%% This page is a Just For Fun bit made with Fast Eddie's approval.
%% Feel free to edit, but keep it reasonable.
%% We do not want this turning into a troll fest or a problematic page.
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->''"..."''
-->--'''Troll Post'''

@/TrollPost is a troper best known for making empty posts on the forum. He's shy but sometimes will make dozens of such posts in a row. No one is exactly sure ''why'' or what gets into him. Maybe he's just looking for attention. Maybe he's just too shy to say anything at all. Maybe he's suffering from {{GIFT}}. Maybe his keyboard is broken. When Troll Post gets ''too'' active, mods tend to lock the thread to give him time to calm down.

Little is known of Troll Post. Though suspected to be male (As ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet), his true gender is nothing but speculation. We know he hails from Troll Post Crusher, a small town that according to TheOtherWiki is located "on a landmass, near a body of water". Rumors are that his father has a job involving collecting fees on bridges. Other tropers speak of a legend claiming him to be @/FastEddie's nemesis. The yin to his yang, both of them dueling immortals over the fate of this wiki (or at least its forums, as Troll Post never seems to edit any articles). That or he's just some crazy guy.

Several attempts have been made to ban Troll Post, but like some sort of cyber-ninja or [[HollywoodHacking magical hacker]], he always seems to return. Often he will use {{sockpuppet}}s to make posts with strange or offensive contents that magically transform into his trademark blank posts after a certain lapse of time. Despite rumors to the contrary, Troll Post does not have a strange fetish for coitus with people's heads; though his appearances are often rumored to coincide with mentions of that strange fetish.

He may or may not be in cahoots with [[DarthWiki/ThatTroper That Troper]] (if they aren't indeed one and the same).

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!!Troll Post has shown examples of:

* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Surprising, [[IncrediblyLamePun for a character whose posts never have any characters.]]
* EyeScream: Averted. He does not have ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial that]]'' fetish.
* FeaturelessProtagonist
* {{GIFT}}: Unusually, a mostly silent example.
* InsaneTrollLogic: So insane, it is incomprehensible (and invisible) to all other people.
* MeaningfulName
* OurTrollsAreDifferent
* SilentBob
* TheVoiceless
* {{Troll}}: He (or she) only posts blank posts.
* TrollBridge: Unfortunately, no one can answer his (or her) riddle, as it is silent.
* WallOfText: Inverted.

!!Vandalism!

* Troll post, I've almost never agreed with you. For some reason, though, it seems as if our fates are connected, as we often encounter each other when neither really plans to or wants it. [[Film/TheDarkKnight I think you and I are destined to do this forever.]] -@/BestOf
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* Impressive trolling skills, my man. -Tropers/MokonaZero
* Join the Harem sometime, although I worry that you'll be...invisible... -@/NerdBird

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Truly he is both the greatest of lurkers, and the most talkative of motor-mouths.