Describe {{Tropers/Zeroplusalpha}} here.

Well, in light of being preemptively hijacked by [[strike: nearly]] ''every'' standard derail in accordance with TVTropes tradition [[note]]thanks, {{@/Noimporta}}[[/note]] [[strike: (although strangely, not the [[NeonGenesisEvangelion obvious one]])]], I guess I should really get around to writing up my userpage.

Let's see now...

Zeroplusalpha is best described as being somewhat vaguely aware.

I have somehow accumulated a few random bits of knowledge which are not always successfully recalled without any loss of fidelity. A musician by trade in RealLife, which is the very definition of AwesomeButImpractical. Secure income? Wuzzat? >_<

Was actually a chronic lurker for about a year, and although I came to the wiki by way of anime, I'm really here for the company now [[note]] Hello, [[strike: A&M]] M&A-ers! (and lately Music-ers) ^_^[[/note]]. I tend to make little edits here and there, but mostly I stick to stuff I know, like the shows I watch and the like. My sole [[strike: major]] contribution was redrafting the BadassAdorable article not long after it was launched...which isn't very impressive, sorry. I have the easiest tenancy here ever, which kind of makes me a Less Than [[PrettyFreeloaders Pretty Freeloader]].

I have been known to have a soft spot for [[{{Moe}} cute]]; I ''can'' have a real sweet tooth when it comes to my anime and manga (which, incidently, does not reflect my actual tastes in...food.)
* Nice save.
* zalphie's got an immunity to TastesLikeDiabetes. [[@/OuttaTheBLAM I]] admire him when he attempts feats that would kill most grown men.

Well, anyway, that...turned into more of a WallOfText than I intended, but [[RedundantDepartmentOfRedundancy what I lack in concision I make up for with my lack of concision.]]

So, lest I've outstayed my welcome, the short version: hello, nihao, konichiwa, and I hope I'll see you around the wiki. ^_-

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[[folder: Anime I've (recently) watched:]]
* ''[[LyricalNanoha Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]''
* ''{{AIR}}''
* ''{{Kanon}}''
* ''{{Clannad}}''
* ''DaCapo''
* ''ShakuganNoShana''
* ''FateStayNight''
* ''LuckyStar''
* ''{{Noir}}''
* Season 1 of ''TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya''
* ''HidamariSketch''
* [[strike: Half of]] ''KaraNoKyoukai''
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[[folder: Anime on the current watchlist]]
* ''JigokuShoujo''
* ''[[AnoHana I Still Don't Know The Name Of The Anime I Saw That Day]]''
* ''HidanNoAria'' (yes, yes, I'm a sucker for this kind of thing, I know.)
* ''[--AstarotteNoOmocha--]'' (it's...it's not what it looks like!)
[[/folder]]

Anime that I've watched in the long-ago time:

* Too, ''too'' many to list. In fact, much of the anime that I regularly watched as a kid became popular in the West long after I'd forgotten most of the details and moved on to different kinds of shows.

Anime that I've somehow avoided, despite (or maybe because of?) the ubiquity of their respective fandoms:

* The three [[OnePiece big]] [[{{Naruto}} shounen]] [[{{Bleach}} titles]].
* ''MahouSenseiNegima.''

I enjoy my video games, but I suck at most twitch games, which strangely has never stopped me from being pretty decent at {{FightingGame}}s [[note]]I was banned from ever putting on a StreetFighter game on the resident console of at least three households for a while[[/note]], although my skills have atrophied somewhat. I'm most at home with {{JRPG}}s, but I got into {{Visual Novel}}s in the last year or so, after watching a few shows that were adapted from them.

[[folder: Video Games I can be found wasting time on, if I'm playing at all these days:]]
* The ''FinalFantasy'' games (namely VI, VII and VIII)
* ''BattleMoonWars''
* ''EternalFighterZero''
* ''{{Touhou}}'' - after a long period of dormancy, I fired this up again recently. Actually, I only went back to it through playing ''Koumajou Densetsu Scarlet Symphony'', the {{Castlevania}} pastiche doujin game.
** Speaking of which, the sequel, ''Stranger's Requiem'', has since been added to my repertoire. [[{{Understatement}} It's somewhat]] [[NintendoHard difficult]].

{{Visual Novel}}s (at varying stages of completion):

* ''FateStayNight'' (finished)
* ''{{Tsukihime}}'' [[strike: (the two {{Meido}} routes left to go)]]
* ''DaCapo'' (finished)
* ''{{Clannad}}'' (haven't started)
* ''{{Kanon}}'' [[strike: (played until Ayu's first appearance, but I refuse to go any further until I've figured why my voice patches aren't working).]] Finished as of May 2010 [[note]] It...really ''has'' been a while since I was last here...[[/note]]
* ''SengokuRance'' (dropped indefinitely, because I cannot ''stand'' the protagonist.)
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'''[+MULTI-HIJACK LOL+]'''\\
[-To elaborate, this Contributor page will be hijacked, in order, by the following series:-]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny9e8VNF62c Neon Genesis Evangelion]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjAhPNamvZI Touhou]]
* [[http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo338/nyktoswastaken/fmamotivator.jpg Full Metal Alchemist]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bI3i7WDqow The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya]]
* [[http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1046/27647807.png Tengen whatever]]
* [[http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3127/motivator317d8a97b93990.jpg Umineko no etc.]]
* [[http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4870/fsnhijack.jpg Fate/Stay Night]]

All of this is irrelevant, however, because [[TemptingFate no one ever watches this page, ayway]]...

Note: I just looked at it. Or did you mean noone follows this page regularly -{{@/darnpenguin}}

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!! [[BlatantLies Definitely not an eye-catching invitation to vandalise this page]]:

Added NeonGenesisEvangelion to the Hijack list.I can't believe I actually missed it, but then, I never expected you to actually make your userpage... I must be losing my sharpness. In any case, hi. -{{@/Noimporta}}
* Well, I had to make it someday. The hijacks were the kick in the ass I needed. But I'm leaving them on because they're funny, and I'm guilty of at least one of those on many occasions. - zpa

How did my ''{{Umineko}}'' mot get here? :P - {{@/Mapi}}
* I have resources.

I just added you to my watchlist...So, there. :P - [[@/CatchTheSun CTS]]

This paragraph certifies that this page has been visited and its body perused by {{@/Stormtroper}} and/or his envoys. Certification is not transferible. Use for good, not evil.

Dude, you're never here anymore -____- Hope work's treating you well. - {{@/Solstace}}

Eye-catching. Odd confession: at first I misread your name as Zeroplushaplusha. What, it's a great name! :) - {{@/Longfellow}}

Hello. IncomingHam! -{@/Kinkajou}}

Your name: TLDR. I'll just call you Zero, the LargeHam. I suppose it would be impolite if I didn't leave my name. And this comment is actually a compliment believe it or not. ~{{@/neobowman}}

Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! Just dropping by to let you know that you're a cool dude. :3 --{{@/goodtimesfreegrog}}

Zalphie is a dear. How much sugar can you take? ^_^ Vandalized {{FOR GREAT JUSTICE}} --@/OuttaTheBLAM

Touhou hijack LOL (Lame and old, but it's like 4 AM here) -- @/{{redcynic}}

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