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Rytex* is a very ''very'' '''''very''''' eccentric troper. He found TVTropes when searching for information on ''{{My Immortal}}'' and ''{{My Inner Life}}'' so that he may exploit such information {{For the Evulz}}. Actually, that's his entire purpose here.

If you are ever (un)fortunate to encounter him riding the Lulzboats on teh interwebz, know that his CharacterAlignment currently oscillates between Chaotic and Neutral, and Good and Evil at any given time. At any one point, it is most likely he will be ChaoticNeutral.

* {{Imprinting}}
* SadBattleMusic

* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLegendOfKorra''
* ''RealLife/TheBeautifulGame''
* ''RealLife/EnglishPremierLeague''
* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
* ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
* ''FanFic/ThoseLackingSpines''
* ''FanFic/TheUnexpectedLoveLifeOfDuskShine''
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

!!Favorite Sports Teams of an Unapologetic Sports Bigamist (in a general order of preference)
* [[EnglishPremierLeague Arsenal FC]]
* [[EnglishPremierLeague Crystal Palace FC]]
* [[UsefulNotes/MajorLeagueSoccer Los Angeles Galaxy]]
* [[EuroFooty Barcelona FC]]
* [[TheBeautifulGame The United States Men's National Soccer Team]]
* [[TheBeautifulGame The United States Women's National Soccer Team]]
* [[MLBTeams Boston Red Sox]]
* [[MLBTeams Texas Rangers]]
* [[MLBTeams San Francisco Giants]]
* [[AmericanFootball New England Patriots]]
* [[AmericanFootball San Francisco 49ers]]
* [[NationalBasketballAssociation Oklahoma City Thunder]]
* [[NationalBasketballAssociation Boston Celtics]]
* [[NationalHockeyLeague Anaheim Ducks]]
* [[NationalHockeyLeague Boston Bruins]]
* [[CollegiateAmericanFootball Auburn Tigers]]
* [[CollegiateAmericanFootball Oklahoma Sooners]]

Rytex is better known as Trey, and he spends his time reading, writing fanfiction (and the occasional original fiction), playing video games, watching HCBailly, Chuggaconroy, ProtonJonSA, NintendoCapriSun, and many other YouTube videos. He and his brother pwn at Brawl and challenge anyone brave enough to lose their dignity to face them and the Toon Link-Pit combo they developed, as well as their signature technique Bum Rush, named in honor of the lightning-fast assault used by Sabin Rene Figaro in Final Fantasy VI. Rytex is currently a college senior, and is currently a Computer Science major.

!!'''If you want to find me on other pages around teh interwebz...'''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1421431/Rytex Fanfiction.net]]
* [[http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/member.php?4487-Rytex Zelda Dungeon]]
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/users/flaredancer Know Your Meme]]
* [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Rytex FIMFiction]]
* [[http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060921421 Steam]]

He is a fan of ''{{The Legend of Zelda}}'', ''{{Kingdom Hearts}}'', ''{{Pokemon}}'', {{Breaking the Fourth Wall}}, {{Deadpool}}, ''{{Minecraft}}'' ''{{Star Wars}}'', Internet memes, ''{{Red vs Blue}}'', ''{{Star Trek}}'', ''{{Final Fantasy}}'', ''{{Harry Potter}}'', making fun of ''[[CampGay Twilight]]'', ''HalfLife'', GLaDOS, ''{{VideoGame/Portal}}'', ''StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', ''AVeryPotterMusical'' (and sequel), ''{{Series/Once Upon A Time}}'', ''NCIS'', ''DoctorWho'', and ''{{xkcd}}''.

And most definitely ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.

He writes FanFics. There are links to his pages above. Fanfiction.net, however, is old and unused. Feel free to ignore, or laugh at his earlier pathetic storytelling attempts.

He often speaks in third person, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle as evidenced]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBe5bQ1wZtI enjoys listening to good music.]]

He is known for his vague references and [[StarWars currently has the death sentence on twelve systems]].

!!This Troper shows examples of:
* {{Angrish}}: Whenever
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: One of his favorite methods of comedy. When I rule the world, I will crush all resistance, allocate everyone's money to my own personal bank, and [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb desynchronize all the traffic lights so everyone is too busy being in traffic to pose a threat to me]].
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* AwesomenessByAnalysis: Not skilled in physical combat (at all), makes up for it by being very analytical.
* BadassBookworm: Loves to read.
* BadassLongcoat: He own a long, expensive black trench coat. He likes it. A lot. Though he's backed off of wearing it in the middle of a Texas summer.
* BrilliantButLazy: He gets told if he would apply himself, he could go places. But he's too lazy for that.
* CastCalculus:
** FourTemperamentEnsemble: Melancholic/Phlegmatic, I-(S/N)-T-J, Wind Elemental,
** FiveManBand: Among his friends, he typically plays either TheHero, TheLancer, or TheSmartGuy.
* CharacterAlignment: As said above, he switches between Chaotic and Neutral, and between Good and Evil a lot. At any given moment, most likely to be either TrueNeutral or ChaoticNeutral.
** GoodAllAlong: ...but in real life, he really is a good guy at heart.
* CloudCuckoolander: Just.. you have to actually talk to me to understand. Truly, I have a dizzying intellect.
** Wait till he gets going! Now, where was he?
*** [[Film/ThePrincessBride Australia.]]
* CulturedBadass: '''[[LargeHam HE'D LIKE TO THINK THAT,]] [[NoIndoorVoice WOULDN'T HE!]]'''
* ForTheEvulz: My whole life purpose.
* ItAmusedMe
* MarySue turned ParodySue: Rytex was a Mary Sue of mine that I would deny his sue-ness. Now, whenever he appears, he's a giant Lampshade of Mary Sues.
* MetaGuy
* MyersBriggs: '''I'''ntroverted, '''S'''ensing, '''T'''hinking, '''J'''udging.
* OldShame: Just about everything on his FanFiction.Net page. He keeps it around as a reminder of how far he's come.
* ShamelessSelfPromoter: He has written three fanfics that he has been the one to put under the recommended fics section. No one has taken them off yet. Guess people just assume they're actually good.
** SelfDeprecation: Despite this, he doesn't hold a terribly high opinion of his own writing and frequently can be found being overly-critical of his own uploaded chapters.
* {{Troll}}: lol
* YouMakeMeSic: Trolling is a art.

More to come later.