I am a Midwestern college girl with a trombone (and I know how to use it). I'm a major DeadpanSnarker and a repeat offender when it comes to PerverseSexualLust. I love humorous stories, thrill rides, and long walks on the beach (no, really). I also think I'm the only person that ever truly enjoyed the [[StarWars Ewoks]]--they're ''adorable''!

I spend too much time on the YKTTW section and the TroperTales section. I see too many tropes everywhere and I always have a story to share. Crap, that rhymed, so I guess it's full of {{Narm}}. Oh, well...

So, uh, Live Long and Prosper and May the Force Be With You!
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