[[caption-width:160: Sessalisk in a nutshell. lol I said nut]]

An amorphous, genderless blob of muffin-lovin'. GAZE INTO MY SOULLESS BUTTON EYES AND TASTE DESPAIR. And dicks.
!!Tropes that describe Sessalisk:

* AttentionWhore
* ChaoticStupid
* ItAmusedMe
* SmallNameBigEgo
* SockPuppet
* TooDumbToLive

Try not to take me too seriously. I'm an idiot with a really shitty sense of humour.