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[[caption-width-right:270:Ray of Sunshine.]]

[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is whizzerd]]. I like tropes, and I like fiction. Interests are many and incredibly varied.

I'm one of [[@/{{Inhopelessguy}} Hopey's]] many adopted brothers, as well as his son, may actually be [[LightNovel/{{Durarara}} Celty Sturluson]], or might be a non-identical clone of Matthew Perry that was cultivated in Norway.

Tropes that describe me include but are not limited to:

* {{Asexual|ity}}
* AspergersSyndrome
** FleetingPassionateHobbies: Especially when it comes to shows or literature.
** MotorMouth: Occasionally.
* BonnieScotland: Place of birth, supposedly.
* CatchPhrase: In real life:
** "Anyway, what were we doing again?"
** "That reminds me of this thing I saw..."
* DeadpanSnarker
* {{GIFT}}: Inverted; ''much'' nicer online than in real life.
* ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin: Cola.
* InsufferableGenius: Resident [[TheSmartGuy smart guy]], video game enthusiast and frequent puzzle solver. Friends will never hear the end of it.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold[=/=]BitchInSheepsClothing: Depending on the situation and people present.
* NightmareFetishist
* NonindicativeName: Not a 'whizzerd'. Unsure about where that even came from.
* {{Pet Peeve Trope}}s: A few:
** DracoInLeatherPants[=/=]RonTheDeathEater, {{Shipping}}, {{Wimpification}}, AllGirlsWantBadBoys.
** NostalgiaFilter
** ItsEasySoItSucks, TheyChangedItNowItSucks, RuinedFOREVER and HePannedItNowHeSucks.
* SelfDeprecation
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: At times, moreso in real life.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: That's whizz'''e'''rd.
* ToThePain: [[NonActionGuy Non-confrontational]], but knows how to make people squirm nevertheless.
* TrueNeutral: Tends to not care about [[SomebodyElsesProblem anything]] or [[LackOfEmpathy anyone]]. Thoughts tend to veer into ChaoticNeutral territory, while most tests come back with ChaoticEvil.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Type 2 most of the time.

Pages I've made:

* ''Roleplay/TwoThousandAndTwelveYouAreTheFuture''
* ''Literature/AlphaForce'' series
* ''Roleplay/MagicAcademy''
* ''RagingPhoenix''
* ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilGaiden''
* ''Literature/{{Traces}}'' series

Roleplays I have participated/am participating in (placed here for my own convenience):

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* Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Void Explorers - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13252204020A29240100&page=1#18 Isaac]].
* Legend Of Zelda: Unit D - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13333829030A33060100&page=1#10 Ameth]].
* Magic Academy - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13302905920A99572600&page=1#14 Nate Forwin]] and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13302905920A99572600&page=5#111 McKenzie Sarling]].
* 2012, ''You'' are the Future - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13253475070A73780100&page=3#73 Takeo Masoni]].
* Civil War - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13291211720A89158700&page=2#39 Tarlin]] (which had the dubious honour of being the shortest RP I have participated in).
* The Fallen Angels and A Second Chance - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13250835320A49380100&page=1#4 Harry Halson]].
* Who Wants To Live Forever? - Archibald Revington.[[hottip:*: The signup of which seems to have disappeared.]]
* Skulduggery Pleasant: Dead Men Reborn - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13223454940A96487500&page=1#19 Balor Dispatch]].
* The Scrappy Universe - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13351967620A94520100&page=1#4 Steve]] [[VideoGame/ResidentEvilCodeVeronica Burnside]].
* Hogwarts Slice of Life - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13374672330A53540100&page=1#7 Alister Clark.]]
* The Gate of Lords - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13384412370A11831800&page=1#7 Billie Hawthorn.]]
* Legend of Korra: The Academy - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13415209240A58080100&page=1#6 Tai Lerong and Lun.]]
* Persona: Dreaming Puppets - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13660239460A11208000&page=1#19 Masumi Ienari.]]
* Persona: Digital Guardians - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13660573160A87123300&page=4#88 Eddrick Hayes.]]
* Deep Prison: Maximum Zero - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13660813130A09301500&page=2#46 Ash Foster.]]

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!Vandalism

* First time I've been first vandal, methinks. ~ @/ThatHuman
** And luckily for you you got the [[BlatantLies best]] [[SmallNameBigEgo page]] on tvtropes to be the first vandal on.
* The @/EternalNoob Says i like food
** I approve of people who like food because I ''also'' like food.
* Shame we couldn't get the Deadstar Time Traveling roleplay going. Here's to the best of luck for your Scrappy roleplay. - @/CrazyDawg
** 'Tis a shame. Hope you have better luck with [=RPing=] in the future.
* ''[[TheCulture The Usual But Etymologically Unsatisfactory]]'' indeed. -@/{{desdendelle}}
** ''The Intrusive But Reservedly Congenial'' my friend.
* Hello. My name is @/{{Insano}}. You vandalized my page first, long ago. Prepare to be [[DisproportionateRetribution thrown into]] [[AndIMustScream locked-in syndrome!]]
** ...Well, this is boring. Time to mentally solve the cure for cancer I guess.
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