Well, [[BeavisAndButthead uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh.....]], this is my page, and I really don't like to talk about myself that much but I guess it's, like, cool to have a page or something, uhuhuhuh. I live in a backwards rotten slum of a city called Memphis in a [[DeepSouth third world hellhole]] called Tennessee. I love heavy metal, started the [[UsefulNotes/HeavyMetal Useful Notes]] article on it, and can talk you to death about it. Or argue, if you decide to [[BerserkButton bring up]] [[strike:mallcore]] nu metal.

!!Pages I made
* BluePlanet
* JagPanzer
* LichKing
* [[{{UsefulNotes/HeavyMetal}} Useful Notes/Heavy Metal]]

!!Shit I like
* ''AceCombat'' series
* ''BeavisAndButthead''
* ''[[BabylonFive Babylon 5]]''
* Cars, especially fast ones
* ''{{Doom}}''
* The works of Phillip K. Dick, all-time master of MindScrew (suck it, [[MetalGear Kojima!]])
* ''FinalFantasyVI''
* ''ForzaMotorsport'' series
* ''[[FreeSpace FreeSpace]]'' series
* ''FullmetalAlchemist''
* ''GTR 2''
* ''HappyTreeFriends''
* Heavy metal music
** Early {{Annihilator}}
** {{Anthrax}}
** Asssault
** BlackSabbath
** BlindGuardian
** Bloden-Wedd
** Cauldron Born
** Deadly Blessing
** DreamTheater
** Death
** {{Dio}}
** DreamTheater
** Elegy
** Fates Warning
** Flotsam and Jetsam
** Forbidden
** GammaRay
** Early IcedEarth
** Hades (the thrash band with Alan Tecchio)
** {{Hibria}}
** IronMaiden
** IronSavior
** JagPanzer
** JudasPriest
** LaazRockit
** Lost Horizon
** Lich King
** Liege Lord
** {{Megadeth}}
** Metal Church
** {{Overkill}}
** Paradox
** PrimalFear
** {{Queensryche}}
** Rage (NOT Rage Against the Machine, this is a different band!)
** Rainbow
** Realm
** Riot
** Sanctuary
** Scanner
** Steel Prophet
** SymphonyX
** Toxik
** Vio-Lence
** [[{{WASP}} W.A.S.P.]]
** Watchtower
** WhiteWizzard
* ''{{Klonoa}}''
* ''[[MechWarrior MechWarrior]] 2 and 4''
* [[GunPorn Military hardware]], especially if it flies.
* The older SonicTheHedgehog games. Terrible fanbase, though.
* ''[[Wolfenstein3D Wolfenstein 3-D]]''
* ''TengenToppaGurrenLagann''
* Some other stuff that I'm too tired to think of right now


!!The usual stupid narcissistic bullshit involving applying tropes to yourself
* [[{{Atheism}} Atheist]] - it's really hard being one in this part of the country because people here are incredibly religious and superstitious and look down their noses at people who are not.
* BerserkButton - [[ThisIsSPARTA MALLCORE. IS. NOT.]] '''[[TheKhan METAL!]]''' [[NietzscheWannabe Nietzsche Wannabes]] and "nihilists" count as well.
* ChildHater - Don't like 'em. Don't want to be around 'em. Not interested in yours.
* HobbesWasRight
* StraightGay - My sister described me as the least gay gay guy she had ever known. A good thing too, considering [[GoodOlBoy some]] [[TheFundamentalist of]] [[CorruptHick the]] [[MoralGuardians people]] [[LawfulStupid here]] ("here" in RealLife, not TV Tropes).
* SingleIssueWonk: See BerserkButton above.
* ThePowerOfRock - see band list above

I guess you can graffiti this page if you really want to.\\

-- Graffiti section --

You got some intestinal fortitude.

'''''[[{{Tropers/Charlatan}} TAKE IT LIKE YOU LIKE IT! <3]]'''''

YOU! FUCK YEAH! - {{Tropers/Schitzo}}

I fuckin BEAT you Johnny Cage! You gay man.

HOLY SHIT WHITE WIZZARD! THAAAAATS A BAND! - @/NotSoBadassLongcoat

DUDE you are freakin' unbelievable! Are you single? @/STK

HEY! Don't insult TN! {{Tropers/Kexruct}}
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