->'''Mark''': ''We're in a [[strike: webcomic]] video game. Science doesn't apply here.''
-->'''Excerpt from Stong Radd's webcomic-to-be on how ScienceIsWrong'''

All I know about myself currently is that 13 is my lucky number. And that I should edit this page more often.

* Real Name: Marzwilk24x *surname censored for security*
* Age: 18 (As of 2013/04/01, all celebrations of his birthday has been moved to April 2 for obvious reasons. As of 2014/04/01, he might call it March 32 indefinitely and say that his birthday is on *airquote* "March 32".)
* Good Point: Intelligent
* Bad Point: Worries from time to time
* Likes: Fandoms
* Dislikes: WHEN PEOPLE INTERRUPT HIM!

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!!This troper provides examples of:
* ThirdPersonPerson: Downplayed; some of this page had me referring to myself in first person, some has him referring to himself in third person.
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!ThingsStongRaddCanNoLongerDoWithAWebcomic provides examples of:
* BoysLove - Can't derail the plot for a romantic melodrama between two boys.
** GirlsLove - Or two girls for that matter.
* ImagineSpot - Even if the rules defy it, I must explain each and every event.
* LawfulStupidChaoticStupid:
** The hero is not Sarcastic Good.
*** Nor is it Idealistic Good or Cynical Good. [[spoiler: At least not in the reverse territories...]]
** Even if the rules allow it, the villain cannot be Idealistic Evil in a cynical world. That's a contradiction.
** There is no such alignment as Psychotic Chaotic or Psychotic Lawful.
* MarySue: No killing off the MarySue, no matter how much [[ButtMonkey I hate him/her.]]
** RelationshipSue: No looking up an official character who's perfect for one of my characters. No, wait, I can't create a character who's perfect for an official character. [[LoopholeAbuse The other way around is okay.]]
* NoodleImplements - Even if the rules allow it, I cannot put random items together without a reason.
* RuleSixtyThree - Just to calm down the fans, I must include official art of the characters as opposite genders.
* RuleThirtyFour - Even if the rules allow it, I cannot include porn anywhere.
* 1. {{Shipping}} is not TheXFiles's fault.
** Finally, {{Shipping}} isn't {{Pokemon}}'s fault either.
* ShoutOut:
** Cannot name the heroes [[TheAdventuresOfDuaneAndBrando Duane and Brando.]]
** Nor can I name the villain {{Brentalfloss}}.
** The QuirkyMinibossSquad's name is not TheMegas.
*** Nor is it TheProtomen.
** Can't include any {{Pokemon}} anywhere.
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!Vandalism goes here!

* Yo, @/{{Balmung}} here saying hi and getting this vandalism thing started for you.

* I shall now proceed to [[{{Pyromaniac}} set your page on fire]]. >:D Heheheee... - @/{{Nekoalexa}}

* The faeries have come and gone. - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie]]

* NEEDS MOAR VANDALISM --@/{{Annebeeche}}

* You should change your age thing, as your birthday has passed. - @/{{Strawberryflavored}}

* Wow, a teenage male who 'fucking hates' yaoi, but considers himself a possible fan of yuri? Colour me surprised. ;) - @/{{LittleMissTourettes}}

** Okay. *[[LiteralMinded takes some surprised paint]]*

* If you are planning to take over the world, you need a science advisor - {{Tropers/Kossmeister}}

* Hello! [[{{Tropers/BluBeriPi}} I]] find many similarities between us. [[CatchPhrase Potatoes!]]