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->''"A troper am I..."''
->''"Your last name is now Biffercanticus, the Unreferable."''
->-- {{Tropers/SandJosieph}}, ''ShamelessSelfPromoter''

->''"That qualifier of "polite" also works against trolls, since they get no satisfaction if they fail to anger anyone. This doesn't work against general nuisances like Sand Josieph, but as best as I can tell'' '''''nothing''''' ''works against Sand Josieph."''
->-- {{Tropers/feotakahari}}, ''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=ymgh80xa8h3u0pc26965qz6y&page=2#33 summing up Sand Josieph's schtick.]]''

@/SandJosieph is a normal troper at best, only seeing the glass as half-full if it's being filled and half empty if it is being emptied. He gets his name from the sandworm from the BeetleJuice movie as he didn't have glasses at the time and thought the name on the paper Beetlejuice was reading said ''Sand Joseph''. He decided to be original and add an "i" before the "e" in Joseph and got ''Sand Josieph''.

See {{Characters/SandJosieph}} for known Meta Sock Puppets.

Current Projects: ''Film/TheGalsOfGaladay'', ''Literature/JoansBosom'', ''VideoGames/ScarletAndTheDarkFiends'', and ''{{Literature/The Deadlund Handbook}}''. See also, "RiseOfTheReapers", the companion piece for the Deadlund Handbook.

His current fan-projects are an Audio/Visual Book for GunnerkriggCourt, as well as {{the Unofficial TV Tropes Fan Comic}}.

Has been known to push things a little too far...

Sand Josieph is a fan of:
* ''GunnerkriggCourt''
* ''JennyEverywhere''
* ''AkiAlliance''
* ''DaisyIsDead''
* ''WorldsWorstWebcomic''
* ''DayByDayArmageddon''

Tropes SJ has made up:

* Third Person Promoter
* Badass Sweetie
* Pulling A Marjorie
* What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid
* Blame TV Tropes
* Suburban Fantasy
* Fourth Wall Banger
* the Wiki Witch of the Web
* A Practice Article
* {{blank}}

Favorite nicknames applied to other tropes...

* LauncherOfShips
* TragicAneurysmMoment / HarshAneurymMoment (or HAM)

Favorite Trope names...

* BoatLights
* TheNULLPage

Tropes Created

* TheBattledome
* SexSlave
* HairyHammerspace

Has been meaning to look into:

* {{Violine}}
* {{Series/GoldDigger}}

Currently Contemplating

ASlaveToTheIndex

SeductionTropes

{{TroperWorks/Nornology}}: "GoingSaneInACrazyWorld"

{{Bigonkers}} [[supersecretspoiler: JustForFun/{{Bigonkers}}]]

Has been meaning to look into...

BloodyJacky

!Test

I suddenly got this idea while coming to work. Basically, it's a beach episode for the minor characters while the main team is out on a mission. While at the beach, Kathirynn is kidnapped (Katnapped?) by someone (perhaps a fictite) who lusts after her, what with her being MsFanservice and everything. The kidnapper tries to put up a ransom, spurring the other characters to take action. As it turns out, Kat manages to free herself and meets up with the team at the halfway point. Due to Kat's performance at the beach, she is now nine months pregnant. There was some time travel involved, of course, due to

S҉S҉S҉S҉S҉S‽

[[supersecretspoiler: testing testing 123 this is just a test]]

!!!VANDALIZE HEREZ!

VIIIIIIIIIIBBBBEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! NOT THE VIBES! - GuitarBizarre

Hey you! I was at work today and getting really annoyed at this robot whose bolts wouldn't tighten, and blurted out: "I'VE HAD IT UP TO MY '''BIGONKERS''' WITH YOU!" All activity ceased and everyone stared at me. - {{@/TJ}}

Sand Josieph ''can draw '''fucking squids'''''. - @/{{Clearall}}

ALL HAIL THE '''BIGONKERS!''' - @/ImipolexG

You like endosomataphillia, that is so cool -@/Sabrinadiamond

How do you get a ptitle to work for a nonexistent page? - Tropers/AnonymousUser

Please continue Joan's Bosom! It was awesome :) - {{Darkclaw}}

'''[[HomestarRunner EH! STEVE!]]''' - [[strike:Pumpy Clumpy]] @/{{Heartlessmushroom}}

My story lead characters are generally [[GenderBender males who turn into females]] or [[{{Transsexual}} males who want to be females]]. Hope that answered your sig question. - @/{{Metalitia}}

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