! Hi there!
I'm ZeroDarkFlirty, and welcome to my humble abode. The page is currently under construction, so I apologize for the possible lousy formatting. Anyways, enjoy your stay!

! About Me
* Sex: [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes?]] (Male, last time I checked)
* Age: Barely legal (18)
* Sexual Orientation: Straight
* Race: Japanese, Italian, and Argentine
* Name: Now why would you need to know that?
* Schooling: Freshman, College (Film major)
* Personality Type: INFJ (Caregiver/Diplomat)
* Religion: Other
* Political Alignment: I've been told I'm a moderate, but I lean towards Liberal.

! Usernames
* Wattpad: Same as here
* Youtube: Zero Dark Flirty Gaming
* Steam: Rick Mc Grimes (no spaces)

! Vandalism
If you have something to say, it goes [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Troperwall/ZeroDarkFlirty here.]]

! Zero's Favorites
(To be constructed)

! Zero's Friends
Note: Friends are ranked on a scale of one to ten, based on how well I know them. If you would like to complain about your ranking, please consult my Troper Wall.
* [[Tropers.DaftPunch Daft Punch]] : [[ShipTease 11]] (We got shipped; this is kind of a requirement) PS: ZeroDaftFlirty is the ship name.
* [[Tropers.IchigoPockyChama Ichigo Pocky Chama]] : 3 (Friend from the Forums)
* [[Tropers.SeptimusHeap Septimus Heap]] : 2 (He helped me get started on the site, which was nice)
* [[Tropers.BaconManiac5000 Bacon Maniac 5000]] : 1 (Met on Forums)
* [[Tropers.MiscellaneousSoup Miscellaneous Soup]] : 1 (Met on Forums)
* [[Tropers.SilentlyHonest Silently Honest]] : 1 (Ok, let's assume I met everyone on the Forums)
I hope to add more, guys!

! Tropes that apply to Zero:
* AllMenArePerverts - As much as he'd like to think he's not, Zero has been known to make quite the racy joke every so often. [[note]] All the time [[/note]]
* AloneAmongTheCouples - He seems to be a magnet for this sort of thing.
* AlwaysSaveTheGirl - Done while playing online with a girl gamer. It hasn't gotten him anywhere. [[HopelessSuitor Yet.]]
* AnnoyingLaugh - His friends say he sounds like Seananners, but with a deeper voice.
* ApologisesALot - Perhaps a little too much, if his friends are to be believed.
* AwesomeMcCoolname - Well, duh. ([[AvertedTrope Averted]] in RealLife, his name is...Evan.)
* BadassBaritone - Has an unnaturally deep voice for his age.
* BerserkButton
** Do NOT harm one of his friends in any way, or prepare to [[NoKillLikeOverkill get wrecked]]
** Judging him by his romantic history is probably a bad idea. [[note]] He has asked out a grand total of 24 girls thus far, none of which have said "yes." [[/note]]
* BewareTheHonestOnes - If it seems like Zero is, at any point in a video game, being completely truthful, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness something is about to go]] [[MagnificentBastard horribly]] [[StuffBlowingUp wrong]]
* BewareTheNiceOnes - Same as above.
* CannotTalkToWomen - Despite what the name might imply, he is ''terrible'' at flirting. But he tries.
* CatchPhrase
** "[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Prepare to get wrecked.]]"
** "[[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime I have made a terrible mistake! / I have many regrets!]]"
* CharacterAlignment - In RealLife, he is a NeutralGood, in open world RPGs, he tries to be LawfulGood, but this often decays to ChaoticEvil in multiplayer matches.
* ChewingTheScenery - Done all too often in Theater class and in online multiplayer.
* ConsultingMisterPuppet - Had an ImaginaryFriend in elementary school. His name was Mr. Fence. (He was actually a fence, and Zero's [[TearJerker only friend.]] [[ShoutOut But he was pretty dope.]])
* EvilLaugh - Said to sound like Jacoby from [[Music.PapaRoach Papa Roach]] at the end of "Hollywood Whore"
* HatesBeingAlone - Made more obvious once you get to know him.
* HopelessSuitor - Could literally sum up his entire romantic past.
* ImprovisedWeapon - If there is a way your character can be killed by an object in-game, he will do it, probably in some kind of RubeGoldbergDevice. Has also been prone to making [[StuffBlowingUp IEDs]] out of virtually anything. Pulled off several times in [[VideoGame/{{Battlefield4}} Battlefield 4]] using a pot of shrubbery...and '''[[NoKillLikeOverkill SIX]]''' packs of C4
* InsistsOnPaying - To the point of arguing in public over the bill.
* InTouchWithHisFeminineSide - Once took a personality test online and came out as 78% feminine. Ouch.
* LargeHam - And ''how''
* MagnificentBastard - More often than not, how he is known online.
* MemeticSexGod - He'd like to think so, but really, it's BlatantLies