHarryMetSally Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]
* Five-Point Landing
** Nul Point Landing
* [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco in Assless Chaps]]
* Everything's Better With Sparks
** ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
* Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
* This
** That
*** The Other
** It
** Those
** These
** Them
** They
*** [[Creator/VictorBorge That's a this? You keep that.]]
* This Trope Statement Is False
** That's a LogicBomb.
* Absurdly Blunt Blade
** Was used already. ''[[TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms Starlight and Shadows]]'', for one.
** Blades can ''[[BreakableWeapons become]]'' absurdly blunt.
** Bluntly Absurd Blade
* [[MalevolentArchitecture Femalevolent Architecture]]
** If the architects were {{Straw Feminist}}s, many buildings would be like that.
** It's filled with {{Death Trap}}s that only the presence of men (or women?) sets off.
* [[WhatASenselessWasteOfHumanLife What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life]]
** A form of IDidWhatIHadToDo?
* List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics
* [[IdeaBulb Insecurity Tuning Fork]]: A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
** That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like IdeaBulb.
* [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Screw the Rules,]] [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh I Have Honey!]]
** SaveTheGirlScrewTheWorld (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
*** Save The World [[StandardHeroReward Screw The Girl]]?
** Screw The Rules, I Have Potato Salad With Tacos!
** Ot Tnaw Ew Fi Sdrawkcab Klat Ot Elba Eb Dluohs Ew ,Selur Eht Wercs![[note]]Screw The Rules, We Should Be Able To Talk Backwards If We Want To![[/note]]
** [[BestialityIsDepraved But You Screw]] One Rule
* Whippet Good
* Drone Ambient Digging Kid
** ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''?
* [[WordOfGod Word of Satan]]
** Things said about a show by the archnemesis of the creator?
*** The whole “Creator/{{Nintendo}} is for kids” thing pushed by Creator/{{Sega}} back in TheNineties.
* Did You Just Punch Out A Baby?
** Broke Your Arm Punching Out A Baby
** Did A Baby Just Punch You Out?
** Did You Just Romance A Baby?
*** To the two above: ''WebAnimation/InfernoCop''?
** According to the trailers, this will be in ''The Campaign''.
** Broke Your Arm Punching Out Punch Cards
** Did You Just Flip Off a Baby?
* Em [[DashAttack Dash]] and En Dash
* Reinforced Trope: When a trope is reconstructed before it is deconstructed.
** We have UnbuiltTrope, where the deconstruction appears before the straight use.
* So Cool It's Horrible
* Grenade Ass Shove
* Nailgun Emasculation
* Castration By Grass
** Castration Because He's a Cat So it's Normal
* Death By USB Stick
** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3079 Too much data]]
** Death By Shiny Floating Space Hole
* Spontaneous Torso Explosion
** More specifically, LudicrousGibs ''without'' having to get shot with the {{BFG}}.
* Self Remonstrating Article
** [[WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether Captain Hero?]]
** Related to CargoShip.
* Death By Birth: Not DeathByChildbirth. It's when YOU die, BY being born.
** [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight People Die After They Are Born]]
** It'd probably be a supertrope of ConvenientMiscarriage.
* I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College
* [[KneelBeforeZod Kneel]] [[KneelBeforeFrodo Before]] [[EspeciallyZoidberg Zoidberg]]
* Gratuitous Etruskian
* A Little Something We Call {{Antidisestablishmentarianism}}
* Taste Your Solid Acid - Solid Acid Cannons
* Quadruple Issue Wonk
* Strawman Sue
** Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Sue
** Ad Hominem Sue
** Slippery Slope Sue
** Appeal to Nature Sue
** Appeal to Emotions Sue
* Drinking Strawman
** Using a strawman argument in a debate about alcohol?
* Heel Heel Turn: When a villain switches sides to become a different ''kind'' of villain.
** Face Face Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a different ''kind'' of hero.
** Toe Heel Turn: When a character spins gracefully on one foot but falls out of the turn onto their heel and stumbles awkwardly, though sometimes the judges decide to credit such a move as a D with execution deductions anyway because they like the Americans and the Russians but not the Chinese.
** Heel Ass Turn: When a villain stops being a villain, but is still a JerkAss.
*** [[VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss Asch the Bloody?]]
** Face Heal Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a doctor.
** Face Meal Turn
** Face Heal Transplant
** Face Book Turn
* [[FluffyCloudHeaven Fluffy Cloud]] [[FireAndBrimstoneHell Hell]]
** CrapsaccharineWorld
* ProneToTears Couple
** [[Series/SesameStreet Ingrid and Humphrey]]?
* Immortal Horse Trope
** Exists as UniversalTropes or OmnipresentTropes.
** Or tropes as applied to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia and Luna]].
*** For this one, see Characters/FriendshipIsMagicThePrincesses.
* Perfectly Healthy Horse Trope
** This would be the majority of tropes.
* Real Men Wear Panties And A Bra
** Real Men Have Breasts
*** Real Men Are Women
** Like [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus lumberjacks, who are OK]].
** [[Film/LayerCake Fucking Women Is For Poofs]]
* Sucky Moment of Dethroning
** Happens at the start of nearly every ''Franchise/FireEmblem''.
** Dethroning Moment of Succ
* Refictionalization: When something is Defictionalized, but then people realize it sucks and it becomes fictional again.
* He Who Fights HeWhoFightsMonsters
** [[WifeBasherBasher Wife-Basher Basher Basher]]
*** Who Watches The Watcher Of The Watchmen?
* He Who Fights Hipsters
* [[JokerImmunity Stilt-Man Immunity]]
* World Of ShrinkingViolet
* Camp Asexual
** Bury Your Asexuals
** Straight Asexual
*** [[TruthInTelevision Given that it's possible for asexual people to fall in love, there are some asexual people who can come off like this because they're in a romantic relationship with a person of the opposite gender.]]
* Bury Your Heterosexuals
** Eat Your Heterosexuals
* We Chose A Form You Are Uncomfortable With Because We Are, How Do You Say It, A Dick
** We Chose A Form You Can't Comprehend
** We Chose an Offer You Can't Refuse
** We Chose a Form But We've Been [[RightOnQueue Standing in the Wrong Line for Three Hours]] and WHAT THE HELL, IS THIS THE DMV OR SOMETHING?!
* Mistaken For StarfishAlien
** Alien Mistaken For Some Other Alien
** Would be a subtrope of MistakenForAliens
* People [[ToiletHumour Shit]] On Chairs
** ''WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms''' short, [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wishful-thinking "Wishful Thinking"]]
* Yaw Attack
* Website/TVTropes Will Make You Extremely Popular With Your Peers, Especially When You Talk In Tropes All The Time
* Website/TVTropes Will Make You An Excellent Cook
* No Of Course Website/TVTropes Is Not Addictive
** BlatantLies
*** Actually a CassandraTruth, since it's not addictive in the way nicotine is.
* Throwing Your Head Always Works
** GrievousHarmWithABody?
** A game did have that as its ad campaign: 'Go ahead. Throw your head. You've got another.'
* Fade To Beige
** Fade To Orange
** Fade To Pink
** Fade To Shade
* Website/TVTropes Will Ruin Your Wife
** "Honey, I noticed you keep looking up {{Gorn}}, DeathTropes, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking and]] WesternAnimation/StrawberryShortcake. We need to talk..."
