These tropes are [[XMeetsY unusual combinations of]] [[UpToEleven multiple tropes]] [[DarthWiki/TropesThatWillNeverHappen so they will never happen]].

Compare to TropesThatWillNeverHappen/XMeetsY.

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!! Dishonorable mentions:

* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France While Laughing At A MrFanservice From A Kids Show
* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Boxbot]]?)
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Doctor Horrible]]
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
* Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Crowning Moments]]
** AwesomeMomentOfCrowning
** AwesomeMoment [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment of Awesome]]
* Sliding Scale of Realism Versus Cynicism Versus Videogame Objectives Versus Dialogue Versus Puppies
* Horrible Sliding Scale Of Crowning Moments And Zoidberg
* White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
* ThePowerOfRock [[RockBeatsLaser Beats]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Laser Guided]] EasyAmnesia
* [[DieForOurShip Die For Our]] GambitPileup...[[foldercontrol]]

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* Dark Horse Defeat
* Did You Just Drop A Bridget On Marvin?
** A WholesomeCrossdresser accidentally shoots Marvin in the face after revealing his true gender.
** "There were supposed to be two earth-shattering kaboobs!"
* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
** BlackComedy... UpToEleven
*** Isn't that the humor of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''?
* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
* [[CurseCutShort Curse Cut Short]] [[DeathByIrony by Irony]] [[ADayInTheLimelight in the Limelight]] [[DinnerWithTheBoss With the Boss]] [[ManOfAThousandVoices of a Thousand Voices]]
* Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
* What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
** Playing With Administrivia/ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike?
* Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
* Crowning Moment of [[VGCats Nerd Rage]]
** YourFavoriteMartian did a song on this.
* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
* Precision Cluster Atomic N-Strike Privileges
** ''TheBoondocks''?
* [[NeverWakeUpASleepwalker Never Wake Up]] [[TheUnintelligible The Unintelligible]] [[InsaneTrollLogic Insane Troll]] [[BalloonBurstingBird Busting Bird]]
* Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
** Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
*** But the girls don't have a [[ICallHimMisterHappy screw]].
**** Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
* [[WeCanRuleTogether We Can]] [[AdamAndEvePlot Make A]] MasterRace [[WeCanRuleTogether Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
** Played straight by [[HeyArnold Helga]]
* Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''{{Ferngully}}'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[YourHeadAsplode his head exploded]].
* [[DracoinLeatherPants Draco in]] [[EarthShatteringKaboom Earth Shattering]] GainaxEnding
* {{OVER NINE THOUSAND}} [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating Percent Approval]] [[ThePlan Gambit]] Ruined FOREVER [[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE]] [[RoadrunnerVsCoyote Vs Coyote]] [[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason Season Rabbit Season]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Zoidberg]] EspeciallyZoidberg [[SlidingScaleOfUnavoidableVersusUnforgivable Versus Unforgivable]] [[SlidingScaleOfFourthWallHardness Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[AbstractScale Abstractness]].
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
** Meg from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Radiant Dawn]]'' qualifies for this.
* [[WhamEpisode WHAM]] [[BizarroEpisode BLAM]] [[MusicalEpisode Musical]] [[ChristmasEpisode Christmas]] [[HalloweenEpisode Halloween]] [[BaseballEpisode Baseball]] [[BabysittingEpisode Babysitting]] BeachEpisode [[EpisodeOnAPlane on a Plane]] - yes, all of that ''at once.''
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* [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Dumbass]] {{Badass}} {{Jerkass}} [[TheWoobie Woobie]] [[MarySue Sue]]
* Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
** Don't you mean "Everyone on TVTropes especially in WildMassGuessing is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] AND LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[CloningBlues clone]] of a [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]] [[MarvelUniverse Skrull]] who was created by [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]"?
*** And [[MemeticSexGod wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?
* Too Dumb to Live It Down to Normal
* Dude, Not So Unfunny It's Actually Pretty Crazy Awesome
* [[IndexingEnsues Realistically Intoxicated, Hilariously Awkward, Mortal Human Coitus Ensues and Sues]]
* [[DudeNotFunny Dude, She's Not Like, In An]] ActuallyPrettyFunny [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Coma]]
* Crowning Xanatos Gambit of Zettai Ryouiki Does Indeed Work That Way
* {{Calling Your Bathroom|Breaks}} [[CallingYourOrgasms Orgasm]] [[CallingYourAttacks Attacks]]
* {{If|JesusThenAliens}} {{Hijacked By|Jesus}} {{Kung Fu|Jesus}} {{Crystal Dragon|Jesus}} [[NoSuchThingAsSpaceJesus Space Jesus]], [[IfJesusThenAliens Then Aliens]]
** {{Everyone Is|JesusInPurgatory}} {{Hijacked By|Jesus}} {{Kung Fu|Jesus}} {{Crystal Dragon|Jesus}} [[NoSuchThingAsSpaceJesus Space Jesus]] [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory In Purgatory]]
* [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson, Murder]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Milk]], [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Breaded Eggs]]
* {{Come For The|XStayForTheY}} [[WatchItForTheMeme Meme]], [[ComeForTheXStayForTheY Stay For]] [[JustHereForGodzilla Godzilla]]
* {{Silly Rabbit|Romance Is For Kids}}, {{What Do You Mean|Its For Kids}} [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu Romancing Cthulhu]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Is For Kids?]]
* {{Silly|Rabbit Idealism Is For Kids}} [[CallARabbitASmeerp Smeerp,]] {{Blue And Orange|Morality}} [[OmniscientMoralityLicense Morality License]] [[NoSuchThingAsSpaceJesus Is For Space]] [[SpaceJews Jews]] [[GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere From Nowhere]]!
* {{Kick|TheDog}} [[AndYourLittleDogToo Your Little]] [[ABoyAndHisX Boy And His]] {{Post Apocalyptic|Dog}} {{Evil Detecting|Dog}} {{Big Friendly|Dog}} {{Heroic|Dog}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}} [[AndYourLittleDogToo Too!]]
* {{Playing|Drunk}} {{Drunk On|Milk}} {{Milking The Giant|Cow}} {{Sacred|Cow}} {{Cash Cow|Franchise}} [[CowTools Tools]] [[ToolsOfSapience Of Sapience]]
* Complaining About What Do You Mean Freud Was Right... IN SPACE!!
* [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience Color Coded]] SailorEarth {{Mary Sue}}
* {{So|BadItsGood}} BigBad, [[SoBadItsGood It's]] BigGood
* {{Everybody Knows That}} A {{Kung Fu|Jesus}} BattleButler [[AWizardDidIt Wizard]] [[NoSuchThingAsWizardJesus Jesus]] [[TheButlerDidIt Did It]] [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory In Purgatory]] [[TabletopGame/{{Clue}} With The Candlestick]]
* {{Everyone Is|JesusInPurgatory}} Series/JeevesAndWooster In IronicHell
** {{Everyone Is|JesusInPurgatory}} {{The Walrus|WasPaul}} InSpace
* [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Why Don't You]] [[DidYouJustHaveSex Just Have Sex]] [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu With Cthulhu?]]
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