[[TroperTales/BavarianFireDrill I LOVE PRINGLES]]

I didn't fall for it, I just thought it would be funny.

I'm a VigilanteTaxonomist and proud of it.

I'm a member of FORKS, TONGS, and WHISK.

I'm interested in foreign languages, 3D, IMAX, VHS, Blu-ray, and PBS. I'm also an unrepentant Europhile and have several British and other European films on videocassette and videodisc (and even go to the theatre to catch a British or European film every now and then). I consider Creator/QuentinTarantino, Creator/{{Toei}}, Creator/SergioLeone, Creator/LucioFulci, Creator/ChristopherNolan, Creator/GeorgeLucas, Creator/MichaelCimino, Creator/FrancisFordCoppola, Creator/RogerCorman, Creator/GenUrobuchi, Creator/SergioCorbucci, Creator/FrankMiller, Creator/AlanMoore, and Creator/WaltDisney to be my major influences as a creator.

If I was a Series/DoctorWho character, I'd probably be the [[ChristopherEccleston Ninth Doctor]], and not just because [[HellBentForLeather I went as him]] to a 3D screening of ''Doctor Who: The Day of the Doctor'' at my local theatre.

On a DarkerAndEdgier note, I suffer from not only WhiteGuilt but also AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder.

On a LighterAndSofter note, I have a [[RealMenWearPink pink]] ''Anime/CuteyHoney'' [[RealMenWearPink lunchbox]] that came with a DVD of the 2004 LiveActionAdaptation.

!!Favourites
* '''Baseball Teams''': San Francisco Giants, Detroit Tigers, Colorado Rockies, Atlanta Braves, Cincinnati Reds, Chicago Cubs
* '''Basketball Teams''': Washington Wizards, Los Angeles Lakers, Chicago Bulls, Orlando Magic, Dallas Mavericks, Miami Heat
* '''American Football Teams''': St. Louis Rams, Tennessee Titans, Houston Texans, Pittsburgh Steelers, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders
* '''Food''': Pepperoni pizza
* '''Metal Bands''': Music/GunsNRoses, Music/{{Metallica}}, Music/{{Slayer}}, Music/{{Megadeth}}, Music/{{Anthrax}}, Music/{{Danzig}} (mainly their early stuff), Music/{{ACDC}}, Music/{{Aerosmith}}, Music/{{Korn}}, Music/{{Skillet}}, Music/BlackSabbath, Music/LedZeppelin, Music/DeepPurple, Music/XJapan, and Music/DiamondHead
* '''Pop''': Music/OneDirection, Music/MichaelJackson, Music/{{AKB48}}, Music/MorningMusume, Music/BeForU, and Music/{{Psy}}
* '''Punk''': Music/GreenDay, Music/JoanJett, Music/TheRamones, Music/TheDamned, Music/TheClash, and Music/TheOffspring
* '''Prog Rock''': Music/ElectricLightOrchestra, Music/EmersonLakeAndPalmer, Music/{{Queen}}, Music/{{Yes}}, and Music/PinkFloyd
* '''Rap''': Music/{{Chamillionaire}}, Music/{{Eminem}}, Music/KanyeWest, [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd]], Music/SouljaBoy (mainly from his first album), Creator/WillSmith, and Music/{{DMX}}
* '''Classic Rock''': Music/ElvisPresley, Music/TheBeatles, and Music/TheRollingStones
* '''Comedy Music''': Music/WeirdAlYankovic
* '''Videodisc Formats''': LaserDisc and BluRay
* '''Videogame Systems''': {{NES}}, {{Xbox}}, and [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS 3DS]]
* '''Television Series''': ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' and (once broadcast commences) ''Series/AgentCarter''