[[DescribeTopicHere Describe Ringo Here.]]

Ringo seems to be a stereotypical [[BlueEyes blue-eyed]] guy with [[GodivaHair long,]] [[HairofGold blond hair]], [[CloudCuckooLander odd ideas]] and a distant gaze, but he [[BewareTheNiceOnes means well]]. His Night Job may put him at odds with kidnappers, adultnappers and goat herds.
[[spoiler: Also a]] [[supersecretspoiler: Sidereal]] [[spoiler: of Saturn, but you won't remember that.]]