!!'''[[UltimateJobSecurity Occupations do it professionally:]]'''

* [[ExecutiveMeddling Executives and other higher-ups meddle when others do it!]]
* [[TruthInTelevision Physical therapists do it: standing, sitting, supine, prone!]]
* [[SimpleCountryLawyer Lawyers do it]] [[TrialOfTheMysticalJury in front of a jury of their peers.]]
* [[{{Theatre}} Thespians do it on stage.]]
** {{Actors}} do it [[AudienceParticipation in front of an audience.]]
*** [[RedshirtArmy Stagehands do it]] [[LivingProp with props.]]
*** [[RedshirtArmy Techies do it]] [[GrimDark in the dark.]]
*** [[{{Pun}} Electricians do it til it Hz]]
* {{Ninja}} do it {{stealth|Run}}ily [[HighlyVisibleNinja (or not).]]
** [[ConservationOfNinjitsu The fewer people Ninja do it with, the better they do it.]]
* {{Pirate}} do it [[PirateBooty for booty.]]
** [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything Some pirates are known for not doing it; or anything for that matter.]]
* [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Politicians do it]] [[BriefcaseFullOfMoney with tax money.]]
* [[BackAlleyDoctor Doctors do it]] [[StrappedToAnOperatingTable on the operating table.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Principals do it nine months a year.]]
* [[MadScientist Scientists do it]] [[ForSCIENCE to experiment.]]
** [[ItWasADarkAndStormyNight They also do it on a dark and stormy night.]]
* [[HornyScientist Mathematicians do it discretely and continuously.]]
** [[HornyScientist They also do it rigorously.]]
** [[HornyScientist Topologists do it on rubber sheets.]]
** [[HornyScientist Statisticians do it normally.]]
** [[HornyScientist Algebraists do it in a group, in a ring, in a field.]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Mathematicians do it with just a 'yes']].
** [[ThereAreTwoKindsOfPeopleInTheWorld There are 10 types of people in this world: those who do it in binary and those who don't.]]
** [[HornyScientist Mechanics model it with light, rigid uniform rods.]]
*** [[HornyScientist But at some point they have to account for the friction.]]
** [[HornyScientist Material failure analysts assume it's most intense at the tip.]]
* [[ElementsDoNotWorkThatWay Chemists do it on tables, periodically.]]
** [[http://www.snorgtees.com/chemistsdoitonatable-p-659.html?osCsid=868cd6df69925c49224c97d20a02ac83 There's a T-Shirt of that, no doubt in reference to this very page.]]
** [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/moleofproduction/53654949/ They also do it with moles.]]
* [[FirstPersonSnapshooter Photographers do it]] [[DarkIsNotEvil in the dark]] [[{{Punchline}} but they stop every thirty seconds to agitate the developer.]]
* [[{{Schoolteachers}} Teachers do it in front of the whole class.]]
** [[HotForStudent Teachers do it with their students.]]
* [[HotLibrarian Librarians do it]] [[ItsQuietTooQuiet quietly.]]
* [[SuperSoldier Soldiers do it]] [[TheSpartanWay obediently.]]
** [[GoodLookingPrivates Soliders do it in uniform]]
* [[ColdSniper Snipers do it all alone and far away from everyone else.]]
* [[HotSubOnSubAction Submarine crews do it]] [[SilentRunningMode silently.]]
* [[LethalChef Cooks do it]] [[StayInTheKitchen in the kitchen.]]
* [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily Dentists do it]] [[ThisIsADrill by drilling.]]
** [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily Dentists do it orally.]]
* [[TheissTitillationTheory Models do it]] [[HighClassGlass with style.]]
* [[AcePilot Stealth pilots do it]] [[BrickJoke where you least expect them.]]
* [[Series/DoctorWho Physicians do it]] [[HurtComfortFic with patients.]]
* [[FragileSpeedster Cyclists do it]] [[TooFastToStop in record time.]]
** [[ExtremeOmnisexual Cyclists will also mount anything that moves.]]
* [[RapidFireTyping Typists do it]] [[ShyFingerTwiddling with their fingers.]]
* [[AdventurerArchaeologist Archaeologists do it]] [[UndergroundLevel really deep. And]] ''[[UndergroundLevel dirty.]]''
** [[IntercourseWithYou Archaeologists do it with any old thing.]]
* [[TrueArt Artists do it]] [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible as confusingly as humanly possible.]]
** [[ItsNotPornItsArt Painters do it with oils.]]
* {{Magical girl}}s [[InTheNameOfTheMoon make their presence known while doing it.]]
* {{Samurai}} do it [[KatanasAreJustBetter with katanas.]]
* [[TheGunslinger Cowboys do it]] [[RevolversAreJustBetter with revolvers.]]
* [[{{Meido}} Maids do it without getting their hands dirty.]]
* [[ManOnFire Firefighters do it]] [[ReallyGetsAround with lots of hose.]]
