"Eh? The [[FarscapeTheSeries frell...!?]] An update!? When the heck...!?"

"She updated?"

"She updated."

"And she organized it."

"And she ''organized it''? [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ...yeah, hell froze over.]]"

[[center:'''''The Renaissance Raver''''']]

[[center:'''''Introduction''''']]

''Dark room. No windows, no lamps, no nothing. ...No, wait, one thing. The familiar glow of a computer screen. But no one's there.''

''...is there?''

[[center:[[TheVoice "Looking for someone?"]]]]

''You jump and turn behind you. It's a girl, 17 years of age. Black Tripp pants, black boots, black tank top, blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail. '''Lots''' of glowing things on her, too - glowsticks, glow bracelets, glow necklaces, glow earrings. On her head were a pair of goggles and a pair of headphones. She flips on a light switch near the wall.''

''How the hell someone manages to combine cyberpunk, rave scene, and Elizabethan England is something you probably don't want to think about right now.''

[[center: "Ah, stumbled to my little corner of TVTropes, did you? Sure you didn't get lost? Eyh, grab a seat (if you can find one) and I might as well bore ya to death if you got nothing else better to do..."]]

[[center:'''Basic Stats''']]

[[center:''Age:'' 17]]
[[center:''Height:'' 5'4"]]
[[center:''Weight'' less than 120 lbs]]
[[center:''Eye Color:'' Hazel (blue or green, ring of yellow 'round the pupil)]]
[[center:''Hair Color:'' Blonde]]
[[center:''[[VoiceTypes Voice Range]]:'' Mezzo-soprano (and is stuck at alto for the moment...)]]

[[center:'''''What's With the Weird Name?''''']]

''The girl gives you a strange look when you ask about her username.''

[[center: "No, I'm not referring to {{The Renaissance Man}} - I'm only a frelling junior in high school. I'm talking about {{Ye Goode Olde Days}} of Elizabethan England. I'm American, sure, but end of June every summer, it's a time warp to June 1585 and Bedlam on the West Coast. Complete with {{Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe}}, but then again, you were considered educated back then if you could spell a single word who knows how many ways.]]

[[center: "As for the raving? Convention Raves. Only ones I ever go to. Then again, the only two cons I ever go to have the only security team I trust with my ''life,'' too."]]

''Apparently, she's not going to just sit around and talk about nothing...''

[[center: "No duh, Sherlock, I'm not gonna sit here and [[NoFourthWall talk to you about nothing]]. That would be ''literally'' boring you to death."]]

''The girl shrugs, taking her seat in front of the computer and then leaning back in the chair, putting her feet up on the desk.''

[[center: "Well, what else d'ya wanna know? Or are ya gonna just skim through this and get back to the Contributer's page or something?"]]

[[center:'''''Pet Peeves''''']]

[[center: "Idiots who try to bother me when they've got nothing better to do, [[GrammarNazi grammar mistakes on paper]], and bread products left in the kitchen sink. [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Misspelling my real name]] or [[BerserkButton not noticing the frelling 'n' at the end of it]]. Unnecessary homework."]]

[[center:'''''Hobbies''''']]

[[center: "Well, yeah, what about 'em? You got a problem? ...Oh, yeah - you wanna know what they are ''other'' than the obvious. Yeah, yeah, I get'cha...]]

[[center: "Lessee here... the basic stuff? Singing, reading, writing, surfing the net, [[GamerChick playing video games]], playing tabletop RPGs, acting. Reading and writing what? Manga and videogame fanfiction, primarily. And mangas themselves, too, can't forget those...]]

[[center: "...And whatever I get stuck with for IB English. {{Crime and Punishment}} is not fun, really, even if you ''do'' like reading about people descending into insanity."]]

[[center:'''''Video Games Faves''''']]

[[center: "Alright, alright, here are my faves, sheesh...!"]]