** Website/TVTropes Will Ruin Your Children
* Good Is Not Good
* Boring Invisible Hero
* Action Trans Person
** [[http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Here, if you want to.]]
** [[Characters/ExaltedExalted Prince Diamond]]
* Token Transgender Person
** [[http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Same story as the previous one.]]
* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
* Fifty Steve Limit
** Fifty [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Alex]] Limit.
* [[Series/PowerRangersRPM Hey It's That]] [[Series/BigBadBeetleborgs Gun]]
** Exists as StandardFPSGuns.
* Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic
** Evil Does Not Understand Stan
* [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever]]
** SpringtimeForHitler?
* Speed Equals Shyness
* Farmers Always Wear Glasses
* A Man Has A Y Chromosome
** Except when he doesn't. (See [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome XX Male Syndrome]])
** The anti-trans version of the HeteronormativeCrusader.
* [[Administrivia/TVTropesGlossary Tropers]] That Will Never Happen
* [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]]
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly What It Says]] [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy on a Notice on Display in the Bottom of a Locked Filing Cabinet in a Disused Lavatory with a Sign on the Door Saying Beware of the Leopard]]
* [[BroughtDownToNormal Brought Down To Physical God]]
* [[GeniusBonus Genius Penalty]]
** ViewersAreMorons
** [[GeniusBonus Moron Bonus]]
* MonkeysOnATypewriter [[RealLifeWritesThePlot Write The Plot]]
** ''WebVideo/TwitchPlaysPokemon''
* [[BringMyBrownPants Take Away My Brown Pants]]
** [[BringMyRedJacket Take Away My Red Jacket]]
* {{Call a Rabbit a|Smeerp}} [[Franchise/TheSmurfs "Smurf"]]
** {{Call a Rabbit a|Smeerp}} [[Memes/TheSimpsons "Sneed"]]
* [[FanFic Fan Nonfic]]
** That'd be either RunningTheAsylum or PromotedFanboy, actually.
* Hater Fic
* [[HeadphonesEqualIsolation Headphones Equal Psychic Powers]] [[BigEater and Abnormal Eating Habits]].
** That's not a trope, that's a Laconic description of ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou'' if someone had serious issues with causation and correlation.
* Dropped A [[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection Dr. Octagonapus]] On Him
* [[{{Slapstick}} Knows Gender, But In Reality, He Really Couldn't Care Less.]]
* [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope Jumping Off The Slippery Soap]]
** Jumping Off the AdHominem
** Jumping Off the FalseCause
** Jumping Off the AppealToNature
* {{Back|ToBackBadasses}}-to-Back [[Wrestling/ScottSteiner Fatasses]]
** [[TookALevelInBadass Took A Level In Fatass]]
*** TemporaryBulkChange?
** [[MistakenForBadass Mistaken For Fatass]]
*** Inverse of MistakenForPregnant, when a woman is pregnant but someone thinks she's just fat?
* To The Batadjective!
** To The Batverb!
** To the Batadverb!
** To The Batpreposition!
** To the Batinterjection!
** To The Batgerund!
** To The Batparticiple!
** To The Batinfinitive!
** To The Batappositive!
** To The Batpronoun!
** To The Batarticle!
* [[CurvesInAllTheRightPlaces Curves In All The Wrong Places]]
* [[EvilDetectingDog Neutral Detecting Dog]]
* [[EvilDetectingDog Dog Detecting Dog]]
** Shouldn't this be under TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooUniversal?
* Evil Detecting Frog
* Hollywood Ballet: Were it not for Vera Zorina in ''On Your Toes'' and Moira Shearer in ''Film/TheRedShoes1948'', the earlier inaccuracies in film in regards to ballet would have their own tropes; as it stands, this would be a Deader Than DeadHorseTrope.
* Stuffed Into The FridgeLogic: When you realize, belatedly, that a character you thought had lived actually died, and that this was in order to provide fridge-angst for someone else.
* Ominous [[IgpayAtinLay Pig Latin]] Chanting
* [[SurprisinglyImprovedSequel Suspiciously Improved Sequel]]
* [[ObviousBeta Oblivious Beta]]
** Obvious Delta
** [[PerpetualBeta Perpetual]] [[MouthfulOfPi Pi]]
** [[BetaBaddie Sigma Baddie]]
* [[InfinityPlusOneSword Relatively High Number Sword That Breezes You Through The Midgame And Holds Up Well In The Endgame And You Find Hard To Get Rid Of Even When You Find The Ultimate Weapon Because You Grew Unreasonably Attached To It]]
** In many cases, InfinityMinusOneSword.
** Negative Infinity Sword (even worse than a JokeItem)
* AcceptableBreaksFromReality[=/=]RealLife
* Depraved Asexual
** Now exists as NoLoveForTheWicked
* Creator/MattDamon [[EskimosArentReal Is Not Real]]
* Our Taxidermists Are Different
* You Fail Equestrian Psychology Forever
** Sub-trope of SomewhereAnEquestrianIsCrying?
* Hollywood Coprophilia
** ''Film/PinkFlamingos''
* [[BittersweetEnding Peppery Ending With Strong Notes Of Garlic And A Hint Of Garam Masala]]
* FaceHeelDoorSlam: The inverse of HeelFaceDoorSlam; when a good character ''wants'' to turn evil, but gets killed before it can happen, and is sadly doomed to have accomplished nothing but good with their life.
* [[ViewersAreGoldfish Viewers Are Swordfish]]
** Viewers Are Goldfish Crackers
** Viewers Are [[CallARabbitASmeerp Smeerps]]
** Viewers Are [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Kwyjibos]]
** Viewers Are [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Zubat]]
** Viewers Are [[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} Cowboy Spacemen With Rabbits For Feet]]
** Viewers Are [[EldritchAbomination Eldritch Abominations]]
** Viewers Are [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcans]]
* [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking My Psychological Clock Is Ticking]]
** My Botanical Clock is Ticking
** [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} My Doomsday Clock Is Ticking]]
* AwardSnub-[[DubInducedPlotHole Induced Plot Hole]]
* {{Smoking Hot|Sex}} {{Subtext}}
* [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives Doesn't This Not Remind You of Nothing?]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBFdX37Qpnk This does.]]
** Confusing Absence of Negatives
* {{Face Full Of|AlienWingWong}} WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong Wong]]
* Famous People vs People You Know In Real Life
* [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Year of Heartwarming]]
* [[Film/DudeWheresMyCar Dude, Where's My]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Coma?]]
