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->''[[LargeHam I]] have come here to [[ChewBubblegum chew bubblegum]], and''\\
''[[EvilDead make]] [[TheyLive cheesy]] [[TwilightZone references]] [[CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory nobody]] [[TvTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary gets]]...''\\

'''[[IncomingHam And I'm all out of bubblegum]]'''
---> -- ''[[ActuallyIAmHim ME]]''

[[WelcomeToCorneria Welcome]] to the [[AnotherDimension home]] of [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The]] [[InsistentTerminology MIGHTY]] [[NoNameGiven Anonym]]. [[IWannaBeTheGuy I]] ''[[CouldSayItBut could]]'' [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou tell]] you my [[RealLife real]] [[AwesomeMcCoolname name]]... [[ButThouMust but]] [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold I]] [[IWontSayImGuilty won't]].

''[[FacelessMasses Some]]'' say that [[HumansAreAverage I]] [[WeAllLiveInAmerica live]] ''[[SomewhereSong SOMEWHERE]]'' in [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere Michigan]], [[LowestCommonDenominator others]] [[AlwaysWantedToSayThat say]] [[CrazyAwesome I]] [[DressedToKill wear]] a [[CompanionCube dark green sweater]], [[AndAnotherThing and]] [[ButWaitTheresMore more]]
[[StillTheEighties still]] say that [[HighlyVisibleNinja I]] take [[http://www.hamiltonkarate.org/ martial arts.]]

'''FAVORITE THINGS INCLUDE:'''

[[TheBible The Bible]]: ''[[http://www.calvaryb.org/ I AM a Christian]]''


[[TvTropes TvTropes]] \\
{{Emulation}} \\
[[DigitalPiracyIsEvil Digital Piracy]]\\
[[EverythingsCuterWithKittens Cats]] \\
{{MUGEN}} \\
[[http://amasci.com/unew.html This]] website

My name in real life is Biffercanticus, the Unreferable! It's true!

'''''ALSO:''''' If you are one of the many, many people who has happened upon my page but doesn't know anything about this website, click on the header and see what this website is ''really'' all about. It is not a social networking website. And I'm not bragging about how all encompassing my contributor page is nor how superior it is to the pages of other tropers. [[BlatantLies Honest.]]

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!''Tropers/TheMightyAnonym'' provides examples of:

* BodyHorror: I can stand with my feet backwards. ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously]]''.
** I also had appendicitis; if my appendix had stayed in any longer it could have ''burst'' around the time I would have been at ''tae-kwon-do practice''. If was kicked just right....
* CampStraight: You know it's true :P ~{{@/Haldo}}
* CompanionCube: My two green sweaters. [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness They may or may not have names]].
* CutenessProximity: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Sakaki_cats_810.jpg Kinda like this]]
* DancingTheme: Something from the eighty's. Or an anime song. Like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUuQ7bQpjYI&feature=related this.]]
* DisabilitySuperPower: My feet are double jointed, this gives me flat arches in exchange for the ability to do the butterfly stretch with ease. Useless really. It also renders touching my toes without bending my knees... difficult.
* EveryThingsCuterWithKittens: Because everything ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpxIZstD_bI is.]]''
* GrammarNazi: You bet.
* HammerSpace: My aformentioned green sweaters have... '''POCKETS!'''
* KalculatedNamingIndifferenceViolentEnforcementSection: Why can't we be [[DefeatMeansFriendship friends]]?
* LargeHam: Everyone who knows me can attest to this.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HappyDeathCat733.jpg ...]]
* NotAMorningPerson: Care of [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TvTropes]].
* PeopleLettingAllTropeTitlesExistRelishably: Redirects are ''[[SuperOCD messy]]'' and '''''[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks annoying]]'''''.
* RidiculousProcrastinator: I even put off ''going to sleep''.
* RunningGag: I am frequently called to display my aforementioned feet-twisting ability at my martial arts school.
* SpellMyNameWithAThe: Tropers/TheMightyAnonym starts with a [[CaptainObvious "the"]].
* SuperOCD: I space the hangers in my closet.
* TheFundamentalist: Of the Christian variety. And ''proud'' of it. [[spoiler: OK, no not really, but I am Christian.]]
* TrademarkFavouriteFood: Everything's better with bacon! And smoked oysters! And salmon! ''Especially'' salmon...
* UrbanDead: I have 2 characters as follows; [[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1641365 Lord Ben]] (currently forming a Pker group based on the SocietyToPreventOverlyOriginalNames, and[[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1643121 Mad Benji]] (about to form a group based on the KalculatedNamingIndifferenceViolentEnforcementSection).
** [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial My real name isn't Benjamin, honest]]!

