Also known as That Troper Who Can't Code Pages, or Sharky. Living proof that someone can, in fact, [[ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents be xylophone.]]

About two steps away from being a total shut-in, this troper has found a very stable relationship in sitting around all day playing (usually) crappy {{RPG}}s and plotting the next story she'll write halfway and never finish. While it is impossible to catch this troper in her natural habitat, as she is equally awkward everywhere she goes, she can be seen frequently in the new Liveblog subsection of the forums, raving about plot holes or bad fanfiction, or (rarely) Yack Fest. (Not to be confused with the [[JustForPun Yak Fest, a celebration of yaks.]])

This troper may contain peanuts.

[[folder: Currently Playing]]
* [[PhantomBrave Phantom Brave]]: For her sake, I will not fail![[/folder]]

[[folder: Current Liveblogs]]

* None[[/folder]]

[[folder: Completed Liveblogs]]

* [[ Sonichu]]: When BileFascination drives me to finish reading something impossibly stupid, a meme is almost born.[[/folder]]

[[folder: Failed Liveblogs]]

* [[ Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure]]: Puppet princess seeks romance; HilarityEnsues.
* [[ The Chronicles of Chris-Chan]]: A second helping of mind-melting insanity, courtesy of CWC's YouTube account.
* [[ 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors]]: A mystery involving stupid kids, magic wristwatches, and for some reason, exploding boats. Also, numbers.
* [[ The PK Girl]]: A freeware game about kidnappers and romancing psychic girls.[[/folder]]

[[folder: This Troper Is An Example Of]]

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal
* AmbiguousGender: Or so I've been told.
* ShamelessSelfPromoter: When I've got anything to promote, anyway. (see: never)
* GrammarNazi: To the point of forcing myself to not correct typos on every other page (despite being a typo machine myself).
* MostCommonSuperpower
* ShrinkingViolet
* BrainyBrunette: Bordering on ShinyMidnightBlack, according to some.
* NerdGlasses: Overlaps with BlindWithoutEm.
* MegaNeko: Has been portrayed as a gigantic cat more than once.
* ClusterFBomb
* SophisticatedAsHell
* FurryFandom: Despite most of the internet automatically believing that automatically makes me an unhinged, sex-crazed nutcase in a mascot suit.
* GamerChick
* NightmareFetishist: More like morbid curiosity, but yeah.
* RuinedFOREVER / TheyChangedItNowItSucks: Point me towards a Devil May Cry 5 trailer and watch me dissolve into tears of manly rage.
* HarmlessVillain

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