* [[{{Fanservice}} Hatedomservice]]
** When an entire work is deliberately intended to be a HateSink.
*** ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. Possibly.
* Everything's Skinless With [[TheFairFolk Nuckelavees]] ([[EitherOrTitle Or]], OurDragonsAreDifferent Nuckelavees)
* Rare Third Gender Example
** Depraved Third Gender
* [[FasterThanLightTravel Superluminal]] [[SubliminalSeduction Seduction]]
* [[ThirdPersonSeductress First-Person Seductress]]
** DistractedByMyOwnSexy and ManIFeelLikeAWoman already exist.
* [[UnresolvedSexualTension Unresolved Chastity Tension]]
* Converse of SturgeonsLaw: Crap is 90% of everything.
* [[EveryCarIsAPinto Every Pinto Is A Car]]
** Unless it's a horse or a bean.
* {{Gratuitous French}}ing
* PlotHole [[AssholeVictim Victim]]
* [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight The Guy Who Was Wrong Was Right]]
* [[ButForMeItWasTuesday But For Me, It Was Caturday]]
** But for Me, It Was [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Captain Picard Day]]
** But for Me, It Was [[WesternAnimation/DocMcStuffins International Cuddle Day]]
** But for Me, It Was [[Literature/TheTaleOfDesperaux Soup Day]]
* NobodyPoops [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy But You]]
* Only Zoidberg Poops
* Nobody Pukes
* Nobody Drools
* Nobody Breathes
* [[LukeIAmYourFather Luke, We Are]] [[MyOwnGrampa Each Other's Fathers]]
** Luke, I am Your Cat
** Luke, I am Your Seventh Cousin Four Times Removed
* Everything's Better With The Javan Wart Snake (Or Elephant-Trunk Snake, Or Whatever You Want To Call ''Acrochordus Javanicus''), Which Grows To Six Feet Long, Spend Its Entire Life In Freshwater And Feeds Largely On Fish And Other Aquatic Animals
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} Xanatos]] / [[ComicBook/{{Gambit}} Gambit Crossover Slashfic]]
* [[PunchClockVillain Punch]] [[PunchClockHero Clock]] NeutralFemale
** [[TheDogBitesBack The Clock Punches Back]]
* [[NoJustNoReaction "Purple, Just Sideways" Reaction]]
** No, Just "No Reaction"
*** TheStoic?
* [[UltimateLifeForm Penultimate Life Form]]
** BetaTestBaddie?
* {{Shaggy|DogStory}} [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Zoidberg Story]]
* {{Broke Your Arm|Punching Out Cthulhu}} [[Music/{{PSY}} Doing The Horsey Dance]]
* [[Franchise/CodeGeass Knightmare]] [[NightmareFuel Fuel]]
* [[{{Sitcom}} 1980s Serbian Medical Sitcom Tropes]]
* [[Toys/{{Bionicle}} Makuta]] [[HobbesWasRight Was Right]]
* [[BrokeYourArmPunchingOutCthulhu Broke Cthulhu Punching Out Your Arm]]
* [[GlassCannon Glass Canon]]
* Gushing About Shows Within A Show
** Shows Complaining About Being Watched
* Watching Shows About Gushing
* Pooping Does Not Work That Way
** Pooping Always Works
*** [[Music/BadLipReading Everybody Poops And If They Don't They're An Android And Should Be Destroyed]]
*** [[https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kids-advice-to-teacher-just-go-poop_n_2574532?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAAng1Bg-hzkfaUF-1b-YtZFadMj8z3yIw9sewyDwk4zbSlQYSQxrQkGgs9TXYV0LUo07F8BZiut79-x02-hp-gOoC3mCpcX6GX0tK31bcouEdHlCuOnhmCUQW601SUevCtiBX2zpBZgXvWbXRTBISnRO-DNLPXsVbczg6-n3w-sy When you fell bad [sic], the first thing you do is POOP!]]
* We're Still Irrelevant, Dammit!
* Periods Do Not Work That Way
** ArtisticLicenseBiology meets MenstruationTropes?
* Sliding Scale of Monochrome to Full-Colour
** Or, alternatively, Mohs Scale of Hue Saturation
** Or Sorting Algorithm of Hue Saturation
* [[WomenAreDelicate Women Are]] [[ImAHumanitarian A Delicacy]]
* [[RealWomenDontWearDresses Real Men Always Wear Dresses]]
** NoTrueScotsman [[ManInAKilt Wears A Kilt]]
*** StopBeingStereotypical?
* [[PinkIsForSissies Blue Is For Sissies]] (although blue did used to be considered a feminine colour, whilst pink was considered masculine)
* Pink Means Masculine
** [[CassandraTruth It actually did]] until UsefulNotes/WorldWarII.
* [[TheDogWasTheMastermind The West African Lungfish Was The Mastermind]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Doug}} The Doug Was The Mastermind]]
* [[FountainOfExpies Fountain of Rei Ayanami Expies]]
* [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Norwegians Despise David Tinglehoff]]
* [[HijackedByGanon Hijacked By Link]]
* [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands New Plot As The Powers Demand]]
** ExecutiveMeddling demanding a continuation of a CashCowFranchise and turning it into a FranchiseZombie even though the plot is over, e.g. ''Manga/DragonBallZ''.
* [[BigNo Big "Maybe"]]
* DarthWiki/DarthWiki[=/=]SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome and SugarWiki/SugarWiki[=/=]DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible
* {{Narm}} [[Main/NightmareRetardant Retardant]]
* [[NeverBringAKnifeToAGunFight Never Bring A Knife To A Knife Fight]]
** Never Bring a Knife to a Nice Fight
** Never Bring a Knife to a Water Gun Fight
* Big Neutral
** Bigger Neutral
* [[Film/LoveAndDeath All Men Are Socrates]]
** [[MostWritersAreHuman Most Writers Are Socrates]]
* [[AsLongAsThereIsEvil As Long as There Is Neutrality]]
* [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters Monsters Are the Real Humans]]
** ''Recap/BlackMirrorMenAgainstFire''?
* [[Music/JohnLennon Chapman the Beatle Stomper]]
* [[ScarilyCompetentTracker Scarily Incompetent Tracker]]
* [[QuirkyWork Unquirky Work, or; What Do You Mean, It Was Made On Drugs?]]: Even though the writers were on drugs, the work of fiction isn't trippy or bizarre.
