Tech support representative, metalhead, MMO addict, Troper...

...maybe those aren't bad things. I dunno.

[[folder:No, that spraypaint isn't mine, I swear!]]
* PhulesCompany
* {{Titus}}
* StarControl
* TrioThePunch
* TheLongWalk
* EpicRapBattlesOfHistory
* LevelGrinding
* DamageIncreasingDebuff
* GameMod
* StockScream
* UrbanLegendOfZelda
* SomewhereAnOrnithologistIsCrying
* DeltaFarce
* DynastyWarriors

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* EveOnline: Fernando [=MRuiz=]
* DustFiveOneFour: Ticket to Nowhere
* {{Twitter}}: [[https://twitter.com/FernandoMedRuiz [=@FernandoMRuiz=]]]
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[[folder:Here's me in a nutshell.]]
* {{Beware The Nice Ones}}
* {{Brilliant But Lazy}}: Not even gonna try to lie about this one.
* {{Complacent Gaming Syndrome}}: Counterattackers in fighting games, the ships with the widest spread in shmups, and somehow, {{Intrepid Merchant}} slash [[ItemCrafting make-your-own-restoratives]] in {{MMORPG}}s.
* {{Convenience Store Gift Shopping}}: Hey, Exxon had some fresh roses and I couldn't resist! It even had a miniature teddy bear hugging the stem! [[SubvertedTrope She loved it, though, so I guess it worked.]]
* {{Cuteness Proximity}}: So much that I've been known to go from the worst mood all month to [[BabyTalk 'Wook ad da widdoo puppeeee']] just getting near a dog.
* {{Deadpan Snarker}}: Let's be honest here, I'd be a smartass at my own wedding if something irked me. [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Hey, I can dream of getting married someday too, you know.]]
* {{Flat What}}
* {{For Inconvenience Press One}}: This skirts the line between PetPeeveTrope and BerserkButton for me. Oddly enough, it gets angry callers calm enough to know someone ''working for their ISP'' agrees with them.
* {{Hates Small Talk}}: No, seriously. Some of my new coworkers are learning about that slowly but surely. [[WhatAnIdiot With]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome some]] [[SnarkBait key]] [[EveOnline exceptions,]] of course.
* [[HeadphonesEqualIsolation Headset Equals Don't Bother Me]]
* {{Kuudere}}: The slider's a little closer to the 'dere' side of that scale.
* {{Megane}}
* {{Must Have Caffeine}}, {{Must Have Nicotine}}: Okay, I'm working on that second part going away. [[NailedToTheWagon Failing miserably, too.]]
* NamesTheSame: I have nothing to do with [[http://edzedomega.org/ the documentary about the education system,]] but I plan on checking it out at some point...
* {{Not a Morning Person}}
* {{Real Men Eat Meat}}: Honestly, even the salads I eat every so often have either coldcuts or grilled chicken on them.
* {{Sir Swearsalot}}: Not ''here,'' of course, but pretty much in person.
* {{Trademark Favorite Food}}: Zero-calorie cola. If I'm drinking something else, they don't offer it where I'm at.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Bees. Floating little orange and black winged freakin' reapers that came ''that damn close'' if there wasn't a hospital nearby at the time.
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