Well hello there. You seem to be lost. You're obviously a bit confused. Didn't expect to find this here? No, neither did I. Don't be afraid, it's not that scary.

[[strike:I was born a poor black ma]] ... sorry Steve. Anyway, I'm ShadowMagus, and I'm addicted to TVTropes. But that's okay, because besides [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ruining]] my life, TVTropes has also [[TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife enhanced]] it quite a bit. Because of this site, I have watched all of ZeroPunctuation, [[AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar]], am reading the {{Discworld}} series, and will soon start watching BuffyTheVampireSlayer.

Oh, and I'm 23, live in Utah, yaddayaddayadda, a bit overweight but will be joining the US Army as soon as I lose some poundage. Go {{Eagleland}}!