-> [[{{BehindTheMask}} "They can't see who I really am..."]]
->-> Some sentence, part of my {{Inner Monologue}}

Hi! [[{{ThirdPersonPerson}} Sayuri Yamada]] welcomes you!

First of all, I just want to say that I'm a [[{{FanGirl}} crazy fangirl]] who [[{{SplitPersonality}} changes personalities as many times she blinks]].

Getting serious: I'm a seventeen years old Mexican college student, anime and manga fan, writer-wannabe, and the [[{{CloudCuckooLander}} strangest]] girl you'll ever meet.

!!!'''Works that Sayuri likes (but don't want people around her to know):'''

* {{Artemis Fowl}}
* {{Ashita No Nadja}}
* {{Avatar The Last Airbender}}
* {{Bakugan}}
* {{Metal Fight Beyblade}}
* {{CLANNAD}}
* {{Code Lyoko}}
* {{Demashita Powerpuff Girls Z}}
* {{Digimon}}
* {{Dinosaur King}}
* {{Generator Rex}}
* {{Gormiti}}
* {{Howls Moving Castle}}
* {{Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama}}
* {{Kiniro No Corda}}
* {{The Legend of Korra}}
* {{Legion Of Super-Heroes}}
* {{Phineas And Ferb}}
* {{Pokemon}}
* {{Pretear}}
* {{Princess Tutu}}
* {{Spirited Away}}
* {{Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go}}
* {{Tangled}}
* {{Teen Titans}}
* {{Tokyo Magnitude 8}}
* [[{{TotalDramaIsland}} Total Drama series]]
* {{Young Justice}}
* {{Yumeiro Patissiere}}

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!!!'''Tropes present in Sayuri's life (or that she thinks are present in her life):'''

