Ri L. lives in New York, where she [[LazyArtist draws]] and worships at the altar of {{Tina Fey}}. She is out of college, but not yet thirty.

She is difficult to describe. These tropes come close:

* {{Grammar Nazi}}
** with a [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness large vocabulary]]
* {{Meganekko}}
* {{Brainy Brunette}}
* {{Strange Girl}} all grown up.
* {{Happily Married}}
** but {{Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life}}
* {{Gratuitous Japanese}} - a justified trope; her husband is half-Japanese.
** Said husband began as a {{Dogged Nice Guy}} ''and actually won out.''
* Can't live without [[SpotOfTea tea]]
** ... no, ''[[MustHaveCaffeine really]]''
** often requires [[EverythingsBetterWithChocolate chocolate]] too
* Bit of a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* Loves {{Disney}}
* {{Badass Longcoat}}: Her replica of [[TheMatrix Trinity]]'s coat made her infamous and instantly recognizable on her college campus.
* Alternates between {{The Cutie}}/{{Genki Girl}} and {{Deadpan Snarker}}/{{The Daria}}
* Loves carousels and historic {{Theme Park}}s, especially [[NightmareFuel creepy old dark rides]].
* [[ChildHater Not fond of children]]...[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold most of the time]].
* {{Nightmare Fetishist}}: loves ghost stories, {{Creepy Doll}}s, {{Ugly Cute}}, {{Uncanny Valley}} robots, and the cracks in reality.
** but [[AliensAndMonsters aliens]] bore her
** and she can't stand [[YourVampiresSuck vampires]]
* {{Flat What}}
* {{Gamer Chick}}
* Also likes books, particularly by {{Terry Pratchett}} and RobinMcKinley
* Shares a birthday with {{Jack Black}}
* {{Kaleidoscope Eyes}}
** capable of a vicious {{Death Glare}}
*** especially if you use [[DoNotCallMePaul her full name]]
* Likes [[DisneyPrincess princesses]]
** and {{Batman}}
** and {{Zombieland}}
** and board games. Especially {{Arkham Horror}}. I CALL [[{{ComplacentGamingSyndrome}} GLORIA]].
* Would do [[PerverseSexualLust anything]] for [[{{Pokemon}} James]]
** and almost anything for [[{{MassEffect}} Garrus]]
* {{Knight in Sour Armor}}
* {{Sweater Girl}} in winter.
* [[KindheartedCatLover Friend To All Cats]]
* A sucker for {{Ridiculously Cute Critter}}s
* The {{Animation Age Ghetto}} is her {{Berserk Button}}.
* Prone to {{HypeAversion}}
* Does a lot of {{Complaining About Shows You Dont Like}}/{{Complaining About Shows You Dont Watch}} in {{RealLife}}.

She is everywhere and nowhere. She is often cold.

Oh, and ask her about {{ReBoot}}.
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