** ''WebAnimation/TheMisadventuresOfR2AndMiku''
* [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Pre-Asskissing One Liner]]
* [[EvilBrit Evil Britney]]
** ''FanFic/MyImmortal''?
* [[LetsGetDangerous Let's Get Safe]]
* [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Bigger Is Better At Chess]]
** [[BuxomBeautyStandard Buxom Is Better At Chess]]
*** Well, if they manage to get your opponent DistractedByTheSexy and not pay attention to the board...
* [[RuleOfFunny Rule Of Boring]]
** PlayedStraight in VideoGame/{{Undertale}}, since the genocide route is intentionally boring.
* [[ShaggyDogStory Shaggy Yak Legend]]
* [[BoyMeetsGirl Boy Meats, Girl]] [[ImAHumanitarian Meats]]
* [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Powered by a Forsaken Walrus]]
** Powered by a Forsaken Set of AA Batteries
* Mildew Hopping About
* Biochemist Author
* JustForFun/{{One|MarioLimit}} MarySue [[OneSteveLimit Limit]]
* [[InfinityPlusOneSword Infinity+1 Ferret]]
* [[DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER Ruined FOREVER]]/RealLife
* Democritus Was Right
* Names To Walk Away From At A Brisk Yet Leisurely Pace
** Names to Evade, But, You Know, There's No Hurry
* [[FridgeHorror Fridge Whore]]
** When you belatedly realise a female character must be promiscuous?
* [[UsefulNotes/TheGoldenAgeOfAnimation The Amethyst Age Of Animation]]
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse It happened about 6,000 years ago.]]
* ItsEasySoItSucks[=/=]RealLife
* [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Go Sane From The Revelation]]
* [[AnAssKickingChristmas An Ass-Kissing Christmas]]
* Crowning Moment Of Ambiguity
* [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} Krytoses]] [[KatanasAreJustBetter Are Just Awesomer]]
* [[SchmuckBait Sphingomyelinase Bait]]
* [[RainbowSpeak Color-Coded Pluperfect]]
* [[BananaRepublic Banana Democracy]]: A Latin American country that is free and just that happens to love exporting products like bananas.
** UsefulNotes/CostaRica is probably the closest nation to fitting this.
** Banana Monarchy
* ArtisticLicense -- [[{{Squick}} Urology]]
** GagPenis would be a sub-trope.
* [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Spell My Name With A ¾]]
* [[MostWritersAreHuman Most Writers Are Endothermic]]
** Most Writers Are Homeothermic
*** Most Writers Are Homophones
* [[VerbalBackspace Verbal Num Lock]]
* [[NoodleImplements Noodle Implement Scheme]]: We see the results of a {{plan}}, and are informed that this was planned to happen, but we are never told what the plan was. The audience is left to figure out what gambit was used to achieve the outcome.
* [[ManipulativeBastard Magnanimous Bastard]]: Tricks people into buying into their CanonSue façade in order to deviously hide their own villainy, and schemes against the ones who don't fall for it, utilizing psychological warfare.
* Anti-Anti-Intellectualism: We hate AntiIntellectualism!
* [[Characters/LesMiserables Javert Was Right]]: The government's law and divine law are the same.
* [[UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin Lenin]] Was Right: Revolution is the best way to get things done.
* IRA Fascism: Fascism is espoused by Irish nationalists.
* Romantenlightement: One philosophy with elements of both Romanticism and Enlightenment.
* Villanous Rose: The villain wears a rose.
* [[RuleOfSymbolism Pale-Skinned Brunette Dogmatist]]: Black hair and very fair skin are symbolic of BlackAndWhiteInsanity.
* Revolutionary Martial Law: The rebels declare martial law after succeeding.
* Lowest Common Denominator Purging: Getting rid of the exceptional or unusual.
* Holy Holocaust: The ChurchMilitant is feeling genocidal.
** EvilCounterpart of the SoulsavingCrusader
* That Small Nations Might Be Free: Liberating a small(er) and weak(er) country is the given reason for interfering overseas.[[note]]Happens all the time in RealLife, but it's much rarer in fiction.[[/note]]
* Straw Intellectual
** We have IntellectuallySupportedTyranny
* Mediacracy: Rule by the media.
** See the UsefulNotes/SpanishAmericanWar[[note]]The war was not actually caused by yellow journalism, but it's [[HollywoodHistory a widespread myth that it was]].[[/note]]
* [[Film/{{Braveheart}} William Wallice Was Wrong]]: National independence is a bad idea.
* Everything's More Supernatural With Celtic Music
* [[{{Everyman}} EveryVillain]]: Ever noticed that {{Everyman}} characters are always heroes?
** [[Characters/BatmanRoguesGalleryPart2 Joe Chill]]
** TheyLookJustLikeEveryoneElse
* Always Chaotic Good and Always Lawful Evil
* [[BigBad Little Bad]]
** That's a {{Mook}}.
** [[GreaterScopeVillain Smaller Bad]]
** [[BigGood Little Good]]
** Reasonably-Sized Bad
* Straw Strawman (?)
* The Revolution Will Be Televised: A political event either hijacked or staged by the media.
** ''Film/WagTheDog''?
* [[ItsPopularNowItSucks It's Not Popular Anymore, Now It Sucks]].
** ''Pop Culture Snob'' behavior, as shown by the HateDumb page
* [[YourTerroristsAreOurFreedomFighters Your Freedom Fighters Are Our Terrorists]]
* [[Memes/WorldOfWarcraft The Thunderfury Has Melted!]]
* [[CoolBike Cool]] Flying Potato
* [[AmericaSavesTheDay Yankee Go Home]]: Stay out of this, America! How dare you try to save us!
* [[AmbiguouslyChristian Ambiguously Atheist]]
* [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality Antagonist Centered Morality]]
** ''Literature/{{Lolita}}''
* [[FlyAtTheCameraEnding Fart on the Camera Ending]]
** Burp on the Camera Ending
** Shit on the Camera Ending
** Piss on the Camera Ending
** Barf on the Camera Ending
*** The ''VideoGame/MoshiMonsters'' song "The IGGY Chomp" actually did this.
** Jizz on the Camera Ending
** Menstruate on the Camera Ending
** Sneeze on the Camera Ending
** [[FlyAtTheCameraEnding Fly on the Camera Ending]] (Buzz off, stupid insect!)
** Fly in The Camera Ending (What? How did that thing get in there?)
** Flu at The Camera Ending
** Fly on the Camaro Ending
** Spit on the Camera Ending
* [[WeAreAsMayflies We Are As Barflies]]
* [[AdamSmithHatesYourGuts John Maynard Keynes Hates Your Guts]]: When the difficult part of a game requires strong monetary policy actions by the central bank and fiscal policy actions by the government to get past.
* [[ThisMightBeAnIndex Ambiguously Communist]]: Is this guy (usually a villain) supposed to be a communist, or was that unintentional?
** Karl Marx
** [[Literature/TheSwordOfTruth Emperor Jagang]], before the series fell into FilibusterFreefall.
* [[AmbiguouslyGay Ambiguously Guy]]: You know, he looks a lot like that Fieari fellow with the cooking show, but I just can't be sure...
** [[Music/SmashMouth Steve Harwell]]?
* [[MyEyesAreUpHere My Boobs Are Down Here]]
* {{Streisand|Effect}} Was Right: If something offensive, embarrassing, or life-ruining (or all of the above) is posted on the internet, it CAN be removed from everything in sight, [[BeyondTheImpossible even on computers not connected to the internet]], and nobody will be able to know or remember that it once existed, and the would-have-been-a victim will be revered as righteous unto the people of the Internet, who could never, ever, tarnish said almost victim's reputation, which is holy.