* [[IntrepidReporter News anchors do it]] [[NewsBroadcast every weeknight]] [[Series/NewsAtTen at six, ten,]] [[FilmAtEleven and eleven o'clock.]]
** [[IntrepidReporter While]] ''[[IntrepidReporter rolling]]'' [[IntrepidReporter news anchors do it every 15 minutes,]] [[VoxPops often with members of the public.]]
* [[Series/FatherTed Milkmen do it]] [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys on your doorstep.]]
* [[ComedicHero Comedians do it]] [[StudioAudience in front of a live studio audience.]]
* [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Volunteers do it]] [[KeepTheReward for free.]]
* {{Ace Pilot}}s do it [[DoubleEntendre in the cockpit.]]
* [[AdamSmithHatesYourGuts Economists do it]] [[TheSocialDarwinist in their own rational self interest.]]
** [[KarlMarxHatesYourGuts Economists do it]] ''[[HollywoodEconomics marginally]]''.
* {{Nature Documentar|y}}ians do it [[GoingNative like they do on The Discovery Channel.]]
* [[MusicTropes Musicians do it]] [[IntercourseWithYou subtly.]]
** Instrumentalists do it rather differently, but most can drop it with their fingers or tongues.
** Trumpets do it LOUDLY.
** Flautists are typically out of tune when they do it.
** Violinists do it gently, back and forth.
** [[{{Sexophone}} Sax players]] do it all the time
** Pianists do it with their fingers, but make good use of their feet.
* [[UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}} Pipers do it]] [[AmazingFreakingGrace with amazing grace.]]
* [[Series/PushingDaisies Courtesy of Pushing Daisies]]: [[HeroicMime Mimes]] [[EnemyMime do it]] [[YourMindMakesItReal with imagination]]
* [[ArtisticLicenseSpace Astronauts do it in space.]]
* [[CombatCommentator Sports announcers tell you how they did it in painstaking detail.]]
* [[TheButlerDidIt Butlers do it,]] [[DeadUnicornTrope supposedly.]]
** [[TheButlerDidIt The butler always does it.]]
* [[BenevolentArchitecture Architects]] [[DoubleEntendre are always coming up]] [[RagingStiffie with bigger erections.]]
* {{Stern Teacher}}s [[IDidWhatIHadToDo do it roughly, but evenly.]]
* [[UsefulNotes/ThePresidentsOfTheUnitedStates The President of the United States]] can do it for up to four years (eight if he's lucky).
** UsefulNotes/BarackObama [[CaptainEthnic is the first black man ever to do it.]]
* [[UsefulNotes/AmericanCourts Supreme Court judges]] [[CourtroomAntics do it]] [[UltimateJobSecurity until they die.]]
* [[{{Directors}} Directors do it many times]] [[{{Film}} and from many, many positions until they are satisfied.]]
* [[TheTalk Birds do it with bees.]] [[FridgeLogic (How the hell does that even work?!)]]
* [[SchrodingersGun Quantum physicists are doing it right now. Or not.]]
** [[DoubleEntendre Particle physicists get a hadron as they do it.]]
* [[DoubleEntendre Pornography directors do it with lots of naked people.]]
* [[IntercourseWithYou Construction workers do it with long, thick, sturdy beams.]]
* [[IntercourseWithYou Carpenters do it with their wood.]]
* [[TimTaylorTechnology Handymen do it with their tools.]]
* [[{{Pun}} Engineering couples have the best moments when they do it.]]
* [[IntercourseWithYou Philosophers do it in their heads.]]
** [[IntercourseWithYou Philosophers do it thoughtfully.]]
* [[IntercourseWithYou Psychiatrists do it on a couch.]]
* [[FriendToAllLivingThings Farmers do it with animals.]]
* [[IntercourseWithYou Pizza deliverymen do it in 30 minutes or less. (Or your money back).]]
* [[TortureTechnician Inquisitors do it with whips and bondage gear.]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition to do it.]]
* [[{{Radio}} Radiographers do it on the table or in the upright position]]
* [[DoubleEntendre Accountants do it with the double sided entry method.]]
* [[{{Flynning}} Fencers do it with a thrust.]]
* [[IntercourseWithYou Drummers do it with sticks.]]
* [[{{Pun}} Musicians duet better.]]
* [[WorldsSmallestViolin Violinists do it in first position.]]
** [[DreamBallet So do Ballerinas.]]
** Meanwhile, trombones do it in seven positions.
* [[TranslationTropes Translators do it with their tongues.]]
* [[TheProfessor Evolutionists do it]] [[ImprobableTaxonomySkills with increasing complexity.]]
* [[RousingSpeech Professional speakers]] [[{{Pun}} do it]] [[DoubleEntendre orally.]]
* [[HighClassCallGirl Prostitutes do it]] [[HookerWithAHeartofGold for payment.]]
* [[DrillSergeantNasty Drill Sergeants do it with intimidation]]
* [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball Footballers]] only do it once per week, but they do it for ninety minutes at a time.
** [[IntercourseWithYou With a fifteen minute break, to recover their stamina.]]
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