Howdy. What can I say here? Very little. I'll be over there, I suppose. [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Feel free to join me]]...

No, not [[TheWorldEndsWithYou that]] Yoshiya.

...Okay, maybe. But don't take all the fun out of it.

'''This troper exhibits examples of:'''

* {{Americanitis}}: At least until I can go back home.
* [[AmbiguouslyGay Ambiguously Gay]]: Though sometimes, [[YourMileageMayVary not so ambiguous]].
* [[BerserkButton Berserk Button]]: Not like he'll be telling any of us what it is, mind you.
* [[CatchPhrase Catch Phrase]]: I have a small handful. You'll see.
* [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarker]]
* [[DoubleEntendre Double Entendre]]: Whenever I see it fits. ...No, not "here it comes." Or that one. Both of those are too easy. ...So's that one.
* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Getting Crap Past The Radar]]: See DoubleEntendre.
* [[GigglingVillain Giggling Villain]]
* [[HeadphonesEqualIsolation Headphones Equal Isolation]]: Inverted. They're rarely playing, so when you think you're being clever, talking about me "behind my back" while still being right there? Don't be so shocked when you wake up with less hair tomorrow morning. I heard that.
* [[HoYay Ho Yay]]: Apparently, anyone who is close enough to him in his weekly life to be able to understand the last thing about him is [[YaoiFangirl shipping him with someone else]].
* [[HyperactiveMetabolism Hyperactive Metabolism]]
* [[ImprobableAge Improbable Age]]
* [[InsufferableGenius Insufferable Genius]]
* {{Jerkass}}: Sometimes confused with [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Jerk With A Heart Of Gold]].
* [[ManipulativeBastard Manipulative Bastard]]
* [[NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]]: Spend an hour with him, trapped in a dark room. You'll see what I mean.
* [[OlderThanTheyLook Older Than They Look]]
* [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Only Known By Their Nickname]]: Raye.
* [[PopQuiz Pop Quiz]]: One of his absolute favourite ways of irritating people.
* [[ReclusiveArtist Reclusive Artist]]
* [[ShoutOut Shout Out]]: Along with his status as a [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarker]], he make so many references to the media and internet memes on a daily basis that he's begun confusing even the people who know him best. [[YourMileageMayVary Who honestly don't know him that well, anyway.]]
* [[StealthHiBye Stealth Hi Bye]]: What?
* [[TeensAreShort Teens Are Short]]
* [[ThemeNaming Theme Naming]]: Everyone he know and knows well has a nickname.
* [[UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator]]
* [[WHiteHairedPrettyBoy White Haired Pretty Boy]]: At least 50% of the time. Otherwise he's just a [[IncrediblyLamePun Pretty Boy With Hair]].
* [[YaoiFangirl Yaoi Fanboy]]