** Almost happens during Recap/PhineasAndFerbTipOfTheDay, but ultimately {{Subverted}}.
* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Getting Carp Past the Radar]]
** Usually through [[UnusualEuphemism Unusual]] [[{{Pun}} Eelphemism]]
** Getting [[Series/{{MASH}} Radar]] Past the Crap
* [[Music/BrunoMars Baby Squirrel, You's A Sexy Motherfucker]]
** ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''?
* [[AxCrazy Sax-Crazy]]
* Gushing About Shows That Don't Exist
** I absolutely '''LOVE''' ''The Turtle with Flamethrowers''!
** Exists as DarthWiki/NonExistentFictionRecommendations.
* [[PalsWithJesus Pals With]] [[Film/BruceAlmighty Bruce]]
** Pals with ''Zorc and Pals''
* {{Remember When You|BlewUpASun}} [[Fanfic/ThirtyHs Faggarted a Sun]]
* Your Red A Splode
* Sarcastic Hell
* [[NeverTheSelvesShallMeet Never The]] [[HealingPotion Salves]] [[EducationThroughPyrotechnics Shall Meet]]
* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes How Many Boards Would the Mongols Hoard If the Mongol Hordes Got Bored?]]
* [[ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Polka]]
** Music/WeirdAlYankovic
* [[AllLovingHero All-Hating Hero]]
** KnightInSourArmor?
* [[YouKnowThatShow You Know, That Song That Goes...]]
* Mongolian Orgy Scene
** Obligatory Mongolian Orgy Scene
* [[StartsWithTheirFuneral Farts With Their Funeral]]
* [[RightThroughHisPants Right Through Her Chastity Belt]]
* [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Proud Janitor Race Guy]]
* [[CountingToPotato Counting To]] TomatoInTheMirror
* Trope Pages With An Even Number of Characters
* Trope Pages With An Odd Number of Characters
* Tropes Ending With A-L
* Tropes Starting With A Capital Letter
* Needs Wiki Apathy
** Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub?
* [[DutchAngle Dutch Angel]]
* [[DutchAngle Dutch Oven Angle]]
* [[FlatWhat Flat Screech of Terror]]
* [[RonTheDeathEater Bellatrix the Death Eater]]
* [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny Harpo Does Something Tragic]]
** Harpo Does Someone Funny
** [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny Harpo Does Something]] [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow Unfathomable]]
** YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny Of What Harpo Did!]]
** Oprah Does Something Funny
* {{Faux|AffablyEvil}} LaughablyEvil
* [[OlderThanDirt Older Than Dinosaurs]] (maybe it should be in 'Unknowable' section; I'm not sure).
** [[OlderThanDirt Older Than Big Bang]]
* [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory Everyone Is Odin Hanging From Yggdrasil]]
** Everyone Is Buddha Under The Bodhi Tree
*** Everyone Is Muhammad In Mount Hira
*** [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Everyone Is Dante]] [[Film/{{Clerks}} At Quick Stop]]
*** Everyone Is [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E2Darmok Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra]]
* [[ScifiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale Scifi Writers Have No Sense of Smell]]
** Scifi Writers Have No Sliding Scale
** Scifi Writers Have No Sixth Sense
** Scifi Writers Have No Scent
** Scifi Writers Have No Sense of Self
** Scifi Writers Have No Sense of Object Permanence
* [[NextSundayAD Last Sunday BC]]
* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of]] [[SoOkayItsAverage Average]]
* [[SelfInsertFic Self-Removal Fic]]
* [[RonTheDeathEater Ron the Beefeater]]
* [[LightIsNotGood Heavy Is Not Evil]]
** [[ChristianRock Christian Metal?]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy Is Not Fat]]
* [[LudicrousGibs Reasonable Gibs]]
* [[PressXToNotDie Press SysRq To Not Die]]
** Press X To Not Be Born
* Victory By Waiting: Winning by simply outlasting everyone else.
** Exists as WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing?
** I once made a game where you get a point for every second you play it.
** Victory By Waiting: Winning by way of the food you bring your opponent.
*** Victory By Winning
* [[CreatingLifeIsBad Creating Life Is Fine, I Guess, If You're The Sort Of Person Who Enjoys That Sort Of Thing, But Honestly I've Never Seen The Appeal]]
* [[GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul Getting Swastikas Painted On Your Soul]]
** [[BrainwashedAndCrazy Being brainwashed into Nazism?]]
* [[BigBad Big]] [[StupidEvil Stupid]]
* [[CombatPragmatist Combat Solipsist]]
** Played straight in VideoGame/TalesOfMajEyal, where Solipsist is a psychic character class.
* [[ViewersAreMorons Moron]] [[GeniusBonus Bonus]]
* [[AndThatsTerrible And That's Terrific]]
** And That's Neutral
** And That's Terrorist
* [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodSandwich They Sandwiched A Perfectly Good Waste]] ([[IntendedAudienceReaction Intended Foodie Reaction]]?)
* [[HarderThanHard Normaler]] [[EasierThanEasy Than Normal]]
* [[EvilCounterpart The Anti-]][[ThePaladin Paladin]]: A LawfulEvil MagicKnight with [[BlackMagic unholy power]]. May be in the service of a GodOfEvil or ReligionOfEvil.
* Characters Who Sniff People's Feet Because They Like the Smell of Cheese
* [[StatusQuoIsGod Status Quo Is Cod]]
** Status Quo Is [[Franchise/PeterPan Codfish]]
* [[VillainForgotToLevelGrind Grinder Forgot To Do Villany]]
** Aborting a genocide run in VideoGame/{{Undertale}}.
* [[AmericaSavesTheDay Armenia Saves The Day]]
* [[CasualKink Competitive Kink]]
** [[CasualKink Casual]] [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk]]
* Creator/StanLee [[BruceLeeClone Clone]]
* [[WhatTheHellHero What The Heaven, Villain?]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans Justifies]] [[DystopiaJustifiesTheMeans The Means]]
* [[NotUsingTheZWord The Z]] [[NWordPrivileges Word Privileges]]
* {{Sliding Scale of|IdealismVersusCynicism}} VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies
** {{Sliding Scale of|IdealismVersusCynicism}} WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines
** {{Sliding Scale of|IdealismVersusCynicism}} VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom
** {{Sliding Scale of|IdealismVersusCynicism}} WebAnimation/AnimatorVsAnimation
* [[Webcomic/TwoKinds East Basitin]] [[EasternEuropeanAnimation Animation]]
* [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Everything Trying To Resurrect You]]
* [[GreenAesop Purple Aesop]]
* [[TechnologyMarchesOn Marching Marches On]]: A trope for works that fail to predict dramatic changes to the field of professional marching.
