I HAVE GAZED INTO THE ABYSS, AND THE ABYSS STARED BACK, TUTTED, AND TWEETED AT ME TO GET A JOB

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* Yay! You finally have a page! I've been waiting so long for this moment; may I have the honour of being first to desecrate it? :D (And it's nice to talk Zelda with you on the forums.) @/{{Bookwormtiff}}

wait what, i have a page now? since when?

* Eh, the page was already in existence before I wrote on it. No idea how that happened. :3

* And now it has been properly Page Typed. Hello my fellow Zelda-loving non-American. @/{{whizzerd}}

* Aw, finally a page. There's not much on it. ;) - @/{{Spirit}}

and there never will be.

* Vandalized! (disappears in a vortex of flowers) -@/CrimsonZephyr

really? flowers? thats totally at odds with your bloodthirsty nature. should be a fountain of blood.

* Spiders, spiders, spiders, SPIDEEEEERS -@/{{Anfauglith}}

* I'M VANDALIZING YOUR PAGE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. [=HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaghkthathurtsmythroat.=] {{@/gumbal1}}