I am The Good Samaritan, and [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife my life is ruined.]] ...Well, maybe just the ending of Mass Effect 3, but whatever.

-Serious sci-fi geek. Books, movies, television shows- you name it, and I will probably watch it. [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible Even if it's horrible.]] [[SnarkBait Especially if it's horrible.]] I'm kind of an ass like that.

-DeadpanSnarker to the end. [[SincerityMode Hope that won't offend you.]]

-One of my ancestors is Theodor Tobler. [[{{SugarWiki/Toblerone}} Maybe you've heard of him.]]