Why {{hello}}...
Well, I'm RowsdowerSavesUs. More info coming soon.

'''Tropes I Qualify For'''
*{{ActionGirl}} Don't mess with me. You will be sorry.
*{{BadAss}} Don't try to attack me. I once beat the pulp out of a guy because he tried to push me into a lake. Hey, I don't like to be pushed, and I can't read your mind.
*{{BadAssLongcoat}} I have one. My friends refer to it as my "Trenchcoat of Death." It's great for smuggling drinks into movie theaters.
*{{BerserkButton}} Threaten anyone I care about. Just try.
*{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Only mildly. People tend to find me random or eccentric.
*{{FieryRedhead}}
*{{WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes}} I have two very irrational, but very strong, phobias: swinging objects (such as windchimes, lamps, swings), and underwater footage of the Titanic.