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[[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Why hello there, troper.]] You might
remember me from... actually I've never been in anything that you have seen
...[[ParanoiaFuel yet]]. I started my long reign on TVTropes just before the first
[[Administrivia/TheGoogleIncident Google Incident]]. I remember the days
of yold, gazing at BeyondTheImpossible in all its splendour, raging at
[[TrueCompanions Nakama]], laughing at how people tried to define
the difference between NightmareFuel and HighOctaneNightmareFuel, even
looking upon the destruction of So Yeah... long story short, I've
been around the block. Nothing like [[Tropers/FastEddie Fast Eddie]],
his name be praised, but I'm no noob...

[[Film/WarGames And they said]] [[BeyondTheImpossible you couldn't]] [[FlawlessVictory win]] [[AtomicHate a nuclear]] [[http://i.imgur.com/rfEOCEO.jpg war]].

[[OmnicidalManiac Man, I love]] {{VideoGame/DEFCON}}.