The door opens...

You've walked into a very strange room. There's pillows everywhere, mostly in the shapes of cupcakes and internet icons. The walls are brown- nay, chocolate brown, and decorated by various posters of baby animals and anime characters. You notice a tall girl of 13 years sitting in a papasan chair in the corner. "I didn't see you come in!" She says in a husky voice. "Now, I'm going to assume you've come here to find out various things about moi. This piece of paper should be enough." She folds the paper into a paper airplane and throws it at you. It reads:

* {{Annoying Younger Sibling}}: Two younger brothers.
* {{Bifauxnen}}
* {{Chaotic Neutral}}
* {{Cloudcuckoo Lander}}: When I'm not being serious, I'm typically this.
* {{Companion Cube}}: My vast collection of plushies.
* {{Covert Pervert}}: No one suspects me to be this... I hope. Mental Note: Cut back on the 'I see what you did there's.
* {{Crowning Moment of Funny}}: It seems I spawn a lot of these. 'Pew Pew' indeed.
* {{Deadpan Snarker}}
* {{Erotic Eating}}: I'm working on it. Too bad all the boys around here are either really young, or really old.
* {{Friend to all Children}}
* {{Gamer Chick}}
* {{Headphones Equal Isolation}}: I figure, 'Hey, no one cares what I have to say anyway'.
* {{Hollywood Pudgy}}
* {{I Just Want To Have Friends}}
* {{Nightmare Fetishist}}
* {{Otaku}}
** {{Cosplay Otaku Girl}}: It's a side affect. I'm even teaching myself how to sew just to do more cosplaying!
* {{Squee}}: Oh so much.
* {{The Smart Guy}}
* {{Yaoi Fangirl}}
* {{Yuri Fan}}

"I assume this information will be good enough?" She stares at you for a few seconds, then breaks out into a smile and says, "Let's play some {{Fire Emblem}}! I need help with {{That One Level}}."

You plop down with the 13 year old girl to play some Radiant Dawn, when she happens to say "Of course, I have a few tropes I want to qualify for later on in my life. Here, I'll list them."

* {{Detached Sleeves}}
* {{Elegant Gothic Lolita}}: Well, in accessories, at least.
* {{Girlish Pigtails}}: I'm thinking I'll get them for fall and winter and cut 'em off for spring and summer.
* {{Goggles do Nothing}}
* {{Opera Gloves}}
* {{Sailor Fuku}}
* {{Zettai Ryouiki}}: Grade B at least! My parents would probably yell at me if I actually have these now, that's merely why I don't qualify now.

"And I heard people often do vandalism on others' pages, so please do so below. Thanks, and have a good day."

Yeah, you are a genderflipped version of me...ThereAreNoCoincidences, as they always say. -{{Tropers/Troperwithoutaname}}