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Rytex is a very ''very'' '''''very''''' eccentric troper. He found TVTropes when searching for information on ''{{My Immortal}}'' and ''{{My Inner Life}}'' so that he may exploit such information {{For the Evulz}}. Actually, that's his entire purpose here.

'''''PAGES HE HAS CREATED:'''''
* SadBattleMusic
* {{Imprinting}}

Rytex is better known as Trey, and he spends his time reading, writing fanfiction (and the occasional original fiction), playing video games, watching HCBailly, Chuggaconroy, ProtonJonSA, NintendoCapriSun, and many other YouTube videos. He and his brother pwn at Brawl and challenge anyone brave enough to lose their dignity to face them and the Toon Link-Pit combo they developed, as well as their signature technique Bum Rush, named in honor of the lightning-fast assault used by Sabin Rene Figaro in Final Fantasy VI. Rytex is currently a college sophomore, and is currently a Computer Science major.

[[IncrediblyLamePun A Link to Rytex's Many Pages]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1421431/Rytex Fanfiction.net]], [[http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/member.php?4487-Rytex Zelda Dungeon]], [[http://raetekusu.livejournal.com/ LiveJournal]], [[http://knowyourmeme.com/users/flaredancer Know Your Meme]], [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Rytex FIMFiction]], and [[http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060921421 Steam]].

He is a fan of ''{{The Legend of Zelda}}'', ''{{Kingdom Hearts}}'', ''{{Pokemon}}'', {{Breaking the Fourth Wall}}, {{Deadpool}}, ''{{Minecraft}}'' ''{{Star Wars}}'', Internet memes, ''{{Red vs Blue}}'', ''{{Final Fantasy}}'', ''{{Harry Potter}}'', making fun of ''[[CampGay Twilight]]'', ''HalfLife'', GLaDOS, ''{{VideoGame/Portal}}'', ''StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', ''AVeryPotterMusical'' (and sequel), ''{{Series/Once Upon A Time}}'', ''NCIS'', ''DoctorWho'', and ''{{xkcd}}''.

And, most definitely, ''MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.

He often speaks in third person, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle as evidenced]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBe5bQ1wZtI enjoys a good joke or two on his readers.]]

Admit it. You probably ignored that harmless link, just because I implied that I was going to prank you. *sigh* You disappoint me, reader.

He is known for his vague references and [[StarWars currently has the death sentence on twelve systems]]. But don't tell anyone because [[TheLegendOfZelda IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY]]. He can be seen frequently on Zelda Dungeon as a user with his ridiculously outrageous timeline theories, overthinking Easter Eggs, and generally ruining everyone's fun. He also has a LiveJournal account called The Daily Insanity, where he is working to create a sporking site, similar to the Realm of Literacy, as done by Zelda Queen.

He has [[DragonballZ OVER 9000!!!]] [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]]es [[TheOprahWinfreyShow and they are all raping children]]. But then again, [[ZeroWing ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US]]. [[MemeticMutation I herd u liek mudkipz]], but [[TheLegendOfZelda IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS]] {{For Great Justice}}. [[TheElderScrolls I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.]]

He is also a TimeLord. He is called The Mocker and his laptop is his TARDIS.

This Troper shows examples of:
* Angrish: Whenever I am sporking and I see Canon Rape that cannot be ignored, you can usually find this.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: One of my favorite methods of comedy. When I rule the world, I will crush all resistance, allocate everyone's money to my own personal bank, and desynchronize all the traffic lights so everyone is too busy being in traffic to pose a threat to me.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* BadassLongcoat: I own a long, expensive black trench coat. I like it. A lot. Enough to wear it in blistering summer heat.
* BigEater: VERY big.
* CatchPhrase: Alright guys, let's troll.
* CloudCuckoolander: Just.. you have to actually talk to me to understand.
* ForTheEvulz: My whole life purpose.
* ItAmusedMe: See above.
* MarySue turned ParodySue: Rytex was a Mary Sue of mine that I would deny his sue-ness. Now, he's a giant Lampshade of Mary Sues.

More to come later.