-->''A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.''
-->-'''Salman Rushdie'''

[[HypocriticalHumor Describe The Great Unknown here.]]

You really want to know?

I'm a 26-year-old American troper from Pennsylvania, and tend to be nostalgic for things long before I was even born. Can I help it that [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks they did things better back then]]? Oh, and I also have Asperger's Syndrome and am Obssessive-Compulsive, as well as suffering from ADD. [[AcceptableHardLuckTargets Please don't hold this against me.]]

I use the shared IP address of other people at my college, by the way.

I also like to make sure everything is grammatical, coded and working properly wherever I go.

Say, I just realized that this entry probably counts as being an EntryPimp in reverse for myself (feel free to comment!), but...[[{{ptitlem4f37xq499gk}} ooh, new anime!]]

I used to have a huge list of tropes concerning me personally, but thought that wouldn't be quite so good to share. Here's some of the things you most need to know about me:
* AdultChild
* [[{{ptitlem4f37xq499gk}} Attention Deficit...ooh, Shiny!]]
* {{Geek}} / {{Nerd}}
* {{Otaku}}
* TheShortGuyWithGlasses
* TheSnarkKnight

Some of my favorite authors:
* JRRTolkien
* CharlesDickens
* RayBradbury
* DouglasAdams
* HPLovecraft
* [[JKRowling J. K. Rowling]]

It would take far too long to list the pages I've contributed to--though you can check the bar above-- but so far I've written and started:
* APrairieHomeCompanion
* {{Fahrenheit451}}
* SunsetBoulevard
* TheWindInTheWillows
* TwoFaced

I've added the images for:
* CallToAdventure
* GayParee
* KingMook
* TomatoSurprise

I also have some FanFicRecommendations.
* FanficRecs/TheSecretOfNIMH