Hi, my name's Emma.

I'm an example of [[JerkAss kindness]], [[LonersAreFreaks sociability]], [[TheKlutz grace]], [[TheUnfettered self-control]], [[BigEater healthy eating habits]], [[LipstickLesbian heterosexuality]], [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny focus]], [[RefugeInVulgarity respect for taboos]], [[SelfDeprecation self-confidence]], [[NoSocialSkills awareness of social norms]], good [[GassHole digestive]] and [[IncurableCoughOfDeath respiratory]] health, [[CloudCuckooLander calm]], and [[TooDumbToLive common sense]].

While we're in SarcasmMode, I totally did not sleep with YourMom. ZING!

...Currently planning a MarySue TrollFic of TheBible. Sort of. Not really. And I draw [[http://imobsessed314.deviantart.com/ pictures.]]