'''e·lec·tric pip·er'''
[ih-'''lek'''-trik '''pahy'''-per]

-'''''noun'''''

'''1.''' ''A bitter, bitter little man.'' - '''Roj's Brother,''' Reunion '97

'''2.''' ''An egomaniacal, self-loathing, amoral elitist. So, yeah, vermin.'' - '''Noeko-kun'''

'''3.''' A consummate nerd.

'''4.''' An occasional contributor to TvTropes.

[[SpellMyNameWithAThe The Electric Piper]] is an deeply-depressed man currently eking out an extraordinarily dull existence somewhere in the bowels of the United States of America. [[ThirdPersonPerson The Electric Piper]] hates rap, loves videogames, and enjoys the occasional bit of anime. To the best of his knowledge, [[RunningGag The Electric Piper]] does not suffer from Asperger's or any other such disorders; make of this what you will.

Tropes that apply to [[OverusedRunningGag The Electric Piper]] include, but are not necessarily limited to:

* AccentuateTheNegative
* BasementDweller
* ChildHater
* DirtyCoward
* DriveByUpdater
* TheEeyore
* EvenNerdsHaveStandards
* EverybodyHatesMathematics
* ExtremeDoormat
* HatesEveryoneEqually
* {{Hypocrite}}
* KickTheDog
* KindheartedCatLover
* MeToo
* {{Nerd}}
* {{NEET}}
* NietzscheWannabe
* PickyEater
* {{Scrub}}
* SerialTweaker
* TheSlacker