''So, I've discovered that, not only can I touch my tongue to my nose, I can stick my tongue ''up'' my nose. I feel that this is going to be necessary information someday.''

When comfortable, the elusive SelfCalledNowhere is a BrilliantButLazy GenkiGirl CloudCuckooLander to the Nth level, though it takes very little for an outsider to reduce her to her usual state of ShrinkingViolet, usually as a result of the fact that she HatesBeingTouched. Then, non-confrontational creature as she is, it is only a matter of time then before she scampers away to find something big and safe to hide under.

She can easily be coaxed out again, though, if you titillate her love of cheesy 80's stuff, smart discussions and healthy amounts of HoYay in all of her favorite TV shows. She is a disciple of YouGottaHaveBlueHair and GratuitousRussian, as well as being something of a ChewToy to those who know her as a result of her crippling amounts of social awkwardness. You can find her in Buffalo, New York, partying with Canada, and she's always game to talk. Her GeekyTurnOn is a fellow who can play the accordion.

Oh, and she has a [[http://self-called-nowhere.deviantart.com/ pretty darn rockin' art gallery]].

Jeez, once you put your life into TVTropes terms, it all seems kind of meaningless.

Things I love right now:
TheyMightBeGiants, AceOfCakes, HomestarRunner, RepoTheGeneticOpera, EdEddNEddy, TheKillers, CriminalMinds, HeyArnold, PushingDaisies, DeadLikeMe, TheDecemberists, TheNewPornographers, SouthPark, ThePrincessBride, NoCountryForOldMen, TheFratellis,