** March Marches On: It's [[UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution Ventôse or Germinal]] now.
* [[BittersweetEnding Sweet And Sour Ending]]
** Hot and Sour Ending
* [[SchizoTech Depressive Tech]]
** Neurotic Tech
** Hallucinated Tech
** Passive-Aggressive Tech
*** Give it a few years, those will all be tropes...
* [[Creator/AudieMurphy Audie]] MurphysLaw
** [[Franchise/RoboCop Alex Murphy's Law]]
** [[Creator/EddieMurphy Eddie Murphy's Law]]
** [[Music/{{Sabaton}} When crosses grow on Anzio, charge and attack, going to Hell and back?]]
** When your squad is in trouble, jump on a tank, grab a machine gun, and start shooting Germans?
** Kick your painkiller addiction by locking yourself in a hotel room?
** Even the bravest men get [[ShellShockedVeteran PTSD]]?
* [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Stocks Fall, Everyone Dies]]
** PlayedStraight during TheGreatDepression.
*** [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] by the [=COVID-19=] pandemic.
* QueerAsTropes [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything but with]] [[SouthpawAdvantage hand]] [[ASinisterClue dominance]] [[InvertedTrope and vice versa.]]
** [[EveryoneIsBi Everyone Is Ambidextrous]]
** [[ButchLesbian Butch]] [[{{Pun}} Lefty-an]]
** [[IAmNotLeftHanded I Am Not Homosexual]] (which would be some kinda GenderBender [[Rule34 porno thing]](?))
*** That would probably be MistakenForGay.
*** It and its sister trope, I Am Not Heterosexual, would refer to someone thinking they're safe from being seduced by TheCasanova because they're of the wrong gender, only for the Casanova to utter the appropriate line.
** [[ComingStraightStory Coming Right Story]]
** Ambidextrous The Way [[LampshadeHanging (yeah, that one doesn't work)]]
** [[CastFullOfGay Cast Full Of Lefty]]
** [[NoBisexuals No Ambidextrous People]]
** [[EveryoneIsBi Everyone is Left-Handed]]
** [[CampGay Camp Lefty]]
** [[DepravedBisexual Depraved Ambidextrous]]
* [[UnpleasableFanbase Unpleasable Fan Base]] (as in the part that keeps a fan from falling over)
** Unpleasable Third Base (not the baseman, the base itself)
* [[CastFullOfGay Cast Full of]] [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong Alien Wing-Wong]]
* [[TechnologyMarchesOn Technology Sashays Away]]
** Technology Shuffles Away
** Technology Skips Away
** Technology [[RidingIntoTheSunset Rides Off Into The Sunset]]
* [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Unusually Uninteresting]] {{Unperson}}
* [[ChristianityIsCatholic Christianity is Calvinist]]
** Christianity Is Syncretic Eastern Orthodoxy
** Christianity Is Coptic
** Christianity Is Eastern Orthodox
** Christianity Is Protestant
** [[RunningGag Christianity Is Non-Denominational]]
** Christianity Is Charismatic
** Christianity Is Pentecostal
** Christianity Is [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakure_Kirishitan Kakure Kirishitan]]
** Christianity Is Puritan
** Christianity Is Anglican
** Christianity Is Evangelical
** [[OverlyLongGag Christianity Is Liberal Christian]]
** Christianity Is Unitarian
** Christianity Is [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Church_(Swedenborgian) Swedenborgian]]
** Christianity Is Christian Scientist
** Christianity Is Mormon
** [[MindScrew Christianity Is Atheist]]
* [[AndYourRewardIsClothes And Your Reward Is]] [[BeeAfraid Bees]]
** [[AndYourRewardIsClothes And Your Reward Is]] WesternAnimation/BeeMovie
** And Your Reward Is BrainBleach
* [[ShipperOnDeck Shipper]] [[CrackPairing On Crack]]
* {{My Eyes Are|UpHere}} [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle in Another Castle]]
* [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle Your Princess Is In Another]] [[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 Dimension, A Dimension Not Only Of Sight And Sound But Of Mind]]
* Swords Versus Lords: Rivalry between the military elite and the hereditary aristocracy.
* [[Theatre/{{Ruddigore}} Basingstoke]] [[BedlamHouse House]]
* [[BrainBleach Butt Bleach]]
** Sounds like SugarWiki/SweetDreamsFuel?
* We Are Not Website/TVTropes
* Tropes Are Not Tropes
* Conspicuous Disguise: A disguise that seems like it should draw a large amount of attention, or at least more than normal clothing.
* [[ChekHovsGun Chekhov's]] {{BFG}}
** Chekhov’s ''Literature/TheBFG''
** Chekhov's Franchise/{{Gundam}}
* [[TheMario The Luigi]]
* Lady Leader, Guy Group: [[TheSmurfettePrinciple The only woman]] is also TheLeader.
** Music/{{Halestorm}}?
** Music/JoanJett?
** Music/{{Pretenders}}?
** Music/{{Paramore}}?
** Music/{{Echosmith}}?
* Music/KeithRichards [[ReedRichardsIsUseless Is Useless]]
** Reed Richards [[RichardNixonTheUsedCarSalesman the Used Car Salesman]]
* [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex Anatomically Impossible Hex]]: A page for witches to complain about the inaccurate portrayal of transformation-inducing hexes in the media.
* Played For Mehs
** Would be like SoOkayItsAverage, but applied to a single trope.
** StrictlyFormula
* [[CantLiveWithThemCantLiveWithoutThem Blind With 'Em]], BlindWithoutEm
** This would be a sub-trope of GogglesDoNothing.
* Strong Is Not Hungry
* Quick Is Not Purple
* Loud Is Not Tall
* [[DistractedByTheSexy Distracted By The]] [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy]] [[StupidJetpackHitler Jetpack Hitler]]
** {{Distracted By The|Sexy}} [[WhatsAHenway Upsexy]]
* Mystical Radioactive Metal: A special radioactive metal that is ''itself'' supernatural [[RadiationInducedSuperpowers (as opposed to normal radiation causing superpowers)]]. May be a fictional metal or a real metal that has been supernaturally altered.
* Orange is Not the New Hackette
* The Call Tried to Use Your Work Number
** Could Not Receive the Call Due to Having Issues with Paying Your Phone Bills on Time
** The Call Tried Texting You but Forgot You Were Using a Landline
** The Call Has Terrible Hold Music
* [[TheCallKnowsWhereYouLive The Cold Call Knows Where You Live]]
** [[CantRefuseTheCallAnymore Can't Refuse the Cold Call Anymore]]
* [[EverybodyDidIt Everybody Did 9/11]]
** [[LotsaPeopleTryToDunIt Lotsa People Tried to Do 9/11]] [[note]]Perhaps crossing into TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooDangerous territory.[[/note]]
** Including {{Cassandra|DidIt}}, {{the Butler|DidIt}}, and {{a Wizard|DidIt}}.
** [[https://twitter.com/EveryWorDid911?s=09 There's a Twitter bot for that]]
* [[WearingAFlagOnYourHead Wearing a Flag on Your Elbow]]
* [[BombThrowingAnarchists Bombs Throwing Anarchists]]
* [[Characters/WWETagTeams Godwinns']] [[GodwinsLaw Law]]. That is, instead of comparing people to Nazis, you disparage them by comparing them to a crappy hillbilly tag team. Useless outside of wrestling forums.
