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[[caption-width-right:200:A [[ScienceMarchesOn woefully outdated]] ''Segnosaurus galbinensis''.]]
Hey. [[CaptainObvious This is my page]]. But enough about me and my page. I have contributed significantly to TvTropes' pages on life sciences and prehistoric life. I was officially diagnosed autistic at about the age of six. If you want to wish me happy birthday, the big day is January 22.
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!!Pages I have started (excluding namespaced versions of existing pages) include:
* The page you are now reading!
* MonstersResurrected
* MegaBeasts (it's just a redirect, but still)
* EverythingIsBetterWithDinosaurs (another redirect)
* AnimalArmageddon (with much help from Vrahno)
* {{Raptormaniacs}}
* RaptorAttack (technically not started but {{YKTTW}}'d by me)
* {{Paleoworld}} (Not much yet, but I plan on improving it in the future)
* JesusIsSavior (and the {{redirect}} leading to it)
* Music/CarlyRaeJepsen
* Music/NeYo
* Creator/PeytonRList
* {{ScienceMarchesOn/Paleoworld}} ScienceMarchesOn
* NightmareFuel/WalkingWithDinosaurs NightmareFuel
* Heartwarming/WalkingWithDinosaurs Crowning Momemt of Heartwarming
* Awesome/WalkingWithDinosaurs CrowningMomentOfAwesome
* Awesome/PrehistoricPark Crowning Moment of Awesome
* TearJerker/WalkingWithDinosaurs TearJerker
* Funny/ClashOfTheDinosaurs CrowningMomentOfFunny
* SomewhereAPalaeontologistIsCrying Troper Tales (now defunct)
* Trivia/JurassicFightClub {{Trivia}}
* Trivia/ClashOfTheDinosaurs Trivia
* Trivia/WalkingWithDinosaurs Trivia
* Trivia/TaylorSwift Trivia
* Trivia/{{Stanley}} Trivia
* Trivia/CarlyRaeJepsen Trivia
* Trivia/BellaThorne Trivia
* Trivia/PeytonRList Trivia
* Trivia/SierraMcCormick Trivia
* Trivia/TheVoice Trivia
* Trivia/ZooTycoon Trivia
* Trivia/PlanetOfDinosaurs Trivia
* WMG/JurassicFightClub WildMassGuessing
* Heartwarming/JurassicFightClub Crowning Moment of Heartwarming
* Heartwarming/TaylorSwift Crowning Moment of Heartwarming
* Heartwarming/PrehistoricPark Crowning Moment of Heartwarming
* TearJerker/JurassicFightClub TearJerker
* TearJerker/PrehistoricPark Tear Jerker
* Haiku/SomewhereAPalaeontologistIsCrying [[HaikuWiki Haiku]]
* Haiku/WalkingWithDinosaurs Haiku
* {{Haiku/Spinosegnosaurus77}} Haiku
* Laconic/SomewhereAHerpetologistIsCrying {{Laconic}}
* Laconic/SomewhereAMammalogistIsCrying Laconic
* Laconic/SomewhereAnEntomologistIsCrying Laconic
* Laconic/SomewhereAnEquestrianIsCrying Laconic
* Laconic/RomanticFalseLead Laconic
* Laconic/OlderThanTheyLook Laconic
* Laconic/CueTheFlyingPigs Laconic
* Laconic/AnimalGenderBender Laconic
* Laconic/WordPureeTitle Laconic
* Laconic/TaylorSwift Laconic
* Laconic/ShakeItUp Laconic
* Laconic/{{Jessie}} Laconic
* {{Laconic/Spinosegnosaurus77}} Laconic
* Radar/TheFairlyOddparents GettingCrapPastTheRadar
* Radar/{{Rugrats}} Getting Crap Past the Radar
* YMMV/SpecialAgentOso {{YMMV}}
* YMMV/BookwormAdventures YMMV
* YMMV/ManAfterManAnAnthropologyOfTheFuture YMMV
* YMMV/AfterManAZoologyOfTheFuture YMMV
* YMMV/TheFutureIsWild YMMV
* YMMV/WhatANightmareCharlieBrown YMMV
* YMMV/BizarreDinosaurs YMMV
* {{YMMV/Raptormaniacs}} YMMV
* YMMV/DinosaursDecoded YMMV
* YMMV/PrehistoricMonstersRevealed YMMV
* YMMV/TingaTingaTales YMMV
* YMMV/PrehistoricPark YMMV
* YMMV/AlfiesHome YMMV
* YMMV/JesusIsSavior YMMV
* YMMV/{{Stanley}} YMMV
* YMMV/CarlyRaeJepsen YMMV
* YMMV/FeedingFrenzy YMMV
* YMMV/AdamLambert YMMV
* YMMV/NeYo YMMV
* {{Quotes/Spinosegnosaurus77}} [[QuotesWiki Quotes]]
* Quotes/TaylorSwift Quotes
* Headscratchers/MonstersResurrected {{Headscratchers}}
* Headscratchers/WalkingWithDinosaurs Headscratchers
* Headscratchers/CarlyRaeJepsen Headscratchers
* Fridge/DinosaurPlanet FridgeLogic
* Fridge/TheFutureIsWild Fridge Logic
* Fridge/DinosaurTrain Fridge Logic
* Fridge/TaylorSwift Fridge Logic
* UsefulNotes/PrehistoricLifeBirds
* More coming soon!

