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Describe The Real Wren here, here, eh?

Well...I suppose that would be a good idea. Sure, no-one will really READ this, but I might as well make something.

Me? I'm just some guy that's been on the internet. Was a mod on GameFAQs, though I heard about TVTropes and decided I'd join the forums and all that. It's quite fun being here, really. Personality-wise? I'm...all over the place, to be honest. Also surprisingly childish for someone who's 23 years old.

Oh. And I'm [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally not a cosmic monstrosity from another dimension, nor am I on good terms with Cthulhu.]] Stop asking.

NOTE: If there's other tropes you think apply, don't hesitate to add them.
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!!Tropes Present in my Life/[=TvTropes=]/Works: ...Really, you could be here for a while. And by that, I mean you'll have to wait until I can be bothered to add more.
* [[MustHaveCaffeine ABSOLOUTELY, POSITIVELY '''MUST''' have Soft Drink]]: I need sugar. A lot of it.
** CaffeineBulletTime: It certainly feels like it after my third glass of Cola.
* ApologizesALot: Yeah. It's usually something I do, even when something ISN'T my fault. This applies in RealLife AND TV Tropes.
* {{Australia}} / LandDownUnder: I was actually born and LIVE here. [[DeathWorld Yes. I'm surprised I'm surprised I'm still alive too.]]
* AuthorAppeal: A lot of my characters seem to enjoy candy. Or a generally share some common trait that I find amusing. I'd be specific as to what, but we could be here a while.
* AdultChild: ...Kinda. I'm a bit immature at times, but, hey.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: ...Let's just say that making me angry is a very big mistake. I won't go into the details.
* BrilliantButLazy: Seems to run in the family, heh.
* CannotTellALie: The way I was raised. I'm always honest.
* DyingAlone: ...Pretty much resigned to this.
* GrowingUpSucks: Well, yeah. But then again...
* LonelyRichKid: Yup. I don't really talk about it much, though.
* NoSocialSkills / NotGoodWithPeople: In RealLife. I'm not really good with words.
* PuyoPuyo: I'm rather good at the game, actually.
* [[{{RichIdiotWithNoDayJob}} Rich Kid With No Day Job]]: Sadly, yes. I'd like to do some sort of job, but I'm not really good with people.
** Although this is kind of subverted since I now do volunteer work. Huzzah!
* RobinWilliams: I'm a rather big fan of his. ^_^
* SurvivorGuilt: ...It seems to be a trait some of my characters share, actually, like DarkAndTroubledPast or ZenSurvivor.
* TheCynic / SnarkKnight: In my more unpleasant moods, yeah.
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!!...I'm sorry, Wren isn't here right now. Leave a message and he'll get back to you.

* Hi! ~ {{@/Arcadiarika}}
** ...That's all ya have to say? Awwwww. :(
*** I dunno, that's about the most witty that I could think of. :/
** Could be worse, I guess. It's okay. :D
* And boy, can your moods be rough... ~ {{@/Hydronix}}
** Speak for yourself~! XD ...But seriously, though. Thanks for putting up with me. ^_^
* ''[-Everyone wants it but there is no shortcut to freedom.-]''\\
[--Jay, MenInBlack-]\\
Just another message from your friendly neighborhood {{Tropers/Raidouthe21st}}.
** Heh. And here's the amusing part. [[TheKingOfFighters Another man in black with a red glove of fire says the same line, too.]]
I'm on a crime spree! Woohoo! *sprays vandalism* - @/StolenByFaeries
* Who the heck are you, and what have you done?!
[[http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/201/585/10572313.jpg Do it!]] ~{{@/Keirei}}
* Oh, I'll seize the day by the throat. And I'll use the force to seize YOU by the throat. MWAHAHAHAHAH!!
* ShiningKnight posts here for Arkenea and err awesomeness...viva la moon!