* AbsurdlyYouthfulMother: who has been mistaken for my sister twice.
* ActionGirl: Guess who's the only girl who has never said "no" to a game against boys?
* AfraidOfNeedles: stemming from a painful shot more than a year ago.
* [[{{AloofBigBrother}} Aloof Big Sister]].
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Am I an {{Ill Girl}} with a bit of {{Ditzy Genius}}, or am I a [[{{NoSocialSkills}} lonely]] and [[{{TheOphelia}} delusional]] girl, or am I [[{{TheSociopath}} completely]] [[{{CloudCuckooLander}} out]] [[{{BrilliantButLazy}} of]] [[{{StepfordSmiler}} my]] [[{{IronWoobie}} mind]]?.
* AmbiguousDisorder: My mother actually told my sister to stop trying to hug me because I was autistic (which I'm most certainly not).
* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: two of them, actually.
* AntiHero: I have some shades of this along with my dad.
* BookWorm: I learnt to read at [[{{ChildProdigy}} age four (before even going to school)]], and since then I have been an obsessed reader.
* BrainyBrunette
* BrokenAce: Trying so hard to accomplish [[{{WellDoneSonGuy}} other people's expectatives]] and [[{{StepfordSmiler}} discovering I'm not]] [[{{UsedToBeASweetKid}} a sweet kid]] [[{{TheSociopath}} anymore]].
* BrokenBird
* BrownEyes
* CloudCuckoolander: Just ask my mother.
* CrapsaccharineWorld: My state is this trope incarnated... while there are soldiers around the city and many dead bodies have been discovered, the governor still says that nothing happens here.
* CreepyChild: When I was little I read books about monsters and had a vast knowledge about astronomy, Greek-Roman mythology and other things six-year-olds shouldn't know...
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow
* DanDere: When I arrive to a new school, it takes a lot of effort to make me talk.
* DayDreamBeliever: Sometimes, mostly when I'm being a {{Cloud Cuckoo Lander}}.
* DarkerAndEdgier: I can transform anyone's ideas into this.
* DeadPanSnarker: In my house and with my friends, sometimes including [[{{CoughSnarkCough}} coughs]].
* DifferentAsNightAndDay: My younger sister and I. She's one of the most [[{{TalkativeLoon}} talkative]] [[{{MotorMouth}} persons]] I've ever met and she's quite [[{{GenkiGirl}} energetic]], while I'm a [[{{TheQuietOne}} girl of few words]] and the [[{{BrilliantButLazy}} laziest person I'll ever meet]].
* DissonantLaughter: When arguing with my parents I tend to do this or give them a [[{{SlasherSmile}} frightening smile]].
* DreamingOfThingsToCome: Sometimes I have these strange dreams... about random events happening at school, such as the different parts of the brain and the teacher opening the door.
* EarnYourHappyEnding
* EmotionlessGirl: Sometimes.
* EyesAlwaysShut: We joke with this regarding my sister.
* FeminineWomenCanCook: The exact reason [[{{TheBigGuy}} I can't cook]] and [[{{TheChick}} my sister]] [[{{ParentalFavoritism}} does]].
* FingerLessGloves: My mother once made me a pair by cutting the fingers of some normal gloves, just to keep my hands warm while I practiced with my violin.
* ForgetsToEat: When I'm on the computer.
* GenreSavvy: resulting from reading too many stories (and wanting to live an adventure myself).
* GrayingMorality: And I'm having a pretty fun time while this happens.
* GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals: So much that I have them hidden in my closet to prevent my mother from giving them away.
* GratuitousEnglish: Since I live in Mexico... it happens all the time when I say one of my [[{{CatchPhrase}} catchphrases]].
* GratuitousJapanese: Specially when I'm having a major {{Fan Girl}} moment or when I'm talking to myself.
* HardWorkHardlyWorks: If I study for a exam, I'll end up nervously checking the notebook before it.
* HeadphonesEqualIsolation: And drives my family mad.
* IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance: Some people I know.
* IllGirl: Rheumatic Fever, [[{{IncurableCoughOfDeath}} long coughs]], numb limbs, headaches, poor breathing...
* ImaginaryFriend: I used to have a legion when I was little... all faceless and transparent...and without a name.
* ImprobableAge: Being an elementary school English teacher at age fifteen? [[{{SarcasmMode}} Yeah, like that could happen...]]
* IneffectualLoner: No matter how much I don't try, I always end up having at least a bunch of good friends.
* InnerMonologue: All the time. I'm doing it right now.
* IronicName: My mom is a very bad namer. [[{{WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent}} My]] names mean [[{{NoSocialSkills}} "alone"]] and [[{{UnfortunateNames}} ''Holy Mary'']]... Guess my mom was trying to go with {{Prophetic Names}}... at least with the second one. I'm calling {{Did Not Do The Research}} on the first one.
* IThoughtEveryoneCouldDoThat: Some things I do, one of them got me the nickname of the "Contortionist".
* JustOneMoreLevel: my little brother's answer when he's playing a videogame.