* [[SociopathicHero Sociologist Hero]]
* [[Music/{{Primus}} That Ol' Diamondback]] SturgeonsLaw
* Fatal Innuendo
* [[StupidEvil Moron]] [[MoralEventHorizon Event Horizon]]- The moment that reveals that a character is both incredibly evil AND incredibly stupid.
* Before the Beginning (inversion of AfterTheEnd)
** You're looking for works set in HollywoodPrehistory, or maybe StonePunk.
* {{Priceless|MingVase}} Wrestling/{{Meng}} [[PricelessMingVase Vase]]- The toughest, most indestructible vase there is.
** Priceless [[Series/FlashGordon1954 Ming the Merciless]] Vase
* [[TheMario The Waluigi]]
* UsefulNotes/{{Quebec}} [[TakeOverTheWorld Takes Over the World]]
** More like: Québec conquérit le monde
** [[JapanTakesOverTheWorld Idaho Takes Over The World]]
** UsefulNotes/{{Nauru}} [[TakeOverTheWorld Takes Over the World]]
** [[UsefulNotes/{{Xinjiang}} Uyghurs]] TakeOverTheWorld
* People Sit on Bears
** People Sit on Pears
** People Sit on Hairs
** People Sit on Mares
** People Sit on Flares
** People Sit on Stairs... [[TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooUniversal wait...]]
** People Sit on UsefulNotes/TonyBlair
** People Sit on Franchise/CareBears
* [[FirstGirlWins First Girl Loses]]: A trope for a HaremEnding where the main character ends up with everyone ''except'' the first girl.
** Subverted by ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub''?
* [[SuicideByCop Suicide By Mop]]
** [[DirtyCop Dirty Mop]] (TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooUniversal)
** [[RabidCop Rabid Mop]]
** [[OldFashionedCopper Old-Fashioned Mopper]]
*** [[TheGreatBritishCopperCapture The Great British Mopper Capture]] (Who will keep the floors clean now?!)
** [[WriterCopOut Writer Mop Out]] (The next 90 pages were written in ink, and [[EpicFail were accidentally blanked while the author was cleaning the floor]])
*** [[CliffhangerCopout Cliffhanger Mopout]] (Wait a minute, the hero had nothing to defend himself at the end of the last episode! Where'd he get a mop from?!)
* {{Unnecessary|CombatRoll}} OrgasmicCombat [[UnnecessaryCombatRoll Roll]]
** [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Snark-to-Snark]] OrgasmicCombat
*** [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Snark On Snark]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Is Hot]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Normal Words,]] [[WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman But a Horse Guy!]]
* [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]]
* [[PurpleIsTheNewTrope Purple]] [[PinkGirlBlueBoy Is Androgynous]]: Being a mix of [[PinkGirlBlueBoy feminine pink and masculine blue]] (or, in an older system, [[TrueBlueFemininity feminine blue]] and [[RedIsHeroic masculine red]]), purple is associated with gender-nonconforming characters, such as [[TheLadette macho women]], [[AgentPeacock ass-kicking girly boys]], or [[OtherworldlyAndSexuallyAmbiguous otherworldly characters of ambiguous gender]].
* North Koreans Love Coca-Cola: A bizarre national stereotype that portrays North Koreans as obsessed with Coca-Cola, being willing to just about anything to obtain it.
* [[DoubleStandardRapeScifi Double Standard: Rap, Sci-Fi]] (Rap isn't ''true'' rap if it's [[{{Nerdcore}} about science fiction]].)
** {{Gratuitous Rap|e}} (AWildRapperAppears)
** [[RapeByProxy Rap by Proxy]] (Music/MilliVanilli if they were rappers)
** {{Attempted Rap|e}} (Read: ''[[Horrible/{{Music}} attempted]]''.)
*** We have PissTakeRap.
** {{Promiscuity After Rap|e}} (Considering how sexualized GlamRap is...)
** [[RapeLeadsToInsanity Rap Leads to Insanity]] (Ouch!)
*** 6ix9ine
* [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs Chairs and People Dissonance]]
* [[TakeAThirdOption Take One Third of an Option]]
* [[TreacheryIsASpecialKindOfEvil Good Is A Special Kind of Evil]]
* [[Administrivia/WorkPagesAreAFreeLaunch Work Pages Are A Free Lunch]]
* Tropes Playing With Themselves
* [[FridayNightDeathSlot Track Listing Death Slot]]: A solid song gets screwed over by its placement on the album (for example, being placed directly between two songs that are fan favorites).
* [[MegaNeko Regular-Sized Neko]]
* [[TiredAfterTheSong Energetic After the Song]]
* [[BigWhy Big "BECAUSE!"]]
** [[FlatWhat Flat "Because."]]
** [[DefensiveWhat Defensive "Because!"]]
* Conspicuously Blonde: Blond characters attract attention in places where dark hair is predominant. The inverse of PlentyOfBlondes.
* [[OnceMoreWithClarity Once More But More Confusing]]
* [[SugarWiki/SoCoolItsAwesome So Cool, It's Frozen Solid]]
* [[WhoShotJFK Who Shot Down]] [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dag_Hammarskjöld Dag Hammarskjold’s]] [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Ndola_United_Nations_DC-6_crash Plane]]
* [[AmbiguouslyBrown Ambiguously Beige]]
* [[Series/BananasInPajamas Bananas In Pajamas]] [[BananaInTheTailPipe In The Tailpipe]].
* [[Toys/NewTestamentSDGundamGaidenSaddracKnightSaga Servant Knight Woundwort]]
* [[RousseauWasRight Rousseau Was Left]]
* [[VideoGame/FightingVipers Honey]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheFighters the Cat]] [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome Syndrome]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicXTreme Tiara]] [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome Syndrome]]
* [[DyingDeclarationOfLove Dying Declaration of Nope]].
** FaceDeathWithDespair?
* [[MaleGaze They/Them Gaze]]
* [[Creator/HumongousEntertainment Infinitesimal Entertainment]]
* [[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Reports Of My]] [[BuxomBeautyStandard Breasts]] [[ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated Were Greatly Exaggerated]]
* [[TheManBehindTheMan The Man To The]] [[TheManInFrontOfTheMan Side Of The Man]]
* [[MarthDebutedInSmashBros Waluigi Debuted in Smash Bros]]
* [[ItWasHisSled It Was His Snowmobile]]
* [[GroinAttack Sirloin Attack]]
* [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude Who Names Their Kid]] [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Duncebot]]
* [[WritersSuck Writers Blow]]
* [[RatedMForManly Rated G for Girly]]
* {{The Other|Darrin}} [[Anime/PokemonGenesectAndTheLegendAwakened Mewtwo]]: When a character that appeared previously in a series returns, but they're a completely different character.
