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[[caption-width-right:328:This is generally my disposition.]]

So, you've come to look at the most glorious troper's page? Okay.

I'm an American teenager living in Southern California. Just like millions of others.

[[http://th00.deviantart.net/fs21/PRE/i/2007/266/8/7/Battering_Ram_toy_by_seiyastock.jpg This is me. Okay, not really.]]


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[[folder: List of lies (No, really, it's all lies)]]
* {{Angst}}: Much as I'd like to deny it, I have too much of it.
* AxCrazy: When I'm angry.
* BerserkButton: Don't tell me I'm lying.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: I'm quite easygoing, but don't mess with my friends.
* BrilliantButLazy: I don't know about the brilliant part, but I am quite lazy.
* CatchPhrase: Three, two of which seem to annoy people. "Green dot, purple dot," "Noted and cataloged," and "Only the best." Don't ask for the explanation.
* ConsummateLiar: I have problems with being open with people.
* {{Determinator}}: The Pacific won't stop me from realizing my goal.
* GeniusBruiser: I'm quite intelligent, and I know how to fight. Maybe. Probably not.
* ImpossiblyCoolClothes: I have been complimented on my killer sense of fashion.
* KaleidoscopeEyes: My eyes are multi-colored. Fear it.
* NiceHat: I admit, my trilby is quite nice.
* StealthHiBye: I have a habit of acting like a ghost.
* StepfordSmiler: Will do this when questioned while mildly upset.
* StepfordSnarker: Will do this when questioned while ''very'' upset.
* VerbalTic: I tend to... pause quite a bit. And I reflect it in typing. "Hm" also comes up more than I'd like.
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