* LackOfEmpathy: another reason for which my mother scolds me instead of [[{{ThereAreNoTherapists}} taking me to a psychologist]].
* LearntEnglishFromWatchingTelevision: That's how I improved my English level. I've been waiting to obtain the TOEFL level since I was 14.
* MadnessMantra: "I did it... I really did it!"
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Opening your eyebrow with a tube is not a big deal, even if it would have [[{{EyeScream}} cost your eye]]...
* MeaningfulName: My first name means [[{{IWorkAlone}} "alone"]], which has carried some [[{{LonersAreFreaks}} family problems]] along.
* {{Meganekko}}: I used to be one.
* MindScrew: What I enjoy doing to the people I know.
* MinorInjuryOverreaction: Not me, but some classmates would scream and get alarmed if I scratch my whole leg.
* MistakenNationality: I was once asked if I was American by a woman. But I'm not, I'm Mexican.
* MoralityPet: My friend [[{{TheLadette}} Sa]][[{{Chickification}} m]] apologizes everytime she swears in front of me.
** And the reason I'm not insane right now is because of my little brother and [[{{TrueCompanions}} Johan]]. And now that she lives in another country...
* {{TrueCompanions}}: Can't live without [[{{TomboyishName}} Johan]].
* NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals: Because children ask you stupid and personal questions and cats will scratch your legs.
* NoSocialSkills: Related to the {{Meaningful Name}} and {{Lack Of Empathy}} problems above.
* NothingExcitingEverHappensHere: My city used to be like that. Now I have a helicopter above my head pretty much every day and see the army on the streets after school.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: To contrast my awesome intelligence moments... and becuse I'm [[{{CloudCuckooLander}} plain crazy]].
* OneHeadTaller: Than Johan and my sister.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: If you don't know my real name, probably you know me by Sayuri.
* OnlySaneMan: sometimes I feel like this, even though I'm [[{{NotSoAboveItAll}} not]] [[{{TheOphelia}} much]] [[{{CloudCuckooLander}} better]].
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: I“m a victim of this when I'm sad or [[{{BewareTheQuietOnes}} mad]].
* OverprotectiveDad: The reason I'm not dating anyone (yet) or driving, despite being 17. Though he has already admitted that I am old enough to be asked out. The driving part will come once I'm 18.
* PaleSkinnedBrunette: It's a little unusual where I live, since no one is as pale.
* RedOniBlueOni: The [[{{TheStoic}} Blue Oni]] compared to most people I know.
* SarcasmMode: Specially when I'm near my sister, since she [[{{DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm}} doesn't quite get it]].
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: My mother, when talking to my dad.
* ScarsAreForever: The one in my eybrow and the one in my abdomen.
* ScholarshipStudent: I want to become one in any school.
* ShrinkingViolet: I have gone through some phases of this.
* SmurfettePrinciple: When the teacher says "teamwork", I always end up with the same [[{{BigThinShortTrio}} three guys]].
* SplitPersonality: Obviously. That's the reason that there are contradicting tropes here.
* {{Squee}}: When I'm having a major {{FanGirl}} moment, along with {{GratuitousJapanese}}.
* GeniusSweetTooth: Lollipops, chocolates, marzipans, cakes, milkshakes... and since I spend more time thinking than talking to other people...
* TakeAThirdOption: To whatever my parents make me choice.
* TallDarkAndBishoujo: I'm one in my house.
* ThemeNaming: My brother is named {{Jesus}}, and my middle name is Santamarķa (Holy Mary). I don't know what was my mom thinking when [[{{IronicName}} she named]] [[{{AntiHero}} me that]].
* TheOphelia
* TheQuietOne
* ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet: Totally averted.
* ThereAreNoTherapists: Apparently for my mother.
* TheWoobie: Because no one cares about me being [[{{IllGirl}} painfully sick]] and suffering from [[{{NoSocialSkills}} relationship]] [[{{AmbiguousDisorder}} issues]].
* ThirdPersonPerson: Sometimes when I'm on the Internet. I'd do it in {{RealLife}}, but my mother would scold me and say that I'm [[{{CloudCuckoolander}} crazy]]... not that I would deny it, but then she would scold me again.
* TrueArtIsAngsty: For my friend Johan and me. Everyone else thinks it's creepy.
* TsunDere: I used to be a Type B, but sometimes I lean closer to a Type A.
* UsedToBeASweetKid: When I was not a {{Creepy Child}}.
* WiseBeyondTheirYears: I am. Being asked for advice frequently made me realize that. Doesn't help that another of my [[{{MeaningfulName}} name's meanings is ''advisor'']].
* YamatoNadeshiko: What my mother wants me to be.
* YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe: My most famous catchphrase.
* YoungerThanTheyLook: When I was 14, I was confused for a 16 years old girl. When I was 15, I was confused for an 18 years old. Now that I'm 17, almost 18, I give the impression to be 21 or older... I was once called "ma'am".