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!!Works & creators I like with pages on the wiki (in rough alphabetical order):
* AardmanAnimations
* Music/AdamLambert
* Music/{{Adele}}
* WesternAnimation/AdventureTime
* WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius
* Music/TheAllAmericanRejects
* Literature/AllYesterdays
* AmazingAnimals
* TheAmazingWorldOfGumball
* Radio/AmericanTop40
* AmericasFunniestHomeVideos
* AngryBeavers
* AngryBirds
** VideoGame/BadPiggies
* AnimalArmageddon
* AnimalFaceOff
* AreYouSmarterThanAFifthGrader
* WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}
* Blog/AskAVelociraptor
* Music/BarenakedLadies
* WesternAnimation/BeingIan
* TheBigBangTheory
* BizarreDinosaurs
* ComicStrip/{{Bizarro}}
* Film/{{Blackfish}}
* Music/{{Blink 182}}
* Creator/BlueSkyStudios
* Music/BowlingForSoup
* BrainPop
* Music/BrunoMars
* ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes
* Music/CalvinHarris
* CashCab
* WesternAnimation/CatDog
* Music/CeeLoGreen
* Literature/CharlottesWeb
* {{Chopped}}
* Literature/AChristmasCarol
* ClassicalMythology
* Music/{{Coldplay}}
* ComicStrip/CulDeSac
* VideoGame/CutTheRope
* Music/DaftPunk
* {{Daughtry}}
* DavidAttenborough
* Music/DavidGuetta
* Music/{{deadmau5}}
* Music/DepecheMode
* DespicableMe
* {{deviantART}}
* DiaryOfAWimpyKid
* DinoRun
* Series/DinosaurPlanet
* DinosaurRevolution
* DinosaurTrain
* DinosaursDecoded
* DinosaursTheMostCompleteUpToDateEncyclopedia
* Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon
* DisneyThemeParks
* VideoGame/DoodleGod
* DoodleJump
* DougalDixon
** Franchise/TheFutureIsWild
* Creator/DreamworksAnimation
* Music/EdSheeran
* Film/{{Elf}}
* EllenDegeneres
* Music/EllieGoulding
* EltonJohn
* VideoGame/EndlessOcean
* Music/EnriqueIglesias
* Music/FallOutBoy
* FamilyFeud
* TheFarSide
* Music/FleetwoodMac
* Music/FloRida
* FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends
* ComicStrip/FoxTrot
* Literature/{{Fudge}}
* {{Music/Fun}}
* Website/FundiesSayTheDarndestThings
* {{Garfield}}
** GarfieldMinusGarfield
** WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends
* Music/GoodCharlotte
* GoodLuckCharlie
* {{Google}}
* Music/{{Gotye}}
* Film/{{Gravity}}
* GravityFalls
* Music/GreatBigSea
* Music/GreenDay
* Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy
* Creator/HalfbrickStudios
* Creator/{{Hanna-Barbera}}
* WesternAnimation/HappyFeet
* WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}
* Literature/TheHungerGames
* Music/ImagineDragons
* {{IMDb}}
* Film/JackTheGiantSlayer
* Music/JamesTaylor
* Music/JasonMraz
* Series/{{Jeopardy}}
* Music/JesseMcCartney
* Music/{{Journey}}
* Music/KellyClarkson
* Music/TheKillers
* KrattsCreatures
* Franchise/{{LEGO}}
** WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie
* LifeAfterPeople
* Music/LinkinPark
* LooneyTunes
* Music/{{Macklemore}}
* MarchOfTheDinosaurs
* VideoGame/MarioKart
* Music/{{Maroon 5}}
* Music/MatchboxTwenty
* Music/MichaelJackson
* VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}
* MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail
* TheMostExtreme
* MrBean
* MrPoppersPenguins
* Franchise/TheMuppets
* MythBusters
* NauticalFolklore
* Music/NellyFurtado
* Music/NeonTrees
* Music/NeYo
* NightAtTheMuseum
* NorseMythology
* Website/NotAlwaysRight
* Series/{{Nova}}
* OliveTheOtherReindeer
* Music/OneRepublic
* Music/OwlCity
* VideoGame/{{Pac-Man}}
* PalaeOhNo
* {{Paleoworld}}
* Music/{{Paramore}}
* ParaNorman
* WebComic/ParryAndCarney
* {{Peanuts}}
* PeepAndTheBigWideWorld
* Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians
** TheHeroesOfOlympus
* PearlsBeforeSwine
* PhineasAndFerb
* {{Pingu}}
* Music/{{Pink}}
* {{Pixar}}
* PlanetDinosaur
* WesternAnimation/ThePolarExpress
* Creator/PopCapGames
* PrehistoricMonstersRevealed
* PrehistoricPark
* Film/ThePrincessBride
* Music/{{Queen}}
* {{Rango}}
* {{Raptormaniacs}}
* RoaldDahl
** FantasticMrFox
* Franchise/RipleysBelieveItOrNot
* Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes
* RiverMonsters
* RockosModernLife
* RogerEbert
* RottenTomatoes
* {{Rugrats}}
* TheSantaClause
* Music/SaraBareilles
* {{Scribblenauts}}
* TheScript
* Film/TheSecretLifeOfWalterMitty
* SesameStreet
* Music/{{Shakira}}
* ShelSilverstein
* ShermansLagoon
* TheSimpsons
* TheSmokingGunPresentsWorldsDumbest
* {{Snopes}}
* SpecWorld
* WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants
** WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobSquarepantsMovie
* SpyKids
* {{Stanley}}
* Creator/StevenSpielberg
* Music/StevieWonder
* Music/{{Supertramp}}
* Music/SwedishHouseMafia
* Literature/TheSwissFamilyRobinson
* Music/TeganAndSara
* WebComic/TetZooTime
* Blog/TetrapodZoology
* Creator/TimBurton
* TingaTingaTales
* Film/TopSecret
* Music/{{Toto}}
* Music/{{Train}}
* TheTruthAboutKillerDinosaurs
* TvTropes
* {{U2}}
* WesternAnimation/UntalkativeBunny
* Music/{{Usher}}
* Series/TheVoice
* WalkingWithDinosaurs
* Webcomic/WallyAndOsborne
* WeBoughtAZoo
* Series/WeirdOrWhat
* WheelOfFortune
* WhenDinosaursRoamedAmerica
* VideoGame/WheresMyWater
* WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire
* {{Wikipedia}}
* WildKratts
* Series/{{Wipeout 2008}}
* WizardsOfWaverlyPlace
* YouTube
* Music/{{Zedd}}
* ComicStrip/{{Zits}}
* {{Zoboomafoo}}
* ZooTycoon
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!!My alter egos on other sites:
* Crocodile on [[http://www.braingle.com/ Braingle]]
* Kronosaurus on [[http://www.funtrivia.com/ FunTrivia]] and [[http://www.commonsensemedia.org/ CommonSense Media]]
* Spinosaurus-57-502800 on [[http://www.imdb.com/ IMDb]]
* [=SpongeBobFossilPants=] on [[http://www.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt]]
* Oxalaia on TheOtherWiki
* Spinosaurus on Tv.com
* Xiaotingia on [[http://connect.taylorswift.com/forum TaylorConnect]]
* Maniraptora_Returns on [[http://z13.invisionfree.com/Hell_Creek/index.php Hell Creek]]
* Daspletosaurus on {{FSTDT}}
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!!My recent edits:
[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/el.php?findfor=Spinosegnosaurus77 here]].