* [[GrammarNazi Mathematics Nazi]]
** Oswald Teichmüller?
* [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway What Kind Of Lame Power Is Fart, Anyway?]]
* [[PutOnABusToHell Put on a Bus to Neasden]]
* [[AssKicksYou Ass Eats You]]
* Administrivia/{{Edit War}}s [[WarIsGlorious are Glorious]]
* Administrivia/{{Edit War}}s [[WarIsHell are Hell]]
* Website/TVTropes Will Make You Super Pregnant
* [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frogs_Who_Desired_a_King King Log and King Heron]]: A contrast between a benign but useless ruler and an effective but tyrannical ruler.
* [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatHotness With Great Power Comes Great]] {{Girliness|Upgrade}}
** SuperCuteSuperPowers and FrillsOfJustice
** ''WesternAnimation/SheZow''
** With Great Power Comes GreatBallsOfFire
* [[TheWorldsExpertOnGettingKilled The World's Expert On Getting]] [[GroinAttack Kicked In The Nuts]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]] [[MilhollandRelationshipMoment Relationship Moment]]
* [[PimpedOutDress Pimped-Out Pantsuit]]: A very fancy woman’s outfit with trousers instead of a skirt.
* [[LotusEaterMachine Lotus Esprit-Eater Machine]]
* [[NamedAfterSomeoneFamous Named After Nobody In Particular]]
* [[DrivenToSuicide Driven To Suicide Bombing Your Own House In Frustration]]
** [[NeverSuicide Hauled To Suicide]]
* [[TheBusCameBack The Bus Came Back, Fell Over, Was Lifted Upright, Fell Over AGAIN, Was Lifted Upright A Second Time, Drove Off Into The Sunset And Randomly Blew Up]].
* [[ConmenHateGuns Gunmen Hate Cons]]
* [[Characters/MarvelComicsThanos Thanos]] [[ThanatosGambit Gambit]]
** [[WhiteCollarCrime Theranos Gambit]]
* [[AssShove Dick Shove]]
* [[JerkassWoobie Fatass Woobie]]
* [[CrueltyByFeet Cruelty By Fart]]
* [[CircassianBeauty Circadian Beauty]]
** Actually, BeautifulDreamer may fit...
** [[CicadianRhythm Cicadian]] [[PrettyButterflies Beauty]]
* [[SilkHidingSteel Steel Hiding Silk]]: A forceful or militaristic character has a surprising ability to get what they want through manipulation as well as aggression.
* [[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Noble Scientist's Villainous Daughter]]: The heroic scientist has a daughter who turns to evil.
** ''Film/TwelveMonkeys'' contains a SpearCounterpart.
* [[BastardBastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard Bastard]]
** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo]]
* [[MotiveRant Motif Rant]]
** ''Music/SiIvaGunner: Rebooted'', The Voice rants about Nozomi's leitmotif.
* [[ArtisticLicence Artistic Licence - My Left Foot]]
* [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity Black and White and Gray Insanity]]: A character who believes that the world consists of good, evil, and many shades of gray in between. How insane!
** AboveGoodAndEvil, StrawNihilist, and TheUnfettered might come close.
* [[NoExportForYou No Exported]] [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Soup For You]]
* [[BoxOfficeBomb Box Office Bong]]: A theater employee smokes a bong on the job.
* [[BestKnownForTheFanservice Not Known for the Fanservice]] (probably also TropesThatWillNeverHappen/TooDangerous[[note]]think IReadItForTheArticles but as an AudienceReaction[[/note]])
** [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl Fameless Fanservice Girl]] (ditto but applied to a specific character)
* [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Incompetent Fanservice Girl]]
** Possibly AbhorrentAdmirer.
* Entitled Fanservice Girl
* [[FourLinesAllWaiting Five Lines, Too Much Waiting]]
* {{Call a Smeerp a|Rabbit}} [[CallAHitPointASmeerp "Hit Point"]]
** [[CallAHumanAMeatbag Call a Meatbag a "Human"]]
** [[CallAPegasusAHippogriff Call a Hippogiff a "Pegasus"]]
* [[KnightInSourArmor Knight In Stupid Armor]]
* [[CasualKink Causal Kink]] (Really, MyOwnGrampa is just the starting point.)
* UsefulNotes[=/=]TheWhiteHouse's Bathrooms
* Villains Want Brunettes: Heroic men are attracted to light-haired women, while villainous or anti-heroic men are attracted to dark-haired women.
* [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids What Do You Mean, It]] [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives Isn't Not]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids for Kids?]]
* [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Armor-Piercing Statement]] (totally not a WhamLine)
** Armor-Piercing Command
** Armor-Piercing Exclamation
* [[ArmorPiercingResponse Armor-Piercing]] {{Call|AndResponseSong}}[[note]]Could be related to TheCall, I guess.[[/note]]
* [[FandomEnragingMisconception Armor-Piercing Misconception]]
* ArmorPiercingQuestion. Well, Less of an Armor-Piercing Question and More of an Armor-Piercing Comment. I Guess It's Less of an Armor-Piercing Comment and More of an Armor-Piercing Utterance. Really It's Less an Armor-Piercing Utterance, More an Armor-Piercing Air Pressure Wave. It's Less an Armor-Piercing Air Pressure Wave and More an Armor-Piercing Friendly Hand Wave. I Guess It's Less an Armor-Piercing Friendly Wave than It Is an Armor-Piercing Friendly Bug. [[https://xkcd.com/2191/ I Found This Armor-Piercing Bug and Now We're Friends. Do You Want to Meet It?]]
* [[Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook Petrill]] [[CheeseStrategy Strategy]]
* [[BackToBackBadasses Back To Front Badasses]]
* Good Is Evil
** Evil Is Good
* {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} ShowerScene - Someone who is always taking a shower and even carrying it around wherever they go.
** [[WalkingShirtlessScene Walking Shirt Scene]] (LivingClothes)
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} BathtubScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} FuroScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} PoolScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} PublicBathhouseScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} LingerieScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} WetSariScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} ChaseScene (...it's probably happened at least once.)
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} FightScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} ForgingScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} GrandInquisitorScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} GraveMarkingScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} HospitalGurneyScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} RandomSmokingScene
** {{Walking|ShirtlessScene}} WithOurSwordsScene
* [[AudienceParticipation Audience Precipitation]]
* [[PeopleFallOffChairs Chairs Fall Off People]]
* [[FirstInstallmentWins Forty-Eighth Installment Wins]]
* [[MagicalSeventhSon Magical Fifty-Third Son]]
* [[MagicalSeventhSon Magical Seventh Cousin]]
* [[FightingYourFutureSelf Knighting Your Future Self]]
* [[KickedUpstairs Kicked Downstairs]]
** Kicked Up And Down The Stairs
** Kicked Up The [[Creator/MCEscher Sideway Stairs]]
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