[[center: '''PC Games''']]
[[center: ''Diablo II: Lord of Destruction'']]
[[center: ''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic'']]
[[center: ''The Elder Scrols IV: Oblivion'']]

[[center: '''Nintendo Gamecube/Wii''']]
[[center: ''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle'']]
[[center: ''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker'']]
[[center: ''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'']]
[[center: ''Sonic and the Secret Rings'']]
[[center: ''Sonic and the Black Knight'']]
[[center: ''Sonic Unleashed'']]
[[center: ''{{NiGHTS}}: Journey of Dreams'']]
[[center: ''Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King'']]

[[center: '''Playstation/Playstation 2/Playstation 3''']]
[[center: ''{{Kingdom Hearts}}/Kingdom Hearts II'']]
[[center: ''Sonic '06'']]
[[center: ''{{Soul Calibur}} IV'']]
[[center: ''Spyro: Year of the Dragon'']]

[[center: '''Nintendo GameBoy Advance/Nintendo DS''']]
[[center: ''Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories'']]
[[center: ''Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days'']]
[[center: ''Sonic Rush'']]
[[center: ''The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap'']]
[[center: ''The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass'']]

[[center: ("Yeah, yeah, most of them are {{Sonic the Hedgehog}} games. Don't necessarily care, thank you - my first video game period was Sonic the Hedgehog 2.")]]

[[center:'''''Manga/Anime Faves''''']]

[[center: ''{{Card Captor Sakura}}'']]
[[center: ''{{Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni}}'']]
[[center: ''{{Ranma}}'' ("The irony? I ''grew up'' with this one...")]]

[[center:'''''Favorite TV Shows''''']]

[[center:''{{Babylon 5}}'']]
[[center:''{{Buffy the Vampire Slayer}}'']]
[[center:''{{Farscape}}'']]
[[center:''{{Supernatural}}'']]

[[center: "Note how all but ''Supernatural'' are done and over with."]]

[[center: '''''Self-Applied Tropes''''']]

''Once again, she shoots you a look of "Are you out of your frelling mind!?" and it's accompanied with an eye-twitch this time. You have to wonder what you just got yourself into...''

[[center: "Are you ''sure''... that you want to ''ask'' that question?"]]

[[center: {{Kuudere}}]]
[[center: {{The Empath}} (ironic, considering the above...)]]
[[center: {{Gamer Chick}} (born and raised!)]]
[[center: {{Crazy Prepared}} (May I direct you towards {{Troper Tales}} for that one?)]]
[[center: {{Goggles Do Nothing}} (averted - mine double for sunglasses)]]
[[center: {{Hyperspace Arsenal}} (See Crazy Prepared)]]
[[center: {{Catchphrase}} ("FIE!")]]
[[center: {{Attention Deficit Creativity Disorder}}]]
[[center: {{Attention Deficit Oh Shiny!}}]]
[[center: {{Musical Episode}} (Every day, with a big "DUH" stamped on it. When your first hour's choir, of course it's gonna be.)]]
[[center: {{She Cleans Up Nicely}}]]
[[center: {{Mood Swinger}}]]
[[center: {{Deadpan Snarker}}]]
[[center: {{Cloudcuckoolander}}]]
[[center: {{Only Sane Man}} (ironically, yes)]]
[[center: {{Chaotic Good}} (acts {{Neutral Good}}, can slip into {{Chaotic Neutral}} on a bad day)]]
[[center: {{Took A Level In Badass}}]]
[[center: {{Beware the Nice Ones}}]]
[[center: {{Genre Savvy}}]]
[[center: {{Jade-Colored Glasses}}]]
[[center: {{Mind Screw}}]]
[[center: {{Weapon of Choice}}]]
[[center: * {{The Pen Is Mightier}}]]
[[center: * {{Simple Staves}}]]
[[center: ** Would really much like {{Blade On a Stick}}, a {{Sinister Scythe}}, or [[TheArcher a really good bow]]]]
[[center: * Could also count for {{Girl With Psycho Weapon}}]]
[[center: Currently working towards {{Warrior Therapist}} and {{Tell Me How You Fight}}]]

Additional updates to come.

''This troper has made contributions to some Troper Tales and one minor example to the {{Babylon 5}} page.''


Whoever put this down...

->ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU HOW AWESOME YOU ARE?!?!? *runs away*

[[DoggedNiceGuy ...you made my day.]]
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