!!''This tropers [[TopTenList top ten]] from each medium'' (This list is incomplete(Obviously))

From {{Film}}:
#ThePassionOfTheChrist: In case you skipped the top half, ''I am a Christian''.
#ForrestGump: My momma always said' this movie is actually worth watchiiing.
#EvilDead: Groovy.
#WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory: (1970s version only)
#TheRundown: ''They're little people, [[TheRock you]] can take em!''
#{{IT}}: Are you afraid of [[MonsterClown clowns]]? Do you want to be?
#GhostBusters: [[EarWorm Da da da daa dada da da da, da who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!]]
#{{Jumanji}}: [[MythBusters I wonder if you could fill a house with water like that?]]
#GroundhogDay: TropeNamer
#Film/BeetleJuice: BeetleJuice, BeetleJuice!

From LiveActionTelevision:
#NinjaWarrior: [[GratuitousJapanese Sasuke wa sugoi desu yo!]]
#{{Monk}}: [[EveryEpisodeEnding ''Here's what happend...'']]
#{{Psych}}: [[CatchPhrase Are you a fan of delicious flavor?]]
#TwilightZone: You are now entering...
#MythBusters: '''Confirmed'''
#IDreamOfJeannie: [[ClassicCheatCode Infinite]] [[WishFulfillment wishes]]!
#StargateSG1: Pre-[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks Vala]].
#TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir: [[ExpositoryThemeTune Now, this is the story, all about how...]]
#MacGyver: I have the first 3 seasons on dvd.
#LossTimeLife: Obscure J-drama about [[WidgetSeries grim reapers... dressed as soccer referees]]... and... well... just look [[http://www.mysoju.com/loss-time-life/ here.]] I will provide a description soon.

From WesternAnimation:
#VeggieTales: It's a Christian show, it has to come first.
#DextersLaboratory: Without a doubt the best show cartoon network has ever produced.
#KappaMikey: I wonder how '''''I''''' can win a contest like that.
#ThePowerpuffGirls: Him has to be the most messed up villain ''ever'' to appear on a children's show.
#InvaderZim: They... let [[JhonenVasquez this guy]] do a kids show?
#FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends: The ultimate source of WildMassGuessing.
#KidVsKat: Cause' that cat is completely ''awesome''.
#HiHiPuffyAmiYumi: Now that I'm learning japanese, I respect this show... if only those [[ExecutiveMeddling executives]] hadn't killed [[TooGoodToLast it]].
#PhineasAndFerb: Head over [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Radar/PhineasAndFerb here]] to get started.
#ThePenguinsOfMadagascar: EnsembleDarkhorse [[XMeetsY meets]] EverythingsBetterWithPenguins.

From JapaneseAnimation:
#InuYasha: I now understand the greatness of ramen.
#GalaxyAngel: WidgetSeries indeed....
#JungleWaItsumoHaleNochiGuu: Ain't Guu just the cutest little HumanoidAbomination ''ever?''
#AzumangaDaioh: [[EarWorm Cooking is so fuuun, cooking is so fuuun, now it's time to take a break and see what we have done! Yay!]]
#[[HaruhiChan The Melancholy of Haruhi-chan Suzumiya]]: FunSize!
#SetoNoHanayome: TheLittleMermaid [[XMeetsY meets]] {{Yakuza}}???
#ChisSweetHome: [[CutenessProximity You're a KITTY!!!]]
#MushiShi: It's so... peaceful.
#ExcelSaga: [[DisContinuity The last episode does not exist.]]
#OhEdoRocket!: Why is this a red-link?! I shall fix it soon....

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Email: '''theanonym@Excite.co.jp''' Yes, I put my email address here, and I'm [=OK=] with that.