"I was under the impression that we didn't need to give REASONS for [[CloudCuckoolander complete nonsense]] here...this is the internet after all."

"[[MindScrew Every word of this statement is a lie.]]"

He doesn't think like most other ninjas you meet. In fact if you were to see him walking down the street you'd think he was just the average bear. But see the inner machinations of his mind are a surreal enigma of [[AlienGeometries Alien Geometries]] and knowledge of all things [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow otherworldly and mind warping.]] He spends all of his days seeking things...Not that he himself particularly [[TheDitz KNOWS]] what he is seeking but he seeks them nonetheless!! He has traveled wastelands, [[RecycledInSpace deep space]] and the endless expanse of cyberspace. Till his eye caught TVtropes. [[TVtropesWillRuinYourLife then he got stuck here.]] But he realized that [[CursedWithAwesome his curse of imprisonment in the site was a blessing!]] He had all the information, understanding and lulz he could possibly ask for on TVtropes! And so with his little campsite set up, his weapons polished and his skills at the ready he prepares his existence as a resident of the Troperverse.