Hi, I'm Speedchesser, a goofball, long-term troper, and... well, okay, that's about it. Any pronouns are fine, even "it" if you don't find it too confusing[[note]]I personally always find myself too confusing, but your mileage may vary[[/note]]. When not troping, I write TV screenplays and occasionally do other stuff. Oh, yeah, and since I've been around long enough, many of my older posts and contribs are intensely weird {{Old Shame}}s that do not reflect my current brand of intense, marginally more mature weirdness.