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!!This troper provides examples of:
* AncientGrome: Averted!
* AspergerSyndrome
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* BadLiar
* BaconAddiction
* BigEater
* TheBigGuy
* {{Bookworm}}
* BrainyBrunette
* BrilliantButLazy
* BuffySpeak: Used fairly often.
* CanadaEh
* CatchPhrase: [[MemeticMutation "I see what you did there…"]]
* CelebCrush: Too many for me to list here, but Creator/PeytonRList and Creator/OliviaHolt are the big ones.
* CunningLinguist
* DeepFriedWhatever
* DitzyGenius: Goes hand-in-hand with my Asperger's.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs
* {{Fanboy}}: Of many things…
* FanDumb: I'd place my self under "the theocrat" (save for the occasional FanWank).
* FriendToAllLivingThings
* GrammarNazi
* HomeschooledKids: I'm one (sort of), and proud of it.
* HormoneAddledTeenager
* ICantDance
* KiddieKid: To an extent.
* LazyBum
* LiteralMinded: Goes with my Aspergers.
* MightyGlacier
* ObsessedWithFood
* PosterGalleryBedroom: A good mix of dinosaurs and the CelebCrush of the day.
* ProudToBeAGeek
* {{Scotireland}}: Oh so, so much.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* TheSlacker
* TheSmartGuy
* SomewhereAPalaeontologistIsCrying: As the creator of its Troper Tales page, I have more than a few moments to share:
** My mother insists that ''Spinosaurus'' looks just like a ''TyrannosaurusRex'' with a sail. Hmm... I think they're [[http://i27.tinypic.com/k3kjn5.jpg just a bit]] [[http://0.tqn.com/d/dinosaurs/1/0/n/2/-/-/trexluisrey.jpg different]]... (first pic is Spino, second is T-rex).
** Also, I have a 2006 encyclopedia on prehistoric life (this one [[http://www.amazon.ca/Illustrated-Encyclopedia-Prehistoric-World/dp/0785820868/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1305408294&sr=1-1 here]]). Having noticed several inaccuracies in it, I typed them all up on Microsoft Word. '''''IT TOOK SEVEN FREAKIN' PAGES TO LIST THEM ALL.''''' Such anomalies include naked raptors, swan-necked plesiosaurs, "''Anatosaurus''" and "''Stenonychosaurus''" (both of which were renamed in the eighties or nineties), ''Teratosaurus'' as a dinosaur (thought to have been a land crocodile since the eighties) and tail-dragging dinosaurs of all sorts. Remember, '''''[[CriticalResearchFailure THIS IS A 2006 ENCYCLOPEDIA]].''''' By the way, [[http://www.amazon.com/review/R944NI7Y1UBSH/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R944NI7Y1UBSH this review]] sums up the problems quite nicely. I'm seriously considering sending a letter to the editor.
** My father insists that [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodontidae glyptodonts]] were reptiles.[[note]]They're ''[[CriticalResearchFailure mammals]]''.[[/note]]
** A brain teaser I submitted to [[http://www.braingle.com/index.php Braingle.com]] was rejected because ''[[http://www.braingle.com/community/board_post.php?forum=4;id=1487;new=1#newest the editors thought that BAND was correct]]''. If you don't know what the problem is, see the "Real Life" folder on the trope's main page. Tropers/{{Albertonykus}}, you'll be glad to know I quoted your blog several times in my rebuttal.
** I have a Creationist dinosaur book which is actually quite accurate by evolutionist standards. However, one flaw remains: TyrannosaurusRex ''is shown with three fingers.''
* TeenGenius: Alright, maybe "genius" is stretching it, but I'm generally good with life sciences (and more specifically theropod systematics).
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: {{Bacon|Addiction}} and pizza.
* TwitchyEye
* VerbalTic: I say "like" a lot.
* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why Did It Have To Be Fire?]]
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