Hi! I'm The Evil Oboist.

Tropes that apply to me:
* {{Adorkable}}: Both in my personal image and the type of guys that I prefer.
* BobHaircut
* BrownEyes
* CatchPhrase
** "[X] makes me want to punch a baby."
** "This makes me feel like a Bond villain!"
** "IT'S NOT FUNNY. STOP LAUGHING."
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Sometimes mistaken for being one of these, especially when I get surprise-called-on in a boring class when I was thinking about fanfiction during the lecture.
* DeadpanSnarker
* EarWorm: I usually have a song stuck in my head.
* EmoTeen: I'm what happens when an EmoTeen matures a little, starts listening to better music, and lays off the eyeliner.
* FunTShirt
* GranolaGirl
* HollywoodPudgy
* KindheartedCatLover: I have a black cat named Kitty.
* {{Kuudere}}
* [[BrilliantButLazy Mildly Intelligent But Lazy]]
* MilitaryBrat
* {{Nerd}}
* ShipperOnDeck: Both for my friends and for fictional characters.
* StrawFeminist: Averted ''hard.''
* SweetTooth: *hides carton of Ben & Jerry's* I can stop whenever I want!!
* TeamChef
** SupremeChef: You should have seen the Chinese New Year dinner I made not too long ago. Or the 7-layer Angel Food/Devil's Food/peanut butter mousse/dark chocolate ganache cake I made for my mom's birthday.
* TheGlassesGottaGo: I've been wearing contacts since I was 14 and my life has gotten immeasurably better.
* TheStoic

Stuff that I like:
* ''AvatarTheLastAirbender''
* ''MythBusters''
* ''HarryPotter''
* JaneAusten
* ''MasterAndCommander''
* ''{{Temeraire}}''
* TamoraPierce
* ''DeathNote''
* ''{{Claymore}}''
* TheDecemberists
* WithinTemptation
* LadyGaga
* ''IronMan''
* ''YTheLastMan''
* BonJovi
* Indie/Alt Rock/Punk Rock in general
* The first two ''HungerGames'' books
* ''TheXFiles''
* ''StarTrek''
* FoodNetwork
* BuffyTheVampireSlayer
* {{Firefly}}

Stuff that I [[ShipperOnDeck ship]]:
* Maiko, Kataang, Sukka
* Ron/Hermione
* Pepperony
* Aubrey/Maturin
* Mal/Inara
* Buffy/Angel
* Mulan/Shang
* [[OneTrueThreesome The Evil Oboist/Internet/Ice Cream]]