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->-[[http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wn2z8/sooo_while_looking_up_zulu_phrases_i_came_across/c5eyxtk VmKid, via Reddit]].

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[[DescribeTopicHere Describe]] Tropers/VmKid [[DescribeTopicHere here.]]

I don't wanna.

Bye.

Alright, fine.
I'm a geek and a nerd from Long Island who likes videogames, anime, eating, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick crapping]]. Wait, that's not it...

Also a member of {{CHOPSTICKS}}.

[[http://twitter.com/VmKid Tweet-a-1337's]]

[[http://steamcommunity.com/id/VmKid/ Play videogameses with me (Be sure to say that you're from TV Tropes!)]]

[[SockPuppet Also known as]] @/{{Chiro}}, although I never really use the name.

!!About my Avatars:
* Avatar 0 was my first shot at an avatar, which was a crudely-edited version of the VirtualMagicKindgom logo, my former namesake.
* I don't actually read {{Homestuck}}, avatar 3 was made by Tropers/{{thespacephantom}}. [[labelnote:Note as of 4/12/12]]This statement is partially false. I've read Homestuck up to the end of the first Intermission. I was unbelievably confused by it.[[/labelnote]]
* Avatar 4 is my former {{Minecraft}} avatar, which I made myself. It's supposed to look like [[KeroroGunsou Fuyuki Hinata]]. I've since changed it to...
* Avatars 5 and 8: ...Chiro from SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo
* Avatar 6: Parasoul from {{Skullgirls}}, drawn by [[http://ask-msfortune.tumblr.com/ Ask Ms. Fortune]].
* Avatar 7: Takuya from DigimonFrontier.
* Avatar 10: DrTran.
* Avatar 11: [[SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo Thingy]]! D'aww...
* Avatar 13: [[TeamFortress2 Grey Mann]].
* Avatar 14: JonTron as he appears in GameGrumps Animated.

!!Tropes that I've experienced or am an example of:
* ArcNumber: 36.
* AscendedFanboy: In multiple ways. I am a Forum Herald here, and was a moderator, botmaster, and writer over at DawgNet.
* AwesomeButImpractical: I have a "Junk Drawer" full of little, useless trinkets that I've collected over the years.
* CannotTellAJoke: At least not around normal people.
* {{Fanboy}}: Of various things, and I tend to switch obsessions every couple of months. Currently, I'm obsessed with SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo.
* IHaveManyNames: [=AstroGamer, Vlocity, VmKid, =]and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bryan]].
* TheProblemWithPenIsland: [=VmKid=]. One word. Occasionally shortened to "Vm". Often misspelled by tropers who forget to WikiWord it correctly.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Half of my brain is made of solidified ego.

!!Vandalism goes below.

@/{{Ailedhoo}} was not here. This is not vandalism. [[TrueArt This is a duck.]]

* I tried to give you an awful visual pun. I really did. The problem was that the image was always behind the contributors tag. Oh well, I'll do something else with it. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
* Holycrap, you're a mod? There's mods on this site? ~@/{{Rockonman}} [[labelnote:My Reply]]I am not a moderator here. I am a forum herald. I have no power whatsoever[[/labelnote]]
* HI. ME AGAIN. ~@/{{Rockonman}}
* Natternatternatternatternatter [[spoiler: is a terrible thing]] ~ @/{{Thiefoftime}}
* Nice face you've got here. Also, telekinesis. Nice to see I'm not the only one making old video games float in the air ~@/DhanaRagnarok [[labelnote:My Reply]]That isn't a video game. But anyway, yeah, telekinesis.[[/labelnote]]
* Oh hello- er, uh, I- I can explain! The- the thread! It told me to! ~ @/{{skyflower}}
* Theoretically, all of everyone's brain is made of solidified ego. ¬_¬ Anyways; [[{{Catchphrase}} Coffee? *raises flask*]] - @/{{Bisected8}}
* I love drinking those Long Island Iced Tea drinks. I drink a lot of those. Makes me wish I could visit that Long Island place, if only it were ''real''. --@/SeanMurrayI
* So, my next vandalism victim, how does it feel to be [[spoiler: a troper?]] :P ~@/{{Enzeru}}
* [[SonicAdventure2 Hi, I'm]] @/PhysicalStamina! '''[[MostAnnoyingSound AM I ANNOYING YOU? AM I ANNOYING YOU? AM I ANNOYING YOU? AM I ANNOYING YOU? AM I ANNOYING YOU?]]''' [[labelnote:My Reply]]SHUT UP OMOCHAO GHAAAAAAAAAA[[/labelnote]]
* Hi, you need MOAR Ponies! ~ApplesGalore

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